Rock Band, Yogurt and Haribo Jogi Bussi
The crowd goes wild. Haribo Jogi Bussi is pretty darn good. Thick gummy texture. Haribo's signiture fruity flavors and a twist - these are actually filled with liquid yogurt. They also have that layer of foam on the bottom that seems perfect as an addition to Haribo's gummy's but too much when its the main course. This all worked perfectly for me.
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Juicy Jells: Kids Love Em! But I’m Old…
Juicy Jells from Candy Basket. Soft textured with huge sugar crystals on the outside. Gramma might like these? Jello cubes. Eh.
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Taveners Wine Gums-Finally, Candy For Drunks!
I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.
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Bissinger Gummy Pandas: Overpriced Candy Better Be Damn good!
Organic grapefruit flavored gummies outrageously priced at $4.50 for a 4 ounce bag from Bissinger's - the Choice of Kings and Connoisseurs. Don't want to ruffle any royal feathers - but these ain't worth a king's ransom.
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Rowntrees Juicy Jellies, Yummy Smellies!
If they made cologne that smelled like these, I'd wear the hell out of it.
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Trolli Playmouse Look Like Hobo Puke
Can eating something that looks like puke taste like anything BUT puke?
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Haribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint
The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!
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Lifesavers Sweet Strings N’ Sour Rings-Clever Name, But Do They Suck?
Lifesavers' gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?
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“Twilight” Can Kiss My Ass, And So Can These.
I love Haribo. I love Gummies. I love licorice. Yet I hate myself, why?
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Soda Flavored Gummy Rolls – Haribo Style
Haribo's cola flavored snails look nothing like snails. But the taste? EXACTLY like them! Er...wait.
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Yummy Earth: Granolas with a Taste for Gummis
Organic gummis - whodathunk the greenies could make stellar gummies?
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Choclatique Wins. Period.
How many chocolate companies make products specifically for YOU?
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Rowntree’s Randoms: Dan Sends Yummy UK Gummis
When yr friends send you candy - who needs family?
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Haribo Fruity-Bussi : So Soft & Juicy, They Make Me All Loosy Goosey!
Another goo-filled gummy: but this time, it's from Haribo, beeeyatch!
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Nothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.
Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?
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Skwinkles. Is Tasting Like Ass the Objective Here?
Salsa on candy? Really? Hey Skwinkles: I couldn't not like you less.
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Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.
Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.
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Jolly Rancher Gummies – Just Like the Real Thing
I like a Jolly Rancher enough that I'll follow the happy guy and his little candies wheree'r he goeth.
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Maynards Sours make me go all like “whoah” and “damn!”
I like to pretend it's just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.
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Kasugai Lychee Gummies – Hot Chicks Eat These, Right?
SO you even KNOW what a Lychee IS?
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Don’t tell Dr. Drew: I’m addicted to Coke! (bottles)
Not all gummi coke bottles are created equal. Haribo ain't run-of-the-mill cola taste. Plus the texture is delish.
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Dr. Doolittle’s Precious Freakin’ Grapefruit Pastilles
Oooh! Boutique candy! Break out the wallet.
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Sour Cherry On Wayward Son…
I'm a Haribo apologist. So I'm gonna like these. But don't call em 'sour.' They ain't.
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You say “Haribo Fruit Wheels”, I say “Rotella”, let’s call the whole thing off……
Wheels in my mouth, keep on turnin'...
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Starburst Gummibursts – Some foul ass shit, partner.
You might want to read this before buying.
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Sour Gummy Pop Corn is Seriously Freaking Me Out, Man
I never had so much fun as I did when reviewing this candy. Except maybe the first time I got laid.
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Rowntrees Wine Gums : My Favorite Candy, Period.
Seriously, this is about as good as it gets.
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