We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Robinson’s Squash Gums are Vegeterrific

British gummies for your hippie friends that you can eat too!

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Everything You Wanted to Know about SweeTARTS but Were Afraid to Eat

The only thing Sweet and Tarty about these is everything

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Zagnut: And I’m not eating these all day long becaauuse…

What do you get when you eat a Zagnut bar? Like totally happy and then pissed cuz it's gone.

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Old Faithful: It’s What it Says it Is

Not exciting. Not new. But solid throughout.

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Too Haute Cowgirls’ Haute Buttered Rum Brittle is to Die

The only thing that's brittle about this brittle is the brittle part.

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Dutch Licorice Coins: Real Licorice 101

Ready to learn the true ways of European licorice? This is your starter kit.

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Video: Gum Cigarettes from Israel

Not a whole lotta setup needed for this one, folks: The Gurus give their kids gum cigarettes and encourage them to use.

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Orange Crush Candy Twists: Sorry, these aren’t good

I think we have to stop reviewing candy. For one, I'm pretty sure we've reviewed everything. Last count we had 617 reviews on this site. The only reason there should be more candies than this is because of a Dentist Conspiracy.

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Jelly Belly Pancakes & Maple Syrup: It’s like Vermont all up in here

Did you know they love pancakes in Israel? Well they do. I was there and there was a pancake house and it was good.

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Ice Chips: Thank you for being just what I expected

Us adults like sugar but not as much as kids do. Our elder taste buds crave sour and bitter and alcohol and spicy....

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Haribo Sauer Fizzy Smurfs: Sour video review

Haribo and smurfs: Another go at making candy from a 70's cartoon show...

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Mike and Ike Root Beer Float: Tastes Just like That

Root Beer is nice

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Original Gourmet Lollipops. Yep, that’s their name…

If flavor is a feature you like in food, then these Gourmet lollipops are like so totally the bizzomb

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Another Gustaf’s? Yes. Freeway Gummies this time.

When you are Dutch and you like peppers, then you are OK in my book. Call yourself Gustaf, and we have the trifecta.

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It’s a Haribo Crazy Jungle Out There

Read about gummies that you'd like but you'll never find. Unless you are German. Then they'll be at the gas station probably.

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Kimmie’s Coal Boulders are like seriously Bould

Chocolate that looks like chunks of coal will brighten every Xmas morn

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Tequila candy needs more um Tequila

If you love tequila, then you're not alone. Unless you are home alone drinking it.

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Haribo Sour Gold Bears: Howdimissthis

How in god's good name did Haribo put out some SOUR gold bears and I was like whoa?

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Superior Sea Gull Eggs are Real & Spectacular

When you put this much effort into candy, SOMEone should write about.

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Licorice: When you like it hard

Get your mind out of the gutter. NOW.

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Karma Candy: If you grow it, will they eat?

When you like it so natural it hurts

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RJ’s Licorice Choc Twists: A New Zealand Treat

Just because they are from New Zealand doesn't mean they are up the boohai, ya dag!

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Gumbilees: Big F-ing Wine gums

Because they don't have beer mints

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Word count Wednesdays: Haribo Funny Cubes

Haribo Funny Cubes. Basically square but not funny at all. #ButStill

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Cream & Sugar Cream Filled Licorice. Can we start over?

"Itsugar" - the manufacturer of these has an apt name. I would have liked them more if they would go with "Itsflavor" though.

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Satellite Wafers: Plain ol’ Confusing

America is a wonderful place. The land of opportunity. Ever eaten bacon and chocolate? Thanks go to some fat-loving US...

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Jelly Belly Draft Beer Beans: Make a Concoction

Candy is dandy but beer is near

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Building a Gingerbread house the SIZE of your house?

Gingerbread is #SoHoliday

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SweeTARTS Gummies: Really? We haven’t reviewed these?

Old school meet middle school. Add in after school, go to college then make candy. Which has nothing to do with these things.

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Mocken Boules: Talk about German Variety

Moucken Boules are Fooken Shoeless! (no idea what that means but I think it rhymes)

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Venchi Italian chocolate bar: Adding herbs and fruit to everyone’s chagrin

When Italians make anything, I eat it. Here's chocolate. Guess what I did when I got it.

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Katjes Fred Ferkel: You’ll Be Fine When You Get Past the Name

Pink pigs with gummy ears. Sounds like a bad dream. But it's the opposite: a good nightmare!

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Airheads Extremes Bites Rainbow Berry: long on name, not on greatness

Bright and cheery on the outside, plain and dreary on the in.

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Haribo Dinosaurs: Can we take a little credit here?

The only thing extinct about these Haribo Dinosaurs is the bag I just inhaled.

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Video Review : Twinkies, The “Cupcake With Frosting On The Inside”

The age old Twinkie is reviewed by request. Go get...

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Payday: Peanut allergies? Stay away. The rest of us, Don’t.

When you have mothers and flight attendants scared the world over, you know the candy is good

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Dorval’s Sour Power Straws: Hits and Misses

Sour's good, sour's best, sour punches you in the chest

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Lovely Candy: One for me…One for you

Real fruit. No Fake nothing. Real good. L'Chaim.

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Skittles Darkside: Once you go dark you’ll never go bark

These Skittles aren't just dark, they're brooding

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Chocolate Sea Salt Butterscotch Caramels: Name Says it All

If you thought butterscotch kinda sucked yr kinda wrong

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Maynards Threesome of Peaches, Berries, and, well, Berries

When Tool broke up, I was sad. Then Maynard started making wine and gummies and I'm much happier.

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Snickers Bites: Dime-sized & Still Satisfying

It's an old standby but dammit there's a reason for that

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Haribo Schneck Lecker: Simply, Gummy Snails

An unappealing mollusk as candy. What'll they think of next?!

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Dried Guava Balls: Not Sure a Better Name Saves These

Gritty and dirty meet tropical something

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Ramune Gummies: Flower Power Pop

More soda gummies but there ain't no coke in these

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Båren Company: Coffee Gummi Bears are Buzzin

I'm so tired. I need a gummy bear. Stat.

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Ocho Coconut Bar: When Price is No Object

Great coconut. Perfect for the rich!

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Jolly Rancher Sour Bunnies: Annual Gel Fest? Eh.

There was a time when Jolly Rancher was a one-trick pony – hard brick candies in watermelon, green apple, cherry,...

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Jelly Belly Sour Bunnies: It’s What’s for Easter

When the sweet people at Jelly Belly send us Gurus stuff to review, in this case, Easter Candy, I have to ask myself:...

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Baci means Kiss in Italian. Maybe should mean French Kiss.

Italians and their food. Let's let them keep making it.

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