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Ramune Gummies: Flower Power Pop

Reviewed by Matty on May 15, 2013

More soda gummies but there ain't no coke in these

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Båren Company: Coffee Gummi Bears are Buzzin

Reviewed by Matty on May 8, 2013

I'm so tired. I need a gummy bear. Stat.

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Trolli Sour Stixi

Reviewed by Jonny on May 2, 2013

With a pretty unique consistency, this offering from Trolli continues their track record of excellence overseas

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Haribo Smurfs: The American Version

Reviewed by Matty on Apr 8, 2013

When you want to eat animated characters, start here

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Jolly Rancher Sour Bunnies: Annual Gel Fest? Eh.

Reviewed by Matty on Apr 1, 2013

There was a time when Jolly Rancher was a one-trick pony – hard brick candies in watermelon, green apple, cherry,...

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Fruchtgummi Vom Feinstein is NOT a Jewish Vampire. It’s an amazing candy confectioner that you need to know about NOW.

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 28, 2013

Flavor combinations that put what we're used to eating to shame....

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Trolli Gummi Rocks…..Rock.

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 4, 2013

Gummi inside, "hard" sour shell outside. New concept, and I LIKE IT.

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Trolli Valentine Mix: Sour Gummi Candy be Dandy

Reviewed by Matty on Feb 6, 2013

Don't lie to me about what your candy tastes like. I'm not 19. It won't make me want to sleep with you more. Also, Happy Valentine's Day.

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Dude, Seriously. Mamba Sour Gummies are Kinda Awesome.

Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 17, 2013

I talk a lot of smack about Mamba. Cool name, pretty lame candies. Will this Mamba gummie be any different? SPOILER ALERT: yes, it will. Very. A lot much very.

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Haribo Hot Sticks: Ginger Never Tasted So Imported

Reviewed by Matty on Jan 7, 2013

Did you know Germany was name after Ginger? It grows everywhere over there. Seriously.

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Swedish Jelly Horses : Fruity Syrup

Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 4, 2013

In a world...where one old dude finds a mystical wood horse that smells like syrup. Coming soon to a theater near you.

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Haribo Christmas

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 25, 2012

I was actually a 4th alternate on trombone for the 1984 recording of "Do They Know it's Christmas?". Didn't make the cut. Still brag about it, though.

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Katjes Saure Kirschen : Meet the Cherry Racist

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 8, 2012

Cherry is weird. I just don’t love it in candy usually, but…it really isn’t “bad”....

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Haribo Smurfs & Haribo Sour Smurfs : A Tale of Two Different Blue Little Shits

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 6, 2012

In the Smurf show and movie, they all use "smurf" as a verb, so I'm gonnna Smurf the same.

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Haribo Sour S’ghettti

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 29, 2012

In a world where virtually no Haribo is available to us lame-o Americans...this bag says "hell no!" and begs to arrive at your doorstep

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Trolli Gummi Bonbons: Sour! Not.

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 22, 2012

Trolli is right up there with the best gummy makers in the world - but how will these fare? SPOILER ALERT: not good. At all.

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Katjes Mango Melody : A Sweet Discovery

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 14, 2012

Something seems fishy about these Katjes gummies....

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Frigeo Ahoj Brause Shower Fries

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 26, 2012

When shopping for Shower Fries, don't just consider flavor : consistency is important too

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Mamba Gummies Are Here : World Keeps Spinning On Axis

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 24, 2012

The world desperately needs yet ANOTHER variety of gummies, does it not?

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Trolli Sierra Cruz : No Seals Were Killed Making These

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 14, 2012

You think the kids who make your Nikes have tough conditions?

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Katjes Sour Tropical Gummies Taste Even Better Than The Bag Looks

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 30, 2012

Sour? Yes. Yummy? Natch. Delightful? Duh.

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Haribo Jelly Boobs Sharp Ginger

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 15, 2012

Yeah. That’s what these translate to using Google Translate. It’s nice to know there’s so much...

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Maynard’s Wine Gums : An Un-Reviewed Classic!

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 25, 2012

THE original wine gum. Or at least, the first I ever had. It was a balmy day in Heathrow airport, November 2002...

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Haribo Strawberries & Cream : Underrated and Delightful

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 20, 2012

I get the whole Strawberries thing, but I'm not playing tennis over here-don't need or want the cream. Blech. Oh, the CANDY Strawberries & Cream? Oh, I see.

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Candy Galaxy Does Good. Still, Buy the Haribo

Reviewed by Matty on Jul 9, 2012

The folks at Candy Galaxy contacted us to let us know they are now in business, and sent along a few gifts to prove it....

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Sour Patch Kids Berries: Sour, Sweet, and Fake!

Reviewed by Matty on Jun 25, 2012

If my kids were half as sweet after being this sour, I'd buy more of them too.

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Haribo Sour Mango : Bust Out The Credit Card

Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 1, 2012

Simply put: a hall of fame candy. If you like sour and you like mango, then this is for you.

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Katjes Euro Munzen : Interesting, Yummy, and a bit Weird

Reviewed by Jonny on May 16, 2012

If you eat real money, you'll get chlamydia. Try these instead.

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Haribo Alphabet Letters : The Sweet Way to Lern to Spell

Reviewed by Jonny on May 2, 2012

Can you spell "damn good"?

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American Halal Gummies: I’m still scared to eat these

Reviewed by Matty on Apr 30, 2012

American Halal Gummies: I'm scared to eat these. These aren't actually candies, right? Tell me they're not.

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Shanghai Surprise

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 14, 2012

Here we go again: Let's try once more to see if China is offering anything interesting in the way of candy these days.

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Katjes Frucht-Kaugis : What fruit should taste like

Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 1, 2012

I used to not like soft gummies. Great German candy used to be impossible to find. Both of these things have changed.

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End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 30, 2011

A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.

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Haters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush

Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 9, 2011

You can't find colors like this in nature.

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Trader Joe’s Mango! Mango! Fruit & Yogurt Gummis: Grocerific

Reviewed by Matty on Nov 14, 2011

Mango gummis from Trader Joe's are damn good. Nuff said.

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+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 9, 2011

Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.

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Ingrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)

Reviewed by Matty on Oct 24, 2011

You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.

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Eyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 12, 2011

It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.

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Haribo Sour Zoo Are A Delight.

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 21, 2011

If only mammals tasted this good in real life.

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Uncle Oinker’s Strawberry Flavored Gummy Bacon

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 14, 2011

Amazingness or Putridicity?

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Maynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 6, 2011

Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.

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Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 25, 2011

If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.

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