Haribo Juicy Gold Bears
Take the best Gummy Beards ever. Now, mess with them. Add cool flavors. Real juice. Whaddaya get? Absolute SHITE. Just kidding, tee hee!
Full ReviewSallos X-Tra Cool
All things people hate (hard candy, licorice, intense mint) in one convenient package!
Full ReviewHaribo Schneck Lecker: Simply, Gummy Snails
An unappealing mollusk as candy. What'll they think of next?!
Full ReviewDried Guava Balls: Not Sure a Better Name Saves These
Gritty and dirty meet tropical something
Full ReviewTrolli Sour Stixi
With a pretty unique consistency, this offering from Trolli continues their track record of excellence overseas
Full ReviewSula Toffee To Go “Kaffeecreme”
Caramel goes with salt. This we know. But does it go with coffee? What about white chocolate? Porjk Belly?
Full ReviewVenco Licorice Chalk : School’s In Session Yo.
Get ready to CHALK this up to experience. (taps microphone).......Is this thing on?
Full ReviewFruchtgummi Vom Feinstein is NOT a Jewish Vampire. It’s an amazing candy confectioner that you need to know about NOW.
Flavor combinations that put what we're used to eating to shame....
Full ReviewBaci means Kiss in Italian. Maybe should mean French Kiss.
Italians and their food. Let's let them keep making it.
Full ReviewHaribo Goliath : Gigantor Black Licorice From The Champs
This is what standard, basic licorice SHOULD taste like. Usually not so much. But in this case, yes!
Full ReviewAhoj-Brause Halloween Bonbons : Is it Halloween Yet? Please?
Some people "don't like hard candy". These are the same people that "aren't allowed to be near children" and who "eat their own dandruff". I'm sure of it.
Full ReviewHaribo Jelly Beans : Yet Another Player in the Bean Game
We’ve reviewed and spoken about jelly beans quite a bit round these parts. Every year before Easter rolls...
Full ReviewHaribo Hot Sticks: Ginger Never Tasted So Imported
Did you know Germany was name after Ginger? It grows everywhere over there. Seriously.
Full ReviewSwedish Jelly Horses : Fruity Syrup
In a world...where one old dude finds a mystical wood horse that smells like syrup. Coming soon to a theater near you.
Full ReviewHaribo Christmas
I was actually a 4th alternate on trombone for the 1984 recording of "Do They Know it's Christmas?". Didn't make the cut. Still brag about it, though.
Full ReviewNimm 2 Lach Gummi Softies Sour is a LOT to write.
The cool thing about life, is that you never cease getting surprised-at least I don’t. Hell, I didn’t...
Full ReviewSula Lakritz Toffes : Sea Salt Licorice Toffe
Take something old (caramel) and give it something new (licorice) and sprinkle heaven dust (sea salt) on it, and you've got something completely new
Full ReviewChunGuang Coconut Candy: Holy Jesus these are Good
if you like Werther's and you like coconut, you'll literally make love to these. Just don't do it in public; it ain't 1976.
Full ReviewKatjes Saure Kirschen : Meet the Cherry Racist
Cherry is weird. I just don’t love it in candy usually, but…it really isn’t “bad”....
Full ReviewHaribo Smurfs & Haribo Sour Smurfs : A Tale of Two Different Blue Little Shits
In the Smurf show and movie, they all use "smurf" as a verb, so I'm gonnna Smurf the same.
Full ReviewHaribo Sour S’ghettti
In a world where virtually no Haribo is available to us lame-o Americans...this bag says "hell no!" and begs to arrive at your doorstep
Full ReviewTrolli Gummi Bonbons: Sour! Not.
Trolli is right up there with the best gummy makers in the world - but how will these fare? SPOILER ALERT: not good. At all.
Full ReviewKatjes Mango Melody : A Sweet Discovery
Something seems fishy about these Katjes gummies....
Full ReviewI’ve Seen Hell, My Friends: And It’s Filthy With Spogs
I’m still shuddering. Recently I contacted Aunty Nellie’s Sweet Shop in Ireland to get my hands on...
Full ReviewMillions : A Chewy Delight From the UK That Your Teeth Might Hate
Oh, you Brits. Just gotta be so damn clever with the candy, don’t ya? You make a candy called Millions, cause...
Full ReviewHalloween Terror Candy – Katjes Black Owls
You'll be cursed for 7 years if you even LOOK at these.
Full ReviewBrain Blasterz – Wimps Need Not Apply
How sour is "too sour"? And damn it, when are the wimps gonna have a candy of their own?
Full ReviewHaribo Tagada Pink’s Got No Stink
We reviewed Haribo’s “Primavera” candies a while back, and I liked them. A lot. Little did I know...
Full ReviewKatjes Kinder : Little Black Licorice Cats That Don’t Shed
If you claim to like licorice, then you need to have a bag of these on hand at all times. The pinnacle of "emergency candy"
Full ReviewFrigeo Ahoj Brause Shower Fries
When shopping for Shower Fries, don't just consider flavor : consistency is important too
Full ReviewTrolli Sierra Cruz : No Seals Were Killed Making These
You think the kids who make your Nikes have tough conditions?
Full ReviewTic Tac Papaya Lime Summer Edition
Tic Tacs are the red headed step child of the grocery candy store aisle. It's time to recognize!
Full ReviewKatjes Sour Tropical Gummies Taste Even Better Than The Bag Looks
Sour? Yes. Yummy? Natch. Delightful? Duh.
Full ReviewHaribo Jelly Boobs Sharp Ginger
Yeah. That’s what these translate to using Google Translate. It’s nice to know there’s so much...
Full ReviewE-ma Apple Ginger Pearls of Goodness and Sunshine
I had never had apple and ginger as a candy combination before. Now? I never want to not have it.
Full ReviewMaynard’s Wine Gums : An Un-Reviewed Classic!
THE original wine gum. Or at least, the first I ever had. It was a balmy day in Heathrow airport, November 2002...
Full ReviewHaribo Strawberries & Cream : Underrated and Delightful
I get the whole Strawberries thing, but I'm not playing tennis over here-don't need or want the cream. Blech. Oh, the CANDY Strawberries & Cream? Oh, I see.
Full ReviewRhubarb & Custard Boiled Sweets : A UK Classic that Must Needs Come Stateside.
Imagine boiled celery candy - now scratch that, take Strawberry & Rhubarb pie, take away the Strawberry, and add custard. Now make it a hard candy.
Full ReviewBona Vita Brause Flaschcen : That’s German for “Orange & Cola Deliciousness”
Not really made by Americans, the Germans are kooky for these! You should be too.
Full ReviewWho’s Buying these Borrachines Mexican Candies?
And a better question – who actually likes them? You? They sure look pretty. Nice colors. Soft and tender with...
Full ReviewHard Candies from China are Just Plum Yummy
When you're plum ready for some Chinese candy.
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