Dried Guava Balls: Not Sure a Better Name Saves These
Gritty and dirty meet tropical something
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Jolly Rancher Sour Bunnies: Annual Gel Fest? Eh.
There was a time when Jolly Rancher was a one-trick pony – hard brick candies in watermelon, green apple, cherry,...
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Jelly Belly Sour Bunnies: It’s What’s for Easter
When the sweet people at Jelly Belly send us Gurus stuff to review, in this case, Easter Candy, I have to ask myself:...
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Baci means Kiss in Italian. Maybe should mean French Kiss.
Italians and their food. Let's let them keep making it.
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Wild Ophelia: Beef Jerky Milk Chocolate Brings Wisps of Animal
I know I know... when we think 'chocolate' we all think 'beef'. Nothing new here. Oh WAIT A MINUTE!
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Trolli Valentine Mix: Sour Gummi Candy be Dandy
Don't lie to me about what your candy tastes like. I'm not 19. It won't make me want to sleep with you more. Also, Happy Valentine's Day.
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Skinny Cow: “Divine Chocolates” that Don’t Fatten You Up
When you're fat, you diet. But you got to still eat candy. Because why make life any shittier?
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Haribo Hot Sticks: Ginger Never Tasted So Imported
Did you know Germany was name after Ginger? It grows everywhere over there. Seriously.
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It’s a Spicy New Year with Tabasco Jelly Belly’s
Tabasco on pizza is a prerequisite to eating, in most cases. Tabasco in your jelly beans is just a smidge different.
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No candy review from me this week
This week I don't have the space in my head to try and be witty, and write a nonsensical review of something as mundane as candy.
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ChunGuang Coconut Candy: Holy Jesus these are Good
if you like Werther's and you like coconut, you'll literally make love to these. Just don't do it in public; it ain't 1976.
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Cotton Candy: I like it. There. I said it. Gottanissue widat?
Cotton candy, also called candy floss, is sweet.
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Smarties Strawberry Taffy: Thanks (for not) Giving (me any in the future)
It's taffy by nature. Not strawberry by taste. Kids like it too but kids don't know sh*&.
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Brach’s Fall Flavors: Caramel Apple Candy Corn
Now when you think of candy corn, you can think of caramel apples and confuse the hell out of yourself!
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Happy Halloween! These are Terrible Coconut Candies!
Bad coconut candy may scare the hell out of you. Run!
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Choclatique: Vote for Cocoa!
When you're in the mood to elect an official and eat chocolate
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49ers Candy: Oh no, I didn’t just do that?!
Yes I did. I actually have a review almost ready to write too. But this week, my real work is going to be un-sane and...
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Yume´ Blush: Rub All Over then Eat
When you want to rub someone and then eat it off. Litrally.
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Sendfudge.com: Can it get any clearer?
How in god's name am I going to get some fudge sent here? Sendfudge.com, that's the hell how yo!
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Jelly Belly Soda: Dare I say one of the best ever?
When soda says "Hi. Drink me." I says "Sure." When Jelly Belly Gourmet Soda says "Trust me. I'm good." I says, "Open up and let's try you. Also, I think I'm going insane since soda doesn't talk."
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Kvikk Lunsj: Yeah, it’s spelled like that
Jeg elsker norske kvinner. Jeg mener sjokolade.
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Jelly Belly Factory Tour: Go. Look. Eat. Buy. Write a review.
The entire world can go to Jelly Belly and for free, see how they make the best jelly beans in the world. Are you part of the world?
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Candy Galaxy Does Good. Still, Buy the Haribo
The folks at Candy Galaxy contacted us to let us know they are now in business, and sent along a few gifts to prove it....
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Snapple Jelly Belly’s: Made from the Best Jelly Bean on Earth
The Candy Gurus don’t hold back the love for Jelly Belly. The size (small enough to eat a lot), consistency (not...
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Juicefuls : The Kids Review Goo Candy
Kids, kids, kids. They’re good for a few laughs, at least! According to the Juicefuls website, they seem to be...
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Sour Patch Kids Berries: Sour, Sweet, and Fake!
If my kids were half as sweet after being this sour, I'd buy more of them too.
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Want Some Free Sky Bars? UPDATED AGAIN!*
*And we have our lucky give-away receivers! (See how I didn’t say “winners”? Cuz yr all winners!...
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Who’s Buying these Borrachines Mexican Candies?
And a better question – who actually likes them? You? They sure look pretty. Nice colors. Soft and tender with...
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Green Tea Kit Kat: Japan is Wonderful
I love the Japanese and I love green tea and I love Kit Kats. Put it all together and that's a shit load of love yo.
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Sour Smog Balls: Surprising as Hell
With perhaps the worst name in candy ever? Yet peer through the haze and find a kind of sour eden.
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American Halal Gummies: I’m still scared to eat these
American Halal Gummies: I'm scared to eat these. These aren't actually candies, right? Tell me they're not.
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PB&J’s: Cursing the Name of Peanut Butter
PB&J's has a name that says "simpler days", "mom loves me" and "yum". These bars though say "your stoopid", "you have no taste" and "screw you".
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Gimbal’s Sour Jelly Beans: Ready to Compete with the Jelly Belly?
Are there sour jelly beans worth buying not named "Jelly Belly"?
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Juicy Drop Taffy: Goo on a Stick! (of candy)
Sloppy goo for your blue taffy. Wonder if the 3rd World is lucky enough to get these little nuggets of corn syrup love?
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Hi Chews: Starbursts Better Sleep with One Eye Open
Like Starbursts, Mamba and Now and Laters? Say Hi Chew to Generation Next.
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Sweetriot: Attractive People Make Chocolate Not War
Say what you want about how the Man is keeping you down by making Red Dye #5-riddled aspertame products but don't blame the kids at sweetriot who are doing what they can to be green, save the world, keep you healthy and, oh yeah, make chocolate.
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Frutips: Stay (Black)Currant
Blackcurrant Fruit Pastilles that you can make love to. If you find them.
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Tobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes
Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.
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True Blue: Candy Canes for a Cause
You know we don't usually write about candy without eating it first but I thought this was a nice thing for the holiday season and wanted to give you all a heads up.
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Trader Joe’s Mango! Mango! Fruit & Yogurt Gummis: Grocerific
Mango gummis from Trader Joe's are damn good. Nuff said.
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Jelly Belly Peas & Carrots: Look but Don’t Taste
I've had these things for months waiting for the right time to review. 'The right time' in this case is that I have nothing else to review right now.
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Long Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut
If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.
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