Zoe’s Chocolate Co. : Two Bars For Review
What's gona be better: animal crackers in milk chocolate, or jelly beans in dark? Serious first world issue to ponder.
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Classic Candy Review : The Astro Pop
Time Machine back to summer, 1975. Sand? Check. Sun? Check. Sunscreen? Nope. no one cared back then.
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Who’s Up For Some Bourbon or Guinness Beer (Marshmallows)?
Guinness beer. Makers Mark Bourbon. Shit's getting real up in here.
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Tahoe City Chocolates, Munch, and Old Faithful Peanut Clusters
Come with me, won't you, as I take a stroll through the aisles of Tahoe City Chocolates, and uncover som gems old and new.
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It’s a Spicy New Year with Tabasco Jelly Belly’s
Tabasco on pizza is a prerequisite to eating, in most cases. Tabasco in your jelly beans is just a smidge different.
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Nimm 2 Lach Gummi Softies Sour is a LOT to write.
The cool thing about life, is that you never cease getting surprised-at least I don’t. Hell, I didn’t...
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No candy review from me this week
This week I don't have the space in my head to try and be witty, and write a nonsensical review of something as mundane as candy.
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Gingerbread got ya down? Try Manischewitz’s “Chanukah House”!
I'm a Jew. I'm a Guru. I build things. (Salads mostly). Let's see how this fares.
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Cotton Candy: I like it. There. I said it. Gottanissue widat?
Cotton candy, also called candy floss, is sweet.
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Nerds Wildberry & Peach
As a Nerds connoisseur, I was both humiliated and overjoyed to learn of a flavor I hadn't tried yet.
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Haribo Tagada Pink’s Got No Stink
We reviewed Haribo’s “Primavera” candies a while back, and I liked them. A lot. Little did I know...
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King Leo Royal Mints : Civilized Mints. At Last!
King Leo make some pretty yummy mint-based candies. We’ve reviewed a few. They understand how to mix different...
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Tic Tac Papaya Lime Summer Edition
Tic Tacs are the red headed step child of the grocery candy store aisle. It's time to recognize!
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49ers Candy: Oh no, I didn’t just do that?!
Yes I did. I actually have a review almost ready to write too. But this week, my real work is going to be un-sane and...
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Yume´ Blush: Rub All Over then Eat
When you want to rub someone and then eat it off. Litrally.
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E-ma Apple Ginger Pearls of Goodness and Sunshine
I had never had apple and ginger as a candy combination before. Now? I never want to not have it.
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Jelly Belly Soda: Dare I say one of the best ever?
When soda says "Hi. Drink me." I says "Sure." When Jelly Belly Gourmet Soda says "Trust me. I'm good." I says, "Open up and let's try you. Also, I think I'm going insane since soda doesn't talk."
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The Future is Here: Milk Straws Magic Sucking
Remember when you had to use spoons? So lame.
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Jelly Belly Factory Tour: Go. Look. Eat. Buy. Write a review.
The entire world can go to Jelly Belly and for free, see how they make the best jelly beans in the world. Are you part of the world?
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Want Some Free Sky Bars? UPDATED AGAIN!*
*And we have our lucky give-away receivers! (See how I didn’t say “winners”? Cuz yr all winners!...
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Who’s Buying these Borrachines Mexican Candies?
And a better question – who actually likes them? You? They sure look pretty. Nice colors. Soft and tender with...
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Green Tea Kit Kat: Japan is Wonderful
I love the Japanese and I love green tea and I love Kit Kats. Put it all together and that's a shit load of love yo.
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Caramels Diablo Sea Salt Caramels with Chile
Aren't there enough sea salt caramels? Clearly not, smart guy.
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Persian Fairy Floss. Not For The Meek.
It's like a little fairy troll died and you shaved their head to save in a keepsake box.
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Shanghai Surprise
Here we go again: Let's try once more to see if China is offering anything interesting in the way of candy these days.
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Gary West Jerky – This mos DEF aint yer Momma’s jerky.
All jerkies are NOT created equal. Yet everyone MUST eat jerky- this I decree.
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Haribo Bananas – Ryan Gosling’s Favorite
I recently read an interview with Ryan Gosling- because I’m on vacation and there’s shitty magazines like...
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Arnold’s Crispy Peanut Brittle: nomnomnomnom…
Do you like peanuts? Salt? Sweetness? What the HELL are you waiting for?
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Mexican Alcohol Candy: Hmmm. Not Sure I Get It
Get hammered on Mexican jell candy. Seriously. DO IT.
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Arnold’s Candies Stick Candy : Ho Ho Ho
Ehh. Not for my liking, but the kid-in rare form-can't get enough of them.
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Jelly Belly Peas & Carrots: Look but Don’t Taste
I've had these things for months waiting for the right time to review. 'The right time' in this case is that I have nothing else to review right now.
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Tootsie Pop Limited Edition Flavor : Caramel
This was the LAST bag at the store, so you know I was hella excited to get these home.
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Mega Smarties Lollies – More Than A Mouthful
these are big. Scary big. Too big. But never fear-read on....
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Candy 1 to 20: A Book Review
A book about about counting made out of candy. Read. Crave for other candies.
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Edinburgh Castle Rock – It’s Like “The Human Centipede 2″
What does "The Human Centipede 2" and childhood sidewalk art have in common?
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Jones Soda Co. Carbonated Candy
As Staind so eloquently sang, it's been awhile...since we did a video review and thus, here I am in all my glory with the kiddies.
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Whoppers Milkshake Strawberry Malt Balls: Where’s the Quik yo?!
I wanted these to taste like Strawberry Quik - the best fake strawberry drink powder on the market. Hint: they don't.
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Raisels. Such a weird name, such high hopes….
Sour coated raisins - you're either gonna love this idea, or simply hate it.
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Revive Energy Mints – Better Than Meth?
Candy plus an energy boost? Is it possible, and if so, ...is it a good idea?
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“Don’t you…forget about Spree…don’t don’t don’t don’t!”
ABC....talking 'bout classic Spree, easy as 1-2-3...
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