We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Evolve: What to Do When You Don’t have Candy

Time to move forward. Oh, and eat candy. Oh and also these protein things.

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Candy People’s Sugar Free Line of Scandinavian Goodness

in what world has sugar free candy ever been good?

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Larabar: A Protein Bar on a Candy Blog? Yup.

Don't poo poo the protein bars. Even if they look like it.

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Alcoholic Gummy Bears

What's not to like about boozy Gummy Bears?

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Nostalgic Candy Club

If you remember all the candy in this box then you're old. Super old. In fact you're probably using your phone light to read this.

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Passover Candy Done Right: Top 10 Plagues Bucket

Finally. Our love of candy meets our love of....well it meets our religion at least.

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Pascall Pineapple Lumps

We're trying to break the stigma of "lumps" in general

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El Artesano’s Turron de Jijona: Straight Up Nougat

It's plain and simple: they're plain and simple

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Mike & Ikes Buttered Popcorn

Hot buttered crap is more like it

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Quest Bar: A Protein Bar for Dessert? Yep.

Looks like a candy bar, tastes like a candy bar, isn't a candy bar.

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Welcome to Unicorn Island

When you go to an island populated only by Unicorns, these are the kinds of things you'll find.

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Maynards Bassetts Mint Creams

A mint treat from across the pond that isn’t as different as something we’re all quite used to

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Volcano Popping Candy: Stop & Pop these Bad Boys

Popping candy makes me do the robot

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Swizzels Bumper Bag

This bag is BUMPIN'

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Tunnock’s Tea Cakes

Flavors no one hates, all wrapped up like a scary mushroom.

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Lakrisal Licorice Pastilles

Very interesting, very unique licorice weirdness

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Freedom Japanese Market Subscription Box

What makes a subscription box stand out? Paper knives? Grape chocolate? Beef consume flavored chips? Check.

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Miss Kelly’s Candies Toffee: Unique Flavors over Tried & True

I wonder if they eat toffee in Amalfi

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Oyatsu Box Part 2

Part 2 of our look at Oyatsu Box

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Meiji…Pharmaceuticals?

This candy...might actually be what's for breakfast

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Lucas Salsaghetti Redux

We're going back to the well to review something for the second time-let's see if this time it fares any better.

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Juicy Gummee Rainbow Pencils

Sure, we all chewed on pencil erasers back in the day, but did you ever EAT one? Probably poisoned you, if so. Now we have an edible version, and damn if they aren't gorgeous.

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Toxic Waste Slime Licker: More Slime and Sour please

Roll on deodorant candy? In!

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Cracked Candy

Imagine our dilemma: review drugs on our site, or stay pure? It's one for the ages, folks

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2017 Winter Fancy Food Show: Holy Shit, That’s a Lot of Cheese

It sounds magical to be able to browse miles of food companies stuffing samples into your gullet. And it is, if you like ham and cheese.

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A candy 99% of you will hate: Big Island Candies Hawaiian Da-Kines Chocolate Dipped Ika

Who WOULDN'T want a smelly bottom feeding fish enrobed chocolate?

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Holiday Candy Video Review 3 of 3: Tootsie Candy Cane Pop Drops

Grab a cup of nog, won't you, as we gather around the tree to watch stupid videos of dudes reviewing Christmas candy

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Holiday Candy Video Review 2of 3: Junior Mints Peppermint Crunch

Everything you love about Junior Mints is still there, with some very subtle additional peppermint love

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Melon Kit Kat from Japan: Creamy. But dreamy?

Maybe we don't have a glut of melon candies for a reason...

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Lifesavers Fruit Tingles

I had to buy these because the word "tingles" in the name.

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Quattro: Tasty Japanese Confection with the Italian Name

It's called "quattro" because it has 4 layers. What's the over/under on how many Japanese people know that?

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Wooden Table Baking Co. Alfajores

When is a cookie not a confection, but a candy?

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Exploding Pickle Candy: Start the Euphemisms Now.

Sometimes a pickle is just a pickle

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Two Haute Cowgirls Srira-Cha-Cha Popcorn

Read with me as I bare my soul and innermost feelings regarding Sri Racha based food products

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#DidYouKnow there are Candy Corn flavored M&Ms?

Not sure you need different flavored M&Ms. Stick to chocolate and peanut butter.

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Turkish Peber Hot & Sour

I was hyped to finally try these: sour fruit flavored spicy hot pepper candies? SIGN ME UP

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Perle di Sole – Limoncello Chocolates from Italy

I really don't like Limoncello, but I absolutely adore these.

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Albanese Chocolate & Sea Salt covered English Toffee

Get your pencils out, kids, because you're gonna wanna take note of these. More importantly, get your credit cards out, because buying these is a must.

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Lifeguard Paste “Candy”

They call it paste, how good can it be?

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Giga Spam

It's possible these are genius, or severely misguided.

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Bronhi Original: A Toffee Breath Mint?

The Croats made some toffee and it's a bit surprising.

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Candy Jar: Does a Good User Experience Make Candy Taste Better?

Buying Candy? We recommend buying it here.

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Cadbury Pinky Bar: New Zealand’s Take on Rocky Road, Kinda

It's Pink. It's big-ish. It's not berry. It's from The Zeal.

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Want to win a rug, or a pillow, or a bag, or kinda ANYTHING with whatever you want printed on it?

It's contest time, kiddies, and this one's a doozy.

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Treats from the islands: Li Hing Mui Hawaii Style

Prepare to enter a new world: a sweet, sour, salty, bizarre world of flavor. Li Hing Mui world.

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Haribo Little Fuckin’ Cupcakes

Gonna get right to it: absolute crap fest.

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Carambar Original

The caramel world was waiting for a hero: no, it's not the seal salt $3 thingy at the boutique store. It's a cheap, French classic.

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Red Hots: the old “bait & switch”

Way to take my childhood, yell at it, then shit on it. Good job.

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Crakroc basically makes all other “bark” look bad

It's not "like" crack : it's Crakroc

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Curly Girlz Candy: Caramels, Toffees, and Nut Rolls- oh my!

Traditional candies made impeccably well = holiday bliss

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