Trader Joe’s Mango Jalapeño Apple Fruit Snacks

So much to unpack here, you may need a vacation from this review when you're done.

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Mr. Squeezy Pop

This....is going to be sticky.

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Swizzel’s Drumstick Sour Squashies

Squashies is a fun name.

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Sour Patch Kids Conversation Hearts

A new kind of Valley heart that's sour? I'm game.

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Nerds Gummy Clusters

I've been waiting to try these for at least 6 months

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Two Haute Cowgirls Srira-Cha-Cha Popcorn

I bare my soul regarding Sri Racha based food products

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Now and Later Shell Shocked

Shell Shocked. I guess the name. kinda fits, because I was shocked at how shitty these were, and shelled out money to buy them.

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Holy F*ing Sh*t Unreal Coconut IS Unreal

My quest for the ultimate Mounds clone might be over.

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Brach’s Turkey Dinner Candy Corn: Unique. Give ’em that.

Fowl for dessert. Do the math.

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Galatine Chocolate & Strawberry

These milk buttons aren't as boring as they might look.

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Skittles Sweets & Sours

Boring flavors-so why does this work so well?

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Galatine Biscotti…Milk Candy?

It's great when I think I'm gonna hate something, then I love it.

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Red Band Original Mix

Today we check out an extremely legit mix of wine gums, licorice, and the dreaded marshmallow

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Plopp Bar. Yeah.

Plop on down, friends. We got a weird bar for ya.

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Giggles & Sour Giggles from Yum Earth

look at my face, do I look like I'm giggling?

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Sweetsmith Candy Co: Brittle From The Great White North

Uptown brittle with a secret

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Francine’s Fudge: Xmas Candy in Summer

It's Christ's shining time again?

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Venco Zwartwitjes

What I thought these were is in fact not what they are. Or were.

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Kit Kat Lemon Crisps Are a Bit of All Right

When Kit Kat gives you lemons...

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Haribo Viola

What ARE these!!??!?!

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Bacon Popping Candy

Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should.

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Fudge in a Cup: How Could These Not Be Good?

The name kinda sells it no?

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Twizzler Minis Filled Twists

Like their cousins. Kissing cousins.

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Honeycomb Dips: You Want Dibs on These

Honeycomb. Yes.

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Tart n’ Tinys

These. I remember eating these on the roof of my elementary school, don't ask me how I got up there.

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Haribo Fruitmania

When your Yoplait at brekkers just isn't enough for you

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Garbage Pail Kids are BACK!

Who here had Garbage Pail Kids stickers on the door of their bedroom?

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Hotlix Margarita & Margarita with Salt Lollipops

They're very similar to Spinal Tap's classic album "Shark Sandwich". In the review, at least.

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Nerds Guava & Mango Chile

Nerds. Fundamental classic nostalgia candy. Can their new flavors deliver the goods?

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Caramella Moo: grown up toffee

All the varieties of toffee you could ever want are right.....here.

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Wacky Wafers

You guys. This is it. My nostalgic candy quest has been all about this particular candy.

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Pfefferminz Bruch

It's snowing outside-somewhere. That requires a seasonal candy.

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Nimm2 Soft: Fruit + Cola

Chewy, Fruity, Gooey. Cola-Y.

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Evolve: What to Do When You Don’t have Candy

Time to move forward. Oh, and eat candy. Oh and also these protein things.

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Candy People’s Sugar Free Line of Scandinavian Goodness

in what world has sugar free candy ever been good?

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Larabar: A Protein Bar on a Candy Blog? Yup.

Don't poo poo the protein bars. Even if they look like it.

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Alcoholic Gummy Bears

What's not to like about boozy Gummy Bears?

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Nostalgic Candy Club

If you remember all the candy in this box then you're old. Super old. In fact you're probably using your phone light to read this.

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Passover Candy Done Right: Top 10 Plagues Bucket

Finally. Our love of candy meets our love of....well it meets our religion at least.

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Pascall Pineapple Lumps

We're trying to break the stigma of "lumps" in general

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El Artesano’s Turron de Jijona: Straight Up Nougat

It's plain and simple: they're plain and simple

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Mike & Ikes Buttered Popcorn

Hot buttered crap is more like it

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Quest Bar: A Protein Bar for Dessert? Yep.

Looks like a candy bar, tastes like a candy bar, isn't a candy bar.

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Welcome to Unicorn Island

When you go to an island populated only by Unicorns, these are the kinds of things you'll find.

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Maynards Bassetts Mint Creams

A mint treat from across the pond that isn’t as different as something we’re all quite used to

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Volcano Popping Candy: Stop & Pop these Bad Boys

Popping candy makes me do the robot

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Swizzels Bumper Bag

This bag is BUMPIN'

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Tunnock’s Tea Cakes

Flavors no one hates, all wrapped up like a scary mushroom.

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Lakrisal Licorice Pastilles

Very interesting, very unique licorice weirdness

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