End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy
A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.
Full ReviewHaters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush
You can't find colors like this in nature.
Full ReviewYummy Earth Sour Beans
Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...
Full ReviewJolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour
Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.
Full Review+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff
Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.
Full ReviewIngrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)
You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.
Full ReviewSour Filled Electroshocks – Sometimes, it’s good that we can’t buy European candy. Like in this instance. Cause this aint good.
The original "Sweaty®" has some competition, and it's ugly.
Full ReviewCry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”
Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?
Full ReviewSour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real
I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.
Full ReviewIcee Gummy Candy: Sweet…but No Bacon
Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC is the FAO-Schwarz of candy stores. Multi-level supermarts with all sorts of goods you...
Full ReviewSalute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!
Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...
Full ReviewGimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.
Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...
Full ReviewAmerican Trolli Gets Put To The Test
We’ve established that Trolli varieties from Europe ROCK (thanks Susie!) with remarkable consistency. But are the...
Full ReviewYou’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites
I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks. Strictly business. Being in the...
Full ReviewRaisels. Such a weird name, such high hopes….
Sour coated raisins - you're either gonna love this idea, or simply hate it.
Full ReviewLet’s Talk About Fizz, Baby, Let’s Talk About Foam & Me
If I foamed in your mouth, would you mind?
Full ReviewHaribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?
Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form
Full ReviewQuick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat
Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.
Full ReviewAnyone Want a Fizzy Sweet Tart? Sadex Brause Flaschle Thinks You Do.
If the idea of fizzy sourness appeals to you, then check this.
Full ReviewApparently Trix ARE for kids : Fruchtiger Knusper Puffreis
I had to buy these to check them out.
Full ReviewTwizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles
Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.
Full ReviewDorval Sour Belts-Trumped By A Puny Fruit Chew?
Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show
Full ReviewHitschler (NOT Hitler) Dragierte Brause Bonbons – Once Again, We’re Screwed By Germany.
Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can't get in America???
Full ReviewTrolli Sour Brite Crawler Eggs: Strangely Tasty
After 6 days of literally ingesting nothing but lemon juice, syrup, water and cayenne, I'm back eating candy - and maybe a week off from candy curdles the brain but when I opened this Trolli package - I was yummed over.
Full ReviewRock Some Ass With Super Lemon!
A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.
Full ReviewSour Spanks: Not a Sex Game Gone Awry but a Nice Treat!
The lil' genius who created Jelly Belly's - by far the best tasting jelly bean ever created - contacted Candygurus and said, 'we got candy - review it.' If this isn't a sign that the godforsaken Candygurus have made it then I don't know what is.
Full ReviewTrolli Playmouse Look Like Hobo Puke
Can eating something that looks like puke taste like anything BUT puke?
Full ReviewFruit Sours from Jelly Belly: Kinda One and Not the Other
Jelly Belly Fruit Sours aren't really fruity or sour. A tad disappointing from our fave jelly bean maker. On the other hand, we know they can make the goods...so perhaps there's hope...
Full ReviewHaribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint
The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!
Full ReviewLifesavers Sweet Strings N’ Sour Rings-Clever Name, But Do They Suck?
Lifesavers' gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?
Full ReviewChoclatique Wins. Period.
How many chocolate companies make products specifically for YOU?
Full ReviewChewy Extinguishers Promise Big Things…
Yes, I WANT to eat something so sour that I need extinguishing.
Full ReviewNothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.
Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?
Full ReviewAbba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya
Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???
Full ReviewToxic Waste – A Novel Take on Sour
These things are more sour than me. Seems impossible I know.
Full ReviewCaramel Apple Lollipops-Not Just For Perverts Anymore!
Is it possible for this candy to be BETTER than a real caramel apple?
Full ReviewHaribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.
Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.
Full ReviewMaynards Sours make me go all like “whoah” and “damn!”
I like to pretend it's just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.
Full ReviewUK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.
Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?
Full ReviewEnd of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy
A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.
