Mexican Alcohol Candy: Hmmm. Not Sure I Get It
Get hammered on Mexican jell candy. Seriously. DO IT.
Full ReviewFrutips: Stay (Black)Currant
Blackcurrant Fruit Pastilles that you can make love to. If you find them.
Full ReviewEnd of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy
A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.
Full Review+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff
Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.
Full ReviewLeather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats
Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?
Full ReviewEdinburgh Castle Rock – It’s Like “The Human Centipede 2″
What does "The Human Centipede 2" and childhood sidewalk art have in common?
Full ReviewEyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.
It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.
Full ReviewMaynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.
Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.
Full ReviewSour Filled Electroshocks – Sometimes, it’s good that we can’t buy European candy. Like in this instance. Cause this aint good.
The original "Sweaty®" has some competition, and it's ugly.
Full ReviewRowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together
If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.
Full ReviewKasugai Mangosteen Gummies – Happy Father’s Day
Mangosteen : the fruit cocktail of fruits. And cocktails.
Full ReviewAunty Alice’s Apricots – Oddly Disturbing?
Ladies & germs, give it up for The Candy Gurus’ first South African candy review! Thanks to world traveller...
Full ReviewHaribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.
Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado. They’re...
Full ReviewKeeping Current. Keeping Black Currant.
Since we reviewed Haribo’s delicious black currant flavored sour “belt” type candy last time,...
Full ReviewSalute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!
Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...
Full ReviewSun & Fun Fruit Gums
I’m a big fan of gummies in general—but “fruit gums”, as they’re known across the pond,...
Full ReviewHaribo Wine Gums – Awesome Nipples
I did a jig of joy in my head when I found these. Black Currant for the wine! (too clever?)
Full ReviewTrolli Impresses Yet Again – But What’s The Flavor?!?!
Imagine a flavor you're intimately familiar with, but that you've never eaten before-as a candy, that is.
Full ReviewLet’s Talk About Fizz, Baby, Let’s Talk About Foam & Me
If I foamed in your mouth, would you mind?
Full ReviewHaribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?
Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form
Full ReviewSallos “Extra Stark” Licorice Hard Candy
I wanted these to be great, and while they're not, they're not bad at all.
Full ReviewAnyone Want a Fizzy Sweet Tart? Sadex Brause Flaschle Thinks You Do.
If the idea of fizzy sourness appeals to you, then check this.
Full ReviewApparently Trix ARE for kids : Fruchtiger Knusper Puffreis
I had to buy these to check them out.
Full ReviewVillosa Sallos Black & White Licorice : This Aint Yo Momma’s Good & Plenty!
I used to love Good & Plenty. Now, I'm ruined. These take licorice to the HNL.
Full ReviewAlpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy
Grandma might steal them from you.
Full ReviewVero Mango: The Red Dirt Flavor Journey
"I taste loads of tamarind, and spice and salt." Which country made the candy I'm eating? Mexico. Of course! Tamarind is to Mexican candy like mustard is to American hot dogs - slopped on there every time whether you want it or not. Vero Mangos though...kinda yums.
Full ReviewWho’s Up For A Soybean Kit Kat?
Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!
Full ReviewHitschler (NOT Hitler) Dragierte Brause Bonbons – Once Again, We’re Screwed By Germany.
Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can't get in America???
Full ReviewIreland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???
Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?
Full ReviewChupa Chups – To Suck or not to Suck, that is the Question.
If you ask my daughter what her favorite baseball team is the answer will probably be the same as the answer to the...
Full ReviewEl Almendro Turron Duro – Why create specific dates for happiness?
I have never quite had anything like it. The nougat really is great, crispy, crunchy, sweet with a touch of honey flavor. There is almost no tooth stick unlike what I was expecting and the fantastic almonds are muey plentiful and somehow sweet – I think – could be the nougat. They boast a 63% almond content. There is a weird paper on both sides of the bar – something like rice paper – but it didn’t really bother me.
