Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate
So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...
Full ReviewTobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes
Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.
Full ReviewSweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.
Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?
Full ReviewLong Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut
If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.
Full ReviewCaffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out
Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.
Full ReviewIce Cubes: Classic Chocolate Misnomer
Chocolate makes the world go around. Or is that peace. Or is it money. I can never remember.
Full ReviewVosges Goji Bar: Tibetan Berries and Himalayan Salt at a K-Mart Near You!
Part of our infatuation with Vosges is that an attractive female makes the chocolate, but hot chick or no, a good product is a good product.
Full ReviewHaribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.
Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado. They’re...
Full ReviewBrach’s Peanut Butter Poppins: Legacy Shmegacy. These Things are Good.
I Know I know. Brach's is candy heresy. Well not these my brother. Not these.
Full ReviewPralines with Loads of Gail Ambrosiusness
Pralines like truffles but really just great chocolates with flavors worth salivating over
Full ReviewTwix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?
I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good...
Full ReviewSame Sweet Candy Offers Some Sweet Caramels
I like the little guys, the small companies trying to make it big. And I like the Internet. It’s an instant...
Full ReviewToffee Turtles – Eat Some, Save the World, No Big Whoop
Why we don’t rely on kids to review candy: Dad: So how’d you like the candy? Kid A: Awesome Dad: Wow....
Full ReviewPretzel M&M’s – Candy Of The Year?
Pretzel M&M's sure as HELL be better than the coconut ones. I'm angry.
Full ReviewWhoah-These Rocks Rock! Jean Philippe River Rocks
It's just fun to eat rocks. Don't tell me it's not.
Full ReviewChristopher Elbow’s Chocolate Pops You in the Mouth
uh what? “No 6 Dark Rocks – 61% dark chocolate bar blended with popping candy”You know...
Full Review2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular
The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!
Full ReviewCamille Bloch Mousse: Serious Eurostyle Chocolates
Swiss chocolate that tastes just like Swiss chocolate!
Full ReviewAmerican Heritage Chocolate: I say good show sir!
Olde skoole chocolate with bold taste - great for cooks. From Mars inc. If you can find it, get it.
Full ReviewThe Coconut Debate : Are M&Ms Coconut The Real Deal?
I'll eat anything with coconut. But it's gotta HAVE coconut in it. Confused yet?
Full ReviewPhillips Candy House Caramel Chocolate Apple – It’s A Giant
There's chocolate, and chocolate, and caramel, and chocolate and an apple.
Full ReviewGoo Goo Clusters Go Old School On Y’ass…
This claims to be the FIRST EVER combination candy bar. Intrigued?
Full ReviewAlpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy
Grandma might steal them from you.
Full ReviewWho’s Up For A Soybean Kit Kat?
Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!
Full ReviewNot Just Cereal: Sugar Cereal Covered in Sugar
What are they? Oh just little fun boxes filled with yr favorite sweet cereals covered in chocolate. Any kid under 10 will rid their DVRs of Hannah Montana for a year straight to get a fix of this stuff.
Full ReviewAnd The Winner Is…Vosges Haut Chocolat!
Vosges continues to make chocolate based candy treats that are insta-classics. This time is no exception.
Full ReviewGail Ambrosius: Truffles that Men Won’t Hide From
I don't think I've ever heard a dude say, "Man, I sure could use a smooth chocolate truffle right now." Still - when the experts at Gail Ambrosius Chocolatier sent us a note asking if we wanted to try their wares, I of course said yes since - well, it IS candy, and well, I AM a pushover and I'll try anything once espesh if it's free.
Full ReviewGüdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported
They're called güdfüd and they're American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.
Full ReviewDonkey Balls’ “Balls of Fire”: Heatin’ Up Yr Nuts
These things are spicy and it creeps up on you; takes awhile to get there. Maybe 5 full one-one-thousands later and then this great cayenne flavor starts to appear in the back of my throat. Serious pure heat. I likey.
Full ReviewIreland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???
Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?
Full ReviewWonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.
I looked up "exceptional" in the dictionary and found that it means unusually excellent or superior, extremely rare and extraordinary. Then I looked through the Wonka website and they call the Wonka Exceptional Chocolate bars "the World's Most Incomparably Imaginative Chocolate." Really? Quite a description to live up to...
Full ReviewVosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses
The ass-kicker of Reeses has arrived.
Full ReviewTheo’s Vegan Fig, Fennel and Almond Bar
I liked the way the almonds and fennel got stuck in your teeth - a treat for later.
Full ReviewSweet & Salty Corn Bits: Make Love to Them
See yourself as the John Mayer of new experiences? Someone who makes love to life like it’s crack cocaine? Then my friend — you are in for a world of tastiness with these choco covered corn nuts.
Full ReviewTrader Joe’s Classic Dark Hershey’s
Trader Joe's Classic Dark Chocolate Bar. Sure, it's fine. Who cares. And that's probably its problem.
