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Archive for the ‘Sour’ Category
Twizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles
On June - 29 - 2010
Dorval Sour Belts-Trumped By A Puny Fruit Chew?
On June - 22 - 2010
Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show
Foreign Candy Company: Rips it Up. Kinda.
On June - 18 - 2010
Foreign Candy Company sweets in this week’s video – include Rips, Rips Bits, Rips Whips, Rips Hips and Rips Lips. OK the last two I made up.
Hitschler (NOT Hitler) Dragierte Brause Bonbons – Once Again, We’re Screwed By Germany.
On May - 18 - 2010
Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can’t get in America???
Trolli Sour Brite Crawler Eggs: Strangely Tasty
On May - 15 - 2010
After 6 days of literally ingesting nothing but lemon juice, syrup, water and cayenne, I’m back eating candy – and maybe a week off from candy curdles the brain but when I opened this Trolli package – I was yummed over.
Trolli Bizzl’s The Shizzle!
On April - 20 - 2010
Sweaty candy ‘aint a good thing.
The Candygurus Do Mexico
On April - 7 - 2010
Mexico, thou hast forsaken us-up till NOW.
Scientific Explorer’s Sour Candy Factory Disappoints Children
On March - 17 - 2010
This COULD be the coolest thing ever…or, it could fall on it’s face. Take a guess.
Haribo Happy Cola Lemon Fresh-They’re Not NOT “Avatar!”
On February - 17 - 2010
Best. Gummy. Ever?
Rock Some Ass With Super Lemon!
On January - 27 - 2010
A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.
Sour Spanks: Not a Sex Game Gone Awry but a Nice Treat!
On January - 15 - 2010
The lil’ genius who created Jelly Belly’s – by far the best tasting jelly bean ever created – contacted Candygurus and said, ‘we got candy – review it.’ If this isn’t a sign that the godforsaken Candygurus have made it then I don’t know what is.
Trolli Playmouse Look Like Hobo Puke
On December - 21 - 2009
Can eating something that looks like puke taste like anything BUT puke?
Fruit Sours from Jelly Belly: Kinda One and Not the Other
On December - 16 - 2009
Jelly Belly Fruit Sours aren’t really fruity or sour. A tad disappointing from our fave jelly bean maker. On the other hand, we know they can make the goods…so perhaps there’s hope…
Haribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint
On December - 4 - 2009
The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!
Lifesavers Sweet Strings N’ Sour Rings-Clever Name, But Do They Suck?
On December - 1 - 2009
Lifesavers’ gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?
Choclatique Wins. Period.
On October - 7 - 2009
How many chocolate companies make products specifically for YOU?
Chewy Extinguishers Promise Big Things…
On September - 18 - 2009
Yes, I WANT to eat something so sour that I need extinguishing.
Is Willy Wonka Wanking?
On September - 3 - 2009
Willy Wonka releases their first gummy & sour gummy. Yummy?
Nothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.
On August - 21 - 2009
Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?
Abba Abba Ka-Zabba…I Wanna Reach Out & Grab Ya
On August - 3 - 2009
Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???
Toxic Waste – A Novel Take on Sour
On July - 23 - 2009
These things are more sour than me. Seems impossible I know.
Caramel Apple Lollipops-Not Just For Perverts Anymore!
On June - 19 - 2009
Is it possible for this candy to be BETTER than a real caramel apple?
Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.
On June - 12 - 2009
Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.
Maynards Sours make me go all like “whoah” and “damn!”
On May - 19 - 2009
I like to pretend it’s just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.
UK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.
On April - 24 - 2009
Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?
UK Sweets – I’d like to DIP my BALLS in it! – Fizzy Balls, that is..
On April - 14 - 2009
Fizzy. Balls. ‘Nuff said.
UK Sweets – Wham Bam No Thank You Maam
On April - 9 - 2009
Irn Bru rocks. This stuff tastes exactly like it.
Starburst Sour Jelly Beans. Not yo Grandma’s Beans-But Quite Possibly Your Brother’s.
On April - 7 - 2009
Review By : Jonny
As we approach Easter, I approach Jelly Beans. Being hella Jew-y, the holiday has absolutely zero meaning for me, aside from candy. But that’s good, right? At least we can all bond in SOME way around the holiday.
We’ve already established that most jelly beans suck. Boring. Some [...]
Ice Breakers Chewy Sours – Which Way Is This One Gonna Go?
On April - 3 - 2009
Oh, snap! Check these out, yo…