We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Swizzels Bumper Bag

Swizzels Bumper Bag

Reviewed by on Aug 11, 2017

This bag is BUMPIN'

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Black Jack: I’m supposed to love these, but…

Black Jack: I’m supposed to love these, but…

Reviewed by on Aug 8, 2017

who thought these tasted god enough to mass produce?

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Tunnock’s Tea Cakes

Tunnock’s Tea Cakes

Reviewed by on Aug 4, 2017

Flavors no one hates, all wrapped up like a scary mushroom.

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Fazer Assa Mix

Fazer Assa Mix

Reviewed by on Jul 21, 2017

A better fruit chew and licorice combo than we've ever tried

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Mike & Ike’s Cherry Cola Give Us Some Zing

Mike & Ike’s Cherry Cola Give Us Some Zing

Reviewed by on Jul 11, 2017

Olde skool, sure. But good enough for the 21st century.

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Cadbury Lolly Bag

Cadbury Lolly Bag

Reviewed by on Jun 23, 2017

So many things to learn, so many preconceived notions to shatter. Lots of stuff going on here.

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Marks & Spencer American Hard Gums

Marks & Spencer American Hard Gums

Reviewed by on Jun 20, 2017

The old saying goes "Goody goody gumdrop". BUT ARE THEY GOOD?

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Freedom Japanese Market Subscription Box

Freedom Japanese Market Subscription Box

Reviewed by on Jun 2, 2017

What makes a subscription box stand out? Paper knives? Grape chocolate? Beef consume flavored chips? Check.

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iBons: Not candy from Apple®, but still Top o’ the Line

iBons: Not candy from Apple®, but still Top o’ the Line

Reviewed by on May 2, 2017

Mango and Ginger never tasted so important

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Oyatsu Box Part 2

Oyatsu Box Part 2

Reviewed by on Apr 28, 2017

Part 2 of our look at Oyatsu Box

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Juicy Gummee Rainbow Pencils

Juicy Gummee Rainbow Pencils

Reviewed by on Mar 13, 2017

Sure, we all chewed on pencil erasers back in the day, but did you ever EAT one? Probably poisoned you, if so. Now we have an edible version, and damn if they aren't gorgeous.

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Summer Roll

Summer Roll

Reviewed by on Mar 6, 2017

When it's summer in Australia, what time is it "here"?

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Boffo Bar! Trader Joe’s Does the Tried & True

Boffo Bar! Trader Joe’s Does the Tried & True

Reviewed by on Feb 17, 2017

Boffo Bar! Not so far! Unless you live in Myanmar! Then you'll need more than car! You will need an Aerostar!

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Sour Punch Punchies: An Instant Favorite

Sour Punch Punchies: An Instant Favorite

Reviewed by on Jan 31, 2017

I'm feeling punchy

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A candy 99% of you will hate: Big Island Candies Hawaiian Da-Kines Chocolate Dipped Ika

A candy 99% of you will hate: Big Island Candies Hawaiian Da-Kines Chocolate Dipped Ika

Reviewed by on Jan 20, 2017

Who WOULDN'T want a smelly bottom feeding fish enrobed chocolate?

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Hey Croatia: it’s time to up your candy game: Ki-ki vocna fruit

Hey Croatia: it’s time to up your candy game: Ki-ki vocna fruit

Reviewed by on Jan 13, 2017

Sometimes you have to treat a country like petulant young adult

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Now & Later Extreme Sour Soft Fruit Chews

Now & Later Extreme Sour Soft Fruit Chews

Reviewed by on Dec 29, 2016

It's not that these ae bad per se...it's just that there's existentially no reason for their existence.

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Holiday Candy Video Review 3 of 3: Tootsie Candy Cane Pop Drops

Holiday Candy Video Review 3 of 3: Tootsie Candy Cane Pop Drops

Reviewed by on Dec 24, 2016

Grab a cup of nog, won't you, as we gather around the tree to watch stupid videos of dudes reviewing Christmas candy

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Holiday Candy Video Reviews 1 of 3: Warheads Sour Chewy Cubes

Holiday Candy Video Reviews 1 of 3: Warheads Sour Chewy Cubes

Reviewed by on Dec 20, 2016

The weather outside is frightful-for California.

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Cadbury Caramel Chew

Cadbury Caramel Chew

Reviewed by on Nov 25, 2016

Show of hands: who like caramel? Chewing?

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Wooden Table Baking Co. Alfajores

Wooden Table Baking Co. Alfajores

Reviewed by on Nov 4, 2016

When is a cookie not a confection, but a candy?

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Percy Pigs

Percy Pigs

Reviewed by on Oct 21, 2016

They're pigs that have pig in them, so let's first think on that.

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Hi-Chew citrus sours

Hi-Chew citrus sours

Reviewed by on Oct 6, 2016

How does one improve an already great candy? Is it possible?

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Mike & Ike SOUR-Licious Fruit Punch

Mike & Ike SOUR-Licious Fruit Punch

Reviewed by on Sep 24, 2016

What's old is new again-or rather, what's new is old. Apparently. Like Inception.

