We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Haribo Tagada Pink’s Got No Stink

PINK

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Haribo Jelly Boobs Sharp Ginger

Yeah.  That’s what these translate to using Google Translate.  It’s nice to know there’s so much...

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Haribo Strawberries & Cream : Underrated and Delightful

I get the whole Strawberries thing, but I'm not playing tennis over here-don't need or want the cream. Blech. Oh, the CANDY Strawberries & Cream? Oh, I see.

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Haribo Blumen Zauber. More Fuc*i$g Marshmallow?

Joy! More cream!

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Haribo Sour Mango : Bust Out The Credit Card

Simply put: a hall of fame candy. If you like sour and you like mango, then this is for you.

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Haribo Parade : A Parade of Sad Clowns

Haribo knows gummies, and they know sour. Hell, they even know bananas. But do they know licorice?

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Haribo Alphabet Letters : The Sweet Way to Lern to Spell

Can you spell "damn good"?

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Haribo Sali-Kritz : Good & Plenty the German Way

Last week I reviewed the crappy Outback Beans.  They were a horrible stab at the Good & Fruity concept: candy...

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Haribo Bananas – Ryan Gosling’s Favorite

I recently read an interview with Ryan Gosling- because I’m on vacation and there’s shitty magazines like...

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Haribo Raspberries

They're from Haribo, and you can get them anywhere. That's the good news. Are they worth buying though?

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End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy

A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.

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Haribo Sour Zoo Are A Delight.

If only mammals tasted this good in real life.

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Haribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ’em.

Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado.  They’re...

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Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!

Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...

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Haribo Lemon Ginger Gummies

Lemony Gingery Delights from Germany

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Haribo Wine Gums – Awesome Nipples

I did a jig of joy in my head when I found these. Black Currant for the wine! (too clever?)

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2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular

The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!

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Baseball and Rodents – Haribo Susse Mause

Mice never tasted so...horrible.

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Haribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?

Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form

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Haribo Tropifrutti: Sweet Dreams Aren’t Made of These

When my fantasies all came true the other day ... which started with Haribo sending me an email saying "can we send you candy?" and me sending one back saying, "Uh YAH." ... and then the candy arrived and angels started singing...I just ripped ope the bag and dug me right in! And then? hmmmm

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Haribo Mini Rainbow Frogs: Buy. These. Now.

Haribo Mini Rainbow Frogs: I refuse to write a long post about these. Why? Because like sex, it's better experienced than read about.

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Rock Band, Yogurt and Haribo Jogi Bussi

The crowd goes wild. Haribo Jogi Bussi is pretty darn good. Thick gummy texture. Haribo's signiture fruity flavors and a twist - these are actually filled with liquid yogurt. They also have that layer of foam on the bottom that seems perfect as an addition to Haribo's gummy's but too much when its the main course. This all worked perfectly for me.

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Haribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint

The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!

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“Twilight” Can Kiss My Ass, And So Can These.

I love Haribo. I love Gummies. I love licorice. Yet I hate myself, why?

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Soda Flavored Gummy Rolls – Haribo Style

Haribo's cola flavored snails look nothing like snails. But the taste? EXACTLY like them! Er...wait.

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It’s Phantasia! With Genitalia!

It's a magical, phantastic, phantasiatic adventure!

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Haribo Fruity-Bussi : So Soft & Juicy, They Make Me All Loosy Goosey!

Another goo-filled gummy: but this time, it's from Haribo, beeeyatch!

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Haribo Primavera Is NOT Pasta, Apparently.

If Strawberry Quick had a candy version, this would be it.

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Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.

Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.

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UK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.

Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?

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Don’t tell Dr. Drew: I’m addicted to Coke! (bottles)

Not all gummi coke bottles are created equal. Haribo ain't run-of-the-mill cola taste. Plus the texture is delish.

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Sour Cherry On Wayward Son…

I'm a Haribo apologist. So I'm gonna like these. But don't call em 'sour.' They ain't.

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Haribo Fruit Salad – Block Rockin’ Treats

You need to read this. This one's a keeper.

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Haribo Gold Bears: Not Unlike Sex

Seriously - I'd make candy love to these things.

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Crazy Pop’s New Haribo Find

This isn't a review. I just want one.

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I Love My Pickle

Might need to move to Europe to get these. But then it might be worth it. They got warm beer over there too.

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Haribo “Piratos”

I love licorice, but these? Not so much.

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Haribo Perl-Eier (Pearl Eggs)

Eewwyuuuck.

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Smurfs

Smurf candy. And I liked them. 'Nuff said?

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If it isn’t Haribo. It isn’t.

Holy hot chicks who love Haribo. I'll take two, please.

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