Full ReviewCaramel Knowledge: Choco Domes Worth Scaling
Cocoa Pete's Caramel Knowledge: Name and packaging aside - these dark chocolate/dark caramels kick ass
Full ReviewVosges Chocolate Covered Chile Tortilla Chips : Stoner Food 101
You can't get these at Taco Bell-yet.
Full ReviewSimply Lite Dark Chocolate: No Shuggy Go Potty
Dark chocolate is all the rage and you can buy new bars everywhere now. Simply Lite has a sugar free bar that tastes great - but what is it doing to my body?
Full ReviewMo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Chocolate, Meet Swine
Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Applewood smoked bacon + Alder wood smoked salt + dark chocolate 62% cacao 3oz. So keeping...
Full ReviewCost Plus’ Sea Salt Dark Chocolate: Tiger Woods vs. Salty Chocolate
The best chocolate bar EVER?
Full ReviewReese’s Dark and Reese’s White: Look To The Cookie, Or At Least Elsewhere
The gang here at Candygurus are a mixed, motley crew. One of the Gurus is a CEO, while another plays professional...
Full ReviewKing Leo’s Chocolaty Pillows
Scotty likes nuts n' bits in his mouth. Oh, and peppermints.
Full ReviewKing Leo’s Peppermint Bark Moves Me
Need some candy to make your holiday zing? King Leo has the Pep Bark for you. Your workmates will kiss you, and you won't even need to be under the mistletoe; it'll be perfectly inappropriate.
Full ReviewChocri Khan Let Me Rock You Chocri Khan
Make-your-own chocolate bars with loads of toppings - they aint cheap but they can be hot.
Full ReviewChock Full Of Eastern Promise, and Goo!
Last Monday was a good day. Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still...
Full ReviewLive from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate
So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...
Full ReviewTobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes
Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.
Full ReviewSweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.
Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?
Full ReviewLong Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut
If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.
Full ReviewCaffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out
Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.
Full ReviewIce Cubes: Classic Chocolate Misnomer
Chocolate makes the world go around. Or is that peace. Or is it money. I can never remember.
Full ReviewVosges Goji Bar: Tibetan Berries and Himalayan Salt at a K-Mart Near You!
Part of our infatuation with Vosges is that an attractive female makes the chocolate, but hot chick or no, a good product is a good product.
Full ReviewHaribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.
Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado. They’re...
Full ReviewBrach’s Peanut Butter Poppins: Legacy Shmegacy. These Things are Good.
I Know I know. Brach's is candy heresy. Well not these my brother. Not these.
Full ReviewPralines with Loads of Gail Ambrosiusness
Pralines like truffles but really just great chocolates with flavors worth salivating over
Full ReviewTwix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?
I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good...
Full ReviewSame Sweet Candy Offers Some Sweet Caramels
I like the little guys, the small companies trying to make it big. And I like the Internet. It’s an instant...
Full ReviewToffee Turtles – Eat Some, Save the World, No Big Whoop
Why we don’t rely on kids to review candy: Dad: So how’d you like the candy? Kid A: Awesome Dad: Wow....
Full ReviewPretzel M&M’s – Candy Of The Year?
Pretzel M&M's sure as HELL be better than the coconut ones. I'm angry.
Full ReviewWhoah-These Rocks Rock! Jean Philippe River Rocks
It's just fun to eat rocks. Don't tell me it's not.
Full ReviewChristopher Elbow’s Chocolate Pops You in the Mouth
uh what? “No 6 Dark Rocks – 61% dark chocolate bar blended with popping candy”You know...
Full Review2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular
The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!
Full ReviewCamille Bloch Mousse: Serious Eurostyle Chocolates
Swiss chocolate that tastes just like Swiss chocolate!
Full ReviewAmerican Heritage Chocolate: I say good show sir!
Olde skoole chocolate with bold taste - great for cooks. From Mars inc. If you can find it, get it.
Full ReviewThe Coconut Debate : Are M&Ms Coconut The Real Deal?
I'll eat anything with coconut. But it's gotta HAVE coconut in it. Confused yet?
Full ReviewPhillips Candy House Caramel Chocolate Apple – It’s A Giant
There's chocolate, and chocolate, and caramel, and chocolate and an apple.
Full ReviewGoo Goo Clusters Go Old School On Y’ass…
This claims to be the FIRST EVER combination candy bar. Intrigued?
Full ReviewAlpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy
Grandma might steal them from you.
Full ReviewWho’s Up For A Soybean Kit Kat?
Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!
Full ReviewNot Just Cereal: Sugar Cereal Covered in Sugar
What are they? Oh just little fun boxes filled with yr favorite sweet cereals covered in chocolate. Any kid under 10 will rid their DVRs of Hannah Montana for a year straight to get a fix of this stuff.
Full ReviewAnd The Winner Is…Vosges Haut Chocolat!
Vosges continues to make chocolate based candy treats that are insta-classics. This time is no exception.
Full ReviewGail Ambrosius: Truffles that Men Won’t Hide From
I don't think I've ever heard a dude say, "Man, I sure could use a smooth chocolate truffle right now." Still - when the experts at Gail Ambrosius Chocolatier sent us a note asking if we wanted to try their wares, I of course said yes since - well, it IS candy, and well, I AM a pushover and I'll try anything once espesh if it's free.
