We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Super Cola

I thought cola candy couldn't get any better, and like always, I was wrong.

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Sugarfina’s “Hearts Afire”

Delicious, chile & ginger spiced gummies, extremely original tasting. Except...the kids don't seem to agree...

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Alpenbauer Mango-Orange “Klassik” Bonbons

If they sold these at Walgreens, I'd be in trouble.

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Vivil Creme Life. Yo.

I'm starting a new way of looking at life: Creme Life. You'll get it soon.

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Gumbilees: Big F-ing Wine gums

Because they don't have beer mints

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Sugarfina Apple Pie

FRUIT JELLIES! Pate De Fruit? Gele? We'll figure that one out, but more importantly, prepare yourself for the best one I've ever tried.

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Haribo Tangfastics

It figures that one of Haribo's top brands is a sour offering. But IS IT SOUR ENOUGH? Is anything?

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World Cup 2014 as told by 2 candies: German Spicy Strawberry and Brazilian Caipirinha Candies

In one corner, Brazil with their darling cocktail. In the other, Germany with brutally spicy strawberries. Who'll win this time?

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Oh No, It’s Bananko!

The candy Gurus finally get to try a Croatian candy! And it's banana-y!

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Taveners Lemon & Strawberry Sherbets

Perhaps THE most iconic classic British candy is under the microscope today, yo.

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Video Review: Haribo Jogi-Fari (A Taste of Delight, Apparently)

This time, the Jr. Gurus are right on the nose- these are amazing.

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Premium Selection Feine Obst-Auslese

We know all about Haribo, Katjes, Trolli- but what about a more generic German gummy?

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Swedish Sours: Raspberry Hallonshots & Tropical Punch Bottles at “The Candy Store”

Think you've been to the best candy store in San Francisco? If you haven't been here, you haven't.

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Haribo Fan Gums Brazil : GOALLLLLLLLL!!! (or perhaps not)

He shoots, and he sco- wait. No, I....don't think he scored at all. Look away.

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Haribo COaLA-Tatzen

The only reason this candy was made was for some jacked up Product Manager to get his pun implemented on a bag of candy.

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Rowntrees Orchard Fruits Pastilles

These pastilles are plenty good-just not wuite as good as the original flavors by Rowntrees

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Cedrinco Fruit Gele: Stop Everything, and Read.

The world of high end pate de fruit comes crashing into affordable American online candy stores. Is this a dream? If so, it's a silky, cool, tart, delightful dream that I don't want to be woken from. Ever.

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Zele Bomboni Sugar Coated Jelly Candy

Pate De Fruit! I call dibs!

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Word count Wednesdays: Haribo Funny Cubes

Haribo Funny Cubes. Basically square but not funny at all. #ButStill

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Athena Black Cherry & Aphrodite Kumquat

I'm pretty sure you don't deserve these but for the sake of argument, let's just pretend that you do.

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Haribo Happy Cola (German Filled Variety)

This is Germany's "filled" variation on the classic Haribo treat "Happy Cola".

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Hitschler Sour Gummy Monsters

There's definitely no aroma of pregnant buffalo in these.

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Sugarfina: Wild Blueberry Fruttini

Introducing your new favorite candy store.

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Wiedenbauer Hibiscus Apple Chai Hard Candies

These are made in an elf's shop under a mushroom in the Shires of Germany

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Katjes Salzige Heringe – Long Overdue

Oh, another licorice review. (Yawn). Except they're just THE BEST BAG OF LICORICE ANYONE CAN BUY.

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Bassett’s Liquorice Allsorts

I love licorice, coconut, fruits, and chocolate. Love. But will I love them together? I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT. Together.

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Haribo Clown Fish. Sad, sad Clowns.

These are safe to eat without cooking first. I checked.

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Trolli Watschel – DUCKS THAT CAN STAND!!

More marshmallow? WHY??! DAMN IT WHY??? But….they're so cute, how can I stay mad at them??!?

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Victoria’s Grandma Caramel Lovers

Yes, I am.  A lover.  A caramel lover, among other things.  When I got this hefty bag of caramel themed hard candies...

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Taveners Rhubarb & Custard

Ooh! Another take on the super Brit treat rhubarb & custard boiled sweets! (That's "hard candy" on 'Merican)

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Taveners Blackcurrant & Liquorice

“licorice”?  All these years we’ve been gracefully handling the way the Brits pronounce aluminum...

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Katjes Grün-Ohr Barchen (They’re Neu!) Green Ear Bears

Dudes, check this: There’s no end to the amount of “gummy bears” that candy companies make, and...

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Grandma’s Finest Licorice Fruits

Know how I regularly talk about “Grandma Candy”?  It generally requires some variation of hard candy and...

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Trolli iGums

These little crazies hold a secret. A delicious secret.

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Mocken Boules: Talk about German Variety

Moucken Boules are Fooken Shoeless! (no idea what that means but I think it rhymes)

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Red Band Sour Suckers

What’s better than old friends? Old candy.     One of my oldest buddies, way back from my Frankie Goes...

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Venchi Italian chocolate bar: Adding herbs and fruit to everyone’s chagrin

When Italians make anything, I eat it. Here's chocolate. Guess what I did when I got it.

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Katjes Fred Ferkel: You’ll Be Fine When You Get Past the Name

Pink pigs with gummy ears. Sounds like a bad dream. But it's the opposite: a good nightmare!

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Mr. Blubber Brause Bonbons

They're fizzy, 'kept they're not.

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Bona Vita Ingwer Bonbons : Citrus Ginger Hard Candies

Ginger in candy is almost passé. ALMOST.

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Bitter Crunky Bar

After eating this Crunky, I'm feeling a tad cranky. Also, I'd like to Crunk.

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Bassett’s Sherbet Lemons

Boiled sweets are a crucial part of the candy world, as well as candy history. These are perhaps the most iconic boiled sweet there is. DO THE MATH, HOT SHOT!

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Video Review : Quick Blast

It's small-it's plastic-it's from China! And it's got warnings galore on the packaging. WE'RE IN!

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Rheila Salmiak Gummidrops

Do any among you dabble in the dark arts that is licorice? Then come along, kiddies. We have things to learn.

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Maynards Threesome of Peaches, Berries, and, well, Berries

When Tool broke up, I was sad. Then Maynard started making wine and gummies and I'm much happier.

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Walkers Nonsuch Original Toffee

What's toffee..exactly? How is it different than caramel? Which is better? And as always, we tackle the persistently tough question "is it hard enough?"

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Haribo Juicy Gold Bears

Take the best Gummy Bears ever. Now, mess with them. Add cool flavors. Real juice. Whaddaya get? Absolute SHITE. Just kidding, tee hee!

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Sallos X-Tra Cool

All things people hate (hard candy, licorice, intense mint) in one convenient package!

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Haribo Sour Tongues : “Sweaties”

What's your opinion about candy that sweats?

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Haribo Schneck Lecker: Simply, Gummy Snails

An unappealing mollusk as candy. What'll they think of next?!

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