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King Leo’s Chocolaty Pillows

Reviewed by Scotty on Jan 5, 2010

Scotty likes nuts n' bits in his mouth. Oh, and peppermints.

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King Leo’s Peppermint Bark Moves Me

Reviewed by Matty on Dec 18, 2009

Need some candy to make your holiday zing? King Leo has the Pep Bark for you. Your workmates will kiss you, and you won't even need to be under the mistletoe; it'll be perfectly inappropriate.

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Katje’s Tappsy – Marshy Licorice Hell

Reviewed by Matty on Dec 9, 2009

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Chocri Khan Let Me Rock You Chocri Khan

Reviewed by Matty on Nov 17, 2009

Make-your-own chocolate bars with loads of toppings - they aint cheap but they can be hot.

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Chock Full Of Eastern Promise, and Goo!

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 13, 2009

Last Monday was a good day. Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still...

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Tropical Stormz Tootsie Pops Lollipops, Fantasy Football Style

Reviewed by Mattyguru Jr. on Nov 11, 2009

$100 says you can't finish reading this review--it's THAT long.

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A Cornucopia of Asian…Candy?

Reviewed by Jonny on Nov 6, 2009

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Yorkie is Yucky

Reviewed by Matty on Nov 1, 2009

Yorkie is like : not so much.

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Popcorn Induced Flashback

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 30, 2009

In 1984, I could get egg flavored popcorn if I felt like it.

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Choclatique Wins. Period.

Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 7, 2009

How many chocolate companies make products specifically for YOU?

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Curlywurly – Britain’s Answer to the Beloved Marathon Bar?

Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 29, 2009

If I could, I'd enrobe MYSELF in caramel and chocolate.

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Chocoretas: Mexi Candy Hint o’ Minty

Reviewed by Matty on Aug 18, 2009

Mexican mint chocolate never tasted so imported

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Viva USA! Go NASA! Eat the Moon Rocks!

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 21, 2009

Just another bunch of chocolates, or for ONCE, something special?

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Idaho Spud: What matters is what’s outside, not inside

Reviewed by Matty on Jul 8, 2009

Coconut and chocolate sounds like a sex party. Trust me, I know. But thick, dense and wet should only describe some bad porn movie - not candy.

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Oh, Carlos. Be Better, Please.

Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 6, 2009

OOH, a plain chocolate bar! Wow!

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Take classic caramels. Now shake ‘em up. Keep shaking. Now eat.

Reviewed by Matty on Jun 9, 2009

Gourmet caramels that aint cheap. Are they really worth it?

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3 Musketeers Mint: The Patty Wins, The Links Lose

Reviewed by Mattyguru Jr. on Jun 3, 2009

A candy bar with no purpose in life. So sad.

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Boys on the Town Talking Tappsy

Reviewed by Matty on May 14, 2009

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No one Better Slay a Singer on My Butterfinger

Reviewed by Matty on Apr 7, 2009

If you need to read my review to know what this candy tastes like, then you either live in a cave or live outside the US. Both sound kinda fun to me right now.

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