We may be sour, but we know our sweets.
Reviewed by Matty on Jul 24, 2015
What do you get when you eat a Zagnut bar? Like totally happy and then pissed cuz it's gone.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 1, 2015
Who doesn't want a box of snacks delivered to them monthly?
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 24, 2015
Sometimes, when you're craving ice cream.....you should just buy ice cream.
Reviewed by Matty on Jun 19, 2015
The only thing that's brittle about this brittle is the brittle part.
Reviewed by Matty on Jun 1, 2015
I think we have to stop reviewing candy. For one, I'm pretty sure we've reviewed everything. Last count we had 617 reviews on this site. The only reason there should be more candies than this is because of a Dentist Conspiracy.
Reviewed by Matty on May 26, 2015
Did you know they love pancakes in Israel? Well they do. I was there and there was a pancake house and it was good.
Reviewed by Matty on May 7, 2015
Us adults like sugar but not as much as kids do. Our elder taste buds crave sour and bitter and alcohol and spicy....
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 19, 2015
What do you get a snarky candy fiend when they're down?
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 6, 2015
Sweet. Spicy. Sour. Salty. Sexy.
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 3, 2015
Just another combination of chocolate, toffee and marshmallow. OR IS IT???
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 12, 2014
Do you really need another pumpkin spiced lasagna? Move on to salted caramel, kids.
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 10, 2014
The problem with candy of the month clubs is that...the candy isn't always what you like. Sugarwish fixed that problem.
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 25, 2014
I like pecans. I really love bourbon. Caramel? My homeboy. These had better be good, right?
Reviewed by Matty on Nov 3, 2014
If you love tequila, then you're not alone. Unless you are home alone drinking it.
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 8, 2014
Imagine a world where fruit jellies could be half-covered in caramel. If that ever were to exist, the results might be close to this.
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 17, 2014
Dreaming of new Tic Tac flavors...
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 27, 2014
These kids know their candy, but they can't tell pretzel from Corn Flakes.
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 4, 2014
Can the classic 'Smore stand the test of time, or will it be unseated by lime & sea salt?
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 1, 2014
This is the kind of dream flavor combo that has to be dreamed up over Caipirinhas and Churrasco.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 18, 2014
Matty reviewed one flavor of Jones Soda Carbonated Candy years ago– Fufu Berry, which ironically turns out to be...
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 9, 2014
The candy Gurus finally get to try a Croatian candy! And it's banana-y!
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 4, 2014
This time, the Jr. Gurus are right on the nose- these are amazing.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 2, 2014
Peanut Brittle is Peanut Brittle is Peanut Brittle is....Old Bay??
Reviewed by Jonny on May 16, 2014
Trendy ginger and imaginary fruit: a good combo?
Reviewed by Jonny on May 9, 2014
I'm pretty sure you don't deserve these but for the sake of argument, let's just pretend that you do.
Reviewed by Jonny on May 7, 2014
Perfect, crunchy, salty toffee. The right amount of nuts make it irresistible. Ate it all in two...
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 7, 2014
Struggling to find the words for this one.
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 21, 2014
I love licorice, coconut, fruits, and chocolate. Love. But will I love them together? I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT. Together.
Reviewed by Matty on Mar 17, 2014
America is a wonderful place. The land of opportunity. Ever eaten bacon and chocolate? Thanks go to some fat-loving US...
Reviewed by Matty on Jan 27, 2014
Candy is dandy but beer is near
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 11, 2013
Oh joy! Holiday season! Another Sri Racha flavored candy! Another opportunity for disappointment!
Reviewed by Matty on Dec 9, 2013
Gingerbread is #SoHoliday
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 7, 2013
They're fizzy, 'kept they're not.
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 9, 2013
It's exactly like the frozen version of Flav•R•Ice except inedible, disgusting, with notes of vaseline and lube.
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 4, 2013
The age old Twinkie is reviewed by request. Go get...
Reviewed by Matty on Sep 16, 2013
When you have mothers and flight attendants scared the world over, you know the candy is good
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 12, 2013
It's old, it's new, it's hard, it's soft. It's....CHOWARD! ('s)
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 23, 2013
It's small-it's plastic-it's from China! And it's got warnings galore on the packaging. WE'RE IN!
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 26, 2013
What's toffee..exactly? How is it different than caramel? Which is better? And as always, we tackle the persistently tough question "is it hard enough?"
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 14, 2013
All things people hate (hard candy, licorice, intense mint) in one convenient package!
Reviewed by Matty on May 20, 2013
Gritty and dirty meet tropical something
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 21, 2013
What's gona be better: animal crackers in milk chocolate, or jelly beans in dark? Serious first world issue to ponder.
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 11, 2013
Time Machine back to summer, 1975. Sand? Check. Sun? Check. Sunscreen? Nope. no one cared back then.
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 7, 2013
Guinness beer. Makers Mark Bourbon. Shit's getting real up in here.
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 1, 2013
Come with me, won't you, as I take a stroll through the aisles of Tahoe City Chocolates, and uncover som gems old and new.
Reviewed by Matty on Jan 2, 2013
Tabasco on pizza is a prerequisite to eating, in most cases. Tabasco in your jelly beans is just a smidge different.
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 21, 2012
The cool thing about life, is that you never cease getting surprised-at least I don’t. Hell, I didn’t...
Reviewed by Matty on Dec 17, 2012
This week I don't have the space in my head to try and be witty, and write a nonsensical review of something as mundane as candy.
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 12, 2012
I'm a Jew. I'm a Guru. I build things. (Salads mostly). Let's see how this fares.
Reviewed by Matty on Dec 3, 2012
Cotton candy, also called candy floss, is sweet.
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