Monday, September 6, 2010

Candygurus

We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Archive for the ‘Sour’ Category

Twizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles

Posted by Jonny On June - 29 - 2010

Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.

Dorval Sour Belts-Trumped By A Puny Fruit Chew?

Posted by Jonny On June - 22 - 2010

Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show

Foreign Candy Company: Rips it Up. Kinda.

Posted by Matty On June - 18 - 2010

Foreign Candy Company sweets in this week’s video – include Rips, Rips Bits, Rips Whips, Rips Hips and Rips Lips. OK the last two I made up.

Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can’t get in America???

Trolli Sour Brite Crawler Eggs: Strangely Tasty

Posted by Matty On May - 15 - 2010

After 6 days of literally ingesting nothing but lemon juice, syrup, water and cayenne, I’m back eating candy – and maybe a week off from candy curdles the brain but when I opened this Trolli package – I was yummed over.

Trolli Bizzl’s The Shizzle!

Posted by Jonny On April - 20 - 2010

Sweaty candy ‘aint a good thing.

The Candygurus Do Mexico

Posted by Jonny On April - 7 - 2010

Mexico, thou hast forsaken us-up till NOW.

This COULD be the coolest thing ever…or, it could fall on it’s face. Take a guess.

Haribo Happy Cola Lemon Fresh-They’re Not NOT “Avatar!”

Posted by Jonny On February - 17 - 2010

Best. Gummy. Ever?

Umeboshi – No, They’re Not Shrunken Heads.

Posted by Jonny On February - 10 - 2010

Salt. Sour. Sweet. Okinawa.

Rock Some Ass With Super Lemon!

Posted by Jonny On January - 27 - 2010

A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.

Sour Spanks: Not a Sex Game Gone Awry but a Nice Treat!

Posted by Matty On January - 15 - 2010

The lil’ genius who created Jelly Belly’s – by far the best tasting jelly bean ever created – contacted Candygurus and said, ‘we got candy – review it.’ If this isn’t a sign that the godforsaken Candygurus have made it then I don’t know what is.

Trolli Playmouse Look Like Hobo Puke

Posted by Jonny On December - 21 - 2009

Can eating something that looks like puke taste like anything BUT puke?

Fruit Sours from Jelly Belly: Kinda One and Not the Other

Posted by Matty On December - 16 - 2009

Jelly Belly Fruit Sours aren’t really fruity or sour. A tad disappointing from our fave jelly bean maker. On the other hand, we know they can make the goods…so perhaps there’s hope…

Haribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint

Posted by Jonny On December - 4 - 2009

The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!

Lifesavers’ gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?

Choclatique Wins. Period.

Posted by Jonny On October - 7 - 2009

How many chocolate companies make products specifically for YOU?

Chewy Extinguishers Promise Big Things…

Posted by Jonny On September - 18 - 2009

Yes, I WANT to eat something so sour that I need extinguishing.

Is Willy Wonka Wanking?

Posted by Jonny On September - 3 - 2009

Willy Wonka releases their first gummy & sour gummy. Yummy?

Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?

Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya

Posted by Jonny On August - 3 - 2009

Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???

Toxic Waste – A Novel Take on Sour

Posted by Matty On July - 23 - 2009

These things are more sour than me. Seems impossible I know.

Caramel Apple Lollipops-Not Just For Perverts Anymore!

Posted by Jonny On June - 19 - 2009

Is it possible for this candy to be BETTER than a real caramel apple?

Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.

I like to pretend it’s just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.

UK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.

Posted by Matty On April - 24 - 2009

Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?

Fizzy. Balls. ‘Nuff said.

UK Sweets – Wham Bam No Thank You Maam

Posted by Matty On April - 9 - 2009

Irn Bru rocks. This stuff tastes exactly like it.

Review By : Jonny
As we approach Easter, I approach Jelly Beans. Being hella Jew-y, the holiday has absolutely zero meaning for me, aside from candy. But that’s good, right? At least we can all bond in SOME way around the holiday.
We’ve already established that most jelly beans suck. Boring. Some [...]

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