Full ReviewGüdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported
They're called güdfüd and they're American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.
Full ReviewDonkey Balls’ “Balls of Fire”: Heatin’ Up Yr Nuts
These things are spicy and it creeps up on you; takes awhile to get there. Maybe 5 full one-one-thousands later and then this great cayenne flavor starts to appear in the back of my throat. Serious pure heat. I likey.
Full ReviewIreland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???
Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?
Full ReviewWonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.
I looked up "exceptional" in the dictionary and found that it means unusually excellent or superior, extremely rare and extraordinary. Then I looked through the Wonka website and they call the Wonka Exceptional Chocolate bars "the World's Most Incomparably Imaginative Chocolate." Really? Quite a description to live up to...
Full ReviewVosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses
The ass-kicker of Reeses has arrived.
Full ReviewTheo’s Vegan Fig, Fennel and Almond Bar
I liked the way the almonds and fennel got stuck in your teeth - a treat for later.
Full ReviewSweet & Salty Corn Bits: Make Love to Them
See yourself as the John Mayer of new experiences? Someone who makes love to life like it’s crack cocaine? Then my friend — you are in for a world of tastiness with these choco covered corn nuts.
Full ReviewTrader Joe’s Classic Dark Hershey’s
Trader Joe's Classic Dark Chocolate Bar. Sure, it's fine. Who cares. And that's probably its problem.
Full ReviewCaramel Knowledge: Choco Domes Worth Scaling
Cocoa Pete's Caramel Knowledge: Name and packaging aside - these dark chocolate/dark caramels kick ass
Full ReviewVosges Chocolate Covered Chile Tortilla Chips : Stoner Food 101
You can't get these at Taco Bell-yet.
Full ReviewSimply Lite Dark Chocolate: No Shuggy Go Potty
Dark chocolate is all the rage and you can buy new bars everywhere now. Simply Lite has a sugar free bar that tastes great - but what is it doing to my body?
Full ReviewMo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Chocolate, Meet Swine
Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Applewood smoked bacon + Alder wood smoked salt + dark chocolate 62% cacao 3oz. So keeping...
Full ReviewCost Plus’ Sea Salt Dark Chocolate: Tiger Woods vs. Salty Chocolate
The best chocolate bar EVER?
Full ReviewReese’s Dark and Reese’s White: Look To The Cookie, Or At Least Elsewhere
The gang here at Candygurus are a mixed, motley crew. One of the Gurus is a CEO, while another plays professional...
Full ReviewKing Leo’s Chocolaty Pillows
Scotty likes nuts n' bits in his mouth. Oh, and peppermints.
Full ReviewKing Leo’s Peppermint Bark Moves Me
Need some candy to make your holiday zing? King Leo has the Pep Bark for you. Your workmates will kiss you, and you won't even need to be under the mistletoe; it'll be perfectly inappropriate.
Full ReviewChocri Khan Let Me Rock You Chocri Khan
Make-your-own chocolate bars with loads of toppings - they aint cheap but they can be hot.
Full ReviewChock Full Of Eastern Promise, and Goo!
Last Monday was a good day. Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still...
Full ReviewLive from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate
So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...
Full ReviewTobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes
Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.
Full ReviewSweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.
Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?
Full ReviewLong Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut
If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.
Full ReviewCaffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out
Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.
Full ReviewIce Cubes: Classic Chocolate Misnomer
Chocolate makes the world go around. Or is that peace. Or is it money. I can never remember.
Full ReviewVosges Goji Bar: Tibetan Berries and Himalayan Salt at a K-Mart Near You!
Part of our infatuation with Vosges is that an attractive female makes the chocolate, but hot chick or no, a good product is a good product.
Full ReviewHaribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.
Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado. They’re...
Full ReviewBrach’s Peanut Butter Poppins: Legacy Shmegacy. These Things are Good.
I Know I know. Brach's is candy heresy. Well not these my brother. Not these.
Full ReviewPralines with Loads of Gail Ambrosiusness
Pralines like truffles but really just great chocolates with flavors worth salivating over
Full ReviewTwix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?
I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good...
Full ReviewSame Sweet Candy Offers Some Sweet Caramels
I like the little guys, the small companies trying to make it big. And I like the Internet. It’s an instant...
Full ReviewToffee Turtles – Eat Some, Save the World, No Big Whoop
Why we don’t rely on kids to review candy: Dad: So how’d you like the candy? Kid A: Awesome Dad: Wow....
Full ReviewPretzel M&M’s – Candy Of The Year?
Pretzel M&M's sure as HELL be better than the coconut ones. I'm angry.
Full ReviewWhoah-These Rocks Rock! Jean Philippe River Rocks
It's just fun to eat rocks. Don't tell me it's not.
Full ReviewChristopher Elbow’s Chocolate Pops You in the Mouth
uh what? “No 6 Dark Rocks – 61% dark chocolate bar blended with popping candy”You know...
