We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Now and Later Shell Shocked

Now and Later Shell Shocked

Reviewed by on Nov 5, 2020

Shell Shocked. I guess the name. kinda fits, because I was shocked at how shitty these were, and shelled out money to buy them.

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Chewits Xtreme Sour Apple

Chewits Xtreme Sour Apple

Reviewed by on Sep 25, 2020

There's a warning label on this candy. Lol Brits.

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Taffy Town at Candynation.com: Buy Some

Taffy Town at Candynation.com: Buy Some

Reviewed by on May 21, 2019

Don't take this the wrong way, but if you don't like taffy yr an idiot.

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Chupa Chups Kaubonbon

Chupa Chups Kaubonbon

Reviewed by on Aug 31, 2018

Stop it. Just....stop it. Cut it out.

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Puchao

Puchao

Reviewed by on May 4, 2018

How do you make Starburst better? How do you make it a LOT better?

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Maoam Crazy Roxx

Maoam Crazy Roxx

Reviewed by on Mar 2, 2018

Ready to get crazy? Or just cray? Craze?

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Time to Populate Taffy Town

Time to Populate Taffy Town

Reviewed by on Feb 22, 2018

Did Rafi make taffy? Asking for a sister.

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Now and Later Sour Shell Shocked

Now and Later Sour Shell Shocked

Reviewed by on Dec 28, 2017

American confectioners need to up their newfangled iterations of old school candies. Impress us.

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Welcome to Unicorn Island

Welcome to Unicorn Island

Reviewed by on Oct 20, 2017

When you go to an island populated only by Unicorns, these are the kinds of things you'll find.

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Maoam Joystixx

Maoam Joystixx

Reviewed by on Sep 29, 2017

Taffy is boring and all the same. Right?

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Swizzels Bumper Bag

Swizzels Bumper Bag

Reviewed by on Aug 11, 2017

This bag is BUMPIN'

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Gustafs Sweet Licorice, Trollendrops, and Licorice Toffee

Gustafs Sweet Licorice, Trollendrops, and Licorice Toffee

Reviewed by on Sep 2, 2014

Through the mass of mediocre licorice, we bring you a mixed bag: one good, one beyond great, and one gross.

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Mocken Boules: Talk about German Variety

Mocken Boules: Talk about German Variety

Reviewed by on Nov 25, 2013

Moucken Boules are Fooken Shoeless! (no idea what that means but I think it rhymes)

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Dewars Fine Candies : Bakersfield’s Finest

Dewars Fine Candies : Bakersfield’s Finest

Reviewed by on Apr 18, 2013

I think I might have liked taffy when I was 4, but now? They all taste the same: bland, boring. And now we have more to try...

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Smarties Strawberry Taffy: Thanks (for not) Giving (me any in the future)

Smarties Strawberry Taffy: Thanks (for not) Giving (me any in the future)

Reviewed by on Nov 26, 2012

It's taffy by nature. Not strawberry by taste. Kids like it too but kids don't know sh*&.

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Airheads : Weak Name, Strong Candy

Airheads : Weak Name, Strong Candy

Reviewed by on Aug 3, 2010

I've held back for years, until now. I bought my first Airhead.

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I’m fantasizing about a Big Hunk! ZING!!!!

I’m fantasizing about a Big Hunk! ZING!!!!

Reviewed by on Aug 15, 2009

If it's big, AND it's a hunk, then usually that scares me.

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Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya

Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya

Reviewed by on Aug 3, 2009

Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???

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UK Sweets – Wham Bam No Thank You Maam

UK Sweets – Wham Bam No Thank You Maam

Reviewed by on Apr 9, 2009

Irn Bru rocks. This stuff tastes exactly like it.

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Radberry Assorted Now and Laters Officially Not Rad

Radberry Assorted Now and Laters Officially Not Rad

Reviewed by on Mar 15, 2009

If you're gonna name your candy "rad", then it better deliver.

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Giant Now & Laters : Pain Killers?

Giant Now & Laters : Pain Killers?

Reviewed by on Sep 6, 2008

Yummy and juicy

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