We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Nothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.

Nothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.

Reviewed by on Aug 21, 2009

Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?

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Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya

Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya

Reviewed by on Aug 3, 2009

Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???

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Toxic Waste – A Novel Take on Sour

Toxic Waste – A Novel Take on Sour

Reviewed by on Jul 23, 2009

These things are more sour than me. Seems impossible I know.

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Caramel Apple Lollipops-Not Just For Perverts Anymore!

Caramel Apple Lollipops-Not Just For Perverts Anymore!

Reviewed by on Jun 19, 2009

Is it possible for this candy to be BETTER than a real caramel apple?

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Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.

Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.

Reviewed by on Jun 12, 2009

Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.

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Maynards Sours make me go all like “whoah” and “damn!”

Maynards Sours make me go all like “whoah” and “damn!”

Reviewed by on May 19, 2009

I like to pretend it's just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.

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UK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.

UK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.

Reviewed by on Apr 24, 2009

Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?

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UK Sweets – I’d like to DIP my BALLS in it! – Fizzy Balls, that is..

UK Sweets – I’d like to DIP my BALLS in it! – Fizzy Balls, that is..

Reviewed by on Apr 14, 2009

Fizzy. Balls. 'Nuff said.

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UK Sweets – Wham Bam No Thank You Maam

UK Sweets – Wham Bam No Thank You Maam

Reviewed by on Apr 9, 2009

Irn Bru rocks. This stuff tastes exactly like it.

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Starburst Sour Jelly Beans. Not yo Grandma’s Beans-But Quite Possibly Your Brother’s.

Starburst Sour Jelly Beans. Not yo Grandma’s Beans-But Quite Possibly Your Brother’s.

Reviewed by on Apr 7, 2009

Review By : Jonny As we approach Easter, I approach Jelly Beans. Being hella Jew-y, the holiday has absolutely zero...

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Ice Breakers Chewy Sours – Which Way Is This One Gonna Go?

Ice Breakers Chewy Sours – Which Way Is This One Gonna Go?

Reviewed by on Apr 3, 2009

Oh, snap! Check these out, yo...

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More mid range mediocrity: CandyTech’s Sour Gummi Mix

More mid range mediocrity: CandyTech’s Sour Gummi Mix

Reviewed by on Mar 30, 2009

sigh....

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Blue Razamatazz Sour Punch Straws

Blue Razamatazz Sour Punch Straws

Reviewed by on Feb 24, 2009

I used to love these things. How are they now?

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Sour Cherry On Wayward Son…

Sour Cherry On Wayward Son…

Reviewed by on Feb 3, 2009

I'm a Haribo apologist. So I'm gonna like these. But don't call em 'sour.' They ain't.

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Evolution : Sour Nerds

Evolution : Sour Nerds

Reviewed by on Dec 21, 2008

You want some fantastic sour power AND flavor? Rock it.

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Sour Starburst

Sour Starburst

Reviewed by on Dec 7, 2008

Meet the competition.

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Warheads QBZ Sour Chews

Warheads QBZ Sour Chews

Reviewed by on Dec 6, 2008

Interesting...

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Toxic Waste Hi Voltage Bubble Gum

Toxic Waste Hi Voltage Bubble Gum

Reviewed by on Dec 6, 2008

A mixed bag.

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Wonka Tinglerz – Two Worlds Colliding?

Wonka Tinglerz – Two Worlds Colliding?

Reviewed by on Dec 2, 2008

Love those pop rocks in my chocolate....???

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Zours -Get it? They’re SOUR! But they spell it with a Z, it’s fucking INSANITY!!!

Zours -Get it? They’re SOUR! But they spell it with a Z, it’s fucking INSANITY!!!

Reviewed by on Dec 2, 2008

Sours for the geriatric set.

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Sour Patch Kids

Sour Patch Kids

Reviewed by on Nov 15, 2008

Review by: Jonny Sour Patch Kids have been around a long time-in fact, a lot longer than I’ve know about them....

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Warheads-All Filler No Killer?

Warheads-All Filler No Killer?

Reviewed by on Nov 10, 2008

Shockingly shitty.

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Extra Sour Chews. Great name, eh?

Extra Sour Chews. Great name, eh?

Reviewed by on Oct 30, 2008

These came right out of left field...

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I’m back! From Disneyland. With Goofy Balls.

I’m back! From Disneyland. With Goofy Balls.

Reviewed by on Oct 24, 2008

Disneyland. Long lines and lots of candy. And everyone is eating it.

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Dum Dum Chewy Pops – Good idea, terrible execution

Dum Dum Chewy Pops – Good idea, terrible execution

Reviewed by on Oct 22, 2008

Dum Dums. In a lot of ways.

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Sour Skitts

Sour Skitts

Reviewed by on Oct 20, 2008

Witness: close to sour candy perfection

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Jolly Rancher Lollipops

Jolly Rancher Lollipops

Reviewed by on Oct 12, 2008

Good one

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Mamba Sour. I have some issues here.

Mamba Sour. I have some issues here.

Reviewed by on Sep 24, 2008

tasty, but lame-o packaging bums me out

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Crazy Pop’s New Haribo Find

Crazy Pop’s New Haribo Find

Reviewed by on Sep 23, 2008

This isn't a review. I just want one.

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Tazzy Jazzy Pops!

Tazzy Jazzy Pops!

Reviewed by on Sep 7, 2008

Sour through and through. A very good buy.

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Zotz. ZOTZ!!! (Seriously, SCREAM IT, it’s fun!)

Zotz. ZOTZ!!! (Seriously, SCREAM IT, it’s fun!)

Reviewed by on Aug 27, 2008

Love these things.

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I Love My Pickle

I Love My Pickle

Reviewed by on Aug 27, 2008

Might need to move to Europe to get these. But then it might be worth it. They got warm beer over there too.

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Wonka Giant Chewy Sweet Tarts – I say Yes.

Wonka Giant Chewy Sweet Tarts – I say Yes.

Reviewed by on Aug 9, 2008

These never fail to come through for me

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Chewy Lemonheads & Friends

Chewy Lemonheads & Friends

Reviewed by on Jul 18, 2008

If you like sour, you like these. I hope.

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