We may be sour, but we know our sweets.
Reviewed by Matty on Sep 28, 2015
Take an apple, add caramel, give to a baby, get a call from Child Protective Services
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 15, 2015
We got fish, shrimp, and American gums today.
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 8, 2015
Fruit chews you can feel more than good about
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 31, 2015
Hairdo makes a lot of varieties, and some are just ok. These? These are one you want to track down STAT.
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 18, 2015
Please read the review because I'm funny as hell, but in short: thee taste like dog shit.
Reviewed by Matty on Aug 8, 2015
The only thing Sweet and Tarty about these is everything
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 9, 2015
As a child, I needed something to stick in my mouth. Now, as an adult, I need something to stick in my mouth.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 1, 2015
Who doesn't want a box of snacks delivered to them monthly?
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 11, 2015
You want flavor? You got it. You want fizz? Sure. You want....Ginseng?
Reviewed by Matty on Apr 13, 2015
Haribo and smurfs: Another go at making candy from a 70's cartoon show...
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 19, 2015
What do you get a snarky candy fiend when they're down?
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 13, 2015
Real sour with mediocre flavor is meh. These pair the sour with authentic deliciousness, and thus, we win.
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 6, 2015
Sweet. Spicy. Sour. Salty. Sexy.
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 27, 2015
Kid tested, Mother....not so much with the approved.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 26, 2015
No gimmicks, no ghetto ass sample sizes, no cast offs- if you want serious quality & serious variety of legit Japanese candy, you gotta check JapanCrate.com out.
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 11, 2014
Bursting with tart fruit flavor, these delights are amazing-and available in the states.
Reviewed by Matty on Oct 27, 2014
How in god's good name did Haribo put out some SOUR gold bears and I was like whoa?
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 6, 2014
Mentos always have a nice rounded tartness to them, but a full on sour variety pack? 2014 IS A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE.
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 19, 2014
I tried these before and they were nothing to write home about. Has the recipe changed? OR IS IT ME THAT'S CHANGED?!?
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 10, 2014
A new take on an oldish candy staple - the sour belt.
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 4, 2014
Can the classic 'Smore stand the test of time, or will it be unseated by lime & sea salt?
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 21, 2014
It figures that one of Haribo's top brands is a sour offering. But IS IT SOUR ENOUGH? Is anything?
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 27, 2014
Think you've been to the best candy store in San Francisco? If you haven't been here, you haven't.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 13, 2014
Want a slice of Americana? No? How bout some outstanding hard candies-including retro flavors!
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 28, 2014
There's definitely no aroma of pregnant buffalo in these.
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 20, 2013
You’ve no doubt seen this kind of thing before. Once super special, now they’re kinda everywhere.
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 20, 2013
What’s better than old friends?
One of my oldest buddies, way back from my Frankie Goes...
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 7, 2013
They're fizzy, 'kept they're not.
Reviewed by Matty on Nov 4, 2013
Bright and cheery on the outside, plain and dreary on the in.
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 10, 2013
Boiled sweets are a crucial part of the candy world, as well as candy history. These are perhaps the most iconic boiled sweet there is. DO THE MATH, HOT SHOT!
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 29, 2013
I can't resist sour chewy things. It's my weakness.
Reviewed by Matty on Aug 19, 2013
Sour's good, sour's best, sour punches you in the chest
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 23, 2013
It's small-it's plastic-it's from China! And it's got warnings galore on the packaging. WE'RE IN!
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 9, 2013
The year was 1981. Leo Sayer was crushing it on mom's AM radio. It was hot, mom was driving the carpool, and I was chewing Gator Gum. Like a BOSS.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 7, 2013
What's your opinion about candy that sweats?
Reviewed by Jonny on May 2, 2013
With a pretty unique consistency, this offering from Trolli continues their track record of excellence overseas
Reviewed by Matty on Mar 25, 2013
When the sweet people at Jelly Belly send us Gurus stuff to review, in this case, Easter Candy, I have to ask myself:...
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 4, 2013
Gummi inside, "hard" sour shell outside. New concept, and I LIKE IT.
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 8, 2013
Some people "don't like hard candy". These are the same people that "aren't allowed to be near children" and who "eat their own dandruff". I'm sure of it.
Reviewed by Matty on Feb 6, 2013
Don't lie to me about what your candy tastes like. I'm not 19. It won't make me want to sleep with you more. Also, Happy Valentine's Day.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 17, 2013
I talk a lot of smack about Mamba. Cool name, pretty lame candies. Will this Mamba gummie be any different? SPOILER ALERT: yes, it will. Very. A lot much very.
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 21, 2012
The cool thing about life, is that you never cease getting surprised-at least I don’t. Hell, I didn’t...
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 8, 2012
Cherry is weird. I just don’t love it in candy usually, but…it really isn’t “bad”....
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 6, 2012
In the Smurf show and movie, they all use "smurf" as a verb, so I'm gonnna Smurf the same.
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 29, 2012
In a world where virtually no Haribo is available to us lame-o Americans...this bag says "hell no!" and begs to arrive at your doorstep
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 22, 2012
Trolli is right up there with the best gummy makers in the world - but how will these fare? SPOILER ALERT: not good. At all.
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 23, 2012
How sour is "too sour"? And damn it, when are the wimps gonna have a candy of their own?
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 19, 2012
As a Nerds connoisseur, I was both humiliated and overjoyed to learn of a flavor I hadn't tried yet.
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 8, 2012
Whoah, Nellie! Your flavors are egads and stuff.
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 1, 2012
We reviewed Haribo’s “Primavera” candies a while back, and I liked them. A lot. Little did I know...
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