Monday, September 6, 2010

Candygurus

We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Archive for the ‘Jonny’ Category

I used to love Good & Plenty. Now, I’m ruined. These take licorice to the HNL.

Despite being a terrible review, this is a GREAT candy. One of my new faves.

Jujyfruits – Old School Stickiness = Ickiness?

Posted by Jonny On August - 17 - 2010

You wanna talk old school? It doesn’t get older (or stickier) than this.

Airheads : Weak Name, Strong Candy

Posted by Jonny On August - 3 - 2010

I’ve held back for years, until now. I bought my first Airhead.

Koppers Sour Petite Fruits – Mystery Solved

Posted by Jonny On July - 27 - 2010

Chewy, tart little fruit looking lovelies.

Goo Goo Clusters Go Old School On Y’ass…

Posted by Jonny On July - 20 - 2010

This claims to be the FIRST EVER combination candy bar. Intrigued?

Alpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy

Posted by Jonny On July - 13 - 2010

Grandma might steal them from you.

Twizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles

Posted by Jonny On June - 29 - 2010

Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.

Dorval Sour Belts-Trumped By A Puny Fruit Chew?

Posted by Jonny On June - 22 - 2010

Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show

Who’s Up For A Soybean Kit Kat?

Posted by Jonny On June - 15 - 2010

Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!

And The Winner Is…Vosges Haut Chocolat!

Posted by Jonny On June - 8 - 2010

Vosges continues to make chocolate based candy treats that are insta-classics. This time is no exception.

If you’re gonna make a fu&*@ing jalapeno lollipop, MAYBE you should put some jalapenos in it? Just an idea.

Sugar Free Lifesavers Dodge “The Suck”

Posted by Jonny On May - 25 - 2010

If sugar free candy has to taste like Windex + copper, then I want out.

Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can’t get in America???

Marich Confectionary Stuns the Gurus

Posted by Jonny On May - 11 - 2010

Solid candies from a family company. Word!

Wonka “Everlasting” Gobstoppers : “Feh”

Posted by Jonny On May - 4 - 2010

Oral fixation never had it so bad…

Vat 19 Gummy Shot Glasses : “Sgusting!”

Posted by Jonny On April - 27 - 2010

The world needed gummy shot glasses. Now they’re here.

Trolli Bizzl’s The Shizzle!

Posted by Jonny On April - 20 - 2010

Sweaty candy ‘aint a good thing.

Here’s a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?

The Candygurus Do Mexico

Posted by Jonny On April - 7 - 2010

Mexico, thou hast forsaken us-up till NOW.

This COULD be the coolest thing ever…or, it could fall on it’s face. Take a guess.

Vosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses

Posted by Jonny On March - 12 - 2010

The ass-kicker of Reeses has arrived.

The iPhone can’t make phone calls, but Red Vines are engineering straws? What a world.

Vosges Chocolate Covered Chile Tortilla Chips : Stoner Food 101

Posted by Jonny On February - 24 - 2010

You can’t get these at Taco Bell-yet.

Haribo Happy Cola Lemon Fresh-They’re Not NOT “Avatar!”

Posted by Jonny On February - 17 - 2010

Best. Gummy. Ever?

Umeboshi – No, They’re Not Shrunken Heads.

Posted by Jonny On February - 10 - 2010

Salt. Sour. Sweet. Okinawa.

IF you’ve ever wondered what baby wipes taste like…wait no further!

Rock Some Ass With Super Lemon!

Posted by Jonny On January - 27 - 2010

A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.

Taveners Wine Gums-Finally, Candy For Drunks!

Posted by Jonny On January - 20 - 2010

I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.

Rowntrees Juicy Jellies, Yummy Smellies!

Posted by Jonny On January - 13 - 2010

If they made cologne that smelled like these, I’d wear the hell out of it.