Full Review2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular
The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!
Full ReviewCamille Bloch Mousse: Serious Eurostyle Chocolates
Swiss chocolate that tastes just like Swiss chocolate!
Full ReviewAmerican Heritage Chocolate: I say good show sir!
Olde skoole chocolate with bold taste - great for cooks. From Mars inc. If you can find it, get it.
Full ReviewThe Coconut Debate : Are M&Ms Coconut The Real Deal?
I'll eat anything with coconut. But it's gotta HAVE coconut in it. Confused yet?
Full ReviewPhillips Candy House Caramel Chocolate Apple – It’s A Giant
There's chocolate, and chocolate, and caramel, and chocolate and an apple.
Full ReviewGoo Goo Clusters Go Old School On Y’ass…
This claims to be the FIRST EVER combination candy bar. Intrigued?
Full ReviewAlpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy
Grandma might steal them from you.
Full ReviewWho’s Up For A Soybean Kit Kat?
Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!
Full ReviewNot Just Cereal: Sugar Cereal Covered in Sugar
What are they? Oh just little fun boxes filled with yr favorite sweet cereals covered in chocolate. Any kid under 10 will rid their DVRs of Hannah Montana for a year straight to get a fix of this stuff.
Full ReviewAnd The Winner Is…Vosges Haut Chocolat!
Vosges continues to make chocolate based candy treats that are insta-classics. This time is no exception.
Full ReviewGail Ambrosius: Truffles that Men Won’t Hide From
I don't think I've ever heard a dude say, "Man, I sure could use a smooth chocolate truffle right now." Still - when the experts at Gail Ambrosius Chocolatier sent us a note asking if we wanted to try their wares, I of course said yes since - well, it IS candy, and well, I AM a pushover and I'll try anything once espesh if it's free.
Full ReviewGüdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported
They're called güdfüd and they're American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.
Full ReviewDonkey Balls’ “Balls of Fire”: Heatin’ Up Yr Nuts
These things are spicy and it creeps up on you; takes awhile to get there. Maybe 5 full one-one-thousands later and then this great cayenne flavor starts to appear in the back of my throat. Serious pure heat. I likey.
Full ReviewIreland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???
Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?
Full ReviewWonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.
I looked up "exceptional" in the dictionary and found that it means unusually excellent or superior, extremely rare and extraordinary. Then I looked through the Wonka website and they call the Wonka Exceptional Chocolate bars "the World's Most Incomparably Imaginative Chocolate." Really? Quite a description to live up to...
Full ReviewVosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses
The ass-kicker of Reeses has arrived.
Full ReviewTheo’s Vegan Fig, Fennel and Almond Bar
I liked the way the almonds and fennel got stuck in your teeth - a treat for later.
Full ReviewSweet & Salty Corn Bits: Make Love to Them
See yourself as the John Mayer of new experiences? Someone who makes love to life like it’s crack cocaine? Then my friend — you are in for a world of tastiness with these choco covered corn nuts.
Full ReviewTrader Joe’s Classic Dark Hershey’s
Trader Joe's Classic Dark Chocolate Bar. Sure, it's fine. Who cares. And that's probably its problem.
Full ReviewCaramel Knowledge: Choco Domes Worth Scaling
Cocoa Pete's Caramel Knowledge: Name and packaging aside - these dark chocolate/dark caramels kick ass
Full ReviewVosges Chocolate Covered Chile Tortilla Chips : Stoner Food 101
You can't get these at Taco Bell-yet.
Full ReviewSimply Lite Dark Chocolate: No Shuggy Go Potty
Dark chocolate is all the rage and you can buy new bars everywhere now. Simply Lite has a sugar free bar that tastes great - but what is it doing to my body?
Full ReviewMo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Chocolate, Meet Swine
Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Applewood smoked bacon + Alder wood smoked salt + dark chocolate 62% cacao 3oz. So keeping...
Full ReviewCost Plus’ Sea Salt Dark Chocolate: Tiger Woods vs. Salty Chocolate
The best chocolate bar EVER?
Full ReviewReese’s Dark and Reese’s White: Look To The Cookie, Or At Least Elsewhere
The gang here at Candygurus are a mixed, motley crew. One of the Gurus is a CEO, while another plays professional...
Full ReviewKing Leo’s Chocolaty Pillows
Scotty likes nuts n' bits in his mouth. Oh, and peppermints.
Full ReviewKing Leo’s Peppermint Bark Moves Me
Need some candy to make your holiday zing? King Leo has the Pep Bark for you. Your workmates will kiss you, and you won't even need to be under the mistletoe; it'll be perfectly inappropriate.
Full ReviewChocri Khan Let Me Rock You Chocri Khan
Make-your-own chocolate bars with loads of toppings - they aint cheap but they can be hot.
Full ReviewChock Full Of Eastern Promise, and Goo!
Last Monday was a good day. Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still...
Full ReviewLive from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate
So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...
Full ReviewTobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes
Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.
Full ReviewSweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.
Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?
