We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Sugarfina Apple Pie

FRUIT JELLIES! Pate De Fruit? Gele? We'll figure that one out, but more importantly, prepare yourself for the best one I've ever tried.

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Haribo Tangfastics

It figures that one of Haribo's top brands is a sour offering. But IS IT SOUR ENOUGH? Is anything?

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Jones Soda Carbonated Candy

Matty reviewed one flavor of Jones Soda Carbonated Candy years ago- Fufu Berry, which ironically turns out to be my...

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World Cup 2014 as told by 2 candies: German Spicy Strawberry and Brazilian Caipirinha Candies

In one corner, Brazil with their darling cocktail. In the other, Germany with brutally spicy strawberries. Who'll win this time?

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Hot Tamales Tropical Heat

Bring some zing into your candy eating life, and let's get funky.

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Wordcount Wednesdays: Oh No, It’s Bananko!

The candy Gurus finally get to try a Croatian candy! And it's banana-y!

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Taveners Lemon & Strawberry Sherbets

Perhaps THE most iconic classic British candy is under the microscope today, yo.

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WordCount Wednesdays: Premium Selection Feine Obst-Auslese

We know all about Haribo, Katjes, Trolli- but what about a more generic German gummy?

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Swedish Sours: Raspberry Hallonshots & Tropical Punch Bottles at “The Candy Store”

Think you've been to the best candy store in San Francisco? If you haven't been here, you haven't.

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WordCount Wednesdays: Pearson’s Salted Nut Roll

Could these be better than Payday bars? Could anything? Is that possible?

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Twix Unwrapped Bites

Everybody, all together, shout towards the sky, "TWIXXXXXXXXXXXXX!"

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Haribo Fan Gums Brazil : GOALLLLLLLLL!!! (or perhaps not)

He shoots, and he sco- wait. No, I....don't think he scored at all. Look away.

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WordCount Wednesdays: Haribo COaLA-Tatzen

The only reason this candy was made was for some jacked up Product Manager to get his pun implemented on a bag of candy.

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Primrose Candy Assorted Rods

Want a slice of Americana? No? How bout some outstanding hard candies-including retro flavors!

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Wordcount Wednesdays: Rowntrees Orchard Fruits Pastilles

These pastilles are plenty good-just not wuite as good as the original flavors by Rowntrees

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Cedrinco Fruit Gele: Stop Everything, and Read.

The world of high end pate de fruit comes crashing into affordable American online candy stores. Is this a dream? If so, it's a silky, cool, tart, delightful dream that I don't want to be woken from. Ever.

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Wordcount Wednesdays: Haribo at Halalville.com

Love Haribo and other gummies, but not so much with the pig hoof? We feel ya.

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Natasha’s Just Brittle

Peanut Brittle is Peanut Brittle is Peanut Brittle is....Old Bay??

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Zele Bomboni Sugar Coated Jelly Candy

Pate De Fruit! I call dibs!

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Chocolate Decadence Dark Chocolate Coconut Buttons

It's like a Mounds, but completely different.

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D’Anjou Pear & Mango Ginger Zingers

Trendy ginger and imaginary fruit: a good combo?

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Werther’s Original: Word Count Wednesdays

No one gets excited about seeing a bag of Werther's at the grocery store. I'm devoting my life-or at least today-to changing that.

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Larsen’s Fine Candies English Toffee – Wordcount Wednesdays

Holy.  Shit. Perfect, crunchy, salty toffee.  The right amount of nuts make it irresistible.  Ate it all in two...

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Gummy Bear Keg

You gotta fight-for your RIGHT! To paaaaaaartay! (with candy)

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WordCount Wednesdays: Haribo Happy Cola (German Filled Variety)

This is Germany's "filled" variation on the classic Haribo treat "Happy Cola".

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Sugarfina: Wild Blueberry Fruttini

Introducing your new favorite candy store.

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Charms Blow Pop Minis

Man oh man, was I obsessed with Charms Blow Pops as a kid. A whole bag of them? Sign me up.

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Wiedenbauer Hibiscus Apple Chai Hard Candies

These are made in an elf's shop under a mushroom in the Shires of Germany

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Video Review: Homemade “Chocopoo”

Struggling to find the words for this one.

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Katjes Salzige Heringe – Long Overdue

Oh, another licorice review. (Yawn). Except they're just THE BEST BAG OF LICORICE ANYONE CAN BUY.

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Werther’s Caramel Apple Filled Hard Candies

The combo of apple and caramel is a winner. It's so obvious IT'S DUMB, AMIRIGHT? Or is it this candy that's dumb? Dumb as hell, perhaps?

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Bassett’s Liquorice Allsorts

I love licorice, coconut, fruits, and chocolate. Love. But will I love them together? I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT. Together.

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Trolli Watschel – DUCKS THAT CAN STAND!!

More marshmallow? WHY??! DAMN IT WHY??? But….they're so cute, how can I stay mad at them??!?

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Colts Bolts – Classic Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter & Almonds

It's like everything good in a portable puck.

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Victoria’s Grandma Caramel Lovers

Yes, I am.  A lover.  A caramel lover, among other things.  When I got this hefty bag of caramel themed hard candies...

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Taveners Rhubarb & Custard

Ooh! Another take on the super Brit treat rhubarb & custard boiled sweets! (That's "hard candy" on 'Merican)

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Jelly Belly Dark Chocolate Covered Tobasco Flavored Beans

Dark chocolate, Tobasco sauce, and a sweet chew jelly bean. Thoughts/comments/suggestions?

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Taveners Blackcurrant & Liquorice

“licorice”?  All these years we’ve been gracefully handling the way the Brits pronounce aluminum...

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Grandma’s Finest Licorice Fruits

Know how I regularly talk about “Grandma Candy”?  It generally requires some variation of hard candy and...

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Creatables Snagz

You’ve no doubt seen this kind of thing before.  Once super special, now they’re kinda everywhere. Most...

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Sri Racha Candy Canes

Oh joy! Holiday season! Another Sri Racha flavored candy! Another opportunity for disappointment!

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Trolli iGums

These little crazies hold a secret. A delicious secret.

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Red Band Sour Suckers

What’s better than old friends? Old candy.     One of my oldest buddies, way back from my Frankie Goes...

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Tree Hugger Gum – Name Kinda Says It All

Artificial sweeteners are in almost ALL gums these days. So what's a progressive hippy parent to do?

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Mr. Blubber Brause Bonbons

They're fizzy, 'kept they're not.

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Bona Vita Ingwer Bonbons : Citrus Ginger Hard Candies

Ginger in candy is almost passé. ALMOST.

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Bitter Crunky Bar

After eating this Crunky, I'm feeling a tad cranky. Also, I'd like to Crunk.

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Cheri’s Desert Harvest Prickly Pear Cactus Jelly Candy

My new favorite kind of candy in a flavor I've never tried before.

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Lollyphile Goes Way Off The Reservation : Blue Cheese Lollipops

Instead of picking the Blue Cheese lovingly off the top of your Cobb Salad an savoring every bite, why not suck on a smooth ball of it for hours?

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Video Review : Fla•Vor•Ice Squeeze Candy

It's exactly like the frozen version of Flav•R•Ice except inedible, disgusting, with notes of vaseline and lube.

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