We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy

A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.

Full Review

Haters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush

You can't find colors like this in nature.

Full Review

Yummy Earth Sour Beans

Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...

Full Review

Jolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour

Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.

Full Review

+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff

Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.

Full Review

Ingrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)

You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.

Full Review

Cry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”

Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?

Full Review

Sour Japanese Gummies from Genki Crepes in SF

Yum, I mean ew....

Full Review

Sour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real

I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.

Full Review

Icee Gummy Candy: Sweet…but No Bacon

Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC is the FAO-Schwarz of candy stores. Multi-level supermarts with all sorts of goods you...

Full Review

Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!

Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...

Full Review

Gimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.

Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...

Full Review

American Trolli Gets Put To The Test

We’ve established that Trolli varieties from Europe ROCK (thanks Susie!) with remarkable consistency. But are the...

Full Review

You’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites

I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks.  Strictly business. Being in the...

Full Review

Raisels. Such a weird name, such high hopes….

Sour coated raisins - you're either gonna love this idea, or simply hate it.

Full Review

Let’s Talk About Fizz, Baby, Let’s Talk About Foam & Me

If I foamed in your mouth, would you mind?

Full Review

Haribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?

Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form

Full Review

Quick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat

Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.

Full Review

Anyone Want a Fizzy Sweet Tart? Sadex Brause Flaschle Thinks You Do.

If the idea of fizzy sourness appeals to you, then check this.

Full Review

Apparently Trix ARE for kids : Fruchtiger Knusper Puffreis

I had to buy these to check them out.

Full Review

Twizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles

Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.

Full Review

Dorval Sour Belts-Trumped By A Puny Fruit Chew?

Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show

Full Review

Hitschler (NOT Hitler) Dragierte Brause Bonbons – Once Again, We’re Screwed By Germany.

Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can't get in America???

Full Review

Trolli Sour Brite Crawler Eggs: Strangely Tasty

After 6 days of literally ingesting nothing but lemon juice, syrup, water and cayenne, I'm back eating candy - and maybe a week off from candy curdles the brain but when I opened this Trolli package - I was yummed over.

Full Review

Trolli Bizzl’s The Shizzle!

Sweaty candy 'aint a good thing.

Full Review

The Candygurus Do Mexico

Mexico, thou hast forsaken us-up till NOW.

Full Review

Umeboshi – No, They’re Not Shrunken Heads.

Salt. Sour. Sweet. Okinawa.

Full Review

Rock Some Ass With Super Lemon!

A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.

Full Review

Sour Spanks: Not a Sex Game Gone Awry but a Nice Treat!

The lil' genius who created Jelly Belly's - by far the best tasting jelly bean ever created - contacted Candygurus and said, 'we got candy - review it.' If this isn't a sign that the godforsaken Candygurus have made it then I don't know what is.

Full Review

Trolli Playmouse Look Like Hobo Puke

Can eating something that looks like puke taste like anything BUT puke?

Full Review

Fruit Sours from Jelly Belly: Kinda One and Not the Other

Jelly Belly Fruit Sours aren't really fruity or sour. A tad disappointing from our fave jelly bean maker. On the other hand, we know they can make the goods...so perhaps there's hope...

Full Review

Haribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint

The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!

Full Review

Lifesavers Sweet Strings N’ Sour Rings-Clever Name, But Do They Suck?

Lifesavers' gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?

Full Review

Choclatique Wins. Period.

How many chocolate companies make products specifically for YOU?

Full Review

Chewy Extinguishers Promise Big Things…

Yes, I WANT to eat something so sour that I need extinguishing.

Full Review

Is Willy Wonka Wanking?

Willy Wonka releases their first gummy & sour gummy. Yummy?

Full Review

Nothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.

Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?

Full Review

Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya

Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???

Full Review

Toxic Waste – A Novel Take on Sour

These things are more sour than me. Seems impossible I know.

Full Review

Caramel Apple Lollipops-Not Just For Perverts Anymore!

Is it possible for this candy to be BETTER than a real caramel apple?

Full Review

Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.

Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.

Full Review

Maynards Sours make me go all like “whoah” and “damn!”

I like to pretend it's just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.