Full ReviewLong Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut
If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.
Full ReviewCaffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out
Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.
Full ReviewIce Cubes: Classic Chocolate Misnomer
Chocolate makes the world go around. Or is that peace. Or is it money. I can never remember.
Full ReviewVosges Goji Bar: Tibetan Berries and Himalayan Salt at a K-Mart Near You!
Part of our infatuation with Vosges is that an attractive female makes the chocolate, but hot chick or no, a good product is a good product.
Full ReviewHaribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.
Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado. They’re...
Full ReviewBrach’s Peanut Butter Poppins: Legacy Shmegacy. These Things are Good.
I Know I know. Brach's is candy heresy. Well not these my brother. Not these.
Full ReviewPralines with Loads of Gail Ambrosiusness
Pralines like truffles but really just great chocolates with flavors worth salivating over
Full ReviewTwix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?
I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good...
Full ReviewSame Sweet Candy Offers Some Sweet Caramels
I like the little guys, the small companies trying to make it big. And I like the Internet. It’s an instant...
Full ReviewToffee Turtles – Eat Some, Save the World, No Big Whoop
Why we don’t rely on kids to review candy: Dad: So how’d you like the candy? Kid A: Awesome Dad: Wow....
Full ReviewPretzel M&M’s – Candy Of The Year?
Pretzel M&M's sure as HELL be better than the coconut ones. I'm angry.
Full ReviewWhoah-These Rocks Rock! Jean Philippe River Rocks
It's just fun to eat rocks. Don't tell me it's not.
Full ReviewChristopher Elbow’s Chocolate Pops You in the Mouth
uh what? “No 6 Dark Rocks – 61% dark chocolate bar blended with popping candy”You know...
Full Review2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular
The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!
Full ReviewCamille Bloch Mousse: Serious Eurostyle Chocolates
Swiss chocolate that tastes just like Swiss chocolate!
Full ReviewAmerican Heritage Chocolate: I say good show sir!
Olde skoole chocolate with bold taste - great for cooks. From Mars inc. If you can find it, get it.
Full ReviewThe Coconut Debate : Are M&Ms Coconut The Real Deal?
I'll eat anything with coconut. But it's gotta HAVE coconut in it. Confused yet?
Full ReviewPhillips Candy House Caramel Chocolate Apple – It’s A Giant
There's chocolate, and chocolate, and caramel, and chocolate and an apple.
Full ReviewGoo Goo Clusters Go Old School On Y’ass…
This claims to be the FIRST EVER combination candy bar. Intrigued?
Full ReviewAlpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy
Grandma might steal them from you.
Full ReviewWho’s Up For A Soybean Kit Kat?
Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!
Full ReviewNot Just Cereal: Sugar Cereal Covered in Sugar
What are they? Oh just little fun boxes filled with yr favorite sweet cereals covered in chocolate. Any kid under 10 will rid their DVRs of Hannah Montana for a year straight to get a fix of this stuff.
Full ReviewAnd The Winner Is…Vosges Haut Chocolat!
Vosges continues to make chocolate based candy treats that are insta-classics. This time is no exception.
Full ReviewGail Ambrosius: Truffles that Men Won’t Hide From
I don't think I've ever heard a dude say, "Man, I sure could use a smooth chocolate truffle right now." Still - when the experts at Gail Ambrosius Chocolatier sent us a note asking if we wanted to try their wares, I of course said yes since - well, it IS candy, and well, I AM a pushover and I'll try anything once espesh if it's free.
Full ReviewGüdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported
They're called güdfüd and they're American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.
Full ReviewDonkey Balls’ “Balls of Fire”: Heatin’ Up Yr Nuts
These things are spicy and it creeps up on you; takes awhile to get there. Maybe 5 full one-one-thousands later and then this great cayenne flavor starts to appear in the back of my throat. Serious pure heat. I likey.
Full ReviewIreland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???
Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?
Full ReviewWonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.
I looked up "exceptional" in the dictionary and found that it means unusually excellent or superior, extremely rare and extraordinary. Then I looked through the Wonka website and they call the Wonka Exceptional Chocolate bars "the World's Most Incomparably Imaginative Chocolate." Really? Quite a description to live up to...
Full ReviewVosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses
The ass-kicker of Reeses has arrived.
Full ReviewTheo’s Vegan Fig, Fennel and Almond Bar
I liked the way the almonds and fennel got stuck in your teeth - a treat for later.
Full ReviewSweet & Salty Corn Bits: Make Love to Them
See yourself as the John Mayer of new experiences? Someone who makes love to life like it’s crack cocaine? Then my friend — you are in for a world of tastiness with these choco covered corn nuts.
Full ReviewTrader Joe’s Classic Dark Hershey’s
Trader Joe's Classic Dark Chocolate Bar. Sure, it's fine. Who cares. And that's probably its problem.
Full ReviewCaramel Knowledge: Choco Domes Worth Scaling
Cocoa Pete's Caramel Knowledge: Name and packaging aside - these dark chocolate/dark caramels kick ass
Full ReviewVosges Chocolate Covered Chile Tortilla Chips : Stoner Food 101
You can't get these at Taco Bell-yet.
