Chewy, tart little fruit looking lovelies.
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Vosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses
The ass-kicker of Reeses has arrived.
El Almendro Turron Duro – Why create specific dates for happiness?
I have never quite had anything like it. The nougat really is great, crispy, crunchy, sweet with a touch of honey flavor. There is almost no tooth stick unlike what I was expecting and the fantastic almonds are muey plentiful and somehow sweet – I think – could be the nougat. They boast a 63% almond content. There is a weird paper on both sides of the bar – something like rice paper – but it didn’t really bother me.
Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Chocolate, Meet Swine
Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Applewood smoked bacon + Alder wood smoked salt + dark chocolate
62% cacao
3oz.
So keeping up with my commitment of a review a week ain’t easy. It means I’m continuously looking for something great or interesting or weird or so god awful that I have to warn you about it. Sometimes we have [...]
Cost Plus’ Sea Salt Dark Chocolate: Tiger Woods vs. Salty Chocolate
The best chocolate bar EVER?
Haribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint
The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!
Jolly Rancher Hard Candies: Best In Class
It all started back in the dizzle, @ 1977. Me, Matt, Kevin & Darren, crusing to the local grocery store and loading up on cheap candy for the day. Wacky Wafers? Check. Sweet Tarts? Double Check. Jolly Rancher Sticks? Hells Yes. Raspberry, Apple, Watermelon, Fruit Punch, Pink Lemonade, and of course, Fire. Always the cheapest [...]
Meet The New Kid – Sir Francis Bacon
Do ya like bacon? If not, never speak to me again.
Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.
Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.
Haribo Gold Bears: Not Unlike Sex
Seriously – I’d make candy love to these things.
Sour Gummy Pop Corn is Seriously Freaking Me Out, Man
I never had so much fun as I did when reviewing this candy. Except maybe the first time I got laid.
Zours -Get it? They’re SOUR! But they spell it with a Z, it’s fucking INSANITY!!!
Sours for the geriatric set.
Red Vines – The Candy That Started It All…
They’ll always be a place in my heart & pantry for these things.
Good & Plenty Are Both
Under-rated. Always. Don’t forget that.
Rowntrees Wine Gums : My Favorite Candy, Period.
Seriously, this is about as good as it gets.