We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate

So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...

Full Review

Tobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes

Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.

Full Review

Sweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.

Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?

Full Review

Long Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut

If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.

Full Review

Caffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out

Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.

Full Review

Ice Cubes: Classic Chocolate Misnomer

Chocolate makes the world go around. Or is that peace. Or is it money. I can never remember.

Full Review

Vosges Goji Bar: Tibetan Berries and Himalayan Salt at a K-Mart Near You!

Part of our infatuation with Vosges is that an attractive female makes the chocolate, but hot chick or no, a good product is a good product.

Full Review

Haribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.

Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado.  They’re...

Full Review

Brach’s Peanut Butter Poppins: Legacy Shmegacy. These Things are Good.

I Know I know. Brach's is candy heresy. Well not these my brother. Not these.

Full Review

Pralines with Loads of Gail Ambrosiusness

Pralines like truffles but really just great chocolates with flavors worth salivating over

Full Review

Twix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?

I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good...

Full Review

Same Sweet Candy Offers Some Sweet Caramels

I like the little guys, the small companies trying to make it big. And I like the Internet. It’s an instant...

Full Review

Toffee Turtles – Eat Some, Save the World, No Big Whoop

Why we don’t rely on kids to review candy: Dad: So how’d you like the candy? Kid A: Awesome Dad: Wow....

Full Review

Pretzel M&M’s – Candy Of The Year?

Pretzel M&M's sure as HELL be better than the coconut ones. I'm angry.

Full Review

Whoah-These Rocks Rock! Jean Philippe River Rocks

It's just fun to eat rocks. Don't tell me it's not.

Full Review

Christopher Elbow’s Chocolate Pops You in the Mouth

  uh what?   “No 6 Dark Rocks – 61% dark chocolate bar blended with popping candy”You know...

Full Review

2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular

The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!

Full Review

Camille Bloch Mousse: Serious Eurostyle Chocolates

Swiss chocolate that tastes just like Swiss chocolate!

Full Review

American Heritage Chocolate: I say good show sir!

Olde skoole chocolate with bold taste - great for cooks. From Mars inc. If you can find it, get it.

Full Review

The Coconut Debate : Are M&Ms Coconut The Real Deal?

I'll eat anything with coconut. But it's gotta HAVE coconut in it. Confused yet?

Full Review

Phillips Candy House Caramel Chocolate Apple – It’s A Giant

There's chocolate, and chocolate, and caramel, and chocolate and an apple.

Full Review

Goo Goo Clusters Go Old School On Y’ass…

This claims to be the FIRST EVER combination candy bar. Intrigued?

Full Review

Alpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy

Grandma might steal them from you.

Full Review

Who’s Up For A Soybean Kit Kat?

Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!

Full Review

Not Just Cereal: Sugar Cereal Covered in Sugar

What are they? Oh just little fun boxes filled with yr favorite sweet cereals covered in chocolate. Any kid under 10 will rid their DVRs of Hannah Montana for a year straight to get a fix of this stuff.

Full Review

And The Winner Is…Vosges Haut Chocolat!

Vosges continues to make chocolate based candy treats that are insta-classics. This time is no exception.

Full Review

Gail Ambrosius: Truffles that Men Won’t Hide From

I don't think I've ever heard a dude say, "Man, I sure could use a smooth chocolate truffle right now." Still - when the experts at Gail Ambrosius Chocolatier sent us a note asking if we wanted to try their wares, I of course said yes since - well, it IS candy, and well, I AM a pushover and I'll try anything once espesh if it's free.

Full Review

Marich Confectionary Stuns the Gurus

Solid candies from a family company. Word!

Full Review

Güdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported

They're called güdfüd and they're American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.

Full Review

Donkey Balls’ “Balls of Fire”: Heatin’ Up Yr Nuts

These things are spicy and it creeps up on you; takes awhile to get there. Maybe 5 full one-one-thousands later and then this great cayenne flavor starts to appear in the back of my throat. Serious pure heat. I likey.

Full Review

Ireland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???

Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?

Full Review

Wonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.

I looked up "exceptional" in the dictionary and found that it means unusually excellent or superior, extremely rare and extraordinary. Then I looked through the Wonka website and they call the Wonka Exceptional Chocolate bars "the World's Most Incomparably Imaginative Chocolate." Really? Quite a description to live up to...

Full Review

Vosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses

The ass-kicker of Reeses has arrived.

Full Review

Theo’s Vegan Fig, Fennel and Almond Bar

I liked the way the almonds and fennel got stuck in your teeth - a treat for later.

Full Review

Sweet & Salty Corn Bits: Make Love to Them

See yourself as the John Mayer of new experiences? Someone who makes love to life like it’s crack cocaine? Then my friend — you are in for a world of tastiness with these choco covered corn nuts.

Full Review

Trader Joe’s Classic Dark Hershey’s

Trader Joe's Classic Dark Chocolate Bar. Sure, it's fine. Who cares. And that's probably its problem.