Full ReviewSimply Lite Dark Chocolate: No Shuggy Go Potty
Dark chocolate is all the rage and you can buy new bars everywhere now. Simply Lite has a sugar free bar that tastes great - but what is it doing to my body?
Full ReviewMo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Chocolate, Meet Swine
Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Applewood smoked bacon + Alder wood smoked salt + dark chocolate 62% cacao 3oz. So keeping...
Full ReviewCost Plus’ Sea Salt Dark Chocolate: Tiger Woods vs. Salty Chocolate
The best chocolate bar EVER?
Full ReviewReese’s Dark and Reese’s White: Look To The Cookie, Or At Least Elsewhere
The gang here at Candygurus are a mixed, motley crew. One of the Gurus is a CEO, while another plays professional...
Full ReviewKing Leo’s Chocolaty Pillows
Scotty likes nuts n' bits in his mouth. Oh, and peppermints.
Full ReviewKing Leo’s Peppermint Bark Moves Me
Need some candy to make your holiday zing? King Leo has the Pep Bark for you. Your workmates will kiss you, and you won't even need to be under the mistletoe; it'll be perfectly inappropriate.
Full ReviewChocri Khan Let Me Rock You Chocri Khan
Make-your-own chocolate bars with loads of toppings - they aint cheap but they can be hot.
Full ReviewChock Full Of Eastern Promise, and Goo!
Last Monday was a good day. Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still...
Full ReviewLive from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate
So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...
Full ReviewTobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes
Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.
Full ReviewSweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.
Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?
Full ReviewLong Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut
If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.
Full ReviewCaffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out
Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.
Full ReviewIce Cubes: Classic Chocolate Misnomer
Chocolate makes the world go around. Or is that peace. Or is it money. I can never remember.
Full ReviewVosges Goji Bar: Tibetan Berries and Himalayan Salt at a K-Mart Near You!
Part of our infatuation with Vosges is that an attractive female makes the chocolate, but hot chick or no, a good product is a good product.
Full ReviewHaribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.
Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado. They’re...
Full ReviewBrach’s Peanut Butter Poppins: Legacy Shmegacy. These Things are Good.
I Know I know. Brach's is candy heresy. Well not these my brother. Not these.
Full ReviewPralines with Loads of Gail Ambrosiusness
Pralines like truffles but really just great chocolates with flavors worth salivating over
Full ReviewTwix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?
I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good...
Full ReviewSame Sweet Candy Offers Some Sweet Caramels
I like the little guys, the small companies trying to make it big. And I like the Internet. It’s an instant...
Full ReviewToffee Turtles – Eat Some, Save the World, No Big Whoop
Why we don’t rely on kids to review candy: Dad: So how’d you like the candy? Kid A: Awesome Dad: Wow....
Full ReviewPretzel M&M’s – Candy Of The Year?
Pretzel M&M's sure as HELL be better than the coconut ones. I'm angry.
Full ReviewWhoah-These Rocks Rock! Jean Philippe River Rocks
It's just fun to eat rocks. Don't tell me it's not.
Full ReviewChristopher Elbow’s Chocolate Pops You in the Mouth
uh what? “No 6 Dark Rocks – 61% dark chocolate bar blended with popping candy”You know...
Full Review2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular
The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!
Full ReviewCamille Bloch Mousse: Serious Eurostyle Chocolates
Swiss chocolate that tastes just like Swiss chocolate!
Full ReviewAmerican Heritage Chocolate: I say good show sir!
Olde skoole chocolate with bold taste - great for cooks. From Mars inc. If you can find it, get it.
Full ReviewThe Coconut Debate : Are M&Ms Coconut The Real Deal?
I'll eat anything with coconut. But it's gotta HAVE coconut in it. Confused yet?
Full ReviewPhillips Candy House Caramel Chocolate Apple – It’s A Giant
There's chocolate, and chocolate, and caramel, and chocolate and an apple.
Full ReviewGoo Goo Clusters Go Old School On Y’ass…
This claims to be the FIRST EVER combination candy bar. Intrigued?
Full ReviewAlpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy
Grandma might steal them from you.
Full ReviewWho’s Up For A Soybean Kit Kat?
Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!
Full ReviewNot Just Cereal: Sugar Cereal Covered in Sugar
What are they? Oh just little fun boxes filled with yr favorite sweet cereals covered in chocolate. Any kid under 10 will rid their DVRs of Hannah Montana for a year straight to get a fix of this stuff.
Full ReviewAnd The Winner Is…Vosges Haut Chocolat!
Vosges continues to make chocolate based candy treats that are insta-classics. This time is no exception.
Full ReviewGail Ambrosius: Truffles that Men Won’t Hide From
I don't think I've ever heard a dude say, "Man, I sure could use a smooth chocolate truffle right now." Still - when the experts at Gail Ambrosius Chocolatier sent us a note asking if we wanted to try their wares, I of course said yes since - well, it IS candy, and well, I AM a pushover and I'll try anything once espesh if it's free.
