We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Robinson’s Squash Gums are Vegeterrific

British gummies for your hippie friends that you can eat too!

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Haribo Minions

It's time for this guy to pull back the curtain a bit & let you into my real life.

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It’s Sugar goes big in a BIG way

How can you improve a Sour Patch Kid? Super size it. How can you improve chocolate covered gummy bears? That's a different story.

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Haribo Saure Schnuller (Sour Pacifiers)

As a child, I needed something to stick in my mouth. Now, as an adult, I need something to stick in my mouth.

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MUNCHPAK!!!!

Who doesn't want a box of snacks delivered to them monthly?

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Licorice Gummi Mix Serves Props

If you're not scared of licorice, then come on in

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Haribo…From Austria! Because It Exists

Did you KNOW that Austria produced Haribo? Did you know that said bears are clingy and potentially creepy?

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Bears & Friends Ginger Chewy Gummy Things

Ever wished that your French fries weren't crispy, salty, or savory at all? Neither have I, but now I'm rethinking that.

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Haribo Sauer Fizzy Smurfs: Sour video review

Haribo and smurfs: Another go at making candy from a 70's cartoon show...

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Haribo Gold Bears FAN EDITION!!!

Haribo let their fans pick new flavors. This should be a national holiday.

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Joylab: The Perfect Prescription?

What do you get a snarky candy fiend when they're down?

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Shigekix Super Sour Japanese…Gummy Things

Real sour with mediocre flavor is meh. These pair the sour with authentic deliciousness, and thus, we win.

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Kadunks: More stuff to dip in stuff

Kid tested, Mother....not so much with the approved.

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Another Gustaf’s? Yes. Freeway Gummies this time.

When you are Dutch and you like peppers, then you are OK in my book. Call yourself Gustaf, and we have the trifecta.

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Gerrit’s Gummy Pink Cadillacs

A rarely used flavor in an extremely well done gummy

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Japan Crate: A Full Unboxing

No gimmicks, no ghetto ass sample sizes, no cast offs- if you want serious quality & serious variety of legit Japanese candy, you gotta check JapanCrate.com out.

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It’s a Haribo Crazy Jungle Out There

Read about gummies that you'd like but you'll never find. Unless you are German. Then they'll be at the gas station probably.

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Haribo Christmas Bears

No one isn't amused with bears wearing hats. Or sweaters.

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Trolli Milk Cows

Last time I checked, yogurt was for dieting moms and babies. And all those millions of new Greek people.

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Candy Crush…..Mixed Fruit Gummies???

They're a tie-in to a iPhone video game. Which means they're EXCELLENT, right?

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Haribo Sour Gold Bears: Howdimissthis

How in god's good name did Haribo put out some SOUR gold bears and I was like whoa?

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Kuma Moto Tomato Gummies

Close your eyes, imagine a steaming hot pizza with rich, velvety tomato paste layered on top- now stop. Put that in a gummy, and here we are.

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Fruchtgummi Brezeln ( Gummy Pretzels)

Sour pretzels from Germany? Someone get me a beer, and let's do this.

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Sugarfina’s “Hearts Afire”

Delicious, chile & ginger spiced gummies, extremely original tasting. Except...the kids don't seem to agree...

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Gumbilees: Big F-ing Wine gums

Because they don't have beer mints

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Haribo Tangfastics

It figures that one of Haribo's top brands is a sour offering. But IS IT SOUR ENOUGH? Is anything?

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Premium Selection Feine Obst-Auslese

We know all about Haribo, Katjes, Trolli- but what about a more generic German gummy?

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Swedish Sours: Raspberry Hallonshots & Tropical Punch Bottles at “The Candy Store”

Think you've been to the best candy store in San Francisco? If you haven't been here, you haven't.

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Haribo Fan Gums Brazil : GOALLLLLLLLL!!! (or perhaps not)

He shoots, and he sco- wait. No, I....don't think he scored at all. Look away.

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Haribo at Halalville.com

Love Haribo and other gummies, but not so much with the pig hoof? We feel ya.

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Word count Wednesdays: Haribo Funny Cubes

Haribo Funny Cubes. Basically square but not funny at all. #ButStill

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Gummy Bear Keg

You gotta fight-for your RIGHT! To paaaaaaartay! (with candy)

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Haribo Happy Cola (German Filled Variety)

This is Germany's "filled" variation on the classic Haribo treat "Happy Cola".

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Hitschler Sour Gummy Monsters

There's definitely no aroma of pregnant buffalo in these.

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Haribo Clown Fish. Sad, sad Clowns.

These are safe to eat without cooking first. I checked.

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Trolli Watschel – DUCKS THAT CAN STAND!!

More marshmallow? WHY??! DAMN IT WHY??? But….they're so cute, how can I stay mad at them??!?

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Katjes Grün-Ohr Barchen (They’re Neu!) Green Ear Bears

Dudes, check this: There’s no end to the amount of “gummy bears” that candy companies make, and...

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SweeTARTS Gummies: Really? We haven’t reviewed these?

Old school meet middle school. Add in after school, go to college then make candy. Which has nothing to do with these things.

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Red Band Sour Suckers

What’s better than old friends? Old candy.     One of my oldest buddies, way back from my Frankie Goes...

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Katjes Fred Ferkel: You’ll Be Fine When You Get Past the Name

Pink pigs with gummy ears. Sounds like a bad dream. But it's the opposite: a good nightmare!

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Airheads Extremes Bites Rainbow Berry: long on name, not on greatness

Bright and cheery on the outside, plain and dreary on the in.

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Haribo Dinosaurs: Can we take a little credit here?

The only thing extinct about these Haribo Dinosaurs is the bag I just inhaled.

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Maynards Threesome of Peaches, Berries, and, well, Berries

When Tool broke up, I was sad. Then Maynard started making wine and gummies and I'm much happier.

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Haribo Juicy Gold Bears

Take the best Gummy Bears ever. Now, mess with them. Add cool flavors. Real juice. Whaddaya get? Absolute SHITE. Just kidding, tee hee!

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Haribo Schneck Lecker: Simply, Gummy Snails

An unappealing mollusk as candy. What'll they think of next?!

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Ramune Gummies: Flower Power Pop

More soda gummies but there ain't no coke in these

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Båren Company: Coffee Gummi Bears are Buzzin

I'm so tired. I need a gummy bear. Stat.

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Trolli Sour Stixi

With a pretty unique consistency, this offering from Trolli continues their track record of excellence overseas

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Haribo Smurfs: The American Version

When you want to eat animated characters, start here

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Jolly Rancher Sour Bunnies: Annual Gel Fest? Eh.

There was a time when Jolly Rancher was a one-trick pony – hard brick candies in watermelon, green apple, cherry,...

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