Full Review

Caramel Knowledge: Choco Domes Worth Scaling

Cocoa Pete's Caramel Knowledge: Name and packaging aside - these dark chocolate/dark caramels kick ass

Full Review

Vosges Chocolate Covered Chile Tortilla Chips : Stoner Food 101

You can't get these at Taco Bell-yet.

Full Review

Simply Lite Dark Chocolate: No Shuggy Go Potty

Dark chocolate is all the rage and you can buy new bars everywhere now. Simply Lite has a sugar free bar that tastes great - but what is it doing to my body?

Full Review

Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Chocolate, Meet Swine

Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Applewood smoked bacon + Alder wood smoked salt + dark chocolate 62% cacao 3oz. So keeping...

Full Review

Cost Plus’ Sea Salt Dark Chocolate: Tiger Woods vs. Salty Chocolate

The best chocolate bar EVER?

Full Review

Reese’s Dark and Reese’s White: Look To The Cookie, Or At Least Elsewhere

The gang here at Candygurus are a mixed, motley crew. One of the Gurus is a CEO, while another plays professional...

Full Review

King Leo’s Chocolaty Pillows

Scotty likes nuts n' bits in his mouth. Oh, and peppermints.

Full Review

King Leo’s Peppermint Bark Moves Me

Need some candy to make your holiday zing? King Leo has the Pep Bark for you. Your workmates will kiss you, and you won't even need to be under the mistletoe; it'll be perfectly inappropriate.

Full Review

Chocri Khan Let Me Rock You Chocri Khan

Make-your-own chocolate bars with loads of toppings - they aint cheap but they can be hot.

Full Review

Chock Full Of Eastern Promise, and Goo!

Last Monday was a good day.  Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still...

Full Review

Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate

So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...

Full Review

Tobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes

Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.

Full Review

Sweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.

Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?

Full Review

Long Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut

If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.

Full Review

Caffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out

Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.

Full Review

Ice Cubes: Classic Chocolate Misnomer

Chocolate makes the world go around. Or is that peace. Or is it money. I can never remember.

Full Review

Vosges Goji Bar: Tibetan Berries and Himalayan Salt at a K-Mart Near You!

Part of our infatuation with Vosges is that an attractive female makes the chocolate, but hot chick or no, a good product is a good product.

Full Review

Haribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.

Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado.  They’re...

Full Review

Brach’s Peanut Butter Poppins: Legacy Shmegacy. These Things are Good.

I Know I know. Brach's is candy heresy. Well not these my brother. Not these.

Full Review

Pralines with Loads of Gail Ambrosiusness

Pralines like truffles but really just great chocolates with flavors worth salivating over

Full Review

Twix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?

I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good...

Full Review

Same Sweet Candy Offers Some Sweet Caramels

I like the little guys, the small companies trying to make it big. And I like the Internet. It’s an instant...

Full Review

Toffee Turtles – Eat Some, Save the World, No Big Whoop

Why we don’t rely on kids to review candy: Dad: So how’d you like the candy? Kid A: Awesome Dad: Wow....

Full Review

Pretzel M&M’s – Candy Of The Year?

Pretzel M&M's sure as HELL be better than the coconut ones. I'm angry.

Full Review

Whoah-These Rocks Rock! Jean Philippe River Rocks

It's just fun to eat rocks. Don't tell me it's not.

Full Review

Christopher Elbow’s Chocolate Pops You in the Mouth

  uh what?   “No 6 Dark Rocks – 61% dark chocolate bar blended with popping candy”You know...

Full Review

2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular

The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!

Full Review

Camille Bloch Mousse: Serious Eurostyle Chocolates

Swiss chocolate that tastes just like Swiss chocolate!

Full Review

American Heritage Chocolate: I say good show sir!

Olde skoole chocolate with bold taste - great for cooks. From Mars inc. If you can find it, get it.

Full Review

The Coconut Debate : Are M&Ms Coconut The Real Deal?

I'll eat anything with coconut. But it's gotta HAVE coconut in it. Confused yet?

Full Review

Phillips Candy House Caramel Chocolate Apple – It’s A Giant

There's chocolate, and chocolate, and caramel, and chocolate and an apple.

Full Review

Goo Goo Clusters Go Old School On Y’ass…

This claims to be the FIRST EVER combination candy bar. Intrigued?

Full Review

Alpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy

Grandma might steal them from you.

Full Review

Who’s Up For A Soybean Kit Kat?

Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!

Full Review

Not Just Cereal: Sugar Cereal Covered in Sugar

What are they? Oh just little fun boxes filled with yr favorite sweet cereals covered in chocolate. Any kid under 10 will rid their DVRs of Hannah Montana for a year straight to get a fix of this stuff.

Full Review

And The Winner Is…Vosges Haut Chocolat!

Vosges continues to make chocolate based candy treats that are insta-classics. This time is no exception.

Full Review

Gail Ambrosius: Truffles that Men Won’t Hide From

I don't think I've ever heard a dude say, "Man, I sure could use a smooth chocolate truffle right now." Still - when the experts at Gail Ambrosius Chocolatier sent us a note asking if we wanted to try their wares, I of course said yes since - well, it IS candy, and well, I AM a pushover and I'll try anything once espesh if it's free.