Full ReviewGüdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported
They're called güdfüd and they're American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.
Full ReviewDonkey Balls’ “Balls of Fire”: Heatin’ Up Yr Nuts
These things are spicy and it creeps up on you; takes awhile to get there. Maybe 5 full one-one-thousands later and then this great cayenne flavor starts to appear in the back of my throat. Serious pure heat. I likey.
Full ReviewIreland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???
Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?
Full ReviewWonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.
I looked up "exceptional" in the dictionary and found that it means unusually excellent or superior, extremely rare and extraordinary. Then I looked through the Wonka website and they call the Wonka Exceptional Chocolate bars "the World's Most Incomparably Imaginative Chocolate." Really? Quite a description to live up to...
Full ReviewVosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses
The ass-kicker of Reeses has arrived.
Full ReviewTheo’s Vegan Fig, Fennel and Almond Bar
I liked the way the almonds and fennel got stuck in your teeth - a treat for later.
Full ReviewSweet & Salty Corn Bits: Make Love to Them
See yourself as the John Mayer of new experiences? Someone who makes love to life like it’s crack cocaine? Then my friend — you are in for a world of tastiness with these choco covered corn nuts.
Full ReviewTrader Joe’s Classic Dark Hershey’s
Trader Joe's Classic Dark Chocolate Bar. Sure, it's fine. Who cares. And that's probably its problem.
Full ReviewCaramel Knowledge: Choco Domes Worth Scaling
Cocoa Pete's Caramel Knowledge: Name and packaging aside - these dark chocolate/dark caramels kick ass
Full ReviewVosges Chocolate Covered Chile Tortilla Chips : Stoner Food 101
You can't get these at Taco Bell-yet.
Full ReviewSimply Lite Dark Chocolate: No Shuggy Go Potty
Dark chocolate is all the rage and you can buy new bars everywhere now. Simply Lite has a sugar free bar that tastes great - but what is it doing to my body?
Full ReviewMo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Chocolate, Meet Swine
Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Applewood smoked bacon + Alder wood smoked salt + dark chocolate 62% cacao 3oz. So keeping...
Full ReviewCost Plus’ Sea Salt Dark Chocolate: Tiger Woods vs. Salty Chocolate
The best chocolate bar EVER?
Full ReviewReese’s Dark and Reese’s White: Look To The Cookie, Or At Least Elsewhere
The gang here at Candygurus are a mixed, motley crew. One of the Gurus is a CEO, while another plays professional...
Full ReviewKing Leo’s Chocolaty Pillows
Scotty likes nuts n' bits in his mouth. Oh, and peppermints.
Full ReviewKing Leo’s Peppermint Bark Moves Me
Need some candy to make your holiday zing? King Leo has the Pep Bark for you. Your workmates will kiss you, and you won't even need to be under the mistletoe; it'll be perfectly inappropriate.
Full ReviewChocri Khan Let Me Rock You Chocri Khan
Make-your-own chocolate bars with loads of toppings - they aint cheap but they can be hot.
Full ReviewChock Full Of Eastern Promise, and Goo!
Last Monday was a good day. Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still...
Full ReviewLive from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate
So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...
Full ReviewTobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes
Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.
Full ReviewSweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.
Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?
Full ReviewLong Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut
If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.
Full ReviewCaffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out
Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.
Full ReviewIce Cubes: Classic Chocolate Misnomer
Chocolate makes the world go around. Or is that peace. Or is it money. I can never remember.
Full ReviewVosges Goji Bar: Tibetan Berries and Himalayan Salt at a K-Mart Near You!
Part of our infatuation with Vosges is that an attractive female makes the chocolate, but hot chick or no, a good product is a good product.
Full ReviewHaribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ‘em.
Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado. They’re...
Full ReviewBrach’s Peanut Butter Poppins: Legacy Shmegacy. These Things are Good.
I Know I know. Brach's is candy heresy. Well not these my brother. Not these.
Full ReviewPralines with Loads of Gail Ambrosiusness
Pralines like truffles but really just great chocolates with flavors worth salivating over
Full ReviewTwix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?
I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good...
Full ReviewSame Sweet Candy Offers Some Sweet Caramels
I like the little guys, the small companies trying to make it big. And I like the Internet. It’s an instant...
Full ReviewToffee Turtles – Eat Some, Save the World, No Big Whoop
Why we don’t rely on kids to review candy: Dad: So how’d you like the candy? Kid A: Awesome Dad: Wow....
Full ReviewPretzel M&M’s – Candy Of The Year?
Pretzel M&M's sure as HELL be better than the coconut ones. I'm angry.
Full ReviewWhoah-These Rocks Rock! Jean Philippe River Rocks
It's just fun to eat rocks. Don't tell me it's not.
Full ReviewChristopher Elbow’s Chocolate Pops You in the Mouth
uh what? “No 6 Dark Rocks – 61% dark chocolate bar blended with popping candy”You know...
Full Review2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular
The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!