Full ReviewHaters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush
You can't find colors like this in nature.
Full ReviewYummy Earth Sour Beans
Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...
Full ReviewJolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour
Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.
Full Review+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff
Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.
Full ReviewIngrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)
You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.
Full ReviewSour Filled Electroshocks – Sometimes, it’s good that we can’t buy European candy. Like in this instance. Cause this aint good.
The original "Sweaty®" has some competition, and it's ugly.
Full ReviewCry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”
Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?
Full ReviewSour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real
I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.
Full ReviewIcee Gummy Candy: Sweet…but No Bacon
Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC is the FAO-Schwarz of candy stores. Multi-level supermarts with all sorts of goods you...
Full ReviewSalute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!
Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...
Full ReviewGimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.
Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...
Full ReviewAmerican Trolli Gets Put To The Test
We’ve established that Trolli varieties from Europe ROCK (thanks Susie!) with remarkable consistency. But are the...
Full ReviewYou’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites
I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks. Strictly business. Being in the...
Full ReviewRaisels. Such a weird name, such high hopes….
Sour coated raisins - you're either gonna love this idea, or simply hate it.
Full ReviewLet’s Talk About Fizz, Baby, Let’s Talk About Foam & Me
If I foamed in your mouth, would you mind?
Full ReviewHaribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?
Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form
Full ReviewQuick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat
Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.
Full ReviewAnyone Want a Fizzy Sweet Tart? Sadex Brause Flaschle Thinks You Do.
If the idea of fizzy sourness appeals to you, then check this.
Full ReviewApparently Trix ARE for kids : Fruchtiger Knusper Puffreis
I had to buy these to check them out.
Full ReviewTwizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles
Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.
Full ReviewDorval Sour Belts-Trumped By A Puny Fruit Chew?
Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show
Full ReviewHitschler (NOT Hitler) Dragierte Brause Bonbons – Once Again, We’re Screwed By Germany.
Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can't get in America???
Full ReviewTrolli Sour Brite Crawler Eggs: Strangely Tasty
After 6 days of literally ingesting nothing but lemon juice, syrup, water and cayenne, I'm back eating candy - and maybe a week off from candy curdles the brain but when I opened this Trolli package - I was yummed over.
Full ReviewRock Some Ass With Super Lemon!
A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.
Full ReviewSour Spanks: Not a Sex Game Gone Awry but a Nice Treat!
The lil' genius who created Jelly Belly's - by far the best tasting jelly bean ever created - contacted Candygurus and said, 'we got candy - review it.' If this isn't a sign that the godforsaken Candygurus have made it then I don't know what is.
Full ReviewTrolli Playmouse Look Like Hobo Puke
Can eating something that looks like puke taste like anything BUT puke?
Full ReviewFruit Sours from Jelly Belly: Kinda One and Not the Other
Jelly Belly Fruit Sours aren't really fruity or sour. A tad disappointing from our fave jelly bean maker. On the other hand, we know they can make the goods...so perhaps there's hope...
Full ReviewHaribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint
The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!
Full ReviewLifesavers Sweet Strings N’ Sour Rings-Clever Name, But Do They Suck?
Lifesavers' gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?
Full ReviewChoclatique Wins. Period.
How many chocolate companies make products specifically for YOU?
Full ReviewChewy Extinguishers Promise Big Things…
Yes, I WANT to eat something so sour that I need extinguishing.
Full ReviewNothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.
Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?
Full ReviewAbba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya
Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???
Full ReviewToxic Waste – A Novel Take on Sour
These things are more sour than me. Seems impossible I know.
Full ReviewCaramel Apple Lollipops-Not Just For Perverts Anymore!
Is it possible for this candy to be BETTER than a real caramel apple?
Full ReviewHaribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.
Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.
Full ReviewMaynards Sours make me go all like “whoah” and “damn!”
I like to pretend it's just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.
Full ReviewUK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.
Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?
Full ReviewEnd of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy
A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.
