We may be sour, but we know our sweets.
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 20, 2015
Ever wished that your French fries weren't crispy, salty, or savory at all? Neither have I, but now I'm rethinking that.
Reviewed by Matty on Apr 13, 2015
Haribo and smurfs: Another go at making candy from a 70's cartoon show...
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 6, 2015
Haribo let their fans pick new flavors. This should be a national holiday.
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 13, 2015
Real sour with mediocre flavor is meh. These pair the sour with authentic deliciousness, and thus, we win.
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 6, 2015
Sweet. Spicy. Sour. Salty. Sexy.
Reviewed by Matty on Feb 24, 2015
When you are Dutch and you like peppers, then you are OK in my book. Call yourself Gustaf, and we have the trifecta.
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 20, 2015
Time for class, kids. On the menu? Chalk.
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 13, 2015
How do you make a Heath Bar better?
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 9, 2015
A rarely used flavor in an extremely well done gummy
Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 26, 2015
No gimmicks, no ghetto ass sample sizes, no cast offs- if you want serious quality & serious variety of legit Japanese candy, you gotta check JapanCrate.com out.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 20, 2015
I'm basically in on anything with Halloween imagery, so this just suits me. But ya know what? They're damn tasty.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 7, 2015
If you love artificial strawberry flavor like I do, then you're in for a treat.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 5, 2015
If you can get past the name-which honestly, I can't-you'll find a great candy
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 17, 2014
I love coffee ice cream. Love it. But does this bar do it justice?
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 15, 2014
No one isn't amused with bears wearing hats. Or sweaters.
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 4, 2014
Last time I checked, yogurt was for dieting moms and babies. And all those millions of new Greek people.
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 11, 2014
Bursting with tart fruit flavor, these delights are amazing-and available in the states.
Reviewed by Matty on Nov 3, 2014
If you love tequila, then you're not alone. Unless you are home alone drinking it.
Reviewed by Matty on Oct 24, 2014
When you put this much effort into candy, SOMEone should write about.
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 21, 2014
Close your eyes, imagine a steaming hot pizza with rich, velvety tomato paste layered on top- now stop. Put that in a gummy, and here we are.
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 13, 2014
The allure of cola hard candy is strong. But fizzy sparkling cola hard candy? It's enough to give this man pause.
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 6, 2014
Mentos always have a nice rounded tartness to them, but a full on sour variety pack? 2014 IS A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE.
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 3, 2014
Classic boiled sweets from the UK - what could be better? Or in this case, what couldn't be?
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 22, 2014
Sour pretzels from Germany? Someone get me a beer, and let's do this.
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 17, 2014
Dreaming of new Tic Tac flavors...
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 15, 2014
Ooh, ginger! From Vietnam! Think it's spicy?
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 10, 2014
A new take on an oldish candy staple - the sour belt.
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 2, 2014
Through the mass of mediocre licorice, we bring you a mixed bag: one good, one beyond great, and one gross.
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 27, 2014
These kids know their candy, but they can't tell pretzel from Corn Flakes.
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 22, 2014
For the hard candy lovers out there, especially those that live in Europe, you're in luck. We found a gem.
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 20, 2014
I thought cola candy couldn't get any better, and like always, I was wrong.
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 18, 2014
Delicious, chile & ginger spiced gummies, extremely original tasting. Except...the kids don't seem to agree...
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 13, 2014
If they sold these at Walgreens, I'd be in trouble.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 30, 2014
I'm starting a new way of looking at life: Creme Life. You'll get it soon.
Reviewed by Matty on Jul 28, 2014
Because they don't have beer mints
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 25, 2014
FRUIT JELLIES! Pate De Fruit? Gele? We'll figure that one out, but more importantly, prepare yourself for the best one I've ever tried.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 21, 2014
It figures that one of Haribo's top brands is a sour offering. But IS IT SOUR ENOUGH? Is anything?
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 14, 2014
In one corner, Brazil with their darling cocktail. In the other, Germany with brutally spicy strawberries. Who'll win this time?
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 9, 2014
The candy Gurus finally get to try a Croatian candy! And it's banana-y!
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 7, 2014
Perhaps THE most iconic classic British candy is under the microscope today, yo.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 4, 2014
This time, the Jr. Gurus are right on the nose- these are amazing.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 2, 2014
We know all about Haribo, Katjes, Trolli- but what about a more generic German gummy?
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 27, 2014
Think you've been to the best candy store in San Francisco? If you haven't been here, you haven't.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 20, 2014
He shoots, and he sco- wait. No, I....don't think he scored at all. Look away.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 18, 2014
The only reason this candy was made was for some jacked up Product Manager to get his pun implemented on a bag of candy.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 11, 2014
These pastilles are plenty good-just not wuite as good as the original flavors by Rowntrees
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 6, 2014
The world of high end pate de fruit comes crashing into affordable American online candy stores. Is this a dream? If so, it's a silky, cool, tart, delightful dream that I don't want to be woken from. Ever.
Reviewed by Jonny on May 30, 2014
Pate De Fruit! I call dibs!
Reviewed by Matty on May 21, 2014
Haribo Funny Cubes. Basically square but not funny at all. #ButStill
Reviewed by Jonny on May 9, 2014
I'm pretty sure you don't deserve these but for the sake of argument, let's just pretend that you do.
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