Haribo Dinosaurs: Can we take a little credit here?

Reviewed by Matty on Oct 21, 2013

The only thing extinct about these Haribo Dinosaurs is the bag I just inhaled.

Haribo Sour Tongues : “Sweaties”

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 7, 2013

What's your opinion about candy that sweats?

Haribo Smurfs: The American Version

Reviewed by Matty on Apr 8, 2013

When you want to eat animated characters, start here

Tahoe City Chocolates, Munch, and Old Faithful Peanut Clusters

Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 1, 2013

Come with me, won't you, as I take a stroll through the aisles of Tahoe City Chocolates, and uncover som gems old and new.

Haribo Christmas

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 25, 2012

I was actually a 4th alternate on trombone for the 1984 recording of "Do They Know it's Christmas?". Didn't make the cut. Still brag about it, though.

Haribo Sour S’ghettti

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 29, 2012

In a world where virtually no Haribo is available to us lame-o Americans...this bag says "hell no!" and begs to arrive at your doorstep

Haribo Jelly Boobs Sharp Ginger

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 15, 2012

Yeah.  That’s what these translate to using Google Translate.  It’s nice to know there’s so much...

Haribo Blumen Zauber. More Fuc*i$g Marshmallow?

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 11, 2012

Joy! More cream!

Haribo Parade : A Parade of Sad Clowns

Reviewed by Jonny on May 9, 2012

Haribo knows gummies, and they know sour. Hell, they even know bananas. But do they know licorice?

Haribo Sali-Kritz : Good & Plenty the German Way

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 23, 2012

Last week I reviewed the crappy Outback Beans.  They were a horrible stab at the Good & Fruity concept: candy...

Haribo Raspberries

Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 1, 2012

They're from Haribo, and you can get them anywhere. That's the good news. Are they worth buying though?

Haribo Sour Zoo Are A Delight.

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 21, 2011

If only mammals tasted this good in real life.

Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 13, 2011

Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...

Haribo Wine Gums – Awesome Nipples

Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 25, 2011

I did a jig of joy in my head when I found these. Black Currant for the wine! (too clever?)

Baseball and Rodents – Haribo Susse Mause

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 22, 2010

Mice never tasted so...horrible.

Haribo Tropifrutti: Sweet Dreams Aren’t Made of These

Reviewed by Matty on Sep 30, 2010

When my fantasies all came true the other day ... which started with Haribo sending me an email saying "can we send you candy?" and me sending one back saying, "Uh YAH." ... and then the candy arrived and angels started singing...I just ripped ope the bag and dug me right in! And then? hmmmm

Haribo Mini Rainbow Frogs: Buy. These. Now.

Reviewed by Matty on Jul 23, 2010

Haribo Mini Rainbow Frogs: I refuse to write a long post about these. Why? Because like sex, it's better experienced than read about.

Rock Band, Yogurt and Haribo Jogi Bussi

Reviewed by Scotty on Feb 8, 2010

The crowd goes wild. Haribo Jogi Bussi is pretty darn good. Thick gummy texture. Haribo's signiture fruity flavors and a twist - these are actually filled with liquid yogurt. They also have that layer of foam on the bottom that seems perfect as an addition to Haribo's gummy's but too much when its the main course. This all worked perfectly for me.

“Twilight” Can Kiss My Ass, And So Can These.

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 20, 2009

I love Haribo. I love Gummies. I love licorice. Yet I hate myself, why?

Haribo Bumix: Bad name. Bad candy.

Reviewed by Matty on Oct 11, 2009

Haribo Fruity-Bussi : So Soft & Juicy, They Make Me All Loosy Goosey!

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 13, 2009

Another goo-filled gummy: but this time, it's from Haribo, beeeyatch!

Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 12, 2009

Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.

Don’t tell Dr. Drew: I’m addicted to Coke! (bottles)

Reviewed by Matty on Feb 27, 2009

Not all gummi coke bottles are created equal. Haribo ain't run-of-the-mill cola taste. Plus the texture is delish.

You say “Haribo Fruit Wheels”, I say “Rotella”, let’s call the whole thing off……

Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 31, 2009

Wheels in my mouth, keep on turnin'...

Haribo Gold Bears: Not Unlike Sex

Reviewed by Matty on Jan 10, 2009

Seriously - I'd make candy love to these things.