Full Review2010: The Year of Mierda Candy
Every year I like to do a candy bash post. For 2010, may I forever pray you don't go anywhere near the three candies in this post.
Full ReviewRock Band, Yogurt and Haribo Jogi Bussi
The crowd goes wild. Haribo Jogi Bussi is pretty darn good. Thick gummy texture. Haribo's signiture fruity flavors and a twist - these are actually filled with liquid yogurt. They also have that layer of foam on the bottom that seems perfect as an addition to Haribo's gummy's but too much when its the main course. This all worked perfectly for me.
Full ReviewRock Some Ass With Super Lemon!
A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.
Full ReviewTaveners Wine Gums-Finally, Candy For Drunks!
I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.
Full ReviewRowntrees Juicy Jellies, Yummy Smellies!
If they made cologne that smelled like these, I'd wear the hell out of it.
Full ReviewMexican Alcohol Candy: Hmmm. Not Sure I Get It
Get hammered on Mexican jell candy. Seriously. DO IT.
Full ReviewFrutips: Stay (Black)Currant
Blackcurrant Fruit Pastilles that you can make love to. If you find them.
Full ReviewEnd of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy
A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.
Full Review+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff
Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.
Full ReviewLeather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats
Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?
Full ReviewEdinburgh Castle Rock – It’s Like “The Human Centipede 2″
What does "The Human Centipede 2" and childhood sidewalk art have in common?
Full ReviewEyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.
It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.
Full ReviewMaynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.
Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.
Full ReviewSour Filled Electroshocks – Sometimes, it’s good that we can’t buy European candy. Like in this instance. Cause this aint good.
The original "Sweaty®" has some competition, and it's ugly.
Full ReviewRowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together
If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.
Full ReviewKasugai Mangosteen Gummies – Happy Father’s Day
Mangosteen : the fruit cocktail of fruits. And cocktails.
Full ReviewAunty Alice’s Apricots – Oddly Disturbing?
Ladies & germs, give it up for The Candy Gurus’ first South African candy review! Thanks to world traveller...
Full ReviewHaribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.
Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado. They’re...
Full ReviewKeeping Current. Keeping Black Currant.
Since we reviewed Haribo’s delicious black currant flavored sour “belt” type candy last time,...
Full ReviewSalute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!
Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...
Full ReviewSun & Fun Fruit Gums
I’m a big fan of gummies in general—but “fruit gums”, as they’re known across the pond,...
Full ReviewHaribo Wine Gums – Awesome Nipples
I did a jig of joy in my head when I found these. Black Currant for the wine! (too clever?)
Full ReviewTrolli Impresses Yet Again – But What’s The Flavor?!?!
Imagine a flavor you're intimately familiar with, but that you've never eaten before-as a candy, that is.
Full ReviewLet’s Talk About Fizz, Baby, Let’s Talk About Foam & Me
If I foamed in your mouth, would you mind?
Full ReviewHaribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?
Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form
Full ReviewSallos “Extra Stark” Licorice Hard Candy
I wanted these to be great, and while they're not, they're not bad at all.
Full ReviewAnyone Want a Fizzy Sweet Tart? Sadex Brause Flaschle Thinks You Do.
If the idea of fizzy sourness appeals to you, then check this.
Full ReviewApparently Trix ARE for kids : Fruchtiger Knusper Puffreis
I had to buy these to check them out.
Full ReviewVillosa Sallos Black & White Licorice : This Aint Yo Momma’s Good & Plenty!
I used to love Good & Plenty. Now, I'm ruined. These take licorice to the HNL.
Full ReviewAlpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy
Grandma might steal them from you.
Full ReviewVero Mango: The Red Dirt Flavor Journey
"I taste loads of tamarind, and spice and salt." Which country made the candy I'm eating? Mexico. Of course! Tamarind is to Mexican candy like mustard is to American hot dogs - slopped on there every time whether you want it or not. Vero Mangos though...kinda yums.
