We may be sour, but we know our sweets.
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 13, 2017
Sure, we all chewed on pencil erasers back in the day, but did you ever EAT one? Probably poisoned you, if so. Now we have an edible version, and damn if they aren't gorgeous.
Reviewed by Matty on Mar 8, 2017
Roll on deodorant candy? In!
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 3, 2017
Imagine our dilemma: review drugs on our site, or stay pure? It's one for the ages, folks
Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 27, 2017
It sounds magical to be able to browse miles of food companies stuffing samples into your gullet. And it is, if you like ham and cheese.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jan 20, 2017
Who WOULDN'T want a smelly bottom feeding fish enrobed chocolate?
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 24, 2016
Grab a cup of nog, won't you, as we gather around the tree to watch stupid videos of dudes reviewing Christmas candy
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 22, 2016
Everything you love about Junior Mints is still there, with some very subtle additional peppermint love
Reviewed by Matty on Dec 6, 2016
Maybe we don't have a glut of melon candies for a reason...
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 2, 2016
I had to buy these because the word "tingles" in the name.
Reviewed by Matty on Nov 8, 2016
It's called "quattro" because it has 4 layers. What's the over/under on how many Japanese people know that?
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 4, 2016
When is a cookie not a confection, but a candy?
Reviewed by Matty on Nov 1, 2016
Sometimes a pickle is just a pickle
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 14, 2016
Read with me as I bare my soul and innermost feelings regarding Sri Racha based food products
Reviewed by Matty on Sep 13, 2016
Not sure you need different flavored M&Ms. Stick to chocolate and peanut butter.
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 3, 2016
I was hyped to finally try these: sour fruit flavored spicy hot pepper candies? SIGN ME UP
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 27, 2016
I really don't like Limoncello, but I absolutely adore these.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 14, 2016
Get your pencils out, kids, because you're gonna wanna take note of these. More importantly, get your credit cards out, because buying these is a must.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 5, 2016
They call it paste, how good can it be?
Reviewed by Jonny on May 24, 2016
It's possible these are genius, or severely misguided.
Reviewed by Matty on May 18, 2016
The Croats made some toffee and it's a bit surprising.
Reviewed by Matty on May 3, 2016
Buying Candy? We recommend buying it here.
Reviewed by Matty on Apr 11, 2016
It's Pink. It's big-ish. It's not berry. It's from The Zeal.
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 9, 2016
It's contest time, kiddies, and this one's a doozy.
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 4, 2016
Prepare to enter a new world: a sweet, sour, salty, bizarre world of flavor. Li Hing Mui world.
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 23, 2016
Gonna get right to it: absolute crap fest.
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 16, 2016
The caramel world was waiting for a hero: no, it's not the seal salt $3 thingy at the boutique store. It's a cheap, French classic.
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 10, 2016
Way to take my childhood, yell at it, then shit on it. Good job.
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 21, 2015
It's not "like" crack : it's Crakroc
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 19, 2015
Traditional candies made impeccably well = holiday bliss
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 3, 2015
It's time for popping candy to jump into the 22nd century.
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 27, 2015
If there was an online candy store with permanent free shipping, would you buy from them? Every day, or just monthly?
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 6, 2015
Didn't like the look of these. Don't like cinnamon. But I LOVED these.
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 1, 2015
Few things use coconut in a pure, simple form as well as this does
Reviewed by Matty on Sep 28, 2015
Take an apple, add caramel, give to a baby, get a call from Child Protective Services
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 18, 2015
A Bridnled Cow is a cow that exhibits a tiger stripe-like pattern on their fur. Remember this for later.
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 15, 2015
We got fish, shrimp, and American gums today.
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 27, 2015
What kid in their right mind wants to eat beans when in a candy mood? MARK WAHLBERG, that's who!
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 18, 2015
Please read the review because I'm funny as hell, but in short: thee taste like dog shit.
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 3, 2015
Can natural candies that are interesting even be MADE any more?
Reviewed by Matty on Jul 24, 2015
What do you get when you eat a Zagnut bar? Like totally happy and then pissed cuz it's gone.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 1, 2015
Who doesn't want a box of snacks delivered to them monthly?
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 24, 2015
Sometimes, when you're craving ice cream.....you should just buy ice cream.
Reviewed by Matty on Jun 19, 2015
The only thing that's brittle about this brittle is the brittle part.
Reviewed by Matty on Jun 1, 2015
I think we have to stop reviewing candy. For one, I'm pretty sure we've reviewed everything. Last count we had 617 reviews on this site. The only reason there should be more candies than this is because of a Dentist Conspiracy.
Reviewed by Matty on May 26, 2015
Did you know they love pancakes in Israel? Well they do. I was there and there was a pancake house and it was good.
Reviewed by Matty on May 7, 2015
Us adults like sugar but not as much as kids do. Our elder taste buds crave sour and bitter and alcohol and spicy....
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 19, 2015
What do you get a snarky candy fiend when they're down?
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 6, 2015
Sweet. Spicy. Sour. Salty. Sexy.
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 3, 2015
Just another combination of chocolate, toffee and marshmallow. OR IS IT???
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 12, 2014
Do you really need another pumpkin spiced lasagna? Move on to salted caramel, kids.
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