Thursday, September 9, 2010

Candygurus

We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Archive for the ‘Haribo’ Category

Haribo Fruity Frutti: Of COURSE it’s good

Posted by Matty On July - 30 - 2010

I found new Haribo. How often do Jonny and I bitch about there not being more types of Haribo? ALL THE TIME. And now there is. It’s really quite remarkable. Watch the vid and you’ll get revved up to seek out Fruity Fruttis. Trust me on this – they’re good.

Haribo Mini Rainbow Frogs: Buy. These. Now.

Posted by Matty On July - 23 - 2010

Haribo Mini Rainbow Frogs: I refuse to write a long post about these. Why? Because like sex, it’s better experienced than read about.

Haribo Happy Cola Lemon Fresh-They’re Not NOT “Avatar!”

Posted by Jonny On February - 17 - 2010

Best. Gummy. Ever?

Rock Band, Yogurt and Haribo Jogi Bussi

Posted by Scotty On February - 8 - 2010

The crowd goes wild. Haribo Jogi Bussi is pretty darn good. Thick gummy texture. Haribo’s signiture fruity flavors and a twist – these are actually filled with liquid yogurt. They also have that layer of foam on the bottom that seems perfect as an addition to Haribo’s gummy’s but too much when its the main course. This all worked perfectly for me.

Haribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint

Posted by Jonny On December - 4 - 2009

The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!

“Twilight” Can Kiss My Ass, And So Can These.

Posted by Jonny On November - 20 - 2009

I love Haribo. I love Gummies. I love licorice. Yet I hate myself, why?

Soda Flavored Gummy Rolls – Haribo Style

Posted by Jonny On October - 28 - 2009

Haribo’s cola flavored snails look nothing like snails. But the taste? EXACTLY like them! Er…wait.

Haribo Bumix: Bad name. Bad candy.

Posted by Matty On October - 11 - 2009

If this was the first and only thing you ever ate from Haribo you might hold a grudge or swear off German candy forever. Jonny, Scotty and I review these badboys on video.

It’s Phantasia! With Genitalia!

Posted by Jonny On September - 23 - 2009

It’s a magical, phantastic, phantasiatic adventure!

Another goo-filled gummy: but this time, it’s from Haribo, beeeyatch!

Haribo Primavera Is NOT Pasta, Apparently.

Posted by Jonny On September - 9 - 2009

If Strawberry Quick had a candy version, this would be it.

Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.

UK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.

Posted by Matty On April - 24 - 2009

Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?

Don’t tell Dr. Drew: I’m addicted to Coke! (bottles)

Posted by Matty On February - 27 - 2009

Not all gummi coke bottles are created equal. Haribo ain’t run-of-the-mill cola taste. Plus the texture is delish.

Sour Cherry On Wayward Son…

Posted by Matty On February - 3 - 2009

I’m a Haribo apologist. So I’m gonna like these. But don’t call em ’sour.’ They ain’t.

Wheels in my mouth, keep on turnin’…

Haribo Fruit Salad – Block Rockin’ Treats

Posted by Jonny On January - 24 - 2009

You need to read this. This one’s a keeper.

Haribo Gold Bears: Not Unlike Sex

Posted by Matty On January - 10 - 2009

Seriously – I’d make candy love to these things.

Crazy Pop’s New Haribo Find

Posted by Matty On September - 23 - 2008

This isn’t a review. I just want one.

I Love My Pickle

Posted by Matty On August - 27 - 2008

Might need to move to Europe to get these. But then it might be worth it. They got warm beer over there too.

Haribo “Piratos”

Posted by Jonny On July - 14 - 2008

I love licorice, but these? Not so much.

Haribo Perl-Eier (Pearl Eggs)

Posted by Jonny On July - 12 - 2008

Eewwyuuuck.

Smurfs

Posted by Matty On June - 13 - 2008

Smurf candy. And I liked them. ‘Nuff said?

If it isn’t Haribo. It isn’t.

Posted by Matty On June - 11 - 2008

Holy hot chicks who love Haribo. I’ll take two, please.