I used to love Good & Plenty. Now, I’m ruined. These take licorice to the HNL.
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Villosa Sallos Black & White Licorice : This Aint Yo Momma’s Good & Plenty!
NEXT!!! (organics) Dark Chocolate Covered Coconut Are Better Than This Review
Despite being a terrible review, this is a GREAT candy. One of my new faves.
Jujyfruits – Old School Stickiness = Ickiness?
You wanna talk old school? It doesn’t get older (or stickier) than this.
Airheads : Weak Name, Strong Candy
I’ve held back for years, until now. I bought my first Airhead.
Koppers Sour Petite Fruits – Mystery Solved
Chewy, tart little fruit looking lovelies.
Goo Goo Clusters Go Old School On Y’ass…
This claims to be the FIRST EVER combination candy bar. Intrigued?
Alpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy
Grandma might steal them from you.
Twizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles
Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.
Dorval Sour Belts-Trumped By A Puny Fruit Chew?
Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show
Who’s Up For A Soybean Kit Kat?
Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!
And The Winner Is…Vosges Haut Chocolat!
Vosges continues to make chocolate based candy treats that are insta-classics. This time is no exception.
Hotlix Jalapeno Lollipop – Now, With Acetylemine Benzohydrates!
If you’re gonna make a fu&*@ing jalapeno lollipop, MAYBE you should put some jalapenos in it? Just an idea.
Sugar Free Lifesavers Dodge “The Suck”
If sugar free candy has to taste like Windex + copper, then I want out.
Hitschler (NOT Hitler) Dragierte Brause Bonbons – Once Again, We’re Screwed By Germany.
Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can’t get in America???
Marich Confectionary Stuns the Gurus
Solid candies from a family company. Word!
Wonka “Everlasting” Gobstoppers : “Feh”
Oral fixation never had it so bad…
Vat 19 Gummy Shot Glasses : “Sgusting!”
The world needed gummy shot glasses. Now they’re here.
Trolli Bizzl’s The Shizzle!
Sweaty candy ‘aint a good thing.
Ireland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???
Here’s a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?
The Candygurus Do Mexico
Mexico, thou hast forsaken us-up till NOW.
Scientific Explorer’s Sour Candy Factory Disappoints Children
This COULD be the coolest thing ever…or, it could fall on it’s face. Take a guess.
Vosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses
The ass-kicker of Reeses has arrived.
Red Vines Super Ropes Realize Candy Engineering Yet Enhance Backfat
The iPhone can’t make phone calls, but Red Vines are engineering straws? What a world.
Vosges Chocolate Covered Chile Tortilla Chips : Stoner Food 101
You can’t get these at Taco Bell-yet.
Haribo Happy Cola Lemon Fresh-They’re Not NOT “Avatar!”
Best. Gummy. Ever?
Spin The Wheel And Have Some…Dog Food? Jelly Belly’s “Bean Boozled” Game From Hell.
IF you’ve ever wondered what baby wipes taste like…wait no further!
Rock Some Ass With Super Lemon!
A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.
Taveners Wine Gums-Finally, Candy For Drunks!
I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.
Rowntrees Juicy Jellies, Yummy Smellies!
If they made cologne that smelled like these, I’d wear the hell out of it.