We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Welcome to Unicorn Island

When you go to an island populated only by Unicorns, these are the kinds of things you'll find.

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Maoam Joystixx

Taffy is boring and all the same. Right?

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Swizzels Bumper Bag

This bag is BUMPIN'

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Gustafs Sweet Licorice, Trollendrops, and Licorice Toffee

Through the mass of mediocre licorice, we bring you a mixed bag: one good, one beyond great, and one gross.

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Mocken Boules: Talk about German Variety

Moucken Boules are Fooken Shoeless! (no idea what that means but I think it rhymes)

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Dewars Fine Candies : Bakersfield’s Finest

I think I might have liked taffy when I was 4, but now? They all taste the same: bland, boring. And now we have more to try...

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Smarties Strawberry Taffy: Thanks (for not) Giving (me any in the future)

It's taffy by nature. Not strawberry by taste. Kids like it too but kids don't know sh*&.

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Airheads : Weak Name, Strong Candy

I've held back for years, until now. I bought my first Airhead.

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I’m fantasizing about a Big Hunk! ZING!!!!

If it's big, AND it's a hunk, then usually that scares me.

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Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya

Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???

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UK Sweets – Wham Bam No Thank You Maam

Irn Bru rocks. This stuff tastes exactly like it.

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Radberry Assorted Now and Laters Officially Not Rad

If you're gonna name your candy "rad", then it better deliver.

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Giant Now & Laters : Pain Killers?

Yummy and juicy

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