We may be sour, but we know our sweets.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 26, 2015
No gimmicks, no ghetto ass sample sizes, no cast offs- if you want serious quality & serious variety of legit Japanese candy, you gotta check JapanCrate.com out.
Reviewed by Matty on Jan 16, 2015
Read about gummies that you'd like but you'll never find. Unless you are German. Then they'll be at the gas station probably.
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 15, 2014
No one isn't amused with bears wearing hats. Or sweaters.
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 4, 2014
Last time I checked, yogurt was for dieting moms and babies. And all those millions of new Greek people.
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 13, 2014
They're a tie-in to a iPhone video game. Which means they're EXCELLENT, right?
Reviewed by Matty on Oct 27, 2014
How in god's good name did Haribo put out some SOUR gold bears and I was like whoa?
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 21, 2014
Close your eyes, imagine a steaming hot pizza with rich, velvety tomato paste layered on top- now stop. Put that in a gummy, and here we are.
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 22, 2014
Sour pretzels from Germany? Someone get me a beer, and let's do this.
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 18, 2014
Delicious, chile & ginger spiced gummies, extremely original tasting. Except...the kids don't seem to agree...
Reviewed by Matty on Jul 28, 2014
Because they don't have beer mints
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 21, 2014
It figures that one of Haribo's top brands is a sour offering. But IS IT SOUR ENOUGH? Is anything?
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 2, 2014
We know all about Haribo, Katjes, Trolli- but what about a more generic German gummy?
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 27, 2014
Think you've been to the best candy store in San Francisco? If you haven't been here, you haven't.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 20, 2014
He shoots, and he sco- wait. No, I....don't think he scored at all. Look away.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 4, 2014
Love Haribo and other gummies, but not so much with the pig hoof? We feel ya.
Reviewed by Matty on May 21, 2014
Haribo Funny Cubes. Basically square but not funny at all. #ButStill
Reviewed by Jonny on May 2, 2014
You gotta fight-for your RIGHT! To paaaaaaartay! (with candy)
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 30, 2014
This is Germany's "filled" variation on the classic Haribo treat "Happy Cola".
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 28, 2014
There's definitely no aroma of pregnant buffalo in these.
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 19, 2014
These are safe to eat without cooking first. I checked.
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 12, 2014
More marshmallow? WHY??! DAMN IT WHY??? But….they're so cute, how can I stay mad at them??!?
Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 27, 2014
Dudes, check this:
There’s no end to the amount of “gummy bears” that candy companies make, and...
Reviewed by Matty on Dec 2, 2013
Old school meet middle school. Add in after school, go to college then make candy. Which has nothing to do with these things.
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 20, 2013
What’s better than old friends?
One of my oldest buddies, way back from my Frankie Goes...
Reviewed by Matty on Nov 11, 2013
Pink pigs with gummy ears. Sounds like a bad dream. But it's the opposite: a good nightmare!
Reviewed by Matty on Nov 4, 2013
Bright and cheery on the outside, plain and dreary on the in.
Reviewed by Matty on Oct 21, 2013
The only thing extinct about these Haribo Dinosaurs is the bag I just inhaled.
Reviewed by Matty on Jul 15, 2013
When Tool broke up, I was sad. Then Maynard started making wine and gummies and I'm much happier.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 18, 2013
Take the best Gummy Bears ever. Now, mess with them. Add cool flavors. Real juice. Whaddaya get? Absolute SHITE. Just kidding, tee hee!
Reviewed by Matty on Jun 3, 2013
An unappealing mollusk as candy. What'll they think of next?!
Reviewed by Matty on May 15, 2013
More soda gummies but there ain't no coke in these
Reviewed by Matty on May 8, 2013
I'm so tired. I need a gummy bear. Stat.
Reviewed by Jonny on May 2, 2013
With a pretty unique consistency, this offering from Trolli continues their track record of excellence overseas
Reviewed by Matty on Apr 8, 2013
When you want to eat animated characters, start here
Reviewed by Matty on Apr 1, 2013
There was a time when Jolly Rancher was a one-trick pony – hard brick candies in watermelon, green apple, cherry,...
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 28, 2013
Flavor combinations that put what we're used to eating to shame....
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 4, 2013
Gummi inside, "hard" sour shell outside. New concept, and I LIKE IT.
Reviewed by Matty on Feb 6, 2013
Don't lie to me about what your candy tastes like. I'm not 19. It won't make me want to sleep with you more. Also, Happy Valentine's Day.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 17, 2013
I talk a lot of smack about Mamba. Cool name, pretty lame candies. Will this Mamba gummie be any different? SPOILER ALERT: yes, it will. Very. A lot much very.
Reviewed by Matty on Jan 7, 2013
Did you know Germany was name after Ginger? It grows everywhere over there. Seriously.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 4, 2013
In a world...where one old dude finds a mystical wood horse that smells like syrup. Coming soon to a theater near you.
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 25, 2012
I was actually a 4th alternate on trombone for the 1984 recording of "Do They Know it's Christmas?". Didn't make the cut. Still brag about it, though.
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 8, 2012
Cherry is weird. I just don’t love it in candy usually, but…it really isn’t “bad”....
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 6, 2012
In the Smurf show and movie, they all use "smurf" as a verb, so I'm gonnna Smurf the same.
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 29, 2012
In a world where virtually no Haribo is available to us lame-o Americans...this bag says "hell no!" and begs to arrive at your doorstep
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 22, 2012
Trolli is right up there with the best gummy makers in the world - but how will these fare? SPOILER ALERT: not good. At all.
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 14, 2012
Something seems fishy about these Katjes gummies....
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 26, 2012
When shopping for Shower Fries, don't just consider flavor : consistency is important too
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 24, 2012
The world desperately needs yet ANOTHER variety of gummies, does it not?
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 14, 2012
You think the kids who make your Nikes have tough conditions?
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