We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Haribo Barchen-Parchen (Sweet & Sour)

Hairdo makes a lot of varieties, and some are just ok. These? These are one you want to track down STAT.

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Warheads Sour Coolers

Please read the review because I'm funny as hell, but in short: thee taste like dog shit.

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Everything You Wanted to Know about SweeTARTS but Were Afraid to Eat

The only thing Sweet and Tarty about these is everything

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Haribo Saure Schnuller (Sour Pacifiers)

As a child, I needed something to stick in my mouth. Now, as an adult, I need something to stick in my mouth.

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MUNCHPAK!!!!

Who doesn't want a box of snacks delivered to them monthly?

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Kabang Energy Hard Candies – Viagra Replacement?

You want flavor? You got it. You want fizz? Sure. You want....Ginseng?

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Haribo Sauer Fizzy Smurfs: Sour video review

Haribo and smurfs: Another go at making candy from a 70's cartoon show...

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Joylab: The Perfect Prescription?

What do you get a snarky candy fiend when they're down?

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Shigekix Super Sour Japanese…Gummy Things

Real sour with mediocre flavor is meh. These pair the sour with authentic deliciousness, and thus, we win.

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Locochas Mix: Wowzers.

Sweet. Spicy. Sour. Salty. Sexy.

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Kadunks: More stuff to dip in stuff

Kid tested, Mother....not so much with the approved.

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Japan Crate: A Full Unboxing

No gimmicks, no ghetto ass sample sizes, no cast offs- if you want serious quality & serious variety of legit Japanese candy, you gotta check JapanCrate.com out.

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Napoleon Fruit (Sour) Mix

Bursting with tart fruit flavor, these delights are amazing-and available in the states.

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Haribo Sour Gold Bears: Howdimissthis

How in god's good name did Haribo put out some SOUR gold bears and I was like whoa?

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Mentos Sour

Mentos always have a nice rounded tartness to them, but a full on sour variety pack? 2014 IS A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE.

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Just Born Mike & Ike Zours

I tried these before and they were nothing to write home about. Has the recipe changed? OR IS IT ME THAT'S CHANGED?!?

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Fundy Juicee Gummee Belts

A new take on an oldish candy staple - the sour belt.

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Candy Gurus ‘Smores Throw Down

Can the classic 'Smore stand the test of time, or will it be unseated by lime & sea salt?

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Haribo Tangfastics

It figures that one of Haribo's top brands is a sour offering. But IS IT SOUR ENOUGH? Is anything?

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Swedish Sours: Raspberry Hallonshots & Tropical Punch Bottles at “The Candy Store”

Think you've been to the best candy store in San Francisco? If you haven't been here, you haven't.

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Primrose Candy Assorted Rods

Want a slice of Americana? No? How bout some outstanding hard candies-including retro flavors!

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Hitschler Sour Gummy Monsters

There's definitely no aroma of pregnant buffalo in these.

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Creatables Snagz

You’ve no doubt seen this kind of thing before.  Once super special, now they’re kinda everywhere. Most...

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Red Band Sour Suckers

What’s better than old friends? Old candy.     One of my oldest buddies, way back from my Frankie Goes...

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Mr. Blubber Brause Bonbons

They're fizzy, 'kept they're not.

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Airheads Extremes Bites Rainbow Berry: long on name, not on greatness

Bright and cheery on the outside, plain and dreary on the in.

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Bassett’s Sherbet Lemons

Boiled sweets are a crucial part of the candy world, as well as candy history. These are perhaps the most iconic boiled sweet there is. DO THE MATH, HOT SHOT!

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Sour Punch Bites : I Should Have Known Better

I can't resist sour chewy things. It's my weakness.

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Dorval’s Sour Power Straws: Hits and Misses

Sour's good, sour's best, sour punches you in the chest

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Video Review : Quick Blast

It's small-it's plastic-it's from China! And it's got warnings galore on the packaging. WE'RE IN!

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Cry Baby Eggs

The year was 1981. Leo Sayer was crushing it on mom's AM radio. It was hot, mom was driving the carpool, and I was chewing Gator Gum. Like a BOSS.

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Haribo Sour Tongues : “Sweaties”

What's your opinion about candy that sweats?

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Trolli Sour Stixi

With a pretty unique consistency, this offering from Trolli continues their track record of excellence overseas

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Jelly Belly Sour Bunnies: It’s What’s for Easter

When the sweet people at Jelly Belly send us Gurus stuff to review, in this case, Easter Candy, I have to ask myself:...

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Trolli Gummi Rocks…..Rock.

Gummi inside, "hard" sour shell outside. New concept, and I LIKE IT.

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Ahoj-Brause Halloween Bonbons : Is it Halloween Yet? Please?

Some people "don't like hard candy". These are the same people that "aren't allowed to be near children" and who "eat their own dandruff". I'm sure of it.

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Trolli Valentine Mix: Sour Gummi Candy be Dandy

Don't lie to me about what your candy tastes like. I'm not 19. It won't make me want to sleep with you more. Also, Happy Valentine's Day.

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Dude, Seriously. Mamba Sour Gummies are Kinda Awesome.

I talk a lot of smack about Mamba. Cool name, pretty lame candies. Will this Mamba gummie be any different? SPOILER ALERT: yes, it will. Very. A lot much very.

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Nimm 2 Lach Gummi Softies Sour is a LOT to write.

The cool thing about life, is that you never cease getting surprised-at least I don’t.  Hell, I didn’t...

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Katjes Saure Kirschen : Meet the Cherry Racist

Cherry is weird.  I just don’t love it in candy usually, but…it really isn’t “bad”....

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Haribo Smurfs & Haribo Sour Smurfs : A Tale of Two Different Blue Little Shits

In the Smurf show and movie, they all use "smurf" as a verb, so I'm gonnna Smurf the same.

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Haribo Sour S’ghettti

In a world where virtually no Haribo is available to us lame-o Americans...this bag says "hell no!" and begs to arrive at your doorstep

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Trolli Gummi Bonbons: Sour! Not.

Trolli is right up there with the best gummy makers in the world - but how will these fare? SPOILER ALERT: not good. At all.

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Brain Blasterz – Wimps Need Not Apply

How sour is "too sour"? And damn it, when are the wimps gonna have a candy of their own?

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Nerds Wildberry & Peach

As a Nerds connoisseur, I was both humiliated and overjoyed to learn of a flavor I hadn't tried yet.

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A Tale of 5 Candies from Ireland

Whoah, Nellie! Your flavors are egads and stuff.

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Haribo Tagada Pink’s Got No Stink

We reviewed Haribo’s “Primavera” candies a while back, and I liked them. A lot. Little did I know...

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Frigeo Ahoj Brause Shower Fries

When shopping for Shower Fries, don't just consider flavor : consistency is important too

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Katjes Sour Tropical Gummies Taste Even Better Than The Bag Looks

Sour? Yes. Yummy? Natch. Delightful? Duh.

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Charms Sweet & Sour Pops, Zombies, and Crying Kids

When in doubt, fashion a railroad spike holster that hangs off your waist. Keep it handy.

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