Eyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.
It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.
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Jelly Belly’s: Soda Pop Shoppe To Drink in Your Beans
Soda pop Jelly Bellys? Old school flavors like A&W Root Beer and Cream Soda? Please. I'll take 12.
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Caffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out
Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.
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Maynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.
Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.
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Sour Filled Electroshocks – Sometimes, it’s good that we can’t buy European candy. Like in this instance. Cause this aint good.
The original "Sweaty®" has some competition, and it's ugly.
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Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together
If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.
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Lammes Habanero Pralines – Spice is Nice.
Did I just find the best spicy candy ever made? Did I actually find it? Did Matty? Will I continue to ask myself questions? Is anyone listening?
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Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.
I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it's perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews - with the word "awesome" in the title - to be just that, no?
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Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!
A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!
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Aunty Alice’s Apricots – Oddly Disturbing?
Ladies & germs, give it up for The Candy Gurus’ first South African candy review! Thanks to world traveller...
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Gimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.
Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...
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You’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites
I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks. Strictly business. Being in the...
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Same Sweet Candy Offers Some Sweet Caramels
I like the little guys, the small companies trying to make it big. And I like the Internet. It’s an instant...
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Toffee Turtles – Eat Some, Save the World, No Big Whoop
Why we don’t rely on kids to review candy: Dad: So how’d you like the candy? Kid A: Awesome Dad: Wow....
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Guest Review : Annie’s Organic Bunny Fruit Snacks
Dudes who buy bunny snacks...just sayin'....very masculine.
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Chimes Mango Ginger Chews : Boring or Yum?
Tired of boring ginger candy, I was reluctant to try these...
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2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular
The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!
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Wonka Chewy Gobstoppers: Thanks for Giving Mediocrity
And I'm thankful for weak flavored anti-gobstoppers
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I can’t tell you the name of this review, it’s that lame.
This review has nothing to do with showgirls, Vegas, or show tunes.
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Haribo Tropifrutti: Sweet Dreams Aren’t Made of These
When my fantasies all came true the other day ... which started with Haribo sending me an email saying "can we send you candy?" and me sending one back saying, "Uh YAH." ... and then the candy arrived and angels started singing...I just ripped ope the bag and dug me right in! And then? hmmmm
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Jujyfruits – Old School Stickiness = Ickiness?
You wanna talk old school? It doesn't get older (or stickier) than this.
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Twizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles
Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.
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Dorval Sour Belts-Trumped By A Puny Fruit Chew?
Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show
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Katjes Chile Heringe: Umm …. I f*&^ing LOVE these
Dammit if the Dutch aren't just super right on. They make great licorice. They aren't afraid of really pushing anise. They don't pretend to cater to children. They play to adults. And they use salt. Like all good cooks.
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Güdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported
They're called güdfüd and they're American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.
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Ireland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???
Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?
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Gimbal’s Cherry Lover’s – Nine Cherry Favorites
These are well made, heart shaped Jelly Beanish chews in 9 distinct cherry flavors. I kind of dig them,. And as touted, I can really taste the cherry juice - and they are very juicy.
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Grape Vines: They’re Purptastic!
These taste like purple, and it's perfectly logical for today's candy enthusiast to only want authentic, all natural, chardonnay-esque, only organic, non-fructose, raw cane grape candy. I feel you. But personally I love fake grape.
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Wonka Exceptionals’ Fruit Marvels: Do they Live Up to the Legend?
The fine people at Wonka sent us a bunch of sweets, half chocolate and half non-chocolate- I'm putting away the dark cocoa mistress and burying my gob into some fruity chewy type treats. Do they live up to the Wonka legacy?
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El Almendro Turron Duro – Why create specific dates for happiness?
I have never quite had anything like it. The nougat really is great, crispy, crunchy, sweet with a touch of honey flavor. There is almost no tooth stick unlike what I was expecting and the fantastic almonds are muey plentiful and somehow sweet – I think – could be the nougat. They boast a 63% almond content. There is a weird paper on both sides of the bar – something like rice paper – but it didn’t really bother me.
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2010: The Year of Mierda Candy
Every year I like to do a candy bash post. For 2010, may I forever pray you don't go anywhere near the three candies in this post.
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Spin The Wheel And Have Some…Dog Food? Jelly Belly’s “Bean Boozled” Game From Hell.
IF you've ever wondered what baby wipes taste like...wait no further!
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Juicy Jells: Kids Love Em! But I’m Old…
Juicy Jells from Candy Basket. Soft textured with huge sugar crystals on the outside. Gramma might like these? Jello cubes. Eh.
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Sour Spanks: Not a Sex Game Gone Awry but a Nice Treat!
The lil' genius who created Jelly Belly's - by far the best tasting jelly bean ever created - contacted Candygurus and said, 'we got candy - review it.' If this isn't a sign that the godforsaken Candygurus have made it then I don't know what is.
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Fruit Sours from Jelly Belly: Kinda One and Not the Other
Jelly Belly Fruit Sours aren't really fruity or sour. A tad disappointing from our fave jelly bean maker. On the other hand, we know they can make the goods...so perhaps there's hope...
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Maoam Kracher – High End Mentos? Is That Even A Good Thing?
St. Barth's has hot girl everywhere and tons of excellent candy. You need to go.
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Tropical Stormz Tootsie Pops Lollipops, Fantasy Football Style
$100 says you can't finish reading this review--it's THAT long.
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Chewy Extinguishers Promise Big Things…
Yes, I WANT to eat something so sour that I need extinguishing.
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Haribo Primavera Is NOT Pasta, Apparently.
If Strawberry Quick had a candy version, this would be it.
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Nothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.
Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?
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Hot Tamales-Hold The Cheese On These, Chump!
I heart spice. Are these legit, or flaccid?
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