Full ReviewHaters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush
You can't find colors like this in nature.
Full ReviewYummy Earth Sour Beans
Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...
Full ReviewJolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour
Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.
Full Review+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff
Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.
Full ReviewIngrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)
You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.
Full ReviewSour Filled Electroshocks – Sometimes, it’s good that we can’t buy European candy. Like in this instance. Cause this aint good.
The original "Sweaty®" has some competition, and it's ugly.
Full ReviewCry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”
Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?
Full ReviewSour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real
I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.
Full ReviewIcee Gummy Candy: Sweet…but No Bacon
Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC is the FAO-Schwarz of candy stores. Multi-level supermarts with all sorts of goods you...
Full ReviewSalute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!
Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...
Full ReviewGimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.
Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...
Full ReviewAmerican Trolli Gets Put To The Test
We’ve established that Trolli varieties from Europe ROCK (thanks Susie!) with remarkable consistency. But are the...
Full ReviewYou’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites
I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks. Strictly business. Being in the...
Full ReviewRaisels. Such a weird name, such high hopes….
Sour coated raisins - you're either gonna love this idea, or simply hate it.
Full ReviewLet’s Talk About Fizz, Baby, Let’s Talk About Foam & Me
If I foamed in your mouth, would you mind?
Full ReviewHaribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?
Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form
Full ReviewQuick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat
Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.
Full ReviewAnyone Want a Fizzy Sweet Tart? Sadex Brause Flaschle Thinks You Do.
If the idea of fizzy sourness appeals to you, then check this.
Full ReviewApparently Trix ARE for kids : Fruchtiger Knusper Puffreis
I had to buy these to check them out.
Full ReviewTwizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles
Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.
Full ReviewDorval Sour Belts-Trumped By A Puny Fruit Chew?
Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show
Full ReviewHitschler (NOT Hitler) Dragierte Brause Bonbons – Once Again, We’re Screwed By Germany.
Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can't get in America???
Full ReviewTrolli Sour Brite Crawler Eggs: Strangely Tasty
After 6 days of literally ingesting nothing but lemon juice, syrup, water and cayenne, I'm back eating candy - and maybe a week off from candy curdles the brain but when I opened this Trolli package - I was yummed over.
Full ReviewRock Some Ass With Super Lemon!
A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.
Full ReviewSour Spanks: Not a Sex Game Gone Awry but a Nice Treat!
The lil' genius who created Jelly Belly's - by far the best tasting jelly bean ever created - contacted Candygurus and said, 'we got candy - review it.' If this isn't a sign that the godforsaken Candygurus have made it then I don't know what is.
Full ReviewTrolli Playmouse Look Like Hobo Puke
Can eating something that looks like puke taste like anything BUT puke?
Full ReviewFruit Sours from Jelly Belly: Kinda One and Not the Other
Jelly Belly Fruit Sours aren't really fruity or sour. A tad disappointing from our fave jelly bean maker. On the other hand, we know they can make the goods...so perhaps there's hope...
Full ReviewHaribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint
The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!
Full ReviewLifesavers Sweet Strings N’ Sour Rings-Clever Name, But Do They Suck?
Lifesavers' gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?
Full ReviewChoclatique Wins. Period.
How many chocolate companies make products specifically for YOU?
Full ReviewChewy Extinguishers Promise Big Things…
Yes, I WANT to eat something so sour that I need extinguishing.
Full ReviewNothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.
Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?
Full ReviewAbba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya
Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???
Full ReviewToxic Waste – A Novel Take on Sour
These things are more sour than me. Seems impossible I know.
Full ReviewCaramel Apple Lollipops-Not Just For Perverts Anymore!
Is it possible for this candy to be BETTER than a real caramel apple?
Full ReviewHaribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.
Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.
Full ReviewMaynards Sours make me go all like “whoah” and “damn!”
I like to pretend it's just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.
Full ReviewUK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.
Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?
Full ReviewEnd of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy
A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.
