Haribo Dinosaurs: Can we take a little credit here?
The only thing extinct about these Haribo Dinosaurs is the bag I just inhaled.
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Haribo Juicy Gold Bears
Take the best Gummy Bears ever. Now, mess with them. Add cool flavors. Real juice. Whaddaya get? Absolute SHITE. Just kidding, tee hee!
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Haribo Schneck Lecker: Simply, Gummy Snails
An unappealing mollusk as candy. What'll they think of next?!
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Haribo Smurfs: The American Version
When you want to eat animated characters, start here
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Haribo Goliath : Gigantor Black Licorice From The Champs
This is what standard, basic licorice SHOULD taste like. Usually not so much. But in this case, yes!
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Tahoe City Chocolates, Munch, and Old Faithful Peanut Clusters
Come with me, won't you, as I take a stroll through the aisles of Tahoe City Chocolates, and uncover som gems old and new.
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Haribo Jelly Beans : Yet Another Player in the Bean Game
We’ve reviewed and spoken about jelly beans quite a bit round these parts. Every year before Easter rolls...
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Haribo Christmas
I was actually a 4th alternate on trombone for the 1984 recording of "Do They Know it's Christmas?". Didn't make the cut. Still brag about it, though.
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Haribo Smurfs & Haribo Sour Smurfs : A Tale of Two Different Blue Little Shits
In the Smurf show and movie, they all use "smurf" as a verb, so I'm gonnna Smurf the same.
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Haribo Sour S’ghettti
In a world where virtually no Haribo is available to us lame-o Americans...this bag says "hell no!" and begs to arrive at your doorstep
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Haribo Tagada Pink’s Got No Stink
We reviewed Haribo’s “Primavera” candies a while back, and I liked them. A lot. Little did I know...
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Haribo Jelly Boobs Sharp Ginger
Yeah. That’s what these translate to using Google Translate. It’s nice to know there’s so much...
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Haribo Strawberries & Cream : Underrated and Delightful
I get the whole Strawberries thing, but I'm not playing tennis over here-don't need or want the cream. Blech. Oh, the CANDY Strawberries & Cream? Oh, I see.
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Haribo Sour Mango : Bust Out The Credit Card
Simply put: a hall of fame candy. If you like sour and you like mango, then this is for you.
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Haribo Parade : A Parade of Sad Clowns
Haribo knows gummies, and they know sour. Hell, they even know bananas. But do they know licorice?
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Haribo Sali-Kritz : Good & Plenty the German Way
Last week I reviewed the crappy Outback Beans. They were a horrible stab at the Good & Fruity concept: candy...
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Haribo Bananas – Ryan Gosling’s Favorite
I recently read an interview with Ryan Gosling- because I’m on vacation and there’s shitty magazines like...
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Haribo Raspberries
They're from Haribo, and you can get them anywhere. That's the good news. Are they worth buying though?
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End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy
A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.
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Haribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.
Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado. They’re...
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Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!
Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...
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Haribo Wine Gums – Awesome Nipples
I did a jig of joy in my head when I found these. Black Currant for the wine! (too clever?)
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2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular
The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!
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Haribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?
Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form
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Haribo Tropifrutti: Sweet Dreams Aren’t Made of These
When my fantasies all came true the other day ... which started with Haribo sending me an email saying "can we send you candy?" and me sending one back saying, "Uh YAH." ... and then the candy arrived and angels started singing...I just ripped ope the bag and dug me right in! And then? hmmmm
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Haribo Mini Rainbow Frogs: Buy. These. Now.
Haribo Mini Rainbow Frogs: I refuse to write a long post about these. Why? Because like sex, it's better experienced than read about.
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Rock Band, Yogurt and Haribo Jogi Bussi
The crowd goes wild. Haribo Jogi Bussi is pretty darn good. Thick gummy texture. Haribo's signiture fruity flavors and a twist - these are actually filled with liquid yogurt. They also have that layer of foam on the bottom that seems perfect as an addition to Haribo's gummy's but too much when its the main course. This all worked perfectly for me.
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Haribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint
The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!
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“Twilight” Can Kiss My Ass, And So Can These.
I love Haribo. I love Gummies. I love licorice. Yet I hate myself, why?
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Soda Flavored Gummy Rolls – Haribo Style
Haribo's cola flavored snails look nothing like snails. But the taste? EXACTLY like them! Er...wait.
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Haribo Fruity-Bussi : So Soft & Juicy, They Make Me All Loosy Goosey!
Another goo-filled gummy: but this time, it's from Haribo, beeeyatch!
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Haribo Primavera Is NOT Pasta, Apparently.
If Strawberry Quick had a candy version, this would be it.
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Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.
Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.
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UK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.
Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?
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Don’t tell Dr. Drew: I’m addicted to Coke! (bottles)
Not all gummi coke bottles are created equal. Haribo ain't run-of-the-mill cola taste. Plus the texture is delish.
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Sour Cherry On Wayward Son…
I'm a Haribo apologist. So I'm gonna like these. But don't call em 'sour.' They ain't.
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You say “Haribo Fruit Wheels”, I say “Rotella”, let’s call the whole thing off……
Wheels in my mouth, keep on turnin'...
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