Full ReviewWho’s Up For A Soybean Kit Kat?
Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!
Full ReviewHitschler (NOT Hitler) Dragierte Brause Bonbons – Once Again, We’re Screwed By Germany.
Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can't get in America???
Full ReviewIreland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???
Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?
Full ReviewChupa Chups – To Suck or not to Suck, that is the Question.
If you ask my daughter what her favorite baseball team is the answer will probably be the same as the answer to the...
Full ReviewEl Almendro Turron Duro – Why create specific dates for happiness?
I have never quite had anything like it. The nougat really is great, crispy, crunchy, sweet with a touch of honey flavor. There is almost no tooth stick unlike what I was expecting and the fantastic almonds are muey plentiful and somehow sweet – I think – could be the nougat. They boast a 63% almond content. There is a weird paper on both sides of the bar – something like rice paper – but it didn’t really bother me.
Full Review2010: The Year of Mierda Candy
Every year I like to do a candy bash post. For 2010, may I forever pray you don't go anywhere near the three candies in this post.
Full ReviewRock Band, Yogurt and Haribo Jogi Bussi
The crowd goes wild. Haribo Jogi Bussi is pretty darn good. Thick gummy texture. Haribo's signiture fruity flavors and a twist - these are actually filled with liquid yogurt. They also have that layer of foam on the bottom that seems perfect as an addition to Haribo's gummy's but too much when its the main course. This all worked perfectly for me.
Full ReviewRock Some Ass With Super Lemon!
A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.
Full ReviewTaveners Wine Gums-Finally, Candy For Drunks!
I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.
Full ReviewRowntrees Juicy Jellies, Yummy Smellies!
If they made cologne that smelled like these, I'd wear the hell out of it.
Full ReviewMexican Alcohol Candy: Hmmm. Not Sure I Get It
Get hammered on Mexican jell candy. Seriously. DO IT.
Full ReviewFrutips: Stay (Black)Currant
Blackcurrant Fruit Pastilles that you can make love to. If you find them.
Full ReviewEnd of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy
A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.
Full Review+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff
Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.
Full ReviewLeather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats
Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?
Full ReviewEdinburgh Castle Rock – It’s Like “The Human Centipede 2″
What does "The Human Centipede 2" and childhood sidewalk art have in common?
Full ReviewEyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.
It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.
Full ReviewMaynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.
Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.
Full ReviewSour Filled Electroshocks – Sometimes, it’s good that we can’t buy European candy. Like in this instance. Cause this aint good.
The original "Sweaty®" has some competition, and it's ugly.
Full ReviewRowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together
If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.
Full ReviewKasugai Mangosteen Gummies – Happy Father’s Day
Mangosteen : the fruit cocktail of fruits. And cocktails.
Full ReviewAunty Alice’s Apricots – Oddly Disturbing?
Ladies & germs, give it up for The Candy Gurus’ first South African candy review! Thanks to world traveller...
Full ReviewHaribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.
Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado. They’re...
Full ReviewKeeping Current. Keeping Black Currant.
Since we reviewed Haribo’s delicious black currant flavored sour “belt” type candy last time,...
Full ReviewSalute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!
Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...
Full ReviewSun & Fun Fruit Gums
I’m a big fan of gummies in general—but “fruit gums”, as they’re known across the pond,...
Full ReviewHaribo Wine Gums – Awesome Nipples
I did a jig of joy in my head when I found these. Black Currant for the wine! (too clever?)
Full ReviewTrolli Impresses Yet Again – But What’s The Flavor?!?!
Imagine a flavor you're intimately familiar with, but that you've never eaten before-as a candy, that is.
Full ReviewLet’s Talk About Fizz, Baby, Let’s Talk About Foam & Me
If I foamed in your mouth, would you mind?
Full ReviewHaribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?
Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form
Full ReviewSallos “Extra Stark” Licorice Hard Candy
I wanted these to be great, and while they're not, they're not bad at all.
Full ReviewAnyone Want a Fizzy Sweet Tart? Sadex Brause Flaschle Thinks You Do.
If the idea of fizzy sourness appeals to you, then check this.
Full ReviewApparently Trix ARE for kids : Fruchtiger Knusper Puffreis
I had to buy these to check them out.
Full ReviewVillosa Sallos Black & White Licorice : This Aint Yo Momma’s Good & Plenty!
I used to love Good & Plenty. Now, I'm ruined. These take licorice to the HNL.
Full ReviewAlpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy
Grandma might steal them from you.
Full ReviewVero Mango: The Red Dirt Flavor Journey
"I taste loads of tamarind, and spice and salt." Which country made the candy I'm eating? Mexico. Of course! Tamarind is to Mexican candy like mustard is to American hot dogs - slopped on there every time whether you want it or not. Vero Mangos though...kinda yums.
Full ReviewWho’s Up For A Soybean Kit Kat?
Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!
Full ReviewHitschler (NOT Hitler) Dragierte Brause Bonbons – Once Again, We’re Screwed By Germany.
Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can't get in America???
Full ReviewIreland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???
Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?
Full ReviewChupa Chups – To Suck or not to Suck, that is the Question.
If you ask my daughter what her favorite baseball team is the answer will probably be the same as the answer to the...
Full ReviewEl Almendro Turron Duro – Why create specific dates for happiness?
I have never quite had anything like it. The nougat really is great, crispy, crunchy, sweet with a touch of honey flavor. There is almost no tooth stick unlike what I was expecting and the fantastic almonds are muey plentiful and somehow sweet – I think – could be the nougat. They boast a 63% almond content. There is a weird paper on both sides of the bar – something like rice paper – but it didn’t really bother me.
Full Review2010: The Year of Mierda Candy
Every year I like to do a candy bash post. For 2010, may I forever pray you don't go anywhere near the three candies in this post.
Full ReviewRock Band, Yogurt and Haribo Jogi Bussi
The crowd goes wild. Haribo Jogi Bussi is pretty darn good. Thick gummy texture. Haribo's signiture fruity flavors and a twist - these are actually filled with liquid yogurt. They also have that layer of foam on the bottom that seems perfect as an addition to Haribo's gummy's but too much when its the main course. This all worked perfectly for me.
Full ReviewRock Some Ass With Super Lemon!
A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.
Full ReviewTaveners Wine Gums-Finally, Candy For Drunks!
I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.
Full ReviewRowntrees Juicy Jellies, Yummy Smellies!
If they made cologne that smelled like these, I'd wear the hell out of it.
Full ReviewMexican Alcohol Candy: Hmmm. Not Sure I Get It
Get hammered on Mexican jell candy. Seriously. DO IT.
Full ReviewFrutips: Stay (Black)Currant
Blackcurrant Fruit Pastilles that you can make love to. If you find them.
Full ReviewEnd of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy
A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.
Full Review+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff
Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.
Full ReviewLeather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats
Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?
Full ReviewEdinburgh Castle Rock – It’s Like “The Human Centipede 2″
What does "The Human Centipede 2" and childhood sidewalk art have in common?
Full ReviewEyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.
It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.
Full ReviewMaynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.
Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.
Full ReviewSour Filled Electroshocks – Sometimes, it’s good that we can’t buy European candy. Like in this instance. Cause this aint good.
The original "Sweaty®" has some competition, and it's ugly.
Full ReviewRowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together
If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.
Full ReviewKasugai Mangosteen Gummies – Happy Father’s Day
Mangosteen : the fruit cocktail of fruits. And cocktails.
Full ReviewAunty Alice’s Apricots – Oddly Disturbing?
Ladies & germs, give it up for The Candy Gurus’ first South African candy review! Thanks to world traveller...
Full ReviewHaribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.
Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado. They’re...
Full ReviewKeeping Current. Keeping Black Currant.
Since we reviewed Haribo’s delicious black currant flavored sour “belt” type candy last time,...
Full ReviewSalute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!
Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...
Full ReviewSun & Fun Fruit Gums
I’m a big fan of gummies in general—but “fruit gums”, as they’re known across the pond,...
Full ReviewHaribo Wine Gums – Awesome Nipples
I did a jig of joy in my head when I found these. Black Currant for the wine! (too clever?)
Full ReviewTrolli Impresses Yet Again – But What’s The Flavor?!?!
Imagine a flavor you're intimately familiar with, but that you've never eaten before-as a candy, that is.
Full ReviewLet’s Talk About Fizz, Baby, Let’s Talk About Foam & Me
If I foamed in your mouth, would you mind?
Full ReviewHaribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?
Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form
Full ReviewSallos “Extra Stark” Licorice Hard Candy
I wanted these to be great, and while they're not, they're not bad at all.
Full ReviewAnyone Want a Fizzy Sweet Tart? Sadex Brause Flaschle Thinks You Do.
If the idea of fizzy sourness appeals to you, then check this.
Full ReviewApparently Trix ARE for kids : Fruchtiger Knusper Puffreis
I had to buy these to check them out.
Full ReviewVillosa Sallos Black & White Licorice : This Aint Yo Momma’s Good & Plenty!
I used to love Good & Plenty. Now, I'm ruined. These take licorice to the HNL.
Full ReviewAlpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy
Grandma might steal them from you.
Full ReviewVero Mango: The Red Dirt Flavor Journey
"I taste loads of tamarind, and spice and salt." Which country made the candy I'm eating? Mexico. Of course! Tamarind is to Mexican candy like mustard is to American hot dogs - slopped on there every time whether you want it or not. Vero Mangos though...kinda yums.
Full ReviewWho’s Up For A Soybean Kit Kat?
Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!
Full ReviewHitschler (NOT Hitler) Dragierte Brause Bonbons – Once Again, We’re Screwed By Germany.
Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can't get in America???
Full ReviewIreland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???
Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?
Full ReviewChupa Chups – To Suck or not to Suck, that is the Question.
If you ask my daughter what her favorite baseball team is the answer will probably be the same as the answer to the...
Full ReviewEl Almendro Turron Duro – Why create specific dates for happiness?
I have never quite had anything like it. The nougat really is great, crispy, crunchy, sweet with a touch of honey flavor. There is almost no tooth stick unlike what I was expecting and the fantastic almonds are muey plentiful and somehow sweet – I think – could be the nougat. They boast a 63% almond content. There is a weird paper on both sides of the bar – something like rice paper – but it didn’t really bother me.
Full Review2010: The Year of Mierda Candy
Every year I like to do a candy bash post. For 2010, may I forever pray you don't go anywhere near the three candies in this post.
Full ReviewRock Band, Yogurt and Haribo Jogi Bussi
The crowd goes wild. Haribo Jogi Bussi is pretty darn good. Thick gummy texture. Haribo's signiture fruity flavors and a twist - these are actually filled with liquid yogurt. They also have that layer of foam on the bottom that seems perfect as an addition to Haribo's gummy's but too much when its the main course. This all worked perfectly for me.
Full ReviewRock Some Ass With Super Lemon!
A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.
Full ReviewTaveners Wine Gums-Finally, Candy For Drunks!
I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.
Full ReviewRowntrees Juicy Jellies, Yummy Smellies!
If they made cologne that smelled like these, I'd wear the hell out of it.
Full ReviewMexican Alcohol Candy: Hmmm. Not Sure I Get It
Get hammered on Mexican jell candy. Seriously. DO IT.
Full ReviewFrutips: Stay (Black)Currant
Blackcurrant Fruit Pastilles that you can make love to. If you find them.
Full ReviewEnd of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy
A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.
