We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Charms Blow Pop Minis

Man oh man, was I obsessed with Charms Blow Pops as a kid. A whole bag of them? Sign me up.

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Tree Hugger Gum – Name Kinda Says It All

Artificial sweeteners are in almost ALL gums these days. So what's a progressive hippy parent to do?

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Cry Baby Eggs

The year was 1981. Leo Sayer was crushing it on mom's AM radio. It was hot, mom was driving the carpool, and I was chewing Gator Gum. Like a BOSS.

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Pur Gum – It’s Kicks Ass…partame

I love minty gum, and frankly, Aspartame is delicious. But I have a 6 year old, and I'm not giving poison to him. Hence the mission to find yummy minty gum without Aspartame that's NOT called Spry.

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The Candygurus Do Mexico

Mexico, thou hast forsaken us-up till NOW.

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Auce or Whatev? Sweetness or FAIL? Trident Layers.

It's not a sandwich : it's a Gumwich™, Bitch!

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Razzles….First They’re Candy, Then They’re Gum, Then They’re Shitty!”

Is it gum or candy? More importantly, why the hell was I so obsessed with these as a kid?

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