Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 24, 2011

A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!

Aunty Alice’s Apricots – Oddly Disturbing?

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 7, 2011

Ladies & germs, give it up for The Candy Gurus’ first South African candy review! Thanks to world traveller...

Jelly Belly Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans, Vomit, Sausage, Puppies and Dirt. And Worms.

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 24, 2011

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Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 13, 2011

Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...

Sun & Fun Fruit Gums

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 2, 2011

I’m a big fan of gummies in general—but “fruit gums”, as they’re known across the pond,...

Tic Tacs & Sex Symbols, Reviewed By The Kid.

Reviewed by Jonny on May 5, 2011

Twix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 21, 2011

I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good...

You’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 8, 2011

I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks.  Strictly business. Being in the...

Pretzel M&M’s – Candy Of The Year?

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 11, 2011

Pretzel M&M's sure as HELL be better than the coconut ones. I'm angry.

Haribo Wine Gums – Awesome Nipples

Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 25, 2011

I did a jig of joy in my head when I found these. Black Currant for the wine! (too clever?)

Whoah-These Rocks Rock! Jean Philippe River Rocks

Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 26, 2011

It's just fun to eat rocks. Don't tell me it's not.

Trolli Impresses Yet Again – But What’s The Flavor?!?!

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 23, 2010

Imagine a flavor you're intimately familiar with, but that you've never eaten before-as a candy, that is.

Fizzy Fast Laners As Told By Complainers

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 7, 2010

Too Haute Cowgirls’ Popcorn Turns my Son into a Wild Beast

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 23, 2010

Candy Gurus Do Germany – In SF! “Lehr’s German Specialties”

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 8, 2010

Phillips Candy House Caramel Chocolate Apple – It’s A Giant

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 26, 2010

There's chocolate, and chocolate, and caramel, and chocolate and an apple.

Haribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 13, 2010

Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form

I can’t tell you the name of this review, it’s that lame.

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 5, 2010

This review has nothing to do with showgirls, Vegas, or show tunes.

Anyone Want a Fizzy Sweet Tart? Sadex Brause Flaschle Thinks You Do.

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 14, 2010

If the idea of fizzy sourness appeals to you, then check this.

Villosa Sallos Black & White Licorice : This Aint Yo Momma’s Good & Plenty!

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 3, 2010

I used to love Good & Plenty. Now, I'm ruined. These take licorice to the HNL.

Jujyfruits – Old School Stickiness = Ickiness?

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 17, 2010

You wanna talk old school? It doesn't get older (or stickier) than this.

Koppers Sour Petite Fruits – Mystery Solved

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 27, 2010

Chewy, tart little fruit looking lovelies.

Alpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 13, 2010

Grandma might steal them from you.

Dorval Sour Belts-Trumped By A Puny Fruit Chew?

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 22, 2010

Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show

And The Winner Is…Vosges Haut Chocolat!

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 8, 2010

Vosges continues to make chocolate based candy treats that are insta-classics. This time is no exception.