We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

It’s Sugar goes big in a BIG way

How can you improve a Sour Patch Kid? Super size it. How can you improve chocolate covered gummy bears? That's a different story.

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Old Faithful: It’s What it Says it Is

Not exciting. Not new. But solid throughout.

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Salazon Organic Chocolate

There's too much "craft" chocolate. Rather, too much same-y chocolate. Can Salazon bust a move?

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Daim Bar- a Swedish hunk of deliciousness that totally isn’t like a Heath Bar…

How do you make a Heath Bar better?

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Sassy Sasso Bars: Small & Local Done Good

Small company, good sized chocolate bar takes on the big boys.

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Crakroc: chocolate, marshmallow, toffee….

Just another combination of chocolate, toffee and marshmallow. OR IS IT???

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Japan Crate: A Full Unboxing

No gimmicks, no ghetto ass sample sizes, no cast offs- if you want serious quality & serious variety of legit Japanese candy, you gotta check JapanCrate.com out.

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Crunky is decidedly un-junky

If you love artificial strawberry flavor like I do, then you're in for a treat.

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Ritter Ice Cream Parlor: Coffee Cream (Eiscafe)

I love coffee ice cream. Love it. But does this bar do it justice?

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Kimmie Candy’s Salted Caramel Chocorocks

Do you really need another pumpkin spiced lasagna? Move on to salted caramel, kids.

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Kimmie’s Coal Boulders are like seriously Bould

Chocolate that looks like chunks of coal will brighten every Xmas morn

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Superior Sea Gull Eggs are Real & Spectacular

When you put this much effort into candy, SOMEone should write about.

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RJ’s Licorice Choc Twists: A New Zealand Treat

Just because they are from New Zealand doesn't mean they are up the boohai, ya dag!

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Tootsie Roll King Size

You've had them a million times, but have you really thought about them? Also, what's your take on Tony Romo?

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Candy Gurus ‘Smores Throw Down

Can the classic 'Smore stand the test of time, or will it be unseated by lime & sea salt?

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Oh No, It’s Bananko!

The candy Gurus finally get to try a Croatian candy! And it's banana-y!

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Twix Unwrapped Bites

Everybody, all together, shout towards the sky, "TWIXXXXXXXXXXXXX!"

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Chocolate Decadence Dark Chocolate Coconut Buttons

It's like a Mounds, but completely different.

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Athena Black Cherry & Aphrodite Kumquat

I'm pretty sure you don't deserve these but for the sake of argument, let's just pretend that you do.

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Larsen’s Fine Candies English Toffee

Holy.  Shit. Perfect, crunchy, salty toffee.  The right amount of nuts make it irresistible.  Ate it all in two...

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Video Review: Homemade “Chocopoo”

Struggling to find the words for this one.

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Colts Bolts – Classic Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter & Almonds

It's like everything good in a portable puck.

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Jelly Belly Dark Chocolate Covered Tobasco Flavored Beans

Dark chocolate, Tobasco sauce, and a sweet chew jelly bean. Thoughts/comments/suggestions?

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Mocken Boules: Talk about German Variety

Moucken Boules are Fooken Shoeless! (no idea what that means but I think it rhymes)

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Venchi Italian chocolate bar: Adding herbs and fruit to everyone’s chagrin

When Italians make anything, I eat it. Here's chocolate. Guess what I did when I got it.

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Bitter Crunky Bar

After eating this Crunky, I'm feeling a tad cranky. Also, I'd like to Crunk.

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Lovely Candy: One for me…One for you

Real fruit. No Fake nothing. Real good. L'Chaim.

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Chocolate Sea Salt Butterscotch Caramels: Name Says it All

If you thought butterscotch kinda sucked yr kinda wrong

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Snickers Bites: Dime-sized & Still Satisfying

It's an old standby but dammit there's a reason for that

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Sula Toffee To Go “Kaffeecreme”

Caramel goes with salt. This we know. But does it go with coffee? What about white chocolate? Porjk Belly?

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Ocho Coconut Bar: When Price is No Object

Great coconut. Perfect for the rich!

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Zoe’s Chocolate Co. : Two Bars For Review

What's gona be better: animal crackers in milk chocolate, or jelly beans in dark? Serious first world issue to ponder.

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Baci means Kiss in Italian. Maybe should mean French Kiss.

Italians and their food. Let's let them keep making it.

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Wild Ophelia: Beef Jerky Milk Chocolate Brings Wisps of Animal

I know I know... when we think 'chocolate' we all think 'beef'. Nothing new here. Oh WAIT A MINUTE!

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Skinny Cow: “Divine Chocolates” that Don’t Fatten You Up

When you're fat, you diet. But you got to still eat candy. Because why make life any shittier?

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Happy Halloween! These are Terrible Coconut Candies!

Bad coconut candy may scare the hell out of you. Run!

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Choclatique: Vote for Cocoa!

When you're in the mood to elect an official and eat chocolate

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Sendfudge.com: Can it get any clearer?

How in god's name am I going to get some fudge sent here? Sendfudge.com, that's the hell how yo!

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Kvikk Lunsj: Yeah, it’s spelled like that

Jeg elsker norske kvinner. Jeg mener sjokolade.

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Cremino Bicalore: Bueno

When you want something sweet and hazelnutty from Mexico

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PB&J’s: Cursing the Name of Peanut Butter

PB&J's has a name that says "simpler days", "mom loves me" and "yum". These bars though say "your stoopid", "you have no taste" and "screw you".

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Rolo: While It’s Technically True That You CAN Roll a Rolo To Your Pal, I’m Not Going To.

"You can roll a Rolo / To your pal/ They're chocolate covered / Car - a -mal". Not car-a-mel, but car-a-mal. Get it right.

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Caramels Diablo Sea Salt Caramels with Chile

Aren't there enough sea salt caramels? Clearly not, smart guy.

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Sweetriot: Attractive People Make Chocolate Not War

Say what you want about how the Man is keeping you down by making Red Dye #5-riddled aspertame products but don't blame the kids at sweetriot who are doing what they can to be green, save the world, keep you healthy and, oh yeah, make chocolate.

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Make Valentine’s Day Totally Haute with Popcorn

Popcorn like it was meant to eat

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Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate

So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...

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Tobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes

Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.

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Sweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.

Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?

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Long Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut

If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.

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