We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Kuma Moto Tomato Gummies

Cloe your eyes, imagine a steaming hot pizza with rich, velvety tomato paste layered on top- now stop. Put that in a gummy, and here we are.

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Fruchtgummi Brezeln ( Gummy Pretzels)

Sour pretzels from Germany? Someone get me a beer, and let's do this.

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Sugarfina’s “Hearts Afire”

Delicious, chile & ginger spiced gummies, extremely original tasting. Except...the kids don't seem to agree...

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Gumbilees: Big F-ing Wine gums

Because they don't have beer mints

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Haribo Tangfastics

It figures that one of Haribo's top brands is a sour offering. But IS IT SOUR ENOUGH? Is anything?

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Premium Selection Feine Obst-Auslese

We know all about Haribo, Katjes, Trolli- but what about a more generic German gummy?

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Swedish Sours: Raspberry Hallonshots & Tropical Punch Bottles at “The Candy Store”

Think you've been to the best candy store in San Francisco? If you haven't been here, you haven't.

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Haribo Fan Gums Brazil : GOALLLLLLLLL!!! (or perhaps not)

He shoots, and he sco- wait. No, I....don't think he scored at all. Look away.

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Haribo at Halalville.com

Love Haribo and other gummies, but not so much with the pig hoof? We feel ya.

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Word count Wednesdays: Haribo Funny Cubes

Haribo Funny Cubes. Basically square but not funny at all. #ButStill

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Gummy Bear Keg

You gotta fight-for your RIGHT! To paaaaaaartay! (with candy)

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Haribo Happy Cola (German Filled Variety)

This is Germany's "filled" variation on the classic Haribo treat "Happy Cola".

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Hitschler Sour Gummy Monsters

There's definitely no aroma of pregnant buffalo in these.

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Haribo Clown Fish. Sad, sad Clowns.

These are safe to eat without cooking first. I checked.

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Trolli Watschel – DUCKS THAT CAN STAND!!

More marshmallow? WHY??! DAMN IT WHY??? But….they're so cute, how can I stay mad at them??!?

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Katjes Grün-Ohr Barchen (They’re Neu!) Green Ear Bears

Dudes, check this: There’s no end to the amount of “gummy bears” that candy companies make, and...

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SweeTARTS Gummies: Really? We haven’t reviewed these?

Old school meet middle school. Add in after school, go to college then make candy. Which has nothing to do with these things.

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Red Band Sour Suckers

What’s better than old friends? Old candy.     One of my oldest buddies, way back from my Frankie Goes...

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Katjes Fred Ferkel: You’ll Be Fine When You Get Past the Name

Pink pigs with gummy ears. Sounds like a bad dream. But it's the opposite: a good nightmare!

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Airheads Extremes Bites Rainbow Berry: long on name, not on greatness

Bright and cheery on the outside, plain and dreary on the in.

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Haribo Dinosaurs: Can we take a little credit here?

The only thing extinct about these Haribo Dinosaurs is the bag I just inhaled.

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Maynards Threesome of Peaches, Berries, and, well, Berries

When Tool broke up, I was sad. Then Maynard started making wine and gummies and I'm much happier.

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Haribo Juicy Gold Bears

Take the best Gummy Bears ever. Now, mess with them. Add cool flavors. Real juice. Whaddaya get? Absolute SHITE. Just kidding, tee hee!

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Haribo Schneck Lecker: Simply, Gummy Snails

An unappealing mollusk as candy. What'll they think of next?!

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Ramune Gummies: Flower Power Pop

More soda gummies but there ain't no coke in these

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Båren Company: Coffee Gummi Bears are Buzzin

I'm so tired. I need a gummy bear. Stat.

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Trolli Sour Stixi

With a pretty unique consistency, this offering from Trolli continues their track record of excellence overseas

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Haribo Smurfs: The American Version

When you want to eat animated characters, start here

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Jolly Rancher Sour Bunnies: Annual Gel Fest? Eh.

There was a time when Jolly Rancher was a one-trick pony – hard brick candies in watermelon, green apple, cherry,...

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Fruchtgummi Vom Feinstein is NOT a Jewish Vampire. It’s an amazing candy confectioner that you need to know about NOW.

Flavor combinations that put what we're used to eating to shame....

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Trolli Gummi Rocks…..Rock.

Gummi inside, "hard" sour shell outside. New concept, and I LIKE IT.

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Trolli Valentine Mix: Sour Gummi Candy be Dandy

Don't lie to me about what your candy tastes like. I'm not 19. It won't make me want to sleep with you more. Also, Happy Valentine's Day.

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Dude, Seriously. Mamba Sour Gummies are Kinda Awesome.

I talk a lot of smack about Mamba. Cool name, pretty lame candies. Will this Mamba gummie be any different? SPOILER ALERT: yes, it will. Very. A lot much very.

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Haribo Hot Sticks: Ginger Never Tasted So Imported

Did you know Germany was name after Ginger? It grows everywhere over there. Seriously.

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Swedish Jelly Horses : Fruity Syrup

In a world...where one old dude finds a mystical wood horse that smells like syrup. Coming soon to a theater near you.

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Haribo Christmas

I was actually a 4th alternate on trombone for the 1984 recording of "Do They Know it's Christmas?". Didn't make the cut. Still brag about it, though.

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Katjes Saure Kirschen : Meet the Cherry Racist

Cherry is weird.  I just don’t love it in candy usually, but…it really isn’t “bad”....

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Haribo Smurfs & Haribo Sour Smurfs : A Tale of Two Different Blue Little Shits

In the Smurf show and movie, they all use "smurf" as a verb, so I'm gonnna Smurf the same.

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Haribo Sour S’ghettti

In a world where virtually no Haribo is available to us lame-o Americans...this bag says "hell no!" and begs to arrive at your doorstep

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Trolli Gummi Bonbons: Sour! Not.

Trolli is right up there with the best gummy makers in the world - but how will these fare? SPOILER ALERT: not good. At all.

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Katjes Mango Melody : A Sweet Discovery

Something seems fishy about these Katjes gummies....

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Frigeo Ahoj Brause Shower Fries

When shopping for Shower Fries, don't just consider flavor : consistency is important too

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Mamba Gummies Are Here : World Keeps Spinning On Axis

The world desperately needs yet ANOTHER variety of gummies, does it not?

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Trolli Sierra Cruz : No Seals Were Killed Making These

You think the kids who make your Nikes have tough conditions?

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Katjes Sour Tropical Gummies Taste Even Better Than The Bag Looks

Sour? Yes. Yummy? Natch. Delightful? Duh.

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Haribo Jelly Boobs Sharp Ginger

Yeah.  That’s what these translate to using Google Translate.  It’s nice to know there’s so much...

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Maynard’s Wine Gums : An Un-Reviewed Classic!

THE original wine gum. Or at least, the first I ever had. It was a balmy day in Heathrow airport, November 2002...

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Haribo Strawberries & Cream : Underrated and Delightful

I get the whole Strawberries thing, but I'm not playing tennis over here-don't need or want the cream. Blech. Oh, the CANDY Strawberries & Cream? Oh, I see.

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Candy Galaxy Does Good. Still, Buy the Haribo

The folks at Candy Galaxy contacted us to let us know they are now in business, and sent along a few gifts to prove it....

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Sour Patch Kids Berries: Sour, Sweet, and Fake!

If my kids were half as sweet after being this sour, I'd buy more of them too.

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