Bali’s Best Green Tea Latte: Soul Stealing Goodness
What’s the smoothest candy you know. Think about it for a second. Werther’s Originals of course. Those...
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Haribo Mini Rainbow Frogs: Buy. These. Now.
Haribo Mini Rainbow Frogs: I refuse to write a long post about these. Why? Because like sex, it's better experienced than read about.
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Albanese Sour Inch Worms: World’s Best? Let’s Test.
Albanese Gummis Sour Inch Worms calls themselves World's Best. Not country's best. Not state's best. WORLD'S BEST. Us Candygurus calls thems fighting words. A new candy maker creating a semi-tired, yet tried/true, sour worm gummi and calling them "Worlds Best?" We'll be the judges of that.
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Nugo: Leggo My Nilla Yogie Nuggo!
I'm plum out of candy and I'm tired of Viet Namese sweets that no one has ever heard of...So I went down to my work's all-organic, we-feed-you-all-the-time-so-you'll-never-leave cafe, and I bought me some Nugo. Vanilla Yogie Nugo.
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Vero Mango: The Red Dirt Flavor Journey
"I taste loads of tamarind, and spice and salt." Which country made the candy I'm eating? Mexico. Of course! Tamarind is to Mexican candy like mustard is to American hot dogs - slopped on there every time whether you want it or not. Vero Mangos though...kinda yums.
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Not Just Cereal: Sugar Cereal Covered in Sugar
What are they? Oh just little fun boxes filled with yr favorite sweet cereals covered in chocolate. Any kid under 10 will rid their DVRs of Hannah Montana for a year straight to get a fix of this stuff.
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Gail Ambrosius: Truffles that Men Won’t Hide From
I don't think I've ever heard a dude say, "Man, I sure could use a smooth chocolate truffle right now." Still - when the experts at Gail Ambrosius Chocolatier sent us a note asking if we wanted to try their wares, I of course said yes since - well, it IS candy, and well, I AM a pushover and I'll try anything once espesh if it's free.
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Katjes Chile Heringe: Umm …. I f*&^ing LOVE these
Dammit if the Dutch aren't just super right on. They make great licorice. They aren't afraid of really pushing anise. They don't pretend to cater to children. They play to adults. And they use salt. Like all good cooks.
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Trolli Sour Brite Crawler Eggs: Strangely Tasty
After 6 days of literally ingesting nothing but lemon juice, syrup, water and cayenne, I'm back eating candy - and maybe a week off from candy curdles the brain but when I opened this Trolli package - I was yummed over.
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Güdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported
They're called güdfüd and they're American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.
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Donkey Balls’ “Balls of Fire”: Heatin’ Up Yr Nuts
These things are spicy and it creeps up on you; takes awhile to get there. Maybe 5 full one-one-thousands later and then this great cayenne flavor starts to appear in the back of my throat. Serious pure heat. I likey.
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Grape Vines: They’re Purptastic!
These taste like purple, and it's perfectly logical for today's candy enthusiast to only want authentic, all natural, chardonnay-esque, only organic, non-fructose, raw cane grape candy. I feel you. But personally I love fake grape.
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Wonka Exceptionals’ Fruit Marvels: Do they Live Up to the Legend?
The fine people at Wonka sent us a bunch of sweets, half chocolate and half non-chocolate- I'm putting away the dark cocoa mistress and burying my gob into some fruity chewy type treats. Do they live up to the Wonka legacy?
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Sweet & Salty Corn Bits: Make Love to Them
See yourself as the John Mayer of new experiences? Someone who makes love to life like it’s crack cocaine? Then my friend — you are in for a world of tastiness with these choco covered corn nuts.
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Trader Joe’s Classic Dark Hershey’s
Trader Joe's Classic Dark Chocolate Bar. Sure, it's fine. Who cares. And that's probably its problem.
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Caramel Knowledge: Choco Domes Worth Scaling
Cocoa Pete's Caramel Knowledge: Name and packaging aside - these dark chocolate/dark caramels kick ass
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Simply Lite Dark Chocolate: No Shuggy Go Potty
Dark chocolate is all the rage and you can buy new bars everywhere now. Simply Lite has a sugar free bar that tastes great - but what is it doing to my body?
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2010: The Year of Mierda Candy
Every year I like to do a candy bash post. For 2010, may I forever pray you don't go anywhere near the three candies in this post.
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Juicy Jells: Kids Love Em! But I’m Old…
Juicy Jells from Candy Basket. Soft textured with huge sugar crystals on the outside. Gramma might like these? Jello cubes. Eh.
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Sour Spanks: Not a Sex Game Gone Awry but a Nice Treat!
The lil' genius who created Jelly Belly's - by far the best tasting jelly bean ever created - contacted Candygurus and said, 'we got candy - review it.' If this isn't a sign that the godforsaken Candygurus have made it then I don't know what is.
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King Leo’s Peppermint Bark Moves Me
Need some candy to make your holiday zing? King Leo has the Pep Bark for you. Your workmates will kiss you, and you won't even need to be under the mistletoe; it'll be perfectly inappropriate.
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Fruit Sours from Jelly Belly: Kinda One and Not the Other
Jelly Belly Fruit Sours aren't really fruity or sour. A tad disappointing from our fave jelly bean maker. On the other hand, we know they can make the goods...so perhaps there's hope...
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Chocri Khan Let Me Rock You Chocri Khan
Make-your-own chocolate bars with loads of toppings - they aint cheap but they can be hot.
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Yummy Earth: Granolas with a Taste for Gummis
Organic gummis - whodathunk the greenies could make stellar gummies?
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Rowntree’s Randoms: Dan Sends Yummy UK Gummis
When yr friends send you candy - who needs family?
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Kopiko Coffee Candy: Buzz Report
Coffee candy with a jolt. I'm literally flying right now.
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Toxic Waste – A Novel Take on Sour
These things are more sour than me. Seems impossible I know.
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Idaho Spud: What matters is what’s outside, not inside
Coconut and chocolate sounds like a sex party. Trust me, I know. But thick, dense and wet should only describe some bad porn movie - not candy.
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Serpentinas – slithering around bad taste
It’s not fair to blame the masses for the faults of a few. Like, you can’t say every Iranian is a numbnut;...
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Skwinkles. Is Tasting Like Ass the Objective Here?
Salsa on candy? Really? Hey Skwinkles: I couldn't not like you less.
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Take classic caramels. Now shake ‘em up. Keep shaking. Now eat.
Gourmet caramels that aint cheap. Are they really worth it?
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Jolly Rancher Gummies – Just Like the Real Thing
I like a Jolly Rancher enough that I'll follow the happy guy and his little candies wheree'r he goeth.
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Das Lolli Pops – Providin’ Meat and Veg
Lollipop meet Bacon. A suckable, lickable heart attack! Plus Ginger and Lemon lollies reviewed. There aint nothin' like meat and tang.
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Circus Peanuts: It’s not you it’s me
Who's eating these things? Are they doing it in public?
Full ReviewUK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.
Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?
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UK Sweets – Wham Bam No Thank You Maam
Irn Bru rocks. This stuff tastes exactly like it.
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No one Better Slay a Singer on My Butterfinger
If you need to read my review to know what this candy tastes like, then you either live in a cave or live outside the US. Both sound kinda fun to me right now.
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Don’t tell Dr. Drew: I’m addicted to Coke! (bottles)
Not all gummi coke bottles are created equal. Haribo ain't run-of-the-mill cola taste. Plus the texture is delish.
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Sour Cherry On Wayward Son…
I'm a Haribo apologist. So I'm gonna like these. But don't call em 'sour.' They ain't.
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