Full Review+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff
Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.
Full ReviewLeather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats
Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?
Full ReviewEdinburgh Castle Rock – It’s Like “The Human Centipede 2″
What does "The Human Centipede 2" and childhood sidewalk art have in common?
Full ReviewEyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.
It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.
Full ReviewMaynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.
Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.
Full ReviewSour Filled Electroshocks – Sometimes, it’s good that we can’t buy European candy. Like in this instance. Cause this aint good.
The original "Sweaty®" has some competition, and it's ugly.
Full ReviewRowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together
If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.
Full ReviewKasugai Mangosteen Gummies – Happy Father’s Day
Mangosteen : the fruit cocktail of fruits. And cocktails.
Full ReviewAunty Alice’s Apricots – Oddly Disturbing?
Ladies & germs, give it up for The Candy Gurus’ first South African candy review! Thanks to world traveller...
Full ReviewHaribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.
Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado. They’re...
Full ReviewKeeping Current. Keeping Black Currant.
Since we reviewed Haribo’s delicious black currant flavored sour “belt” type candy last time,...
Full ReviewSalute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!
Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...
Full ReviewSun & Fun Fruit Gums
I’m a big fan of gummies in general—but “fruit gums”, as they’re known across the pond,...
Full ReviewHaribo Wine Gums – Awesome Nipples
I did a jig of joy in my head when I found these. Black Currant for the wine! (too clever?)
Full ReviewTrolli Impresses Yet Again – But What’s The Flavor?!?!
Imagine a flavor you're intimately familiar with, but that you've never eaten before-as a candy, that is.
Full ReviewLet’s Talk About Fizz, Baby, Let’s Talk About Foam & Me
If I foamed in your mouth, would you mind?
Full ReviewHaribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?
Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form
Full ReviewSallos “Extra Stark” Licorice Hard Candy
I wanted these to be great, and while they're not, they're not bad at all.
Full ReviewAnyone Want a Fizzy Sweet Tart? Sadex Brause Flaschle Thinks You Do.
If the idea of fizzy sourness appeals to you, then check this.
Full ReviewApparently Trix ARE for kids : Fruchtiger Knusper Puffreis
I had to buy these to check them out.
Full ReviewVillosa Sallos Black & White Licorice : This Aint Yo Momma’s Good & Plenty!
I used to love Good & Plenty. Now, I'm ruined. These take licorice to the HNL.
Full ReviewAlpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy
Grandma might steal them from you.
Full ReviewVero Mango: The Red Dirt Flavor Journey
"I taste loads of tamarind, and spice and salt." Which country made the candy I'm eating? Mexico. Of course! Tamarind is to Mexican candy like mustard is to American hot dogs - slopped on there every time whether you want it or not. Vero Mangos though...kinda yums.
Full ReviewWho’s Up For A Soybean Kit Kat?
Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!
Full ReviewHitschler (NOT Hitler) Dragierte Brause Bonbons – Once Again, We’re Screwed By Germany.
Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can't get in America???
Full ReviewIreland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???
Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?
Full ReviewChupa Chups – To Suck or not to Suck, that is the Question.
If you ask my daughter what her favorite baseball team is the answer will probably be the same as the answer to the...
Full ReviewEl Almendro Turron Duro – Why create specific dates for happiness?
I have never quite had anything like it. The nougat really is great, crispy, crunchy, sweet with a touch of honey flavor. There is almost no tooth stick unlike what I was expecting and the fantastic almonds are muey plentiful and somehow sweet – I think – could be the nougat. They boast a 63% almond content. There is a weird paper on both sides of the bar – something like rice paper – but it didn’t really bother me.
Full Review2010: The Year of Mierda Candy
Every year I like to do a candy bash post. For 2010, may I forever pray you don't go anywhere near the three candies in this post.
