Haribo | Candy Gurus

Haribo Gold Bears – 2 potential new flavors

Reviewed by Jonny on May 5, 2017

Haribo is considering a new flavor for their iconic Gold Bears, and you get to choose what it is.

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Haribo Orangina

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 20, 2017

The drink was super 80's. And that makes it glorious.

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Haribo Twin Snakes

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 24, 2017

Gummy snakes are no new thing: but these are.

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Haribo Liquorice Favourites

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 30, 2016

Favorites? Favourites? Licorice? Liquorice?

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Haribo Miami: Saure & Fizztaztic

Reviewed by Matty on Sep 27, 2016

Haribo is to Sour as Fruity is to __________

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Haribo Pasta Flagga Fizz

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 5, 2016

We spoke, and Haribo listened. These basically are the Candy Gurus' version of a previous Haribo product. Sort of.

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Haribo Spaghetti Fizz

Reviewed by Jonny on May 7, 2016

It's truly possible that this spaghetti is better for you than real spaghetti.

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Haribo Spaghetti

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 23, 2016

Sometimes, things look just like they taste

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Everything Old is New Again: Haribo Pinkie & Lilly Owls

Reviewed by Matty on Apr 4, 2016

It may not be totally different from other Haribo but why does it need to be? Can it be ok for us NOT TO INNOVATE EVERY FREAKING TIME WE DO A N Y T H I N G? yeahokthanks.

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Haribo DJ Brause

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 21, 2016

Is dj'ing even still cool?

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Haribo Little Fuckin’ Cupcakes

Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 23, 2016

Gonna get right to it: absolute crap fest.

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Haribo Ringe-Mix

Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 20, 2016

When your children's children read this, they'll remember it as the day rings were freed from the single-note tyranny of the peach.

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Haribo Fruity Farm

Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 12, 2016

Nothing much happening here on the farm...just a lot of eating each other.

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The Online Sweet Company

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 15, 2015

We got fish, shrimp, and American gums today.

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Maoam Kracher Blue

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 11, 2015

This blue is maybe the best blue.

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Haribo Barchen-Parchen (Sweet & Sour)

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 31, 2015

Hairdo makes a lot of varieties, and some are just ok. These? These are one you want to track down STAT.

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Haribo Minions

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 11, 2015

It's time for this guy to pull back the curtain a bit & let you into my real life.

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Haribo Saure Schnuller (Sour Pacifiers)

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 9, 2015

As a child, I needed something to stick in my mouth. Now, as an adult, I need something to stick in my mouth.

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MUNCHPAK!!!!

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 1, 2015

Who doesn't want a box of snacks delivered to them monthly?

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Haribo Creamy Ice

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 24, 2015

Sometimes, when you're craving ice cream.....you should just buy ice cream.

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Haribo…From Austria! Because It Exists

Reviewed by Jonny on May 14, 2015

Did you KNOW that Austria produced Haribo? Did you know that said bears are clingy and potentially creepy?

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Haribo Sauer Fizzy Smurfs: Sour video review

Reviewed by Matty on Apr 13, 2015

Haribo and smurfs: Another go at making candy from a 70's cartoon show...

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Haribo Gold Bears FAN EDITION!!!

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 6, 2015

Haribo let their fans pick new flavors. This should be a national holiday.

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It’s a Haribo Crazy Jungle Out There

Reviewed by Matty on Jan 16, 2015

Read about gummies that you'd like but you'll never find. Unless you are German. Then they'll be at the gas station probably.

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Haribo Christmas Bears

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 15, 2014

No one isn't amused with bears wearing hats. Or sweaters.

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Haribo Sour Gold Bears: Howdimissthis

Reviewed by Matty on Oct 27, 2014

How in god's good name did Haribo put out some SOUR gold bears and I was like whoa?

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Haribo Tangfastics

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 21, 2014

It figures that one of Haribo's top brands is a sour offering. But IS IT SOUR ENOUGH? Is anything?

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Video Review: Haribo Jogi-Fari (A Taste of Delight, Apparently)

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 4, 2014

This time, the Jr. Gurus are right on the nose- these are amazing.

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Haribo Fan Gums Brazil : GOALLLLLLLLL!!! (or perhaps not)

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 20, 2014

He shoots, and he sco- wait. No, I....don't think he scored at all. Look away.

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Haribo COaLA-Tatzen

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 18, 2014

The only reason this candy was made was for some jacked up Product Manager to get his pun implemented on a bag of candy.

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Haribo at Halalville.com

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 4, 2014

Love Haribo and other gummies, but not so much with the pig hoof? We feel ya.

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Word count Wednesdays: Haribo Funny Cubes

Reviewed by Matty on May 21, 2014

Haribo Funny Cubes. Basically square but not funny at all. #ButStill

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Haribo Happy Cola (German Filled Variety)

Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 30, 2014

This is Germany's "filled" variation on the classic Haribo treat "Happy Cola".

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Haribo Clown Fish. Sad, sad Clowns.

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 19, 2014

These are safe to eat without cooking first. I checked.

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Haribo Dinosaurs: Can we take a little credit here?

Reviewed by Matty on Oct 21, 2013

The only thing extinct about these Haribo Dinosaurs is the bag I just inhaled.

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Haribo Juicy Gold Bears

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 18, 2013

Take the best Gummy Bears ever. Now, mess with them. Add cool flavors. Real juice. Whaddaya get? Absolute SHITE. Just kidding, tee hee!

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Haribo Sour Tongues : “Sweaties”

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 7, 2013

What's your opinion about candy that sweats?

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Haribo Schneck Lecker: Simply, Gummy Snails

Reviewed by Matty on Jun 3, 2013

An unappealing mollusk as candy. What'll they think of next?!

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Haribo Smurfs: The American Version

Reviewed by Matty on Apr 8, 2013

When you want to eat animated characters, start here

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Haribo Goliath : Gigantor Black Licorice From The Champs

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 1, 2013

This is what standard, basic licorice SHOULD taste like. Usually not so much. But in this case, yes!

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Tahoe City Chocolates, Munch, and Old Faithful Peanut Clusters

Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 1, 2013

Come with me, won't you, as I take a stroll through the aisles of Tahoe City Chocolates, and uncover som gems old and new.

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Haribo Jelly Beans : Yet Another Player in the Bean Game

Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 25, 2013

We’ve reviewed and spoken about jelly beans quite a bit round these parts. Every year before Easter rolls...

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Haribo Christmas

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 25, 2012

I was actually a 4th alternate on trombone for the 1984 recording of "Do They Know it's Christmas?". Didn't make the cut. Still brag about it, though.

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Haribo Smurfs & Haribo Sour Smurfs : A Tale of Two Different Blue Little Shits

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 6, 2012

In the Smurf show and movie, they all use "smurf" as a verb, so I'm gonnna Smurf the same.

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Haribo Sour S’ghettti

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 29, 2012

In a world where virtually no Haribo is available to us lame-o Americans...this bag says "hell no!" and begs to arrive at your doorstep

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Haribo Tagada Pink’s Got No Stink

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 1, 2012

We reviewed Haribo’s “Primavera” candies a while back, and I liked them. A lot. Little did I know...

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Haribo Jelly Boobs Sharp Ginger

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 15, 2012

Yeah. That’s what these translate to using Google Translate. It’s nice to know there’s so much...

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Haribo Strawberries & Cream : Underrated and Delightful

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 20, 2012

I get the whole Strawberries thing, but I'm not playing tennis over here-don't need or want the cream. Blech. Oh, the CANDY Strawberries & Cream? Oh, I see.

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