Candygurus

What’s the smoothest candy you know. Think about it for a second.
Werther’s Originals of course.
Those things are so slick that if you pop one in your mouth, and don’t grab it with your teeth but then breathe deeply really fast, you’ll suck that bad boy right into your choker. They are so slippery smooth that [...]

Grandma might steal them from you.

“I taste loads of tamarind, and spice and salt.” Which country made the candy I’m eating? Mexico. Of course! Tamarind is to Mexican candy like mustard is to American hot dogs – slopped on there every time whether you want it or not. Vero Mangos though…kinda yums.

If you’re gonna make a fu&*@ing jalapeno lollipop, MAYBE you should put some jalapenos in it? Just an idea.

Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can’t get in America???

Oral fixation never had it so bad…

These things are spicy and it creeps up on you; takes awhile to get there. Maybe 5 full one-one-thousands later and then this great cayenne flavor starts to appear in the back of my throat. Serious pure heat. I likey.

Here’s a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?

Mexico, thou hast forsaken us-up till NOW.

This COULD be the coolest thing ever…or, it could fall on it’s face. Take a guess.

See yourself as the John Mayer of new experiences? Someone who makes love to life like it’s crack cocaine? Then my friend — you are in for a world of tastiness with these choco covered corn nuts.

If you ask my daughter what her favorite baseball team is the answer will probably be the same as the answer to the question what is your favorite dessert or princess dress or shoes or flavor of lollipop or color. PINK. The girl is all about pink and luckily there are at least a half [...]

A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.

Scotty likes nuts n’ bits in his mouth. Oh, and peppermints.

A woman who can run forever gave Scotty some Go Naturally candy that he loves. A lot.

Do you really look forward to eating candy canes? No one else does either. These might change that.

It all started back in the dizzle,  @ 1977.  Me, Matt, Kevin & Darren, crusing to the local grocery store and loading up on cheap candy for the day.  Wacky Wafers?  Check.  Sweet Tarts?  Double Check.  Jolly Rancher Sticks?  Hells Yes.  Raspberry, Apple, Watermelon, Fruit Punch, Pink Lemonade, and of course, Fire.  Always the cheapest [...]

$100 says you can’t finish reading this review–it’s THAT long.

We can’t pronounce the names of any of it, but we can certainly eat it.

How can something so amazing tasting be mediocre?

Hippies can’t make chocolate, but what about lollies??

It’s hard to get excited about a Grandma candy–or IS it?

The most exotic fruit in the world gets the candy treatment! Get your nose ready…

Coffee candy with a jolt. I’m literally flying right now.

These things are more sour than me. Seems impossible I know.

Lollipop meet Bacon. A suckable, lickable heart attack! Plus Ginger and Lemon lollies reviewed. There aint nothin’ like meat and tang.

Shockingly shitty.

Sour through and through. A very good buy.