Full ReviewHaters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush
You can't find colors like this in nature.
Full ReviewYummy Earth Sour Beans
Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...
Full ReviewJolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour
Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.
Full Review+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff
Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.
Full ReviewIngrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)
You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.
Full ReviewSour Filled Electroshocks – Sometimes, it’s good that we can’t buy European candy. Like in this instance. Cause this aint good.
The original "Sweaty®" has some competition, and it's ugly.
Full ReviewCry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”
Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?
Full ReviewSour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real
I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.
Full ReviewIcee Gummy Candy: Sweet…but No Bacon
Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC is the FAO-Schwarz of candy stores. Multi-level supermarts with all sorts of goods you...
Full ReviewSalute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!
Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...
Full ReviewGimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.
Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...
Full ReviewAmerican Trolli Gets Put To The Test
We’ve established that Trolli varieties from Europe ROCK (thanks Susie!) with remarkable consistency. But are the...
Full ReviewYou’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites
I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks. Strictly business. Being in the...
Full ReviewRaisels. Such a weird name, such high hopes….
Sour coated raisins - you're either gonna love this idea, or simply hate it.
Full ReviewLet’s Talk About Fizz, Baby, Let’s Talk About Foam & Me
If I foamed in your mouth, would you mind?
Full ReviewHaribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?
Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form
Full ReviewQuick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat
Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.
Full ReviewAnyone Want a Fizzy Sweet Tart? Sadex Brause Flaschle Thinks You Do.
If the idea of fizzy sourness appeals to you, then check this.
Full ReviewApparently Trix ARE for kids : Fruchtiger Knusper Puffreis
I had to buy these to check them out.
Full ReviewTwizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles
Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.
Full ReviewDorval Sour Belts-Trumped By A Puny Fruit Chew?
Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show
Full ReviewHitschler (NOT Hitler) Dragierte Brause Bonbons – Once Again, We’re Screwed By Germany.
Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can't get in America???
Full ReviewTrolli Sour Brite Crawler Eggs: Strangely Tasty
After 6 days of literally ingesting nothing but lemon juice, syrup, water and cayenne, I'm back eating candy - and maybe a week off from candy curdles the brain but when I opened this Trolli package - I was yummed over.
Full ReviewRock Some Ass With Super Lemon!
A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.
Full ReviewSour Spanks: Not a Sex Game Gone Awry but a Nice Treat!
The lil' genius who created Jelly Belly's - by far the best tasting jelly bean ever created - contacted Candygurus and said, 'we got candy - review it.' If this isn't a sign that the godforsaken Candygurus have made it then I don't know what is.
Full ReviewTrolli Playmouse Look Like Hobo Puke
Can eating something that looks like puke taste like anything BUT puke?
Full ReviewFruit Sours from Jelly Belly: Kinda One and Not the Other
Jelly Belly Fruit Sours aren't really fruity or sour. A tad disappointing from our fave jelly bean maker. On the other hand, we know they can make the goods...so perhaps there's hope...
Full ReviewHaribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint
The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!
Full ReviewLifesavers Sweet Strings N’ Sour Rings-Clever Name, But Do They Suck?
Lifesavers' gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?
Full ReviewChoclatique Wins. Period.
How many chocolate companies make products specifically for YOU?
Full ReviewChewy Extinguishers Promise Big Things…
Yes, I WANT to eat something so sour that I need extinguishing.
Full ReviewNothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.
Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?
Full ReviewAbba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya
Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???
Full ReviewToxic Waste – A Novel Take on Sour
These things are more sour than me. Seems impossible I know.
Full ReviewCaramel Apple Lollipops-Not Just For Perverts Anymore!
Is it possible for this candy to be BETTER than a real caramel apple?
Full ReviewHaribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.
Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.
Full ReviewMaynards Sours make me go all like “whoah” and “damn!”
I like to pretend it's just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.
Full ReviewUK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.
Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?
Full ReviewEnd of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy
A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.
Full ReviewHaters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush
You can't find colors like this in nature.