Full Review

Marich Confectionary Stuns the Gurus

Solid candies from a family company. Word!

Full Review

Güdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported

They're called güdfüd and they're American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.

Full Review

Donkey Balls’ “Balls of Fire”: Heatin’ Up Yr Nuts

These things are spicy and it creeps up on you; takes awhile to get there. Maybe 5 full one-one-thousands later and then this great cayenne flavor starts to appear in the back of my throat. Serious pure heat. I likey.

Full Review

Ireland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???

Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?

Full Review

Wonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.

I looked up "exceptional" in the dictionary and found that it means unusually excellent or superior, extremely rare and extraordinary. Then I looked through the Wonka website and they call the Wonka Exceptional Chocolate bars "the World's Most Incomparably Imaginative Chocolate." Really? Quite a description to live up to...

Full Review

Vosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses

The ass-kicker of Reeses has arrived.

Full Review

Theo’s Vegan Fig, Fennel and Almond Bar

I liked the way the almonds and fennel got stuck in your teeth - a treat for later.

Full Review

Sweet & Salty Corn Bits: Make Love to Them

See yourself as the John Mayer of new experiences? Someone who makes love to life like it’s crack cocaine? Then my friend — you are in for a world of tastiness with these choco covered corn nuts.

Full Review

Trader Joe’s Classic Dark Hershey’s

Trader Joe's Classic Dark Chocolate Bar. Sure, it's fine. Who cares. And that's probably its problem.

Full Review

Caramel Knowledge: Choco Domes Worth Scaling

Cocoa Pete's Caramel Knowledge: Name and packaging aside - these dark chocolate/dark caramels kick ass

Full Review

Vosges Chocolate Covered Chile Tortilla Chips : Stoner Food 101

You can't get these at Taco Bell-yet.

Full Review

Simply Lite Dark Chocolate: No Shuggy Go Potty

Dark chocolate is all the rage and you can buy new bars everywhere now. Simply Lite has a sugar free bar that tastes great - but what is it doing to my body?

Full Review

Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Chocolate, Meet Swine

Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Applewood smoked bacon + Alder wood smoked salt + dark chocolate 62% cacao 3oz. So keeping...

Full Review

Cost Plus’ Sea Salt Dark Chocolate: Tiger Woods vs. Salty Chocolate

The best chocolate bar EVER?

Full Review

Reese’s Dark and Reese’s White: Look To The Cookie, Or At Least Elsewhere

The gang here at Candygurus are a mixed, motley crew. One of the Gurus is a CEO, while another plays professional...

Full Review

King Leo’s Chocolaty Pillows

Scotty likes nuts n' bits in his mouth. Oh, and peppermints.

Full Review

King Leo’s Peppermint Bark Moves Me

Need some candy to make your holiday zing? King Leo has the Pep Bark for you. Your workmates will kiss you, and you won't even need to be under the mistletoe; it'll be perfectly inappropriate.

Full Review

Chocri Khan Let Me Rock You Chocri Khan

Make-your-own chocolate bars with loads of toppings - they aint cheap but they can be hot.

Full Review

Chock Full Of Eastern Promise, and Goo!

Last Monday was a good day.  Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still...

Full Review

Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate

So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...

Full Review

Tobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes

Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.

Full Review

Sweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.

Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?

Full Review

Long Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut

If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.

Full Review

Caffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out

Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.

Full Review

Ice Cubes: Classic Chocolate Misnomer

Chocolate makes the world go around. Or is that peace. Or is it money. I can never remember.

Full Review

Vosges Goji Bar: Tibetan Berries and Himalayan Salt at a K-Mart Near You!

Part of our infatuation with Vosges is that an attractive female makes the chocolate, but hot chick or no, a good product is a good product.

Full Review

Haribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.

Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado.  They’re...

Full Review

Brach’s Peanut Butter Poppins: Legacy Shmegacy. These Things are Good.

I Know I know. Brach's is candy heresy. Well not these my brother. Not these.

Full Review

Pralines with Loads of Gail Ambrosiusness

Pralines like truffles but really just great chocolates with flavors worth salivating over

Full Review

Twix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?

I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good...

Full Review

Same Sweet Candy Offers Some Sweet Caramels

I like the little guys, the small companies trying to make it big. And I like the Internet. It’s an instant...

Full Review

Toffee Turtles – Eat Some, Save the World, No Big Whoop

Why we don’t rely on kids to review candy: Dad: So how’d you like the candy? Kid A: Awesome Dad: Wow....

Full Review

Pretzel M&M’s – Candy Of The Year?

Pretzel M&M's sure as HELL be better than the coconut ones. I'm angry.

Full Review

Whoah-These Rocks Rock! Jean Philippe River Rocks

It's just fun to eat rocks. Don't tell me it's not.

Full Review

Christopher Elbow’s Chocolate Pops You in the Mouth

  uh what?   “No 6 Dark Rocks – 61% dark chocolate bar blended with popping candy”You know...

