We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Haribo Gold Bears: Mystery Flavor

The real mystery is why do we all like mysteries so much. #discuss

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Amy’s Crunchy Candy: Great Toffee. Organic too.

Not sure I've had bad toffee before. Still haven't

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Volcano Popping Candy: Stop & Pop these Bad Boys

Popping candy makes me do the robot

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Swedish Sours: Raspberry Hallonshots & Tropical Punch Bottles at “The Candy Store”

Think you've been to the best candy store in San Francisco? If you haven't been here, you haven't.

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Primrose Candy Assorted Rods

Want a slice of Americana? No? How bout some outstanding hard candies-including retro flavors!

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Cedrinco Fruit Gele: Stop Everything, and Read.

The world of high end pate de fruit comes crashing into affordable American online candy stores. Is this a dream? If so, it's a silky, cool, tart, delightful dream that I don't want to be woken from. Ever.

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Red Band Sour Suckers

What’s better than old friends? Old candy.     One of my oldest buddies, way back from my Frankie Goes...

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Haribo Juicy Gold Bears

Take the best Gummy Bears ever. Now, mess with them. Add cool flavors. Real juice. Whaddaya get? Absolute SHITE. Just kidding, tee hee!

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Fruchtgummi Vom Feinstein is NOT a Jewish Vampire. It’s an amazing candy confectioner that you need to know about NOW.

Flavor combinations that put what we're used to eating to shame....

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Haribo Sour S’ghettti

In a world where virtually no Haribo is available to us lame-o Americans...this bag says "hell no!" and begs to arrive at your doorstep

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Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!

Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...

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Haribo Wine Gums – Awesome Nipples

I did a jig of joy in my head when I found these. Black Currant for the wine! (too clever?)

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Quick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat

Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.

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Koppers Sour Petite Fruits – Mystery Solved

Chewy, tart little fruit looking lovelies.

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Vosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses

The ass-kicker of Reeses has arrived.

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El Almendro Turron Duro – Why create specific dates for happiness?

I have never quite had anything like it. The nougat really is great, crispy, crunchy, sweet with a touch of honey flavor. There is almost no tooth stick unlike what I was expecting and the fantastic almonds are muey plentiful and somehow sweet – I think – could be the nougat. They boast a 63% almond content. There is a weird paper on both sides of the bar – something like rice paper – but it didn’t really bother me.

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Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Chocolate, Meet Swine

Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Applewood smoked bacon + Alder wood smoked salt + dark chocolate 62% cacao 3oz. So keeping...

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Cost Plus’ Sea Salt Dark Chocolate: Tiger Woods vs. Salty Chocolate

The best chocolate bar EVER?

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Haribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint

The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!

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Jolly Rancher Hard Candies: Best In Class

It all started back in the dizzle,  @ 1977.  Me, Matt, Kevin & Darren, crusing to the local grocery store and...

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Meet The New Kid – Sir Francis Bacon

Do ya like bacon? If not, never speak to me again.

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Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.

Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.

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Haribo Gold Bears: Not Unlike Sex

Seriously - I'd make candy love to these things.

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Sour Gummy Pop Corn is Seriously Freaking Me Out, Man

I never had so much fun as I did when reviewing this candy. Except maybe the first time I got laid.

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Red Vines – The Candy That Started It All…

They'll always be a place in my heart & pantry for these things.

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Sour Skitts

Witness: close to sour candy perfection

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Good & Plenty Are Both

Under-rated. Always. Don't forget that.

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Rowntrees Wine Gums : My Favorite Candy, Period.

Seriously, this is about as good as it gets.

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