We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Maynards Bassetts Mint Creams

A mint treat from across the pond that isn’t as different as something we’re all quite used to

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Bassett’s Jelly Babies

I reviewed these 10 years ago and hated them. What I would I think a decade later? UPDATE: I never reviewed them. EDIT: reviewing now.

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Maoam Joystixx

Taffy is boring and all the same. Right?

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Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles Infusions

We love Rowntrees original pastilles, but did they fuck things up with these newfangled flavor combos?

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When is Zout too much Zout?

When is a shitload of salt too much of a shitload?

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Scandinavian Swimmers

Most of you who’ve seen these have seen them at Trader Joe’s. In fact, I’d wager most. But did any...

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Trolli Sour Brite Sloths are a huge steaming pile of poo

How do I put this? I'M HAVING A HARD TIME TYPING COZ I'M SO MAD

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Sula Sugar Free Mint Humbugs

i REALLY want to say BAH HUMBUG, but peeps....I just can't! These are just too yummy.

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Swizzels Bumper Bag

This bag is BUMPIN'

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Tunnock’s Tea Cakes

Flavors no one hates, all wrapped up like a scary mushroom.

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Fazer Assa Mix

A better fruit chew and licorice combo than we've ever tried

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Katjes Wunder-Land: Unicorns and Hearts up in this piece

if this is what's at the end of the rainbow, I want in.

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Haribo Cola Sour Spaghetti

The evolution of the sour straw, done by the masters

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Cadbury Lolly Bag

So many things to learn, so many preconceived notions to shatter. Lots of stuff going on here.

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Marks & Spencer American Hard Gums

The old saying goes "Goody goody gumdrop". BUT ARE THEY GOOD?

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Lakrisal Licorice Pastilles

Very interesting, very unique licorice weirdness

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Suntjens Candyland Sour Gummy Parade from Germany Dominate.

We know about Haribo, Trolli, Katjes and a few others. But is there another major player in the German gummy game?

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Freedom Japanese Market Subscription Box

What makes a subscription box stand out? Paper knives? Grape chocolate? Beef consume flavored chips? Check.

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The best all around licorice? Pingvin Blue Jeans

Welp, I’ve found it. The best “normal” not too salty, not too intense, not too hard, definitely not...

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Bio Ingwer Barchen: Vegetarian ginger gummy bears

The concept of vegetarian gummies is a fine one. It often works great. But not always.

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Haribo Gold Bears – 2 potential new flavors

Haribo is considering a new flavor for their iconic Gold Bears, and you get to choose what it is.

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Haribo Orangina

The drink was super 80's. And that makes it glorious.

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Cadbury Flake Bar

One of the most old school Brit chocolate bars is put on notice today. Notice of what, you say? Just general notice.

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Meiji…Pharmaceuticals?

This candy...might actually be what's for breakfast

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Lion Bar

Sometimes it feels like chocolate bars all use the same 4 ingredients. Actually, that's true. But don't be discouraged, they work.

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Lucas Salsaghetti Redux

We're going back to the well to review something for the second time-let's see if this time it fares any better.

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Haribo Twin Snakes

Gummy snakes are no new thing: but these are.

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The Natural Confectionary Co. Snakes. From Down Under.

These snakes are yooooooooje

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Juicy Gummee Rainbow Pencils

Sure, we all chewed on pencil erasers back in the day, but did you ever EAT one? Probably poisoned you, if so. Now we have an edible version, and damn if they aren't gorgeous.

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Brunberg Lakritsi

What happens if all the best licorice isn't actually from not America?

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Summer Roll

When it's summer in Australia, what time is it "here"?

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Cracked Candy

Imagine our dilemma: review drugs on our site, or stay pure? It's one for the ages, folks

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Classic Sismofytter – A Mouthful

If these are "classic" Sismofytter, then I really wanna know what new school Sismofytter looks like.

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Katjes Yoghurt-Schoko-Gums

In concept, these chocolate flavored yogurt gummies sound just awful. In practice...they're anything but.

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Nimm2 Orange & Lemon Bonbons

Could it possibly be true? Can we get some presumably amazing & hard to find semi weird hard candies on Amazon Prime now?

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Nestle ToffeeCrisp

Britain's version of the 100 Grand Bar? OR IS THE 100 GRAND A VERSION OF THIS?

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2017 Winter Fancy Food Show: Holy Shit, That’s a Lot of Cheese

It sounds magical to be able to browse miles of food companies stuffing samples into your gullet. And it is, if you like ham and cheese.

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A candy 99% of you will hate: Big Island Candies Hawaiian Da-Kines Chocolate Dipped Ika

Who WOULDN'T want a smelly bottom feeding fish enrobed chocolate?

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Hey Croatia: it’s time to up your candy game: Ki-ki vocna fruit

Sometimes you have to treat a country like petulant young adult

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Nimm2 Sommer Sause : Welcome to Summer Sauce

Summer Sauce apparently is when you take 2 of the best under-represented flavors in the candy world and give them the business

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Now & Later Extreme Sour Soft Fruit Chews

It's not that these ae bad per se...it's just that there's existentially no reason for their existence.

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Holiday Candy Video Review 3 of 3: Tootsie Candy Cane Pop Drops

Grab a cup of nog, won't you, as we gather around the tree to watch stupid videos of dudes reviewing Christmas candy

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Holiday Candy Video Review 2of 3: Junior Mints Peppermint Crunch

Everything you love about Junior Mints is still there, with some very subtle additional peppermint love

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Holiday Candy Video Reviews 1 of 3: Warheads Sour Chewy Cubes

The weather outside is frightful-for California.

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Lifesavers Fruit Tingles

I had to buy these because the word "tingles" in the name.

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Cadbury Caramel Chew

Show of hands: who like caramel? Chewing?

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Fazer Missa X

Sometimes Jerry....you REALLY just don't know.

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Cadbury Dairy Milk Caramel

For a LONG time I've been wanting to try this caramel confection: would it live up to my internal hype?

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Wooden Table Baking Co. Alfajores

When is a cookie not a confection, but a candy?

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Two Haute Cowgirls Srira-Cha-Cha Popcorn

Read with me as I bare my soul and innermost feelings regarding Sri Racha based food products

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