Full Review

2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular

The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!

Full Review

Camille Bloch Mousse: Serious Eurostyle Chocolates

Swiss chocolate that tastes just like Swiss chocolate!

Full Review

American Heritage Chocolate: I say good show sir!

Olde skoole chocolate with bold taste - great for cooks. From Mars inc. If you can find it, get it.

Full Review

The Coconut Debate : Are M&Ms Coconut The Real Deal?

I'll eat anything with coconut. But it's gotta HAVE coconut in it. Confused yet?

Full Review

Phillips Candy House Caramel Chocolate Apple – It’s A Giant

There's chocolate, and chocolate, and caramel, and chocolate and an apple.

Full Review

Goo Goo Clusters Go Old School On Y’ass…

This claims to be the FIRST EVER combination candy bar. Intrigued?

Full Review

Alpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy

Grandma might steal them from you.

Full Review

Who’s Up For A Soybean Kit Kat?

Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!

Full Review

Not Just Cereal: Sugar Cereal Covered in Sugar

What are they? Oh just little fun boxes filled with yr favorite sweet cereals covered in chocolate. Any kid under 10 will rid their DVRs of Hannah Montana for a year straight to get a fix of this stuff.

Full Review

And The Winner Is…Vosges Haut Chocolat!

Vosges continues to make chocolate based candy treats that are insta-classics. This time is no exception.

Full Review

Gail Ambrosius: Truffles that Men Won’t Hide From

I don't think I've ever heard a dude say, "Man, I sure could use a smooth chocolate truffle right now." Still - when the experts at Gail Ambrosius Chocolatier sent us a note asking if we wanted to try their wares, I of course said yes since - well, it IS candy, and well, I AM a pushover and I'll try anything once espesh if it's free.

Full Review

Marich Confectionary Stuns the Gurus

Solid candies from a family company. Word!

Full Review

Güdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported

They're called güdfüd and they're American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.

Full Review

Donkey Balls’ “Balls of Fire”: Heatin’ Up Yr Nuts

These things are spicy and it creeps up on you; takes awhile to get there. Maybe 5 full one-one-thousands later and then this great cayenne flavor starts to appear in the back of my throat. Serious pure heat. I likey.

Full Review

Ireland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???

Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?

Full Review

Wonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.

I looked up "exceptional" in the dictionary and found that it means unusually excellent or superior, extremely rare and extraordinary. Then I looked through the Wonka website and they call the Wonka Exceptional Chocolate bars "the World's Most Incomparably Imaginative Chocolate." Really? Quite a description to live up to...

Full Review

Vosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses

The ass-kicker of Reeses has arrived.

Full Review

Theo’s Vegan Fig, Fennel and Almond Bar

I liked the way the almonds and fennel got stuck in your teeth - a treat for later.

Full Review

Sweet & Salty Corn Bits: Make Love to Them

See yourself as the John Mayer of new experiences? Someone who makes love to life like it’s crack cocaine? Then my friend — you are in for a world of tastiness with these choco covered corn nuts.

Full Review

Trader Joe’s Classic Dark Hershey’s

Trader Joe's Classic Dark Chocolate Bar. Sure, it's fine. Who cares. And that's probably its problem.

Full Review

Caramel Knowledge: Choco Domes Worth Scaling

Cocoa Pete's Caramel Knowledge: Name and packaging aside - these dark chocolate/dark caramels kick ass

Full Review

Vosges Chocolate Covered Chile Tortilla Chips : Stoner Food 101

You can't get these at Taco Bell-yet.

Full Review

Simply Lite Dark Chocolate: No Shuggy Go Potty

Dark chocolate is all the rage and you can buy new bars everywhere now. Simply Lite has a sugar free bar that tastes great - but what is it doing to my body?

Full Review

Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Chocolate, Meet Swine

Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Applewood smoked bacon + Alder wood smoked salt + dark chocolate 62% cacao 3oz. So keeping...

Full Review

Cost Plus’ Sea Salt Dark Chocolate: Tiger Woods vs. Salty Chocolate

The best chocolate bar EVER?

Full Review

Reese’s Dark and Reese’s White: Look To The Cookie, Or At Least Elsewhere

The gang here at Candygurus are a mixed, motley crew. One of the Gurus is a CEO, while another plays professional...

Full Review

King Leo’s Chocolaty Pillows

Scotty likes nuts n' bits in his mouth. Oh, and peppermints.

Full Review

King Leo’s Peppermint Bark Moves Me

Need some candy to make your holiday zing? King Leo has the Pep Bark for you. Your workmates will kiss you, and you won't even need to be under the mistletoe; it'll be perfectly inappropriate.

Full Review

Chocri Khan Let Me Rock You Chocri Khan

Make-your-own chocolate bars with loads of toppings - they aint cheap but they can be hot.

Full Review

Chock Full Of Eastern Promise, and Goo!

Last Monday was a good day.  Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still...

Full Review

Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate

So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...

Full Review

Tobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes

Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.

