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You wanna talk old school? It doesn’t get older (or stickier) than this.

Haribo Mini Rainbow Frogs: I refuse to write a long post about these. Why? Because like sex, it’s better experienced than read about.

Albanese Gummis Sour Inch Worms calls themselves World’s Best. Not country’s best. Not state’s best. WORLD’S BEST. Us Candygurus calls thems fighting words. A new candy maker creating a semi-tired, yet tried/true, sour worm gummi and calling them “Worlds Best?” We’ll be the judges of that.

Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.

Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show

Foreign Candy Company sweets in this week’s video – include Rips, Rips Bits, Rips Whips, Rips Hips and Rips Lips. OK the last two I made up.

Matty reviews the latest from Trolli. They look like green men, taste fruity, and are simply craptastic!

Dammit if the Dutch aren’t just super right on. They make great licorice. They aren’t afraid of really pushing anise. They don’t pretend to cater to children. They play to adults. And they use salt. Like all good cooks.

After 6 days of literally ingesting nothing but lemon juice, syrup, water and cayenne, I’m back eating candy – and maybe a week off from candy curdles the brain but when I opened this Trolli package – I was yummed over.

The world needed gummy shot glasses. Now they’re here.

Sweaty candy ‘aint a good thing.

Here’s a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?

Best. Gummy. Ever?

The crowd goes wild. Haribo Jogi Bussi is pretty darn good. Thick gummy texture. Haribo’s signiture fruity flavors and a twist – these are actually filled with liquid yogurt. They also have that layer of foam on the bottom that seems perfect as an addition to Haribo’s gummy’s but too much when its the main course. This all worked perfectly for me.

Juicy Jells from Candy Basket. Soft textured with huge sugar crystals on the outside. Gramma might like these? Jello cubes. Eh.

I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.

Organic grapefruit flavored gummies outrageously priced at $4.50 for a 4 ounce bag from Bissinger’s – the Choice of Kings and Connoisseurs. Don’t want to ruffle any royal feathers – but these ain’t worth a king’s ransom.

If they made cologne that smelled like these, I’d wear the hell out of it.

Can eating something that looks like puke taste like anything BUT puke?

What do you get when you take three numbskulls getting burritos in the City, and give them 2 bags of spongey licorice crappiness? Hijinks.

The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!

Lifesavers’ gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?

I love Haribo. I love Gummies. I love licorice. Yet I hate myself, why?

We can’t pronounce the names of any of it, but we can certainly eat it.

Haribo’s cola flavored snails look nothing like snails. But the taste? EXACTLY like them! Er…wait.

Organic gummis – whodathunk the greenies could make stellar gummies?

How many chocolate companies make products specifically for YOU?

If at first a gummy doesn’t work, try try again!

It’s a magical, phantastic, phantasiatic adventure!

When yr friends send you candy – who needs family?