We may be sour, but we know our sweets.
Reviewed by Matty on Apr 11, 2016
It's Pink. It's big-ish. It's not berry. It's from The Zeal.
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 9, 2016
It's contest time, kiddies, and this one's a doozy.
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 4, 2016
Prepare to enter a new world: a sweet, sour, salty, bizarre world of flavor. Li Hing Mui world.
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 23, 2016
Gonna get right to it: absolute crap fest.
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 16, 2016
The caramel world was waiting for a hero: no, it's not the seal salt $3 thingy at the boutique store. It's a cheap, French classic.
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 10, 2016
Way to take my childhood, yell at it, then shit on it. Good job.
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 21, 2015
It's not "like" crack : it's Crakroc
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 19, 2015
Traditional candies made impeccably well = holiday bliss
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 3, 2015
It's time for popping candy to jump into the 22nd century.
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 27, 2015
If there was an online candy store with permanent free shipping, would you buy from them? Every day, or just monthly?
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 6, 2015
Didn't like the look of these. Don't like cinnamon. But I LOVED these.
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 1, 2015
Few things use coconut in a pure, simple form as well as this does
Reviewed by Matty on Sep 28, 2015
Take an apple, add caramel, give to a baby, get a call from Child Protective Services
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 18, 2015
A Bridnled Cow is a cow that exhibits a tiger stripe-like pattern on their fur. Remember this for later.
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 15, 2015
We got fish, shrimp, and American gums today.
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 27, 2015
What kid in their right mind wants to eat beans when in a candy mood? MARK WAHLBERG, that's who!
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 18, 2015
Please read the review because I'm funny as hell, but in short: thee taste like dog shit.
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 3, 2015
Can natural candies that are interesting even be MADE any more?
Reviewed by Matty on Jul 24, 2015
What do you get when you eat a Zagnut bar? Like totally happy and then pissed cuz it's gone.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 1, 2015
Who doesn't want a box of snacks delivered to them monthly?
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 24, 2015
Sometimes, when you're craving ice cream.....you should just buy ice cream.
Reviewed by Matty on Jun 19, 2015
The only thing that's brittle about this brittle is the brittle part.
Reviewed by Matty on Jun 1, 2015
I think we have to stop reviewing candy. For one, I'm pretty sure we've reviewed everything. Last count we had 617 reviews on this site. The only reason there should be more candies than this is because of a Dentist Conspiracy.
Reviewed by Matty on May 26, 2015
Did you know they love pancakes in Israel? Well they do. I was there and there was a pancake house and it was good.
Reviewed by Matty on May 7, 2015
Us adults like sugar but not as much as kids do. Our elder taste buds crave sour and bitter and alcohol and spicy....
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 19, 2015
What do you get a snarky candy fiend when they're down?
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 6, 2015
Sweet. Spicy. Sour. Salty. Sexy.
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 3, 2015
Just another combination of chocolate, toffee and marshmallow. OR IS IT???
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 12, 2014
Do you really need another pumpkin spiced lasagna? Move on to salted caramel, kids.
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 10, 2014
The problem with candy of the month clubs is that...the candy isn't always what you like. Sugarwish fixed that problem.
Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 25, 2014
I like pecans. I really love bourbon. Caramel? My homeboy. These had better be good, right?
Reviewed by Matty on Nov 3, 2014
If you love tequila, then you're not alone. Unless you are home alone drinking it.
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 8, 2014
Imagine a world where fruit jellies could be half-covered in caramel. If that ever were to exist, the results might be close to this.
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 17, 2014
Dreaming of new Tic Tac flavors...
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 27, 2014
These kids know their candy, but they can't tell pretzel from Corn Flakes.
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 4, 2014
Can the classic 'Smore stand the test of time, or will it be unseated by lime & sea salt?
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 1, 2014
This is the kind of dream flavor combo that has to be dreamed up over Caipirinhas and Churrasco.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 18, 2014
Matty reviewed one flavor of Jones Soda Carbonated Candy years ago– Fufu Berry, which ironically turns out to be...
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 9, 2014
The candy Gurus finally get to try a Croatian candy! And it's banana-y!
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 4, 2014
This time, the Jr. Gurus are right on the nose- these are amazing.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 2, 2014
Peanut Brittle is Peanut Brittle is Peanut Brittle is....Old Bay??
Reviewed by Jonny on May 16, 2014
Trendy ginger and imaginary fruit: a good combo?
Reviewed by Jonny on May 9, 2014
I'm pretty sure you don't deserve these but for the sake of argument, let's just pretend that you do.
Reviewed by Jonny on May 7, 2014
Perfect, crunchy, salty toffee. The right amount of nuts make it irresistible. Ate it all in two...
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 7, 2014
Struggling to find the words for this one.
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 21, 2014
I love licorice, coconut, fruits, and chocolate. Love. But will I love them together? I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT. Together.
Reviewed by Matty on Mar 17, 2014
America is a wonderful place. The land of opportunity. Ever eaten bacon and chocolate? Thanks go to some fat-loving US...
Reviewed by Matty on Jan 27, 2014
Candy is dandy but beer is near
Reviewed by Jonny on Dec 11, 2013
Oh joy! Holiday season! Another Sri Racha flavored candy! Another opportunity for disappointment!
Reviewed by Matty on Dec 9, 2013
Gingerbread is #SoHoliday
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