Full Review

UK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.

Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?

Full Review

End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy

A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.

Full Review

Haters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush

You can't find colors like this in nature.

Full Review

Yummy Earth Sour Beans

Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...

Full Review

Jolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour

Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.

Full Review

+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff

Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.

Full Review

Ingrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)

You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.

Full Review

Cry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”

Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?

Full Review

Sour Japanese Gummies from Genki Crepes in SF

Yum, I mean ew....

Full Review

Sour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real

I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.

Full Review

Icee Gummy Candy: Sweet…but No Bacon

Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC is the FAO-Schwarz of candy stores. Multi-level supermarts with all sorts of goods you...

Full Review

Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!

Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...

Full Review

Gimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.

Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...

Full Review

American Trolli Gets Put To The Test

We’ve established that Trolli varieties from Europe ROCK (thanks Susie!) with remarkable consistency. But are the...

Full Review

You’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites

I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks.  Strictly business. Being in the...

Full Review

Raisels. Such a weird name, such high hopes….

Sour coated raisins - you're either gonna love this idea, or simply hate it.

Full Review

Let’s Talk About Fizz, Baby, Let’s Talk About Foam & Me

If I foamed in your mouth, would you mind?

Full Review

Haribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?

Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form

Full Review

Quick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat

Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.

Full Review

Anyone Want a Fizzy Sweet Tart? Sadex Brause Flaschle Thinks You Do.

If the idea of fizzy sourness appeals to you, then check this.

Full Review

Apparently Trix ARE for kids : Fruchtiger Knusper Puffreis

I had to buy these to check them out.

Full Review

Twizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles

Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.

Full Review

Dorval Sour Belts-Trumped By A Puny Fruit Chew?

Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show

Full Review

Hitschler (NOT Hitler) Dragierte Brause Bonbons – Once Again, We’re Screwed By Germany.

Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can't get in America???

Full Review

Trolli Sour Brite Crawler Eggs: Strangely Tasty

After 6 days of literally ingesting nothing but lemon juice, syrup, water and cayenne, I'm back eating candy - and maybe a week off from candy curdles the brain but when I opened this Trolli package - I was yummed over.

Full Review

Trolli Bizzl’s The Shizzle!

Sweaty candy 'aint a good thing.

Full Review

The Candygurus Do Mexico

Mexico, thou hast forsaken us-up till NOW.

Full Review

Umeboshi – No, They’re Not Shrunken Heads.

Salt. Sour. Sweet. Okinawa.

Full Review

Rock Some Ass With Super Lemon!

A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.

Full Review

Sour Spanks: Not a Sex Game Gone Awry but a Nice Treat!

The lil' genius who created Jelly Belly's - by far the best tasting jelly bean ever created - contacted Candygurus and said, 'we got candy - review it.' If this isn't a sign that the godforsaken Candygurus have made it then I don't know what is.

Full Review

Trolli Playmouse Look Like Hobo Puke

Can eating something that looks like puke taste like anything BUT puke?

Full Review

Fruit Sours from Jelly Belly: Kinda One and Not the Other

Jelly Belly Fruit Sours aren't really fruity or sour. A tad disappointing from our fave jelly bean maker. On the other hand, we know they can make the goods...so perhaps there's hope...

Full Review

Haribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint

The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!

Full Review

Lifesavers Sweet Strings N’ Sour Rings-Clever Name, But Do They Suck?

Lifesavers' gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?

Full Review

Choclatique Wins. Period.

How many chocolate companies make products specifically for YOU?

Full Review

Chewy Extinguishers Promise Big Things…

Yes, I WANT to eat something so sour that I need extinguishing.

Full Review

Is Willy Wonka Wanking?

Willy Wonka releases their first gummy & sour gummy. Yummy?

Full Review

Nothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.

Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?

Full Review

Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya

Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???

Full Review

Toxic Waste – A Novel Take on Sour

These things are more sour than me. Seems impossible I know.

Full Review

Caramel Apple Lollipops-Not Just For Perverts Anymore!

Is it possible for this candy to be BETTER than a real caramel apple?

Full Review

Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.

Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.