Full ReviewYummy Earth Sour Beans
Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...
Full ReviewJolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour
Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.
Full Review+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff
Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.
Full ReviewIngrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)
You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.
Full ReviewSour Filled Electroshocks – Sometimes, it’s good that we can’t buy European candy. Like in this instance. Cause this aint good.
The original "Sweaty®" has some competition, and it's ugly.
Full ReviewCry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”
Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?
Full ReviewSour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real
I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.
Full ReviewIcee Gummy Candy: Sweet…but No Bacon
Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC is the FAO-Schwarz of candy stores. Multi-level supermarts with all sorts of goods you...
Full ReviewSalute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!
Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...
Full ReviewGimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.
Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...
Full ReviewAmerican Trolli Gets Put To The Test
We’ve established that Trolli varieties from Europe ROCK (thanks Susie!) with remarkable consistency. But are the...
Full ReviewYou’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites
I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks. Strictly business. Being in the...
Full ReviewRaisels. Such a weird name, such high hopes….
Sour coated raisins - you're either gonna love this idea, or simply hate it.
Full ReviewLet’s Talk About Fizz, Baby, Let’s Talk About Foam & Me
If I foamed in your mouth, would you mind?
Full ReviewHaribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?
Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form
Full ReviewQuick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat
Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.
Full ReviewAnyone Want a Fizzy Sweet Tart? Sadex Brause Flaschle Thinks You Do.
If the idea of fizzy sourness appeals to you, then check this.
Full ReviewApparently Trix ARE for kids : Fruchtiger Knusper Puffreis
I had to buy these to check them out.
Full ReviewTwizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles
Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.
Full ReviewDorval Sour Belts-Trumped By A Puny Fruit Chew?
Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show
Full ReviewHitschler (NOT Hitler) Dragierte Brause Bonbons – Once Again, We’re Screwed By Germany.
Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can't get in America???
Full ReviewTrolli Sour Brite Crawler Eggs: Strangely Tasty
After 6 days of literally ingesting nothing but lemon juice, syrup, water and cayenne, I'm back eating candy - and maybe a week off from candy curdles the brain but when I opened this Trolli package - I was yummed over.
Full ReviewRock Some Ass With Super Lemon!
A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.
Full ReviewSour Spanks: Not a Sex Game Gone Awry but a Nice Treat!
The lil' genius who created Jelly Belly's - by far the best tasting jelly bean ever created - contacted Candygurus and said, 'we got candy - review it.' If this isn't a sign that the godforsaken Candygurus have made it then I don't know what is.
Full ReviewTrolli Playmouse Look Like Hobo Puke
Can eating something that looks like puke taste like anything BUT puke?
Full ReviewFruit Sours from Jelly Belly: Kinda One and Not the Other
Jelly Belly Fruit Sours aren't really fruity or sour. A tad disappointing from our fave jelly bean maker. On the other hand, we know they can make the goods...so perhaps there's hope...
Full ReviewHaribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint
The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!
Full ReviewLifesavers Sweet Strings N’ Sour Rings-Clever Name, But Do They Suck?
Lifesavers' gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?
Full ReviewChoclatique Wins. Period.
How many chocolate companies make products specifically for YOU?
Full ReviewChewy Extinguishers Promise Big Things…
Yes, I WANT to eat something so sour that I need extinguishing.
Full ReviewNothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.
Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?
Full ReviewAbba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya
Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???
Full ReviewToxic Waste – A Novel Take on Sour
These things are more sour than me. Seems impossible I know.
Full ReviewCaramel Apple Lollipops-Not Just For Perverts Anymore!
Is it possible for this candy to be BETTER than a real caramel apple?
Full ReviewHaribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.
Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.
Full ReviewMaynards Sours make me go all like “whoah” and “damn!”
I like to pretend it's just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.
Full ReviewUK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.
Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?
Full ReviewEnd of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy
A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.
Full ReviewHaters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush
You can't find colors like this in nature.