Full ReviewRock Band, Yogurt and Haribo Jogi Bussi
The crowd goes wild. Haribo Jogi Bussi is pretty darn good. Thick gummy texture. Haribo's signiture fruity flavors and a twist - these are actually filled with liquid yogurt. They also have that layer of foam on the bottom that seems perfect as an addition to Haribo's gummy's but too much when its the main course. This all worked perfectly for me.
Full ReviewRock Some Ass With Super Lemon!
A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.
Full ReviewTaveners Wine Gums-Finally, Candy For Drunks!
I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.
Full ReviewRowntrees Juicy Jellies, Yummy Smellies!
If they made cologne that smelled like these, I'd wear the hell out of it.
Full ReviewMexican Alcohol Candy: Hmmm. Not Sure I Get It
Get hammered on Mexican jell candy. Seriously. DO IT.
Full ReviewFrutips: Stay (Black)Currant
Blackcurrant Fruit Pastilles that you can make love to. If you find them.
Full ReviewEnd of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy
A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.
Full Review+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff
Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.
Full ReviewLeather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats
Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?
Full ReviewEdinburgh Castle Rock – It’s Like “The Human Centipede 2″
What does "The Human Centipede 2" and childhood sidewalk art have in common?
Full ReviewEyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.
It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.
Full ReviewMaynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.
Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.
Full ReviewSour Filled Electroshocks – Sometimes, it’s good that we can’t buy European candy. Like in this instance. Cause this aint good.
The original "Sweaty®" has some competition, and it's ugly.
Full ReviewRowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together
If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.
Full ReviewKasugai Mangosteen Gummies – Happy Father’s Day
Mangosteen : the fruit cocktail of fruits. And cocktails.
Full ReviewAunty Alice’s Apricots – Oddly Disturbing?
Ladies & germs, give it up for The Candy Gurus’ first South African candy review! Thanks to world traveller...
Full ReviewHaribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.
Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado. They’re...
Full ReviewKeeping Current. Keeping Black Currant.
Since we reviewed Haribo’s delicious black currant flavored sour “belt” type candy last time,...
Full ReviewSalute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!
Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...
Full ReviewSun & Fun Fruit Gums
I’m a big fan of gummies in general—but “fruit gums”, as they’re known across the pond,...
Full ReviewHaribo Wine Gums – Awesome Nipples
I did a jig of joy in my head when I found these. Black Currant for the wine! (too clever?)
Full ReviewTrolli Impresses Yet Again – But What’s The Flavor?!?!
Imagine a flavor you're intimately familiar with, but that you've never eaten before-as a candy, that is.
Full ReviewLet’s Talk About Fizz, Baby, Let’s Talk About Foam & Me
If I foamed in your mouth, would you mind?
Full ReviewHaribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?
Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form
Full ReviewSallos “Extra Stark” Licorice Hard Candy
I wanted these to be great, and while they're not, they're not bad at all.
Full ReviewAnyone Want a Fizzy Sweet Tart? Sadex Brause Flaschle Thinks You Do.
If the idea of fizzy sourness appeals to you, then check this.
Full ReviewApparently Trix ARE for kids : Fruchtiger Knusper Puffreis
I had to buy these to check them out.
Full ReviewVillosa Sallos Black & White Licorice : This Aint Yo Momma’s Good & Plenty!
I used to love Good & Plenty. Now, I'm ruined. These take licorice to the HNL.
Full ReviewAlpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy
Grandma might steal them from you.
Full ReviewVero Mango: The Red Dirt Flavor Journey
"I taste loads of tamarind, and spice and salt." Which country made the candy I'm eating? Mexico. Of course! Tamarind is to Mexican candy like mustard is to American hot dogs - slopped on there every time whether you want it or not. Vero Mangos though...kinda yums.
Full ReviewWho’s Up For A Soybean Kit Kat?
Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!
Full ReviewHitschler (NOT Hitler) Dragierte Brause Bonbons – Once Again, We’re Screwed By Germany.
Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can't get in America???
Full ReviewIreland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???
Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?
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