Full Review

Maynards Sours make me go all like “whoah” and “damn!”

I like to pretend it's just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.

Full Review

UK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.

Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?

Full Review

End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy

A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.

Full Review

Haters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush

You can't find colors like this in nature.

Full Review

Yummy Earth Sour Beans

Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...

Full Review

Jolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour

Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.

Full Review

+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff

Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.

Full Review

Ingrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)

You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.

Full Review

Cry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”

Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?

Full Review

Sour Japanese Gummies from Genki Crepes in SF

Yum, I mean ew....

Full Review

Sour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real

I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.

Full Review

Icee Gummy Candy: Sweet…but No Bacon

Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC is the FAO-Schwarz of candy stores. Multi-level supermarts with all sorts of goods you...

Full Review

Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!

Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...

Full Review

Gimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.

Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...

Full Review

American Trolli Gets Put To The Test

We’ve established that Trolli varieties from Europe ROCK (thanks Susie!) with remarkable consistency. But are the...

Full Review

You’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites

I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks.  Strictly business. Being in the...

Full Review

Raisels. Such a weird name, such high hopes….

Sour coated raisins - you're either gonna love this idea, or simply hate it.

Full Review

Let’s Talk About Fizz, Baby, Let’s Talk About Foam & Me

If I foamed in your mouth, would you mind?

Full Review

Haribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?

Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form

Full Review

Quick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat

Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.

Full Review

Anyone Want a Fizzy Sweet Tart? Sadex Brause Flaschle Thinks You Do.

If the idea of fizzy sourness appeals to you, then check this.

Full Review

Apparently Trix ARE for kids : Fruchtiger Knusper Puffreis

I had to buy these to check them out.

Full Review

Twizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles

Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.

Full Review

Dorval Sour Belts-Trumped By A Puny Fruit Chew?

Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show

Full Review

Hitschler (NOT Hitler) Dragierte Brause Bonbons – Once Again, We’re Screwed By Germany.

Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can't get in America???

Full Review

Trolli Sour Brite Crawler Eggs: Strangely Tasty

After 6 days of literally ingesting nothing but lemon juice, syrup, water and cayenne, I'm back eating candy - and maybe a week off from candy curdles the brain but when I opened this Trolli package - I was yummed over.

Full Review

Trolli Bizzl’s The Shizzle!

Sweaty candy 'aint a good thing.

Full Review

The Candygurus Do Mexico

Mexico, thou hast forsaken us-up till NOW.

Full Review

Umeboshi – No, They’re Not Shrunken Heads.

Salt. Sour. Sweet. Okinawa.

Full Review

Rock Some Ass With Super Lemon!

A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.

Full Review

Sour Spanks: Not a Sex Game Gone Awry but a Nice Treat!

The lil' genius who created Jelly Belly's - by far the best tasting jelly bean ever created - contacted Candygurus and said, 'we got candy - review it.' If this isn't a sign that the godforsaken Candygurus have made it then I don't know what is.

Full Review

Trolli Playmouse Look Like Hobo Puke

Can eating something that looks like puke taste like anything BUT puke?

Full Review

Fruit Sours from Jelly Belly: Kinda One and Not the Other

Jelly Belly Fruit Sours aren't really fruity or sour. A tad disappointing from our fave jelly bean maker. On the other hand, we know they can make the goods...so perhaps there's hope...

Full Review

Haribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint

The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!

Full Review

Lifesavers Sweet Strings N’ Sour Rings-Clever Name, But Do They Suck?

Lifesavers' gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?

Full Review

Choclatique Wins. Period.

How many chocolate companies make products specifically for YOU?

Full Review

Chewy Extinguishers Promise Big Things…

Yes, I WANT to eat something so sour that I need extinguishing.

Full Review

Is Willy Wonka Wanking?

Willy Wonka releases their first gummy & sour gummy. Yummy?

Full Review

Nothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.

Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?

Full Review

Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya

Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???

Full Review

Toxic Waste – A Novel Take on Sour

These things are more sour than me. Seems impossible I know.

Full Review

Caramel Apple Lollipops-Not Just For Perverts Anymore!

Is it possible for this candy to be BETTER than a real caramel apple?