Full ReviewYummy Earth Sour Beans
Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...
Full ReviewJolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour
Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.
Full Review+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff
Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.
Full ReviewIngrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)
You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.
Full ReviewSour Filled Electroshocks – Sometimes, it’s good that we can’t buy European candy. Like in this instance. Cause this aint good.
The original "Sweaty®" has some competition, and it's ugly.
Full ReviewCry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”
Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?
Full ReviewSour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real
I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.
Full ReviewIcee Gummy Candy: Sweet…but No Bacon
Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC is the FAO-Schwarz of candy stores. Multi-level supermarts with all sorts of goods you...
Full ReviewSalute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!
Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...
Full ReviewGimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.
Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...
Full ReviewAmerican Trolli Gets Put To The Test
We’ve established that Trolli varieties from Europe ROCK (thanks Susie!) with remarkable consistency. But are the...
Full ReviewYou’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites
I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks. Strictly business. Being in the...
Full ReviewRaisels. Such a weird name, such high hopes….
Sour coated raisins - you're either gonna love this idea, or simply hate it.
Full ReviewLet’s Talk About Fizz, Baby, Let’s Talk About Foam & Me
If I foamed in your mouth, would you mind?
Full ReviewHaribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?
Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form
Full ReviewQuick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat
Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.
Full ReviewAnyone Want a Fizzy Sweet Tart? Sadex Brause Flaschle Thinks You Do.
If the idea of fizzy sourness appeals to you, then check this.
Full ReviewApparently Trix ARE for kids : Fruchtiger Knusper Puffreis
I had to buy these to check them out.
Full ReviewTwizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles
Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.
Full ReviewDorval Sour Belts-Trumped By A Puny Fruit Chew?
Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show
Full ReviewHitschler (NOT Hitler) Dragierte Brause Bonbons – Once Again, We’re Screwed By Germany.
Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can't get in America???
Full ReviewTrolli Sour Brite Crawler Eggs: Strangely Tasty
After 6 days of literally ingesting nothing but lemon juice, syrup, water and cayenne, I'm back eating candy - and maybe a week off from candy curdles the brain but when I opened this Trolli package - I was yummed over.
Full ReviewRock Some Ass With Super Lemon!
A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.
Full ReviewSour Spanks: Not a Sex Game Gone Awry but a Nice Treat!
The lil' genius who created Jelly Belly's - by far the best tasting jelly bean ever created - contacted Candygurus and said, 'we got candy - review it.' If this isn't a sign that the godforsaken Candygurus have made it then I don't know what is.
Full ReviewTrolli Playmouse Look Like Hobo Puke
Can eating something that looks like puke taste like anything BUT puke?
Full ReviewFruit Sours from Jelly Belly: Kinda One and Not the Other
Jelly Belly Fruit Sours aren't really fruity or sour. A tad disappointing from our fave jelly bean maker. On the other hand, we know they can make the goods...so perhaps there's hope...
Full ReviewHaribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint
The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!
Full ReviewLifesavers Sweet Strings N’ Sour Rings-Clever Name, But Do They Suck?
Lifesavers' gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?
Full ReviewChoclatique Wins. Period.
How many chocolate companies make products specifically for YOU?
Full ReviewChewy Extinguishers Promise Big Things…
Yes, I WANT to eat something so sour that I need extinguishing.
Full ReviewNothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.
Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?
Full ReviewAbba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya
Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???
Full ReviewToxic Waste – A Novel Take on Sour
These things are more sour than me. Seems impossible I know.
Full ReviewCaramel Apple Lollipops-Not Just For Perverts Anymore!
Is it possible for this candy to be BETTER than a real caramel apple?
Full ReviewHaribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.
Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.
Full ReviewMaynards Sours make me go all like “whoah” and “damn!”
I like to pretend it's just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.
Full ReviewUK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.
Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?
Full ReviewEnd of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy
A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.
Full ReviewHaters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush
You can't find colors like this in nature.
Full Review