We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Hotlix Margarita & Margarita with Salt Lollipops

They're very similar to Spinal Tap's classic album "Shark Sandwich". In the review, at least.

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“New” Trolli Sour Brite Bites, Bite

Life's too short for mediocre sours

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3 Reasons to Trash these Butter Popcorn Gummis

Not sure you want to eat these. You DEFINITELY want to read about not eating these though.

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Warheads Sour Coolers

Please read the review because I'm funny as hell, but in short: thee taste like dog shit.

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Haribo Fan Gums Brazil : GOALLLLLLLLL!!! (or perhaps not)

He shoots, and he sco- wait. No, I....don't think he scored at all. Look away.

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Zele Bomboni Sugar Coated Jelly Candy

Pate De Fruit! I call dibs!

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I’ve Seen Hell, My Friends: And It’s Filthy With Spogs

I’m still shuddering.   Recently I contacted Aunty Nellie’s Sweet Shop in Ireland to get my hands on...

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Wonka “Everlasting” Gobstoppers : “Feh”

Oral fixation never had it so bad...

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Dulche Suave De Leche- Not So Suave.

Dulche de Leche done...right? Or just done?

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Skwinkles. Is Tasting Like Ass the Objective Here?

Salsa on candy? Really? Hey Skwinkles: I couldn't not like you less.

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