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Gustafs Sweet Licorice, Trollendrops, and Licorice Toffee

Gustafs Sweet Licorice, Trollendrops, and Licorice Toffee

Reviewed by on Sep 2, 2014

Through the mass of mediocre licorice, we bring you a mixed bag: one good, one beyond great, and one gross.

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Mocken Boules: Talk about German Variety

Mocken Boules: Talk about German Variety

Reviewed by on Nov 25, 2013

Moucken Boules are Fooken Shoeless! (no idea what that means but I think it rhymes)

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Dewars Fine Candies : Bakersfield’s Finest

Dewars Fine Candies : Bakersfield’s Finest

Reviewed by on Apr 18, 2013

I think I might have liked taffy when I was 4, but now? They all taste the same: bland, boring. And now we have more to try...

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Smarties Strawberry Taffy: Thanks (for not) Giving (me any in the future)

Smarties Strawberry Taffy: Thanks (for not) Giving (me any in the future)

Reviewed by on Nov 26, 2012

It's taffy by nature. Not strawberry by taste. Kids like it too but kids don't know sh*&.

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Airheads : Weak Name, Strong Candy

Airheads : Weak Name, Strong Candy

Reviewed by on Aug 3, 2010

I've held back for years, until now. I bought my first Airhead.

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I’m fantasizing about a Big Hunk! ZING!!!!

I’m fantasizing about a Big Hunk! ZING!!!!

Reviewed by on Aug 15, 2009

If it's big, AND it's a hunk, then usually that scares me.

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Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya

Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya

Reviewed by on Aug 3, 2009

Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???

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UK Sweets – Wham Bam No Thank You Maam

UK Sweets – Wham Bam No Thank You Maam

Reviewed by on Apr 9, 2009

Irn Bru rocks. This stuff tastes exactly like it.

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Radberry Assorted Now and Laters Officially Not Rad

Radberry Assorted Now and Laters Officially Not Rad

Reviewed by on Mar 15, 2009

If you're gonna name your candy "rad", then it better deliver.

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Giant Now & Laters : Pain Killers?

Giant Now & Laters : Pain Killers?

Reviewed by on Sep 6, 2008

Yummy and juicy

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