We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Sugarfina: Wild Blueberry Fruttini

Introducing your new favorite candy store.

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Video Review: Homemade “Chocopoo”

Struggling to find the words for this one.

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Bassett’s Liquorice Allsorts

I love licorice, coconut, fruits, and chocolate. Love. But will I love them together? I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT. Together.

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Satellite Wafers: Plain ol’ Confusing

America is a wonderful place. The land of opportunity. Ever eaten bacon and chocolate? Thanks go to some fat-loving US...

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Jelly Belly Draft Beer Beans: Make a Concoction

Candy is dandy but beer is near

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Sri Racha Candy Canes

Oh joy! Holiday season! Another Sri Racha flavored candy! Another opportunity for disappointment!

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Building a Gingerbread house the SIZE of your house?

Gingerbread is #SoHoliday

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Mr. Blubber Brause Bonbons

They're fizzy, 'kept they're not.

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Cheri’s Desert Harvest Prickly Pear Cactus Jelly Candy

My new favorite kind of candy in a flavor I've never tried before.

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Video Review : Fla•Vor•Ice Squeeze Candy

It's exactly like the frozen version of Flav•R•Ice except inedible, disgusting, with notes of vaseline and lube.

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Video Review : Twinkies, The “Cupcake With Frosting On The Inside”

The age old Twinkie is reviewed by request. Go get...

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Payday: Peanut allergies? Stay away. The rest of us, Don’t.

When you have mothers and flight attendants scared the world over, you know the candy is good

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Choward’s Guava

It's old, it's new, it's hard, it's soft. It's....CHOWARD! ('s)

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Trader Joe’s All Natural Fruit Jellies

America doesn't know much from Pates De Fruits. Actually, I don't either, but I'm learning.

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Video Review : Quick Blast

It's small-it's plastic-it's from China! And it's got warnings galore on the packaging. WE'RE IN!

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Walkers Nonsuch Original Toffee

What's toffee..exactly? How is it different than caramel? Which is better? And as always, we tackle the persistently tough question "is it hard enough?"

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Sallos X-Tra Cool

All things people hate (hard candy, licorice, intense mint) in one convenient package!

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Dried Guava Balls: Not Sure a Better Name Saves These

Gritty and dirty meet tropical something

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Zoe’s Chocolate Co. : Two Bars For Review

What's gona be better: animal crackers in milk chocolate, or jelly beans in dark? Serious first world issue to ponder.

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Classic Candy Review : The Astro Pop

Time Machine back to summer, 1975. Sand? Check. Sun? Check. Sunscreen? Nope. no one cared back then.

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Who’s Up For Some Bourbon or Guinness Beer (Marshmallows)?

Guinness beer. Makers Mark Bourbon. Shit's getting real up in here.

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Tahoe City Chocolates, Munch, and Old Faithful Peanut Clusters

Come with me, won't you, as I take a stroll through the aisles of Tahoe City Chocolates, and uncover som gems old and new.

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It’s a Spicy New Year with Tabasco Jelly Belly’s

Tabasco on pizza is a prerequisite to eating, in most cases. Tabasco in your jelly beans is just a smidge different.

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Nimm 2 Lach Gummi Softies Sour is a LOT to write.

The cool thing about life, is that you never cease getting surprised-at least I don’t.  Hell, I didn’t...

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No candy review from me this week

This week I don't have the space in my head to try and be witty, and write a nonsensical review of something as mundane as candy.

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Gingerbread got ya down? Try Manischewitz’s “Chanukah House”!

I'm a Jew. I'm a Guru. I build things. (Salads mostly). Let's see how this fares.

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Cotton Candy: I like it. There. I said it. Gottanissue widat?

Cotton candy, also called candy floss, is sweet.

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Nerds Wildberry & Peach

As a Nerds connoisseur, I was both humiliated and overjoyed to learn of a flavor I hadn't tried yet.

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Haribo Tagada Pink’s Got No Stink

We reviewed Haribo’s “Primavera” candies a while back, and I liked them. A lot. Little did I know...

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King Leo Royal Mints : Civilized Mints. At Last!

King Leo make some pretty yummy mint-based candies.  We’ve reviewed a few. They understand how to mix different...

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Tic Tac Papaya Lime Summer Edition

Tic Tacs are the red headed step child of the grocery candy store aisle. It's time to recognize!

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49ers Candy: Oh no, I didn’t just do that?!

Yes I did. I actually have a review almost ready to write too. But this week, my real work is going to be un-sane and...

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Yume´ Blush: Rub All Over then Eat

When you want to rub someone and then eat it off. Litrally.

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E-ma Apple Ginger Pearls of Goodness and Sunshine

I had never had apple and ginger as a candy combination before. Now? I never want to not have it.

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Jelly Belly Soda: Dare I say one of the best ever?

When soda says "Hi. Drink me." I says "Sure." When Jelly Belly Gourmet Soda says "Trust me. I'm good." I says, "Open up and let's try you. Also, I think I'm going insane since soda doesn't talk."

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The Future is Here: Milk Straws Magic Sucking

Remember when you had to use spoons? So lame.

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Jelly Belly Factory Tour: Go. Look. Eat. Buy. Write a review.

The entire world can go to Jelly Belly and for free, see how they make the best jelly beans in the world. Are you part of the world?

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Want Some Free Sky Bars? UPDATED AGAIN!*

*And we have our lucky give-away receivers! (See how I didn’t say “winners”? Cuz yr all winners!...

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Who’s Buying these Borrachines Mexican Candies?

And a better question – who actually likes them? You? They sure look pretty. Nice colors. Soft and tender with...

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Green Tea Kit Kat: Japan is Wonderful

I love the Japanese and I love green tea and I love Kit Kats. Put it all together and that's a shit load of love yo.

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Peanut Butter Bars: Simply Good

Peanut Butter like you like it - like peanut butter

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Caramels Diablo Sea Salt Caramels with Chile

Aren't there enough sea salt caramels? Clearly not, smart guy.

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Persian Fairy Floss. Not For The Meek.

It's like a little fairy troll died and you shaved their head to save in a keepsake box.

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Shanghai Surprise

Here we go again: Let's try once more to see if China is offering anything interesting in the way of candy these days.

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Gary West Jerky – This mos DEF aint yer Momma’s jerky.

All jerkies are NOT created equal. Yet everyone MUST eat jerky- this I decree.

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Haribo Bananas – Ryan Gosling’s Favorite

I recently read an interview with Ryan Gosling- because I’m on vacation and there’s shitty magazines like...

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Arnold’s Crispy Peanut Brittle: nomnomnomnom…

Do you like peanuts? Salt? Sweetness? What the HELL are you waiting for?

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Mexican Alcohol Candy: Hmmm. Not Sure I Get It

Get hammered on Mexican jell candy. Seriously. DO IT.

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Arnold’s Candies Stick Candy : Ho Ho Ho

Ehh. Not for my liking, but the kid-in rare form-can't get enough of them.

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Jelly Belly Peas & Carrots: Look but Don’t Taste

I've had these things for months waiting for the right time to review. 'The right time' in this case is that I have nothing else to review right now.

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