Full Review

Sweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.

Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?

Full Review

Long Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut

If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.

Full Review

Caffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out

Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.

Full Review

Ice Cubes: Classic Chocolate Misnomer

Chocolate makes the world go around. Or is that peace. Or is it money. I can never remember.

Full Review

Vosges Goji Bar: Tibetan Berries and Himalayan Salt at a K-Mart Near You!

Part of our infatuation with Vosges is that an attractive female makes the chocolate, but hot chick or no, a good product is a good product.

Full Review

Haribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.

Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado.  They’re...

Full Review

Brach’s Peanut Butter Poppins: Legacy Shmegacy. These Things are Good.

I Know I know. Brach's is candy heresy. Well not these my brother. Not these.

Full Review

Pralines with Loads of Gail Ambrosiusness

Pralines like truffles but really just great chocolates with flavors worth salivating over

Full Review

Twix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?

I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good...

Full Review

Same Sweet Candy Offers Some Sweet Caramels

I like the little guys, the small companies trying to make it big. And I like the Internet. It’s an instant...

Full Review

Toffee Turtles – Eat Some, Save the World, No Big Whoop

Why we don’t rely on kids to review candy: Dad: So how’d you like the candy? Kid A: Awesome Dad: Wow....

Full Review

Pretzel M&M’s – Candy Of The Year?

Pretzel M&M's sure as HELL be better than the coconut ones. I'm angry.

Full Review

Whoah-These Rocks Rock! Jean Philippe River Rocks

It's just fun to eat rocks. Don't tell me it's not.

Full Review

Christopher Elbow’s Chocolate Pops You in the Mouth

  uh what?   “No 6 Dark Rocks – 61% dark chocolate bar blended with popping candy”You know...

Full Review

2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular

The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!

Full Review

Camille Bloch Mousse: Serious Eurostyle Chocolates

Swiss chocolate that tastes just like Swiss chocolate!

Full Review

American Heritage Chocolate: I say good show sir!

Olde skoole chocolate with bold taste - great for cooks. From Mars inc. If you can find it, get it.

Full Review

The Coconut Debate : Are M&Ms Coconut The Real Deal?

I'll eat anything with coconut. But it's gotta HAVE coconut in it. Confused yet?

Full Review

Phillips Candy House Caramel Chocolate Apple – It’s A Giant

There's chocolate, and chocolate, and caramel, and chocolate and an apple.

Full Review

Goo Goo Clusters Go Old School On Y’ass…

This claims to be the FIRST EVER combination candy bar. Intrigued?

Full Review

Alpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy

Grandma might steal them from you.

Full Review

Who’s Up For A Soybean Kit Kat?

Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!

Full Review

Not Just Cereal: Sugar Cereal Covered in Sugar

What are they? Oh just little fun boxes filled with yr favorite sweet cereals covered in chocolate. Any kid under 10 will rid their DVRs of Hannah Montana for a year straight to get a fix of this stuff.

Full Review

And The Winner Is…Vosges Haut Chocolat!

Vosges continues to make chocolate based candy treats that are insta-classics. This time is no exception.

Full Review

Gail Ambrosius: Truffles that Men Won’t Hide From

I don't think I've ever heard a dude say, "Man, I sure could use a smooth chocolate truffle right now." Still - when the experts at Gail Ambrosius Chocolatier sent us a note asking if we wanted to try their wares, I of course said yes since - well, it IS candy, and well, I AM a pushover and I'll try anything once espesh if it's free.

Full Review

Marich Confectionary Stuns the Gurus

Solid candies from a family company. Word!

Full Review

Güdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported

They're called güdfüd and they're American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.

Full Review

Donkey Balls’ “Balls of Fire”: Heatin’ Up Yr Nuts

These things are spicy and it creeps up on you; takes awhile to get there. Maybe 5 full one-one-thousands later and then this great cayenne flavor starts to appear in the back of my throat. Serious pure heat. I likey.

Full Review

Ireland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???

Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?

Full Review

Wonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.

I looked up "exceptional" in the dictionary and found that it means unusually excellent or superior, extremely rare and extraordinary. Then I looked through the Wonka website and they call the Wonka Exceptional Chocolate bars "the World's Most Incomparably Imaginative Chocolate." Really? Quite a description to live up to...

Full Review

Vosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses

The ass-kicker of Reeses has arrived.

Full Review

Theo’s Vegan Fig, Fennel and Almond Bar

I liked the way the almonds and fennel got stuck in your teeth - a treat for later.

Full Review

Sweet & Salty Corn Bits: Make Love to Them

See yourself as the John Mayer of new experiences? Someone who makes love to life like it’s crack cocaine? Then my friend — you are in for a world of tastiness with these choco covered corn nuts.

Full Review

Trader Joe’s Classic Dark Hershey’s

Trader Joe's Classic Dark Chocolate Bar. Sure, it's fine. Who cares. And that's probably its problem.

