Trolli Sour Stixi
With a pretty unique consistency, this offering from Trolli continues their track record of excellence overseas
Full ReviewJelly Belly Sour Bunnies: It’s What’s for Easter
When the sweet people at Jelly Belly send us Gurus stuff to review, in this case, Easter Candy, I have to ask myself:...
Full ReviewTrolli Gummi Rocks…..Rock.
Gummi inside, "hard" sour shell outside. New concept, and I LIKE IT.
Full ReviewAhoj-Brause Halloween Bonbons : Is it Halloween Yet? Please?
Some people "don't like hard candy". These are the same people that "aren't allowed to be near children" and who "eat their own dandruff". I'm sure of it.
Full ReviewTrolli Valentine Mix: Sour Gummi Candy be Dandy
Don't lie to me about what your candy tastes like. I'm not 19. It won't make me want to sleep with you more. Also, Happy Valentine's Day.
Full ReviewDude, Seriously. Mamba Sour Gummies are Kinda Awesome.
I talk a lot of smack about Mamba. Cool name, pretty lame candies. Will this Mamba gummie be any different? SPOILER ALERT: yes, it will. Very. A lot much very.
Full ReviewNimm 2 Lach Gummi Softies Sour is a LOT to write.
The cool thing about life, is that you never cease getting surprised-at least I don’t. Hell, I didn’t...
Full ReviewKatjes Saure Kirschen : Meet the Cherry Racist
Cherry is weird. I just don’t love it in candy usually, but…it really isn’t “bad”....
Full ReviewHaribo Smurfs & Haribo Sour Smurfs : A Tale of Two Different Blue Little Shits
In the Smurf show and movie, they all use "smurf" as a verb, so I'm gonnna Smurf the same.
Full ReviewHaribo Sour S’ghettti
In a world where virtually no Haribo is available to us lame-o Americans...this bag says "hell no!" and begs to arrive at your doorstep
Full ReviewTrolli Gummi Bonbons: Sour! Not.
Trolli is right up there with the best gummy makers in the world - but how will these fare? SPOILER ALERT: not good. At all.
Full ReviewBrain Blasterz – Wimps Need Not Apply
How sour is "too sour"? And damn it, when are the wimps gonna have a candy of their own?
Full ReviewNerds Wildberry & Peach
As a Nerds connoisseur, I was both humiliated and overjoyed to learn of a flavor I hadn't tried yet.
Full ReviewHaribo Tagada Pink’s Got No Stink
We reviewed Haribo’s “Primavera” candies a while back, and I liked them. A lot. Little did I know...
Full ReviewFrigeo Ahoj Brause Shower Fries
When shopping for Shower Fries, don't just consider flavor : consistency is important too
Full ReviewKatjes Sour Tropical Gummies Taste Even Better Than The Bag Looks
Sour? Yes. Yummy? Natch. Delightful? Duh.
Full ReviewCharms Sweet & Sour Pops, Zombies, and Crying Kids
When in doubt, fashion a railroad spike holster that hangs off your waist. Keep it handy.
Full ReviewHaribo Jelly Boobs Sharp Ginger
Yeah. That’s what these translate to using Google Translate. It’s nice to know there’s so much...
Full ReviewSour Patch Kids Berries: Sour, Sweet, and Fake!
If my kids were half as sweet after being this sour, I'd buy more of them too.
Full ReviewHaribo Sour Mango : Bust Out The Credit Card
Simply put: a hall of fame candy. If you like sour and you like mango, then this is for you.
Full ReviewNewman’s Organic Sour Licorice : There’s No Way This Can Be Good
Red "licorice" products almost always suck. Will these be any different? Will they really be sour? Will I ever stop asking questions?
Full ReviewDorval Sour Power Straws : Pink Lemonade
I always have and always will love pink lemonade, despite the color being derived from Pepto Bismal
Full ReviewKatjes Euro Munzen : Interesting, Yummy, and a bit Weird
If you eat real money, you'll get chlamydia. Try these instead.
Full ReviewSour Smog Balls: Surprising as Hell
With perhaps the worst name in candy ever? Yet peer through the haze and find a kind of sour eden.
Full ReviewGimbal’s Sour Jelly Beans: Ready to Compete with the Jelly Belly?
Are there sour jelly beans worth buying not named "Jelly Belly"?
Full ReviewJuicy Drop Taffy: Goo on a Stick! (of candy)
Sloppy goo for your blue taffy. Wonder if the 3rd World is lucky enough to get these little nuggets of corn syrup love?
Full ReviewSour Patch Jelly Beans…..Waaaaaa??
Sour Patch Kids are great, but their spinoff candies suck, across the board. Will this one be any different?
Full ReviewShanghai Surprise
Here we go again: Let's try once more to see if China is offering anything interesting in the way of candy these days.
Full ReviewQuick Hit Review: Jolly Rancher Doubles
Two flavors in one - the promise almost never delivers.
Full ReviewSour Punch Bits Tangerine & Lemonade. They’re Orange At Least.
Tangerine Lemonade. Chewy. Gummy. Sour. These can only be amazing.
Full ReviewEnd of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy
A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.
Full ReviewHaters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush
You can't find colors like this in nature.
Full ReviewYummy Earth Sour Beans
Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...
Full ReviewJolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour
Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.
Full Review+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff
Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.
Full ReviewIngrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)
You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.
Full ReviewSour Filled Electroshocks – Sometimes, it’s good that we can’t buy European candy. Like in this instance. Cause this aint good.
The original "Sweaty®" has some competition, and it's ugly.
Full ReviewCry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”
Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?
Full ReviewSour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real
I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.
Full ReviewIcee Gummy Candy: Sweet…but No Bacon
Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC is the FAO-Schwarz of candy stores. Multi-level supermarts with all sorts of goods you...
Full ReviewSalute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!
Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...
Full ReviewGimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.
Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...
Full ReviewAmerican Trolli Gets Put To The Test
We’ve established that Trolli varieties from Europe ROCK (thanks Susie!) with remarkable consistency. But are the...
Full ReviewYou’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites
I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks. Strictly business. Being in the...
Full ReviewRaisels. Such a weird name, such high hopes….
Sour coated raisins - you're either gonna love this idea, or simply hate it.
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