Candygurus

I had to buy these to check them out.

I used to love Good & Plenty. Now, I’m ruined. These take licorice to the HNL.

I may have eaten more chocolate over the last 2 weeks than I’ve ever eaten in a 2-week span because dammit if the Ritter-Sport people didn’t send us like 9 chocolate bars. Read the review and watch our 32 second take on one flavor, here:

Grandma might steal them from you.

“I taste loads of tamarind, and spice and salt.” Which country made the candy I’m eating? Mexico. Of course! Tamarind is to Mexican candy like mustard is to American hot dogs – slopped on there every time whether you want it or not. Vero Mangos though…kinda yums.

Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!

Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can’t get in America???

Sweaty candy ‘aint a good thing.

Here’s a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?

Mexico, thou hast forsaken us-up till NOW.

If you ask my daughter what her favorite baseball team is the answer will probably be the same as the answer to the question what is your favorite dessert or princess dress or shoes or flavor of lollipop or color. PINK. The girl is all about pink and luckily there are at least a half [...]

Best. Gummy. Ever?

I have never quite had anything like it. The nougat really is great, crispy, crunchy, sweet with a touch of honey flavor. There is almost no tooth stick unlike what I was expecting and the fantastic almonds are muey plentiful and somehow sweet – I think – could be the nougat. They boast a 63% almond content. There is a weird paper on both sides of the bar – something like rice paper – but it didn’t really bother me.

Every year I like to do a candy bash post. For 2010, may I forever pray you don’t go anywhere near the three candies in this post.

Salt. Sour. Sweet. Okinawa.

The crowd goes wild. Haribo Jogi Bussi is pretty darn good. Thick gummy texture. Haribo’s signiture fruity flavors and a twist – these are actually filled with liquid yogurt. They also have that layer of foam on the bottom that seems perfect as an addition to Haribo’s gummy’s but too much when its the main course. This all worked perfectly for me.

A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.

I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.

If they made cologne that smelled like these, I’d wear the hell out of it.

Can eating something that looks like puke taste like anything BUT puke?

St. Barth’s has hot girl everywhere and tons of excellent candy. You need to go.

What do you get when you take three numbskulls getting burritos in the City, and give them 2 bags of spongey licorice crappiness? Hijinks.

The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!

I love Haribo. I love Gummies. I love licorice. Yet I hate myself, why?

Last Monday was a good day.  Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still full of self loathing and disdain, but…that’s just Monday, right?  The reason this particular Monday was so excellent is due to the fact that not one, not two, but three of my co-workers [...]

We can’t pronounce the names of any of it, but we can certainly eat it.

Yorkie is like : not so much.

Haribo’s cola flavored snails look nothing like snails. But the taste? EXACTLY like them! Er…wait.

If this was the first and only thing you ever ate from Haribo you might hold a grudge or swear off German candy forever. Jonny, Scotty and I review these badboys on video.

If at first a gummy doesn’t work, try try again!