We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Dorval Sour Power Straws : Pink Lemonade

I always have and always will love pink lemonade, despite the color being derived from Pepto Bismal

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Rolo: While It’s Technically True That You CAN Roll a Rolo To Your Pal, I’m Not Going To.

"You can roll a Rolo / To your pal/ They're chocolate covered / Car - a -mal". Not car-a-mel, but car-a-mal. Get it right.

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Trolli Choco Bananas Made Me Rethink Everything

Bananas are bad, nnnnkaaaay?

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Caramels Diablo Sea Salt Caramels with Chile

Aren't there enough sea salt caramels? Clearly not, smart guy.

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Sour Patch Jelly Beans…..Waaaaaa??

Sour Patch Kids are great, but their spinoff candies suck, across the board. Will this one be any different?

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Shanghai Surprise

Here we go again: Let's try once more to see if China is offering anything interesting in the way of candy these days.

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Jolly Rancher Crunch N’ Chews : I REALLY wanted to like these more

The Ranch® has been giving us great tasting candies for years-but how will these hold up, compared to the legend?

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Gimbal’s Lavaballs- Red, Hot, & Spicy

I come to you from the dulcet shores off the coast of Mexico. Vacation time- so obviously it’s time to review...

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Haribo Raspberries

They're from Haribo, and you can get them anywhere. That's the good news. Are they worth buying though?

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Sour Punch Bits Tangerine & Lemonade. They’re Orange At Least.

Tangerine Lemonade. Chewy. Gummy. Sour. These can only be amazing.

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Kiwi Caramelos – Someone help me, please.

My friend Shannon travels the world for business.  Usually on a red eye flight watching bad TV on his iPhone,...

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Yummy Earth Sour Beans

Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...

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Trader Joe’s Mango! Mango! Fruit & Yogurt Gummis: Grocerific

Mango gummis from Trader Joe's are damn good. Nuff said.

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Jelly Belly Peas & Carrots: Look but Don’t Taste

I've had these things for months waiting for the right time to review. 'The right time' in this case is that I have nothing else to review right now.

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Long Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut

If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.

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Ingrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)

You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.

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Eyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.

It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.

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Jelly Belly’s: Soda Pop Shoppe To Drink in Your Beans

Soda pop Jelly Bellys? Old school flavors like A&W Root Beer and Cream Soda? Please. I'll take 12.

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Caffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out

Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.

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Maynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.

Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.

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Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.

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Lammes Habanero Pralines – Spice is Nice.

Did I just find the best spicy candy ever made? Did I actually find it? Did Matty? Will I continue to ask myself questions? Is anyone listening?

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Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.

I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it's perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews - with the word "awesome" in the title - to be just that, no?

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Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!

A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!

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Aunty Alice’s Apricots – Oddly Disturbing?

Ladies & germs, give it up for The Candy Gurus’ first South African candy review! Thanks to world traveller...

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Gimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.

Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...

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You’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites

I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks.  Strictly business. Being in the...

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Same Sweet Candy Offers Some Sweet Caramels

I like the little guys, the small companies trying to make it big. And I like the Internet. It’s an instant...

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Toffee Turtles – Eat Some, Save the World, No Big Whoop

Why we don’t rely on kids to review candy: Dad: So how’d you like the candy? Kid A: Awesome Dad: Wow....

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Guest Review : Annie’s Organic Bunny Fruit Snacks

Dudes who buy bunny snacks...just sayin'....very masculine.

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Chimes Mango Ginger Chews : Boring or Yum?

Tired of boring ginger candy, I was reluctant to try these...

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2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular

The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!

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Wonka Chewy Gobstoppers: Thanks for Giving Mediocrity

And I'm thankful for weak flavored anti-gobstoppers

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Darrell Lea and Natural Vines: Licor-esque

Candy is dandy but Licorice is ridicorous.

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I can’t tell you the name of this review, it’s that lame.

This review has nothing to do with showgirls, Vegas, or show tunes.

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Haribo Tropifrutti: Sweet Dreams Aren’t Made of These

When my fantasies all came true the other day ... which started with Haribo sending me an email saying "can we send you candy?" and me sending one back saying, "Uh YAH." ... and then the candy arrived and angels started singing...I just ripped ope the bag and dug me right in! And then? hmmmm

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Jujyfruits – Old School Stickiness = Ickiness?

You wanna talk old school? It doesn't get older (or stickier) than this.

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Twizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles

Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.

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Dorval Sour Belts-Trumped By A Puny Fruit Chew?

Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show

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Katjes Chile Heringe: Umm …. I f*&^ing LOVE these

Dammit if the Dutch aren't just super right on. They make great licorice. They aren't afraid of really pushing anise. They don't pretend to cater to children. They play to adults. And they use salt. Like all good cooks.

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Marich Confectionary Stuns the Gurus

Solid candies from a family company. Word!

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Güdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported

They're called güdfüd and they're American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.

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Ireland – Is There More Than U2, The Name “Rowan” and Guiness???

Here's a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?

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Gimbal’s Cherry Lover’s – Nine Cherry Favorites

These are well made, heart shaped Jelly Beanish chews in 9 distinct cherry flavors. I kind of dig them,. And as touted, I can really taste the cherry juice - and they are very juicy.

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Grape Vines: They’re Purptastic!

These taste like purple, and it's perfectly logical for today's candy enthusiast to only want authentic, all natural, chardonnay-esque, only organic, non-fructose, raw cane grape candy. I feel you. But personally I love fake grape.

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The Candygurus Do Mexico

Mexico, thou hast forsaken us-up till NOW.

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