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Haribo Tangfastics

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 21, 2014

It figures that one of Haribo's top brands is a sour offering. But IS IT SOUR ENOUGH? Is anything?

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Video Review: Haribo Jogi-Fari (A Taste of Delight, Apparently)

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 4, 2014

This time, the Jr. Gurus are right on the nose- these are amazing.

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Haribo Fan Gums Brazil : GOALLLLLLLLL!!! (or perhaps not)

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 20, 2014

He shoots, and he sco- wait. No, I....don't think he scored at all. Look away.

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WordCount Wednesdays: Haribo COaLA-Tatzen

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 18, 2014

The only reason this candy was made was for some jacked up Product Manager to get his pun implemented on a bag of candy.

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Wordcount Wednesdays: Haribo at Halalville.com

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 4, 2014

Love Haribo and other gummies, but not so much with the pig hoof? We feel ya.

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Word count Wednesdays: Haribo Funny Cubes

Reviewed by Matty on May 21, 2014

Haribo Funny Cubes. Basically square but not funny at all. #ButStill

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WordCount Wednesdays: Haribo Happy Cola (German Filled Variety)

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 30, 2014

This is Germany's "filled" variation on the classic Haribo treat "Happy Cola".

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Haribo Clown Fish. Sad, sad Clowns.

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 19, 2014

These are safe to eat without cooking first. I checked.

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Haribo Dinosaurs: Can we take a little credit here?

Reviewed by Matty on Oct 21, 2013

The only thing extinct about these Haribo Dinosaurs is the bag I just inhaled.

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Haribo Juicy Gold Bears

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 18, 2013

Take the best Gummy Bears ever. Now, mess with them. Add cool flavors. Real juice. Whaddaya get? Absolute SHITE. Just kidding, tee hee!

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Haribo Sour Tongues : “Sweaties”

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 7, 2013

What's your opinion about candy that sweats?

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Haribo Schneck Lecker: Simply, Gummy Snails

Reviewed by Matty on Jun 3, 2013

An unappealing mollusk as candy. What'll they think of next?!

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Haribo Smurfs: The American Version

Reviewed by Matty on Apr 8, 2013

When you want to eat animated characters, start here

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Haribo Goliath : Gigantor Black Licorice From The Champs

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 1, 2013

This is what standard, basic licorice SHOULD taste like. Usually not so much. But in this case, yes!

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Tahoe City Chocolates, Munch, and Old Faithful Peanut Clusters

Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 1, 2013

Come with me, won't you, as I take a stroll through the aisles of Tahoe City Chocolates, and uncover som gems old and new.

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Haribo Jelly Beans : Yet Another Player in the Bean Game

Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 25, 2013

We’ve reviewed and spoken about jelly beans quite a bit round these parts. Every year before Easter rolls...

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Haribo Christmas

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 25, 2012

I was actually a 4th alternate on trombone for the 1984 recording of "Do They Know it's Christmas?". Didn't make the cut. Still brag about it, though.

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Haribo Smurfs & Haribo Sour Smurfs : A Tale of Two Different Blue Little Shits

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 6, 2012

In the Smurf show and movie, they all use "smurf" as a verb, so I'm gonnna Smurf the same.

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Haribo Sour S’ghettti

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 29, 2012

In a world where virtually no Haribo is available to us lame-o Americans...this bag says "hell no!" and begs to arrive at your doorstep

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Haribo Tagada Pink’s Got No Stink

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 1, 2012

We reviewed Haribo’s “Primavera” candies a while back, and I liked them. A lot. Little did I know...

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Haribo Jelly Boobs Sharp Ginger

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 15, 2012

Yeah. That’s what these translate to using Google Translate. It’s nice to know there’s so much...

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Haribo Strawberries & Cream : Underrated and Delightful

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 20, 2012

I get the whole Strawberries thing, but I'm not playing tennis over here-don't need or want the cream. Blech. Oh, the CANDY Strawberries & Cream? Oh, I see.

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Haribo Blumen Zauber. More Fuc*i$g Marshmallow?

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 11, 2012

Joy! More cream!

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Haribo Sour Mango : Bust Out The Credit Card

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 1, 2012

Simply put: a hall of fame candy. If you like sour and you like mango, then this is for you.

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Haribo Parade : A Parade of Sad Clowns

Reviewed by Jonny on May 9, 2012

Haribo knows gummies, and they know sour. Hell, they even know bananas. But do they know licorice?

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Haribo Alphabet Letters : The Sweet Way to Lern to Spell

Reviewed by Jonny on May 2, 2012

Can you spell "damn good"?

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Haribo Sali-Kritz : Good & Plenty the German Way

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 23, 2012

Last week I reviewed the crappy Outback Beans. They were a horrible stab at the Good & Fruity concept: candy...

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Haribo Bananas – Ryan Gosling’s Favorite

Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 24, 2012

I recently read an interview with Ryan Gosling- because I’m on vacation and there’s shitty magazines like...

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Haribo Raspberries

Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 1, 2012

They're from Haribo, and you can get them anywhere. That's the good news. Are they worth buying though?

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End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 30, 2011

A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.

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Haribo Sour Zoo Are A Delight.

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 21, 2011

If only mammals tasted this good in real life.

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Haribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 28, 2011

Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado. They’re...

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Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 13, 2011

Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...

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Haribo Lemon Ginger Gummies

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 4, 2011

Lemony Gingery Delights from Germany

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Haribo Wine Gums – Awesome Nipples

Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 25, 2011

I did a jig of joy in my head when I found these. Black Currant for the wine! (too clever?)

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2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular

Reviewed by Matty on Dec 13, 2010

The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!

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Baseball and Rodents – Haribo Susse Mause

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 22, 2010

Mice never tasted so...horrible.

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Haribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 13, 2010

Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form

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Haribo Tropifrutti: Sweet Dreams Aren’t Made of These

Reviewed by Matty on Sep 30, 2010

When my fantasies all came true the other day ... which started with Haribo sending me an email saying "can we send you candy?" and me sending one back saying, "Uh YAH." ... and then the candy arrived and angels started singing...I just ripped ope the bag and dug me right in! And then? hmmmm

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Haribo Fruity Frutti: Of COURSE it’s good

Reviewed by Matty on Jul 30, 2010

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Haribo Mini Rainbow Frogs: Buy. These. Now.

Reviewed by Matty on Jul 23, 2010

Haribo Mini Rainbow Frogs: I refuse to write a long post about these. Why? Because like sex, it's better experienced than read about.

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Haribo Happy Cola Lemon Fresh-They’re Not NOT “Avatar!”

Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 17, 2010

Best. Gummy. Ever?

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Rock Band, Yogurt and Haribo Jogi Bussi

Reviewed by Scotty on Feb 8, 2010

The crowd goes wild. Haribo Jogi Bussi is pretty darn good. Thick gummy texture. Haribo's signiture fruity flavors and a twist - these are actually filled with liquid yogurt. They also have that layer of foam on the bottom that seems perfect as an addition to Haribo's gummy's but too much when its the main course. This all worked perfectly for me.

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