El Almendro Turron Duro – Why create specific dates for happiness?
I have never quite had anything like it. The nougat really is great, crispy, crunchy, sweet with a touch of honey flavor. There is almost no tooth stick unlike what I was expecting and the fantastic almonds are muey plentiful and somehow sweet – I think – could be the nougat. They boast a 63% almond content. There is a weird paper on both sides of the bar – something like rice paper – but it didn’t really bother me.
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2010: The Year of Mierda Candy
Every year I like to do a candy bash post. For 2010, may I forever pray you don't go anywhere near the three candies in this post.
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Spin The Wheel And Have Some…Dog Food? Jelly Belly’s “Bean Boozled” Game From Hell.
IF you've ever wondered what baby wipes taste like...wait no further!
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Juicy Jells: Kids Love Em! But I’m Old…
Juicy Jells from Candy Basket. Soft textured with huge sugar crystals on the outside. Gramma might like these? Jello cubes. Eh.
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Sour Spanks: Not a Sex Game Gone Awry but a Nice Treat!
The lil' genius who created Jelly Belly's - by far the best tasting jelly bean ever created - contacted Candygurus and said, 'we got candy - review it.' If this isn't a sign that the godforsaken Candygurus have made it then I don't know what is.
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Fruit Sours from Jelly Belly: Kinda One and Not the Other
Jelly Belly Fruit Sours aren't really fruity or sour. A tad disappointing from our fave jelly bean maker. On the other hand, we know they can make the goods...so perhaps there's hope...
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Maoam Kracher – High End Mentos? Is That Even A Good Thing?
St. Barth's has hot girl everywhere and tons of excellent candy. You need to go.
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Tropical Stormz Tootsie Pops Lollipops, Fantasy Football Style
$100 says you can't finish reading this review--it's THAT long.
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Chewy Extinguishers Promise Big Things…
Yes, I WANT to eat something so sour that I need extinguishing.
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Haribo Primavera Is NOT Pasta, Apparently.
If Strawberry Quick had a candy version, this would be it.
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Nothing rhymes with “Wonka Kazoozles”, so … I can’t be clever.
Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?
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Hot Tamales-Hold The Cheese On These, Chump!
I heart spice. Are these legit, or flaccid?
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Serpentinas – slithering around bad taste
It’s not fair to blame the masses for the faults of a few. Like, you can’t say every Iranian is a numbnut;...
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Take classic caramels. Now shake ‘em up. Keep shaking. Now eat.
Gourmet caramels that aint cheap. Are they really worth it?
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Tropical Chewy Lemonheads & Friends
Get ready for a re-calibration of expectations. These little balls of fury have everything going for them-in theory...
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Good & Fiery. Flame On…
I love spicy food. I love candy. I love Good & Fruitys! This is a slam dunk...
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Circus Peanuts: It’s not you it’s me
Who's eating these things? Are they doing it in public?
Full ReviewUK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.
Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?
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UK Sweets – Eat A Black, Jack, Do it Again…
Review By : Jonny Last weekend my wife went to Las Cruces, New Mexico to visit her long time friend Kathleen, who...
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Ice Breakers Chewy Sours – Which Way Is This One Gonna Go?
Oh, snap! Check these out, yo...
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Bob Marley and Me, Just Chasin’ Some Skittles Crazy Cores Crazy Baldheads. No Big Whoop.
Crazy? Or just not sane? OR, just not good?
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Razzles….First They’re Candy, Then They’re Gum, Then They’re Shitty!”
Is it gum or candy? More importantly, why the hell was I so obsessed with these as a kid?
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Mentos – The “Freshmaker”, or just plain borefest?
Not quite as charming as their commercials.
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Mike and Ike Berry Blast: Ground Control to Major Tum
The boys are back with more colors and flaves. Are they really any good or are they just your general grocery store confection?
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Orbit’s Maui Melon Mint Gum. And it’s melon becaauuuse…
Gumdrum. Like humdrum for gum. I mean this stuff is fine. But it's G U M, which makes it an overall zzzz in my book.
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Yogurt Dots — the healthy candy?
Creamy like cream and fruity like fruit. I kinda liked these actually and I kinda didn't! Nothing like the ol' "Yeah it's fine," comment to get people buyin' !
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Mike & Ike Jolly Joes – “The debate of grape”
I really love a good grape candy-but it's gotta be good...
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Darrell Lea Red Candy They Call Licorice
If it's red, it's not licorice. DOES EVERYBODY GET THIS YET?
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Black Ace Licorice – all retro organic like when we were kids!
I’m living in a temporary abode with the family since there is some work being done on our house. We’re in...
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Cow Tales — The Bovine Backside
These grew on me. I started out not liking them and now - as I wrote this - I realize I miss them. Not a longing. More like a yearn.
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Mike and Ike is Nice I Like
The boys got more flaves to try. Just cuz they been around the block doesn't mean they don't know the cool backroads.
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Swiss Petite Fruit – My longest running candy obsession?
No folks, that's NOT marzipan you're looking at
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Bit o’ Yummy, but Honey in my Tummy?
chewy, kinda salty, hard and long lasting. Sounds like my d*&%.
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Hi-Chew Grape / Apple / Mango Chews
I've warmed up to these since I wrote this. My son LOVES them.
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