We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Kuma Moto Tomato Gummies

Close your eyes, imagine a steaming hot pizza with rich, velvety tomato paste layered on top- now stop. Put that in a gummy, and here we are.

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Dandy’s Cola Sparkling Candy

The allure of cola hard candy is strong. But fizzy sparkling cola hard candy? It's enough to give this man pause.

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Super Cola

I thought cola candy couldn't get any better, and like always, I was wrong.

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Bitter Crunky Bar

After eating this Crunky, I'm feeling a tad cranky. Also, I'd like to Crunk.

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Video Review : Quick Blast

It's small-it's plastic-it's from China! And it's got warnings galore on the packaging. WE'RE IN!

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Dried Guava Balls: Not Sure a Better Name Saves These

Gritty and dirty meet tropical something

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Ramune Gummies: Flower Power Pop

More soda gummies but there ain't no coke in these

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ChunGuang Coconut Candy: Holy Jesus these are Good

if you like Werther's and you like coconut, you'll literally make love to these. Just don't do it in public; it ain't 1976.

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E-ma Apple Ginger Pearls of Goodness and Sunshine

I had never had apple and ginger as a candy combination before. Now? I never want to not have it.

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Hard Candies from China are Just Plum Yummy

When you're plum ready for some Chinese candy.

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Green Tea Kit Kat: Japan is Wonderful

I love the Japanese and I love green tea and I love Kit Kats. Put it all together and that's a shit load of love yo.

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Shanghai Surprise

Here we go again: Let's try once more to see if China is offering anything interesting in the way of candy these days.

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Hi Chews: Starbursts Better Sleep with One Eye Open

Like Starbursts, Mamba and Now and Laters? Say Hi Chew to Generation Next.

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Leather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats

Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?

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Eyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.

It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.

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Sour Japanese Gummies from Genki Crepes in SF

Yum, I mean ew....

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Kasugai Mangosteen Gummies – Happy Father’s Day

Mangosteen : the fruit cocktail of fruits. And cocktails.

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Who’s Up For A Soybean Kit Kat?

Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!

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Umeboshi – No, They’re Not Shrunken Heads.

Salt. Sour. Sweet. Okinawa.

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Rock Some Ass With Super Lemon!

A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.

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A Cornucopia of Asian…Candy?

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My knee AND this Dorian fruit candy both are assholes.

The most exotic fruit in the world gets the candy treatment! Get your nose ready...

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Kopiko Coffee Candy: Buzz Report

Coffee candy with a jolt. I'm literally flying right now.

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Kasugai Lychee Gummies – Hot Chicks Eat These, Right?

SO you even KNOW what a Lychee IS?

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Cubyrop Asian hard candies. I have nothing witty to add.

Righhhhhhhhht.......

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