Full Review

Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.

Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.

Full Review

Maynards Sours make me go all like “whoah” and “damn!”

I like to pretend it's just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.

Full Review

UK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.

Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?

Full Review

End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy

A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.

Full Review

Haters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush

You can't find colors like this in nature.

Full Review

Yummy Earth Sour Beans

Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...

Full Review

Jolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour

Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.

Full Review

+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff

Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.

Full Review

Ingrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)

You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.

Full Review

Cry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”

Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?

Full Review

Sour Japanese Gummies from Genki Crepes in SF

Yum, I mean ew....

Full Review

Sour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real

I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.

Full Review

Icee Gummy Candy: Sweet…but No Bacon

Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC is the FAO-Schwarz of candy stores. Multi-level supermarts with all sorts of goods you...

Full Review

Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!

Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...

Full Review

Gimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.

Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...

Full Review

American Trolli Gets Put To The Test

We’ve established that Trolli varieties from Europe ROCK (thanks Susie!) with remarkable consistency. But are the...

Full Review

You’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites

I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks.  Strictly business. Being in the...

Full Review

Raisels. Such a weird name, such high hopes….

Sour coated raisins - you're either gonna love this idea, or simply hate it.

Full Review

Let’s Talk About Fizz, Baby, Let’s Talk About Foam & Me

If I foamed in your mouth, would you mind?

Full Review

Haribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?

Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form

Full Review

Quick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat

Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.

Full Review

Anyone Want a Fizzy Sweet Tart? Sadex Brause Flaschle Thinks You Do.

If the idea of fizzy sourness appeals to you, then check this.

Full Review

Apparently Trix ARE for kids : Fruchtiger Knusper Puffreis

I had to buy these to check them out.

Full Review

Twizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles

Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.

Full Review

Dorval Sour Belts-Trumped By A Puny Fruit Chew?

Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show

Full Review

Hitschler (NOT Hitler) Dragierte Brause Bonbons – Once Again, We’re Screwed By Germany.

Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can't get in America???

Full Review

Trolli Sour Brite Crawler Eggs: Strangely Tasty

After 6 days of literally ingesting nothing but lemon juice, syrup, water and cayenne, I'm back eating candy - and maybe a week off from candy curdles the brain but when I opened this Trolli package - I was yummed over.

Full Review

Trolli Bizzl’s The Shizzle!

Sweaty candy 'aint a good thing.

Full Review

The Candygurus Do Mexico

Mexico, thou hast forsaken us-up till NOW.

Full Review

Umeboshi – No, They’re Not Shrunken Heads.

Salt. Sour. Sweet. Okinawa.

Full Review

Rock Some Ass With Super Lemon!

A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.

Full Review

Sour Spanks: Not a Sex Game Gone Awry but a Nice Treat!

The lil' genius who created Jelly Belly's - by far the best tasting jelly bean ever created - contacted Candygurus and said, 'we got candy - review it.' If this isn't a sign that the godforsaken Candygurus have made it then I don't know what is.

Full Review

Trolli Playmouse Look Like Hobo Puke

Can eating something that looks like puke taste like anything BUT puke?

Full Review

Fruit Sours from Jelly Belly: Kinda One and Not the Other

Jelly Belly Fruit Sours aren't really fruity or sour. A tad disappointing from our fave jelly bean maker. On the other hand, we know they can make the goods...so perhaps there's hope...

Full Review

Haribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint

The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!

Full Review

Lifesavers Sweet Strings N’ Sour Rings-Clever Name, But Do They Suck?

Lifesavers' gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?

Full Review

Choclatique Wins. Period.

How many chocolate companies make products specifically for YOU?

Full Review

Chewy Extinguishers Promise Big Things…

Yes, I WANT to eat something so sour that I need extinguishing.

Full Review

Is Willy Wonka Wanking?

Willy Wonka releases their first gummy & sour gummy. Yummy?

Full Review

Nothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.

Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?

Full Review

Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya

Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???

Full Review

Toxic Waste – A Novel Take on Sour

These things are more sour than me. Seems impossible I know.

Full Review

Caramel Apple Lollipops-Not Just For Perverts Anymore!