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Maoam Pinballs: A secret treat from our fave candy maker?

Maoam Pinballs: A secret treat from our fave candy maker?

Reviewed by on Sep 20, 2016

These are the kind of balls we should all be fond of.

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CARAMEL: Tunnock’s Biscuit of Love

CARAMEL: Tunnock’s Biscuit of Love

Reviewed by on Aug 23, 2016

Call them CARAMEL bars. But I'm not yelling at you about it, I swear.

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Mentos Duo

Mentos Duo

Reviewed by on Jul 26, 2016

Also, The Foo Fighters once made a music video taking the piss out of Mentos commercials

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Go Organic Fruit Chews

Go Organic Fruit Chews

Reviewed by on Jun 7, 2016

Is it possible that these little lovelies taste as good as they look?

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Carambar Atomic

Carambar Atomic

Reviewed by on May 21, 2016

Not only an explosion in your mouth, but a multi-flavored one at that!

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Bubs Godis Swedish Skulls

Bubs Godis Swedish Skulls

Reviewed by on May 14, 2016

Likely the tastiest skulls you'll eat this month.

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Alpenbauer Gipfelgluck: German for “eh” ?

Alpenbauer Gipfelgluck: German for “eh” ?

Reviewed by on May 9, 2016

They look like they should be awesome. ... Eh.

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Haribo Spaghetti Fizz

Haribo Spaghetti Fizz

Reviewed by on May 7, 2016

It's truly possible that this spaghetti is better for you than real spaghetti.

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British Bon Bons

British Bon Bons

Reviewed by on Apr 30, 2016

Get prepared for a whole new thing...

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Haribo Spaghetti

Haribo Spaghetti

Reviewed by on Apr 23, 2016

Sometimes, things look just like they taste

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Haribo DJ Brause

Haribo DJ Brause

Reviewed by on Mar 21, 2016

Is dj'ing even still cool?

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Better Move to Europe if You Want Milk Gummies

Better Move to Europe if You Want Milk Gummies

Reviewed by on Mar 14, 2016

Milk gummies. They're made of milk. You drink them. Kidding! You don't actually drink them.

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Treats from the islands: Li Hing Mui Hawaii Style

Treats from the islands: Li Hing Mui Hawaii Style

Reviewed by on Mar 4, 2016

Prepare to enter a new world: a sweet, sour, salty, bizarre world of flavor. Li Hing Mui world.

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Carambar Original

Carambar Original

Reviewed by on Feb 16, 2016

The caramel world was waiting for a hero: no, it's not the seal salt $3 thingy at the boutique store. It's a cheap, French classic.

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Mentos Pop Ins Sour

Mentos Pop Ins Sour

Reviewed by on Feb 5, 2016

Whatever you do, DON'T look at this bag. Or in it.

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Kookaburra Liquorice Shooter

Kookaburra Liquorice Shooter

Reviewed by on Jan 5, 2016

Sometimes, even though the "liquorice" isn't licorice, you do ayeet.

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Poifull – Japanese Jelly Beans…OR ARE THEY?

Poifull – Japanese Jelly Beans…OR ARE THEY?

Reviewed by on Dec 28, 2015

everything you THINK you know about jelly beans is about to change.

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Wiley Wallaby Australian Style Gourmet Huckleberry Licorice

Wiley Wallaby Australian Style Gourmet Huckleberry Licorice

Reviewed by on Dec 23, 2015

Get ready for a major life incident. A turning point of trust, if you will.

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Crakroc basically makes all other “bark” look bad

Crakroc basically makes all other “bark” look bad

Reviewed by on Dec 21, 2015

It's not "like" crack : it's Crakroc

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Goetze’s Original Cream Caramels

Goetze’s Original Cream Caramels

Reviewed by on Dec 3, 2015

Memories are one thing...reality is another. Literally! They're different things.

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Mike & Ike Sour

Mike & Ike Sour

Reviewed by on Dec 1, 2015

Is it possible for the cheapest candy to be some of the best? IN AMERICA????

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Curly Girlz Candy: Caramels, Toffees, and Nut Rolls- oh my!

Curly Girlz Candy: Caramels, Toffees, and Nut Rolls- oh my!

Reviewed by on Nov 19, 2015

Traditional candies made impeccably well = holiday bliss

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Switzer’s Twists

Switzer’s Twists

Reviewed by on Nov 5, 2015

reviving the classic Red Vines vs. Twizzlers East/West coast rivalry, this time with tang.

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Bassett’s Mint Favourites

Bassett’s Mint Favourites

Reviewed by on Oct 22, 2015

Mint is no longer just mint.

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Candy Farm 3 Color Coconut Neapolitan Coconut Slice

Candy Farm 3 Color Coconut Neapolitan Coconut Slice

Reviewed by on Oct 1, 2015

Few things use coconut in a pure, simple form as well as this does

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Caramel Apple Sugar Babies. Gimme sum shugga Baby.

Caramel Apple Sugar Babies. Gimme sum shugga Baby.

Reviewed by on Sep 28, 2015

Take an apple, add caramel, give to a baby, get a call from Child Protective Services

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