Full ReviewCamille Bloch Mousse: Serious Eurostyle Chocolates
Swiss chocolate that tastes just like Swiss chocolate!
Full ReviewAmerican Heritage Chocolate: I say good show sir!
Olde skoole chocolate with bold taste - great for cooks. From Mars inc. If you can find it, get it.
Full ReviewThe Coconut Debate : Are M&Ms Coconut The Real Deal?
I'll eat anything with coconut. But it's gotta HAVE coconut in it. Confused yet?
Full ReviewPhillips Candy House Caramel Chocolate Apple – It’s A Giant
There's chocolate, and chocolate, and caramel, and chocolate and an apple.
Full ReviewGoo Goo Clusters Go Old School On Y’ass…
This claims to be the FIRST EVER combination candy bar. Intrigued?
Full ReviewAlpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy
Grandma might steal them from you.
Full ReviewWho’s Up For A Soybean Kit Kat?
Green Tea and Intense Roasted Soybean Kit Kats. Breakfast time!
Full ReviewNot Just Cereal: Sugar Cereal Covered in Sugar
What are they? Oh just little fun boxes filled with yr favorite sweet cereals covered in chocolate. Any kid under 10 will rid their DVRs of Hannah Montana for a year straight to get a fix of this stuff.
Full ReviewAnd The Winner Is…Vosges Haut Chocolat!
Vosges continues to make chocolate based candy treats that are insta-classics. This time is no exception.
Full ReviewGail Ambrosius: Truffles that Men Won’t Hide From
I don't think I've ever heard a dude say, "Man, I sure could use a smooth chocolate truffle right now." Still - when the experts at Gail Ambrosius Chocolatier sent us a note asking if we wanted to try their wares, I of course said yes since - well, it IS candy, and well, I AM a pushover and I'll try anything once espesh if it's free.
Full ReviewGüdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported
They're called güdfüd and they're American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.
Full ReviewDonkey Balls’ “Balls of Fire”: Heatin’ Up Yr Nuts
These things are spicy and it creeps up on you; takes awhile to get there. Maybe 5 full one-one-thousands later and then this great cayenne flavor starts to appear in the back of my throat. Serious pure heat. I likey.
Full ReviewIreland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???
Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?
Full ReviewWonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.
I looked up "exceptional" in the dictionary and found that it means unusually excellent or superior, extremely rare and extraordinary. Then I looked through the Wonka website and they call the Wonka Exceptional Chocolate bars "the World's Most Incomparably Imaginative Chocolate." Really? Quite a description to live up to...
Full ReviewVosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses
The ass-kicker of Reeses has arrived.
Full ReviewTheo’s Vegan Fig, Fennel and Almond Bar
I liked the way the almonds and fennel got stuck in your teeth - a treat for later.
Full ReviewSweet & Salty Corn Bits: Make Love to Them
See yourself as the John Mayer of new experiences? Someone who makes love to life like it’s crack cocaine? Then my friend — you are in for a world of tastiness with these choco covered corn nuts.
Full ReviewTrader Joe’s Classic Dark Hershey’s
Trader Joe's Classic Dark Chocolate Bar. Sure, it's fine. Who cares. And that's probably its problem.
Full ReviewCaramel Knowledge: Choco Domes Worth Scaling
Cocoa Pete's Caramel Knowledge: Name and packaging aside - these dark chocolate/dark caramels kick ass
Full ReviewVosges Chocolate Covered Chile Tortilla Chips : Stoner Food 101
You can't get these at Taco Bell-yet.
Full ReviewSimply Lite Dark Chocolate: No Shuggy Go Potty
Dark chocolate is all the rage and you can buy new bars everywhere now. Simply Lite has a sugar free bar that tastes great - but what is it doing to my body?
Full ReviewMo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Chocolate, Meet Swine
Mo’s Dark Bacon Bar: Applewood smoked bacon + Alder wood smoked salt + dark chocolate 62% cacao 3oz. So keeping...
Full ReviewCost Plus’ Sea Salt Dark Chocolate: Tiger Woods vs. Salty Chocolate
The best chocolate bar EVER?
Full ReviewReese’s Dark and Reese’s White: Look To The Cookie, Or At Least Elsewhere
The gang here at Candygurus are a mixed, motley crew. One of the Gurus is a CEO, while another plays professional...
Full ReviewKing Leo’s Chocolaty Pillows
Scotty likes nuts n' bits in his mouth. Oh, and peppermints.
Full ReviewKing Leo’s Peppermint Bark Moves Me
Need some candy to make your holiday zing? King Leo has the Pep Bark for you. Your workmates will kiss you, and you won't even need to be under the mistletoe; it'll be perfectly inappropriate.
Full ReviewChocri Khan Let Me Rock You Chocri Khan
Make-your-own chocolate bars with loads of toppings - they aint cheap but they can be hot.
Full ReviewChock Full Of Eastern Promise, and Goo!
Last Monday was a good day. Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still...
Full ReviewLive from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate
So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...
Full ReviewTobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes
Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.
Full ReviewSweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.
Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?
Full Review