Is it possible for this candy to be BETTER than a real caramel apple?

Full Review

Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.

Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.

Full Review

Maynards Sours make me go all like “whoah” and “damn!”

I like to pretend it's just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.

Full Review

UK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.

Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?

Full Review

End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy

A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.

Full Review

Haters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush

You can't find colors like this in nature.

Full Review

Yummy Earth Sour Beans

Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...

Full Review

Jolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour

Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.

Full Review

+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff

Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.

Full Review

Ingrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)

You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.

Full Review

Cry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”

Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?

Full Review

Sour Japanese Gummies from Genki Crepes in SF

Yum, I mean ew....

Full Review

Sour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real

I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.

Full Review

Icee Gummy Candy: Sweet…but No Bacon

Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC is the FAO-Schwarz of candy stores. Multi-level supermarts with all sorts of goods you...

Full Review

Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!

Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...

Full Review

Gimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.

Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...

Full Review

American Trolli Gets Put To The Test

We’ve established that Trolli varieties from Europe ROCK (thanks Susie!) with remarkable consistency. But are the...

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You’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites

I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks.  Strictly business. Being in the...

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Raisels. Such a weird name, such high hopes….

Sour coated raisins - you're either gonna love this idea, or simply hate it.

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Let’s Talk About Fizz, Baby, Let’s Talk About Foam & Me

If I foamed in your mouth, would you mind?

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Haribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?

Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form

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Quick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat

Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.

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Anyone Want a Fizzy Sweet Tart? Sadex Brause Flaschle Thinks You Do.

If the idea of fizzy sourness appeals to you, then check this.

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Apparently Trix ARE for kids : Fruchtiger Knusper Puffreis

I had to buy these to check them out.

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Twizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles

Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.

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Dorval Sour Belts-Trumped By A Puny Fruit Chew?

Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show

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Hitschler (NOT Hitler) Dragierte Brause Bonbons – Once Again, We’re Screwed By Germany.

Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can't get in America???

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Trolli Sour Brite Crawler Eggs: Strangely Tasty

After 6 days of literally ingesting nothing but lemon juice, syrup, water and cayenne, I'm back eating candy - and maybe a week off from candy curdles the brain but when I opened this Trolli package - I was yummed over.

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Trolli Bizzl’s The Shizzle!

Sweaty candy 'aint a good thing.

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The Candygurus Do Mexico

Mexico, thou hast forsaken us-up till NOW.

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Umeboshi – No, They’re Not Shrunken Heads.

Salt. Sour. Sweet. Okinawa.

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Rock Some Ass With Super Lemon!

A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.

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Sour Spanks: Not a Sex Game Gone Awry but a Nice Treat!

The lil' genius who created Jelly Belly's - by far the best tasting jelly bean ever created - contacted Candygurus and said, 'we got candy - review it.' If this isn't a sign that the godforsaken Candygurus have made it then I don't know what is.

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Trolli Playmouse Look Like Hobo Puke

Can eating something that looks like puke taste like anything BUT puke?

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Fruit Sours from Jelly Belly: Kinda One and Not the Other

Jelly Belly Fruit Sours aren't really fruity or sour. A tad disappointing from our fave jelly bean maker. On the other hand, we know they can make the goods...so perhaps there's hope...

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Haribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint

The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!

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Lifesavers Sweet Strings N’ Sour Rings-Clever Name, But Do They Suck?

Lifesavers' gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?

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Choclatique Wins. Period.

How many chocolate companies make products specifically for YOU?

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Chewy Extinguishers Promise Big Things…

Yes, I WANT to eat something so sour that I need extinguishing.

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Is Willy Wonka Wanking?

Willy Wonka releases their first gummy & sour gummy. Yummy?

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Nothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.

Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?

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Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya

Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???

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Toxic Waste – A Novel Take on Sour

These things are more sour than me. Seems impossible I know.

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Caramel Apple Lollipops-Not Just For Perverts Anymore!

Is it possible for this candy to be BETTER than a real caramel apple?

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Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.

Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.

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Maynards Sours make me go all like “whoah” and “damn!”

I like to pretend it's just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.

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UK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.

Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?

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End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy

A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.

