What’s the smoothest candy you know. Think about it for a second.
Werther’s Originals of course.
Those things are so slick that if you pop one in your mouth, and don’t grab it with your teeth but then breathe deeply really fast, you’ll suck that bad boy right into your choker. They are so slippery smooth that [...]
Archive for the ‘Hard candy’ Category
Bali’s Best Green Tea Latte: Soul Stealing Goodness
Alpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy
Grandma might steal them from you.
Vero Mango: The Red Dirt Flavor Journey
“I taste loads of tamarind, and spice and salt.” Which country made the candy I’m eating? Mexico. Of course! Tamarind is to Mexican candy like mustard is to American hot dogs – slopped on there every time whether you want it or not. Vero Mangos though…kinda yums.
Hotlix Jalapeno Lollipop – Now, With Acetylemine Benzohydrates!
If you’re gonna make a fu&*@ing jalapeno lollipop, MAYBE you should put some jalapenos in it? Just an idea.
Hitschler (NOT Hitler) Dragierte Brause Bonbons – Once Again, We’re Screwed By Germany.
Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can’t get in America???
Wonka “Everlasting” Gobstoppers : “Feh”
Oral fixation never had it so bad…
Donkey Balls’ “Balls of Fire”: Heatin’ Up Yr Nuts
These things are spicy and it creeps up on you; takes awhile to get there. Maybe 5 full one-one-thousands later and then this great cayenne flavor starts to appear in the back of my throat. Serious pure heat. I likey.
Ireland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???
Here’s a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?
The Candygurus Do Mexico
Mexico, thou hast forsaken us-up till NOW.
Scientific Explorer’s Sour Candy Factory Disappoints Children
This COULD be the coolest thing ever…or, it could fall on it’s face. Take a guess.
Sweet & Salty Corn Bits: Make Love to Them
See yourself as the John Mayer of new experiences? Someone who makes love to life like it’s crack cocaine? Then my friend — you are in for a world of tastiness with these choco covered corn nuts.
Chupa Chups – To Suck or not to Suck, that is the Question.
If you ask my daughter what her favorite baseball team is the answer will probably be the same as the answer to the question what is your favorite dessert or princess dress or shoes or flavor of lollipop or color. PINK. The girl is all about pink and luckily there are at least a half [...]
Rock Some Ass With Super Lemon!
A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.
King Leo’s Chocolaty Pillows
Scotty likes nuts n’ bits in his mouth. Oh, and peppermints.
Go Naturally: Non Crap Candy for the Whole Family
A woman who can run forever gave Scotty some Go Naturally candy that he loves. A lot.
King Leo’s Soft Pomegranate Sticks Beat Down Old School Candy Canes
Do you really look forward to eating candy canes? No one else does either. These might change that.
Jolly Rancher Hard Candies: Best In Class
It all started back in the dizzle, @ 1977. Me, Matt, Kevin & Darren, crusing to the local grocery store and loading up on cheap candy for the day. Wacky Wafers? Check. Sweet Tarts? Double Check. Jolly Rancher Sticks? Hells Yes. Raspberry, Apple, Watermelon, Fruit Punch, Pink Lemonade, and of course, Fire. Always the cheapest [...]
Tropical Stormz Tootsie Pops Lollipops, Fantasy Football Style
$100 says you can’t finish reading this review–it’s THAT long.
A Cornucopia of Asian…Candy?
We can’t pronounce the names of any of it, but we can certainly eat it.
Fox’s Glacier Dark Are Amazing Yet Not Comfy
How can something so amazing tasting be mediocre?
Yummy Earth : Hippie Nonsense, or Damn Fine Candies?
Hippies can’t make chocolate, but what about lollies??
Takin’ A Puff With King Leo
It’s hard to get excited about a Grandma candy–or IS it?
My knee AND this Dorian fruit candy both are assholes.
The most exotic fruit in the world gets the candy treatment! Get your nose ready…
Kopiko Coffee Candy: Buzz Report
Coffee candy with a jolt. I’m literally flying right now.
Toxic Waste – A Novel Take on Sour
These things are more sour than me. Seems impossible I know.
Das Lolli Pops – Providin’ Meat and Veg
Lollipop meet Bacon. A suckable, lickable heart attack! Plus Ginger and Lemon lollies reviewed. There aint nothin’ like meat and tang.
Tazzy Jazzy Pops!
Sour through and through. A very good buy.