We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Luralu’s Dark Bark

All bark is the same-except for this stuff

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Crakroc basically makes all other “bark” look bad

It's not "like" crack : it's Crakroc

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The Organic Candy Factory : Gummies & Chocolate

It was a tragic day....bears went missing....mistakes were made. Then we ate them.

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Belgian milk chocolate Mega-Coin. Who wants one?

bigger is...always better, amiright?

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Curly Girlz Candy: Caramels, Toffees, and Nut Rolls- oh my!

Traditional candies made impeccably well = holiday bliss

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Stivii Chocolate Bars: White Peach Dark Chocolate

Get ready for an entirely new concept in chocolate

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Cadbury Dairy Milk Marvellous Creations

Finally, putting the reputation of Cadbury chocolate to the test

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Mui-Bon & CandyinLA.com

If there was an online candy store with permanent free shipping, would you buy from them? Every day, or just monthly?

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Cockfest! er- Cokofest. Sorry. But it’s from Turkey.

Seriously, how often do you guys come home wasted late at night, on the mood for a cockfest?

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Israeli Milk Chocolate Bar with Popping Candy

Ya know how a lot of times, people use the tired expression "it's like a party in your mouth"? Well now it finally is.

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Laurie & Sons Moroccan Spiced Dark Chocolate Toffees

Didn't like the look of these. Don't like cinnamon. But I LOVED these.

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It’s Sugar goes big in a BIG way

How can you improve a Sour Patch Kid? Super size it. How can you improve chocolate covered gummy bears? That's a different story.

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Old Faithful: It’s What it Says it Is

Not exciting. Not new. But solid throughout.

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Salazon Organic Chocolate

There's too much "craft" chocolate. Rather, too much same-y chocolate. Can Salazon bust a move?

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Daim Bar- a Swedish hunk of deliciousness that totally isn’t like a Heath Bar…

How do you make a Heath Bar better?

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Sassy Sasso Bars: Small & Local Done Good

Small company, good sized chocolate bar takes on the big boys.

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Crakroc: chocolate, marshmallow, toffee….

Just another combination of chocolate, toffee and marshmallow. OR IS IT???

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Japan Crate: A Full Unboxing

No gimmicks, no ghetto ass sample sizes, no cast offs- if you want serious quality & serious variety of legit Japanese candy, you gotta check JapanCrate.com out.

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Crunky is decidedly un-junky

If you love artificial strawberry flavor like I do, then you're in for a treat.

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Ritter Ice Cream Parlor: Coffee Cream (Eiscafe)

I love coffee ice cream. Love it. But does this bar do it justice?

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Kimmie Candy’s Salted Caramel Chocorocks

Do you really need another pumpkin spiced lasagna? Move on to salted caramel, kids.

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Kimmie’s Coal Boulders are like seriously Bould

Chocolate that looks like chunks of coal will brighten every Xmas morn

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Superior Sea Gull Eggs are Real & Spectacular

When you put this much effort into candy, SOMEone should write about.

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RJ’s Licorice Choc Twists: A New Zealand Treat

Just because they are from New Zealand doesn't mean they are up the boohai, ya dag!

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Tootsie Roll King Size

You've had them a million times, but have you really thought about them? Also, what's your take on Tony Romo?

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Candy Gurus ‘Smores Throw Down

Can the classic 'Smore stand the test of time, or will it be unseated by lime & sea salt?

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Oh No, It’s Bananko!

The candy Gurus finally get to try a Croatian candy! And it's banana-y!

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Twix Unwrapped Bites

Everybody, all together, shout towards the sky, "TWIXXXXXXXXXXXXX!"

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Chocolate Decadence Dark Chocolate Coconut Buttons

It's like a Mounds, but completely different.

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Athena Black Cherry & Aphrodite Kumquat

I'm pretty sure you don't deserve these but for the sake of argument, let's just pretend that you do.

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Larsen’s Fine Candies English Toffee

Holy.  Shit. Perfect, crunchy, salty toffee.  The right amount of nuts make it irresistible.  Ate it all in two...

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Video Review: Homemade “Chocopoo”

Struggling to find the words for this one.

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Colts Bolts – Classic Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter & Almonds

It's like everything good in a portable puck.

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Jelly Belly Dark Chocolate Covered Tobasco Flavored Beans

Dark chocolate, Tobasco sauce, and a sweet chew jelly bean. Thoughts/comments/suggestions?

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Mocken Boules: Talk about German Variety

Moucken Boules are Fooken Shoeless! (no idea what that means but I think it rhymes)

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Venchi Italian chocolate bar: Adding herbs and fruit to everyone’s chagrin

When Italians make anything, I eat it. Here's chocolate. Guess what I did when I got it.

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Bitter Crunky Bar

After eating this Crunky, I'm feeling a tad cranky. Also, I'd like to Crunk.

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Lovely Candy: One for me…One for you

Real fruit. No Fake nothing. Real good. L'Chaim.

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Chocolate Sea Salt Butterscotch Caramels: Name Says it All

If you thought butterscotch kinda sucked yr kinda wrong

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Snickers Bites: Dime-sized & Still Satisfying

It's an old standby but dammit there's a reason for that

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Sula Toffee To Go “Kaffeecreme”

Caramel goes with salt. This we know. But does it go with coffee? What about white chocolate? Porjk Belly?

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Ocho Coconut Bar: When Price is No Object

Great coconut. Perfect for the rich!

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Zoe’s Chocolate Co. : Two Bars For Review

What's gona be better: animal crackers in milk chocolate, or jelly beans in dark? Serious first world issue to ponder.

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Baci means Kiss in Italian. Maybe should mean French Kiss.

Italians and their food. Let's let them keep making it.

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Wild Ophelia: Beef Jerky Milk Chocolate Brings Wisps of Animal

I know I know... when we think 'chocolate' we all think 'beef'. Nothing new here. Oh WAIT A MINUTE!

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Skinny Cow: “Divine Chocolates” that Don’t Fatten You Up

When you're fat, you diet. But you got to still eat candy. Because why make life any shittier?

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Happy Halloween! These are Terrible Coconut Candies!

Bad coconut candy may scare the hell out of you. Run!

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Choclatique: Vote for Cocoa!

When you're in the mood to elect an official and eat chocolate

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Sendfudge.com: Can it get any clearer?

How in god's name am I going to get some fudge sent here? Sendfudge.com, that's the hell how yo!

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Kvikk Lunsj: Yeah, it’s spelled like that

Jeg elsker norske kvinner. Jeg mener sjokolade.

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