We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Haribo Spaghetti Fizz

It's truly possible that this spaghetti is better for you than real spaghetti.

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Haribo Spaghetti

Sometimes, things look just like they taste

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Everything Old is New Again: Haribo Pinkie & Lilly Owls

It may not be totally different from other Haribo but why does it need to be? Can it be ok for us NOT TO INNOVATE EVERY FREAKING TIME WE DO A N Y T H I N G? yeahokthanks.

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Haribo DJ Brause

Is dj'ing even still cool?

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Haribo Little Fuckin’ Cupcakes

Gonna get right to it: absolute crap fest.

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Haribo Ringe-Mix

When your children's children read this, they'll remember it as the day rings were freed from the single-note tyranny of the peach.

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Haribo Fruity Farm

Nothing much happening here on the farm...just a lot of eating each other.

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The Online Sweet Company

We got fish, shrimp, and American gums today.

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Maoam Kracher Blue

This blue is maybe the best blue.

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Haribo Barchen-Parchen (Sweet & Sour)

Hairdo makes a lot of varieties, and some are just ok. These? These are one you want to track down STAT.

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Haribo Minions

It's time for this guy to pull back the curtain a bit & let you into my real life.

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Haribo Saure Schnuller (Sour Pacifiers)

As a child, I needed something to stick in my mouth. Now, as an adult, I need something to stick in my mouth.

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MUNCHPAK!!!!

Who doesn't want a box of snacks delivered to them monthly?

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Haribo Creamy Ice

Sometimes, when you're craving ice cream.....you should just buy ice cream.

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Haribo…From Austria! Because It Exists

Did you KNOW that Austria produced Haribo? Did you know that said bears are clingy and potentially creepy?

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Haribo Sauer Fizzy Smurfs: Sour video review

Haribo and smurfs: Another go at making candy from a 70's cartoon show...

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Haribo Gold Bears FAN EDITION!!!

Haribo let their fans pick new flavors. This should be a national holiday.

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It’s a Haribo Crazy Jungle Out There

Read about gummies that you'd like but you'll never find. Unless you are German. Then they'll be at the gas station probably.

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Haribo Christmas Bears

No one isn't amused with bears wearing hats. Or sweaters.

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Haribo Sour Gold Bears: Howdimissthis

How in god's good name did Haribo put out some SOUR gold bears and I was like whoa?

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Haribo Tangfastics

It figures that one of Haribo's top brands is a sour offering. But IS IT SOUR ENOUGH? Is anything?

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Video Review: Haribo Jogi-Fari (A Taste of Delight, Apparently)

This time, the Jr. Gurus are right on the nose- these are amazing.

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Haribo Fan Gums Brazil : GOALLLLLLLLL!!! (or perhaps not)

He shoots, and he sco- wait. No, I....don't think he scored at all. Look away.

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Haribo COaLA-Tatzen

The only reason this candy was made was for some jacked up Product Manager to get his pun implemented on a bag of candy.

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Haribo at Halalville.com

Love Haribo and other gummies, but not so much with the pig hoof? We feel ya.

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Word count Wednesdays: Haribo Funny Cubes

Haribo Funny Cubes. Basically square but not funny at all. #ButStill

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Haribo Happy Cola (German Filled Variety)

This is Germany's "filled" variation on the classic Haribo treat "Happy Cola".

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Haribo Clown Fish. Sad, sad Clowns.

These are safe to eat without cooking first. I checked.

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Haribo Dinosaurs: Can we take a little credit here?

The only thing extinct about these Haribo Dinosaurs is the bag I just inhaled.

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Haribo Juicy Gold Bears

Take the best Gummy Bears ever. Now, mess with them. Add cool flavors. Real juice. Whaddaya get? Absolute SHITE. Just kidding, tee hee!

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Haribo Sour Tongues : “Sweaties”

What's your opinion about candy that sweats?

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Haribo Schneck Lecker: Simply, Gummy Snails

An unappealing mollusk as candy. What'll they think of next?!

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Haribo Smurfs: The American Version

When you want to eat animated characters, start here

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Haribo Goliath : Gigantor Black Licorice From The Champs

This is what standard, basic licorice SHOULD taste like. Usually not so much. But in this case, yes!

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Tahoe City Chocolates, Munch, and Old Faithful Peanut Clusters

Come with me, won't you, as I take a stroll through the aisles of Tahoe City Chocolates, and uncover som gems old and new.

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Haribo Jelly Beans : Yet Another Player in the Bean Game

We’ve reviewed and spoken about jelly beans quite a bit round these parts.  Every year before Easter rolls...

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Haribo Christmas

I was actually a 4th alternate on trombone for the 1984 recording of "Do They Know it's Christmas?". Didn't make the cut. Still brag about it, though.

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Haribo Smurfs & Haribo Sour Smurfs : A Tale of Two Different Blue Little Shits

In the Smurf show and movie, they all use "smurf" as a verb, so I'm gonnna Smurf the same.

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Haribo Sour S’ghettti

In a world where virtually no Haribo is available to us lame-o Americans...this bag says "hell no!" and begs to arrive at your doorstep

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Haribo Tagada Pink’s Got No Stink

We reviewed Haribo’s “Primavera” candies a while back, and I liked them. A lot. Little did I know...

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Haribo Jelly Boobs Sharp Ginger

Yeah.  That’s what these translate to using Google Translate.  It’s nice to know there’s so much...

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Haribo Strawberries & Cream : Underrated and Delightful

I get the whole Strawberries thing, but I'm not playing tennis over here-don't need or want the cream. Blech. Oh, the CANDY Strawberries & Cream? Oh, I see.

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Haribo Blumen Zauber. More Fuc*i$g Marshmallow?

Joy! More cream!

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Haribo Sour Mango : Bust Out The Credit Card

Simply put: a hall of fame candy. If you like sour and you like mango, then this is for you.

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Haribo Parade : A Parade of Sad Clowns

Haribo knows gummies, and they know sour. Hell, they even know bananas. But do they know licorice?

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Haribo Alphabet Letters : The Sweet Way to Lern to Spell

Can you spell "damn good"?

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Haribo Sali-Kritz : Good & Plenty the German Way

Last week I reviewed the crappy Outback Beans.  They were a horrible stab at the Good & Fruity concept: candy...

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Haribo Bananas – Ryan Gosling’s Favorite

I recently read an interview with Ryan Gosling- because I’m on vacation and there’s shitty magazines like...

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Haribo Raspberries

They're from Haribo, and you can get them anywhere. That's the good news. Are they worth buying though?

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End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy

A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.

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