We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Katjes Little Harmonies. Harrrible Name.

Real, black salty sweet licorice meets soothing foamy marshmallow. Yin and Yang or train wreck?

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Newman’s Organic Sour Licorice : There’s No Way This Can Be Good

Red "licorice" products almost always suck. Will these be any different? Will they really be sour? Will I ever stop asking questions?

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Haribo Parade : A Parade of Sad Clowns

Haribo knows gummies, and they know sour. Hell, they even know bananas. But do they know licorice?

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Welch’s Filled Licorice : You Know What I’m Gonna Say, Right?

Will we like this filled licorice? Have we EVER liked filled licorice?

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Twizzlers Cherry Nibs : Blue Collar Red Licorice

Excuse me, but your nibs smell JUST a bit funky. Just sayin'

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Haribo Sali-Kritz : Good & Plenty the German Way

Last week I reviewed the crappy Outback Beans.  They were a horrible stab at the Good & Fruity concept: candy...

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Outback Beans

We loves us somes licorice. And candy coated? Delight, right?

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Aussie Style Licorice : Pineapple and Marionberry

Anyone ever heard of a Marionberry? Licorice intrigues me.

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Ingrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)

You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.

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Haribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ’em.

Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado.  They’re...

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You’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites

I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks.  Strictly business. Being in the...

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2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular

The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!

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Darrell Lea and Natural Vines: Licor-esque

Candy is dandy but Licorice is ridicorous.

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I can’t tell you the name of this review, it’s that lame.

This review has nothing to do with showgirls, Vegas, or show tunes.

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Sallos “Extra Stark” Licorice Hard Candy

I wanted these to be great, and while they're not, they're not bad at all.

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Villosa Sallos Black & White Licorice : This Aint Yo Momma’s Good & Plenty!

I used to love Good & Plenty. Now, I'm ruined. These take licorice to the HNL.

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Twizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles

Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.

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Katjes Chile Heringe: Umm …. I f*&^ing LOVE these

Dammit if the Dutch aren't just super right on. They make great licorice. They aren't afraid of really pushing anise. They don't pretend to cater to children. They play to adults. And they use salt. Like all good cooks.

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Ireland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???

Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?

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Grape Vines: They’re Purptastic!

These taste like purple, and it's perfectly logical for today's candy enthusiast to only want authentic, all natural, chardonnay-esque, only organic, non-fructose, raw cane grape candy. I feel you. But personally I love fake grape.

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Red Vines Super Ropes Realize Candy Engineering Yet Enhance Backfat

The iPhone can't make phone calls, but Red Vines are engineering straws? What a world.

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“Twilight” Can Kiss My Ass, And So Can These.

I love Haribo. I love Gummies. I love licorice. Yet I hate myself, why?

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Nothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.

Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?

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Boys on the Town Talking Tappsy

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UK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.

Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?

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UK Sweets – Eat A Black, Jack, Do it Again…

Review By : Jonny Last weekend my wife went to Las Cruces, New Mexico to visit her long time friend Kathleen, who...

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Kenny’s Fruit Twists – Are you into sweaty fake licorice?

KENNY!!!! .......... KENNY!!!!!!!!!

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Darrell Lea Red Candy They Call Licorice

If it's red, it's not licorice. DOES EVERYBODY GET THIS YET?

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Black Ace Licorice – all retro organic like when we were kids!

I’m living in a temporary abode with the family since there is some work being done on our house. We’re in...

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Red Vines – The Candy That Started It All…

They'll always be a place in my heart & pantry for these things.

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Good & Plenty Are Both

Under-rated. Always. Don't forget that.

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Haribo “Piratos”

I love licorice, but these? Not so much.

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Twizzlers – The best, shittiest candy around!

Good vs. Bad. Microsoft vs. Apple. Monsters vs. Aliens. Coke vs. Pepsi. But most importantly...Twizzlers vs. Red Vines- does the Twiz even stand a chance?

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