Full Review

Caramel Knowledge: Choco Domes Worth Scaling

Cocoa Pete's Caramel Knowledge: Name and packaging aside - these dark chocolate/dark caramels kick ass

Full Review

Vosges Chocolate Covered Chile Tortilla Chips : Stoner Food 101

You can't get these at Taco Bell-yet.

Full Review

Simply Lite Dark Chocolate: No Shuggy Go Potty

Dark chocolate is all the rage and you can buy new bars everywhere now. Simply Lite has a sugar free bar that tastes great - but what is it doing to my body?

Full Review

Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Chocolate, Meet Swine

Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Applewood smoked bacon + Alder wood smoked salt + dark chocolate 62% cacao 3oz. So keeping...

Full Review

Cost Plus’ Sea Salt Dark Chocolate: Tiger Woods vs. Salty Chocolate

The best chocolate bar EVER?

Full Review

Reese’s Dark and Reese’s White: Look To The Cookie, Or At Least Elsewhere

The gang here at Candygurus are a mixed, motley crew. One of the Gurus is a CEO, while another plays professional...

Full Review

King Leo’s Chocolaty Pillows

Scotty likes nuts n' bits in his mouth. Oh, and peppermints.

Full Review

King Leo’s Peppermint Bark Moves Me

Need some candy to make your holiday zing? King Leo has the Pep Bark for you. Your workmates will kiss you, and you won't even need to be under the mistletoe; it'll be perfectly inappropriate.

Full Review

Chocri Khan Let Me Rock You Chocri Khan

Make-your-own chocolate bars with loads of toppings - they aint cheap but they can be hot.

Full Review

Chock Full Of Eastern Promise, and Goo!

Last Monday was a good day.  Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still...

Full Review

Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate

So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...

Full Review

Tobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes

Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.

Full Review

Sweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.

Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?

Full Review

Long Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut

If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.

Full Review

Caffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out

Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.

Full Review

Ice Cubes: Classic Chocolate Misnomer

Chocolate makes the world go around. Or is that peace. Or is it money. I can never remember.

Full Review

Vosges Goji Bar: Tibetan Berries and Himalayan Salt at a K-Mart Near You!

Part of our infatuation with Vosges is that an attractive female makes the chocolate, but hot chick or no, a good product is a good product.

Full Review

Haribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.

Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado.  They’re...

Full Review

Brach’s Peanut Butter Poppins: Legacy Shmegacy. These Things are Good.

I Know I know. Brach's is candy heresy. Well not these my brother. Not these.

Full Review

Pralines with Loads of Gail Ambrosiusness

Pralines like truffles but really just great chocolates with flavors worth salivating over

Full Review

Twix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?

I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good...

Full Review

Same Sweet Candy Offers Some Sweet Caramels

I like the little guys, the small companies trying to make it big. And I like the Internet. It’s an instant...

Full Review

Toffee Turtles – Eat Some, Save the World, No Big Whoop

Why we don’t rely on kids to review candy: Dad: So how’d you like the candy? Kid A: Awesome Dad: Wow....

Full Review

Pretzel M&M’s – Candy Of The Year?

Pretzel M&M's sure as HELL be better than the coconut ones. I'm angry.

Full Review

Whoah-These Rocks Rock! Jean Philippe River Rocks

It's just fun to eat rocks. Don't tell me it's not.

Full Review

Christopher Elbow’s Chocolate Pops You in the Mouth

  uh what?   “No 6 Dark Rocks – 61% dark chocolate bar blended with popping candy”You know...

Full Review

2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular

The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!

Full Review

Camille Bloch Mousse: Serious Eurostyle Chocolates

Swiss chocolate that tastes just like Swiss chocolate!

Full Review

American Heritage Chocolate: I say good show sir!

Olde skoole chocolate with bold taste - great for cooks. From Mars inc. If you can find it, get it.

Full Review

The Coconut Debate : Are M&Ms Coconut The Real Deal?

I'll eat anything with coconut. But it's gotta HAVE coconut in it. Confused yet?

Full Review

Phillips Candy House Caramel Chocolate Apple – It’s A Giant

There's chocolate, and chocolate, and caramel, and chocolate and an apple.

Full Review

Goo Goo Clusters Go Old School On Y’ass…

This claims to be the FIRST EVER combination candy bar. Intrigued?

Full Review

Alpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy

Grandma might steal them from you.

Full Review

Who’s Up For A Soybean Kit Kat?

Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!

Full Review

Not Just Cereal: Sugar Cereal Covered in Sugar

What are they? Oh just little fun boxes filled with yr favorite sweet cereals covered in chocolate. Any kid under 10 will rid their DVRs of Hannah Montana for a year straight to get a fix of this stuff.

Full Review

And The Winner Is…Vosges Haut Chocolat!

Vosges continues to make chocolate based candy treats that are insta-classics. This time is no exception.

Full Review

Gail Ambrosius: Truffles that Men Won’t Hide From

I don't think I've ever heard a dude say, "Man, I sure could use a smooth chocolate truffle right now." Still - when the experts at Gail Ambrosius Chocolatier sent us a note asking if we wanted to try their wares, I of course said yes since - well, it IS candy, and well, I AM a pushover and I'll try anything once espesh if it's free.