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Haters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush

You can't find colors like this in nature.

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Yummy Earth Sour Beans

Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...

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Jolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour

Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.

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+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff

Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.

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Ingrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)

You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.

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Cry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”

Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?

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Sour Japanese Gummies from Genki Crepes in SF

Yum, I mean ew....

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Sour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real

I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.

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Icee Gummy Candy: Sweet…but No Bacon

Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC is the FAO-Schwarz of candy stores. Multi-level supermarts with all sorts of goods you...

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Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!

Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...

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Gimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.

Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...

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American Trolli Gets Put To The Test

We’ve established that Trolli varieties from Europe ROCK (thanks Susie!) with remarkable consistency. But are the...

Full Review

You’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites

I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks.  Strictly business. Being in the...

Full Review

Raisels. Such a weird name, such high hopes….

Sour coated raisins - you're either gonna love this idea, or simply hate it.

Full Review

Let’s Talk About Fizz, Baby, Let’s Talk About Foam & Me

If I foamed in your mouth, would you mind?

Full Review

Haribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?

Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form

Full Review

Quick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat

Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.

Full Review

Anyone Want a Fizzy Sweet Tart? Sadex Brause Flaschle Thinks You Do.

If the idea of fizzy sourness appeals to you, then check this.

Full Review

Apparently Trix ARE for kids : Fruchtiger Knusper Puffreis

I had to buy these to check them out.

Full Review

Twizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles

Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.

Full Review

Dorval Sour Belts-Trumped By A Puny Fruit Chew?

Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show

Full Review

Hitschler (NOT Hitler) Dragierte Brause Bonbons – Once Again, We’re Screwed By Germany.

Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can't get in America???

Full Review

Trolli Sour Brite Crawler Eggs: Strangely Tasty

After 6 days of literally ingesting nothing but lemon juice, syrup, water and cayenne, I'm back eating candy - and maybe a week off from candy curdles the brain but when I opened this Trolli package - I was yummed over.

Full Review

Trolli Bizzl’s The Shizzle!

Sweaty candy 'aint a good thing.

Full Review

The Candygurus Do Mexico

Mexico, thou hast forsaken us-up till NOW.

Full Review

Umeboshi – No, They’re Not Shrunken Heads.

Salt. Sour. Sweet. Okinawa.

Full Review

Rock Some Ass With Super Lemon!

A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.

Full Review

Sour Spanks: Not a Sex Game Gone Awry but a Nice Treat!

The lil' genius who created Jelly Belly's - by far the best tasting jelly bean ever created - contacted Candygurus and said, 'we got candy - review it.' If this isn't a sign that the godforsaken Candygurus have made it then I don't know what is.

Full Review

Trolli Playmouse Look Like Hobo Puke

Can eating something that looks like puke taste like anything BUT puke?

Full Review

Fruit Sours from Jelly Belly: Kinda One and Not the Other

Jelly Belly Fruit Sours aren't really fruity or sour. A tad disappointing from our fave jelly bean maker. On the other hand, we know they can make the goods...so perhaps there's hope...

Full Review

Haribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint

The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!

Full Review

Lifesavers Sweet Strings N’ Sour Rings-Clever Name, But Do They Suck?

Lifesavers' gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?

Full Review

Choclatique Wins. Period.

How many chocolate companies make products specifically for YOU?

Full Review

Chewy Extinguishers Promise Big Things…

Yes, I WANT to eat something so sour that I need extinguishing.

Full Review

Is Willy Wonka Wanking?

Willy Wonka releases their first gummy & sour gummy. Yummy?

Full Review

Nothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.

Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?

Full Review

Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya

Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???

Full Review

Toxic Waste – A Novel Take on Sour

These things are more sour than me. Seems impossible I know.

Full Review

Caramel Apple Lollipops-Not Just For Perverts Anymore!

Is it possible for this candy to be BETTER than a real caramel apple?

Full Review

Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.

Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.

Full Review

Maynards Sours make me go all like “whoah” and “damn!”

I like to pretend it's just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.

Full Review

UK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.

Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?

Full Review

End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy

A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.

Full Review

Haters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush

You can't find colors like this in nature.

Full Review