Full Review

Marich Confectionary Stuns the Gurus

Solid candies from a family company. Word!

Full Review

Güdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported

They're called güdfüd and they're American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.

Full Review

Donkey Balls’ “Balls of Fire”: Heatin’ Up Yr Nuts

These things are spicy and it creeps up on you; takes awhile to get there. Maybe 5 full one-one-thousands later and then this great cayenne flavor starts to appear in the back of my throat. Serious pure heat. I likey.

Full Review

Ireland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???

Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?

Full Review

Wonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.

I looked up "exceptional" in the dictionary and found that it means unusually excellent or superior, extremely rare and extraordinary. Then I looked through the Wonka website and they call the Wonka Exceptional Chocolate bars "the World's Most Incomparably Imaginative Chocolate." Really? Quite a description to live up to...

Full Review

Vosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses

The ass-kicker of Reeses has arrived.

Full Review

Theo’s Vegan Fig, Fennel and Almond Bar

I liked the way the almonds and fennel got stuck in your teeth - a treat for later.

Full Review

Sweet & Salty Corn Bits: Make Love to Them

See yourself as the John Mayer of new experiences? Someone who makes love to life like it’s crack cocaine? Then my friend — you are in for a world of tastiness with these choco covered corn nuts.

Full Review

Trader Joe’s Classic Dark Hershey’s

Trader Joe's Classic Dark Chocolate Bar. Sure, it's fine. Who cares. And that's probably its problem.

Full Review

Caramel Knowledge: Choco Domes Worth Scaling

Cocoa Pete's Caramel Knowledge: Name and packaging aside - these dark chocolate/dark caramels kick ass

Full Review

Vosges Chocolate Covered Chile Tortilla Chips : Stoner Food 101

You can't get these at Taco Bell-yet.

Full Review

Simply Lite Dark Chocolate: No Shuggy Go Potty

Dark chocolate is all the rage and you can buy new bars everywhere now. Simply Lite has a sugar free bar that tastes great - but what is it doing to my body?

Full Review

Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Chocolate, Meet Swine

Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Applewood smoked bacon + Alder wood smoked salt + dark chocolate 62% cacao 3oz. So keeping...

Full Review

Cost Plus’ Sea Salt Dark Chocolate: Tiger Woods vs. Salty Chocolate

The best chocolate bar EVER?

Full Review

Reese’s Dark and Reese’s White: Look To The Cookie, Or At Least Elsewhere

The gang here at Candygurus are a mixed, motley crew. One of the Gurus is a CEO, while another plays professional...

Full Review

King Leo’s Chocolaty Pillows

Scotty likes nuts n' bits in his mouth. Oh, and peppermints.

Full Review

King Leo’s Peppermint Bark Moves Me

Need some candy to make your holiday zing? King Leo has the Pep Bark for you. Your workmates will kiss you, and you won't even need to be under the mistletoe; it'll be perfectly inappropriate.

Full Review

Chocri Khan Let Me Rock You Chocri Khan

Make-your-own chocolate bars with loads of toppings - they aint cheap but they can be hot.

Full Review

Chock Full Of Eastern Promise, and Goo!

Last Monday was a good day.  Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still...

Full Review

Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate

So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...

Full Review

Tobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes

Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.

Full Review

Sweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.

Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?

Full Review

Long Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut

If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.

Full Review

Caffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out

Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.

Full Review

Ice Cubes: Classic Chocolate Misnomer

Chocolate makes the world go around. Or is that peace. Or is it money. I can never remember.

Full Review

Vosges Goji Bar: Tibetan Berries and Himalayan Salt at a K-Mart Near You!

Part of our infatuation with Vosges is that an attractive female makes the chocolate, but hot chick or no, a good product is a good product.

Full Review

Haribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.

Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado.  They’re...

Full Review

Brach’s Peanut Butter Poppins: Legacy Shmegacy. These Things are Good.

I Know I know. Brach's is candy heresy. Well not these my brother. Not these.

Full Review

Pralines with Loads of Gail Ambrosiusness

Pralines like truffles but really just great chocolates with flavors worth salivating over

Full Review

Twix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?

I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good...

Full Review

Same Sweet Candy Offers Some Sweet Caramels

I like the little guys, the small companies trying to make it big. And I like the Internet. It’s an instant...

Full Review

Toffee Turtles – Eat Some, Save the World, No Big Whoop

Why we don’t rely on kids to review candy: Dad: So how’d you like the candy? Kid A: Awesome Dad: Wow....

Full Review

Pretzel M&M’s – Candy Of The Year?

Pretzel M&M's sure as HELL be better than the coconut ones. I'm angry.

Full Review

Whoah-These Rocks Rock! Jean Philippe River Rocks

It's just fun to eat rocks. Don't tell me it's not.

Full Review

Christopher Elbow’s Chocolate Pops You in the Mouth

  uh what?   “No 6 Dark Rocks – 61% dark chocolate bar blended with popping candy”You know...

Full Review

2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular

The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!

Full Review

Camille Bloch Mousse: Serious Eurostyle Chocolates

Swiss chocolate that tastes just like Swiss chocolate!

Full Review

American Heritage Chocolate: I say good show sir!

Olde skoole chocolate with bold taste - great for cooks. From Mars inc. If you can find it, get it.

Full Review

The Coconut Debate : Are M&Ms Coconut The Real Deal?

I'll eat anything with coconut. But it's gotta HAVE coconut in it. Confused yet?

Full Review

Phillips Candy House Caramel Chocolate Apple – It’s A Giant

There's chocolate, and chocolate, and caramel, and chocolate and an apple.

Full Review

Goo Goo Clusters Go Old School On Y’ass…

This claims to be the FIRST EVER combination candy bar. Intrigued?

Full Review

Alpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy

Grandma might steal them from you.

Full Review

Who’s Up For A Soybean Kit Kat?

Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!

Full Review

Not Just Cereal: Sugar Cereal Covered in Sugar

What are they? Oh just little fun boxes filled with yr favorite sweet cereals covered in chocolate. Any kid under 10 will rid their DVRs of Hannah Montana for a year straight to get a fix of this stuff.

Full Review

And The Winner Is…Vosges Haut Chocolat!

Vosges continues to make chocolate based candy treats that are insta-classics. This time is no exception.

Full Review

Gail Ambrosius: Truffles that Men Won’t Hide From

I don't think I've ever heard a dude say, "Man, I sure could use a smooth chocolate truffle right now." Still - when the experts at Gail Ambrosius Chocolatier sent us a note asking if we wanted to try their wares, I of course said yes since - well, it IS candy, and well, I AM a pushover and I'll try anything once espesh if it's free.

Full Review

Marich Confectionary Stuns the Gurus

Solid candies from a family company. Word!

Full Review

Güdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported

They're called güdfüd and they're American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.

Full Review

Donkey Balls’ “Balls of Fire”: Heatin’ Up Yr Nuts

These things are spicy and it creeps up on you; takes awhile to get there. Maybe 5 full one-one-thousands later and then this great cayenne flavor starts to appear in the back of my throat. Serious pure heat. I likey.

Full Review

Ireland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???

Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?

Full Review

Wonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.

I looked up "exceptional" in the dictionary and found that it means unusually excellent or superior, extremely rare and extraordinary. Then I looked through the Wonka website and they call the Wonka Exceptional Chocolate bars "the World's Most Incomparably Imaginative Chocolate." Really? Quite a description to live up to...

Full Review

Vosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses

The ass-kicker of Reeses has arrived.

Full Review

Theo’s Vegan Fig, Fennel and Almond Bar

I liked the way the almonds and fennel got stuck in your teeth - a treat for later.

Full Review

Sweet & Salty Corn Bits: Make Love to Them

See yourself as the John Mayer of new experiences? Someone who makes love to life like it’s crack cocaine? Then my friend — you are in for a world of tastiness with these choco covered corn nuts.

Full Review

Trader Joe’s Classic Dark Hershey’s

Trader Joe's Classic Dark Chocolate Bar. Sure, it's fine. Who cares. And that's probably its problem.

Full Review

Caramel Knowledge: Choco Domes Worth Scaling

Cocoa Pete's Caramel Knowledge: Name and packaging aside - these dark chocolate/dark caramels kick ass

Full Review

Vosges Chocolate Covered Chile Tortilla Chips : Stoner Food 101

You can't get these at Taco Bell-yet.

Full Review

Simply Lite Dark Chocolate: No Shuggy Go Potty

Dark chocolate is all the rage and you can buy new bars everywhere now. Simply Lite has a sugar free bar that tastes great - but what is it doing to my body?

Full Review

Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Chocolate, Meet Swine

Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Applewood smoked bacon + Alder wood smoked salt + dark chocolate 62% cacao 3oz. So keeping...

Full Review

Cost Plus’ Sea Salt Dark Chocolate: Tiger Woods vs. Salty Chocolate

The best chocolate bar EVER?

Full Review

Reese’s Dark and Reese’s White: Look To The Cookie, Or At Least Elsewhere

The gang here at Candygurus are a mixed, motley crew. One of the Gurus is a CEO, while another plays professional...

Full Review

King Leo’s Chocolaty Pillows

Scotty likes nuts n' bits in his mouth. Oh, and peppermints.

Full Review

King Leo’s Peppermint Bark Moves Me

Need some candy to make your holiday zing? King Leo has the Pep Bark for you. Your workmates will kiss you, and you won't even need to be under the mistletoe; it'll be perfectly inappropriate.

Full Review

Chocri Khan Let Me Rock You Chocri Khan

Make-your-own chocolate bars with loads of toppings - they aint cheap but they can be hot.

Full Review

Chock Full Of Eastern Promise, and Goo!

Last Monday was a good day.  Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still...

Full Review

Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate

So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...

Full Review

Tobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes

Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.

Full Review

Sweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.

Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?

Full Review