We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Just Born Mike & Ike Zours

I tried these before and they were nothing to write home about. Has the recipe changed? OR IS IT ME THAT'S CHANGED?!?

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Fundy Juicee Gummee Belts

A new take on an oldish candy staple - the sour belt.

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Karma Candy: If you grow it, will they eat?

When you like it so natural it hurts

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Alpenbauer Mango-Orange “Klassik” Bonbons

If they sold these at Walgreens, I'd be in trouble.

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Mike & Ike

Often forgotten, do classic original Mike & Ike stand the test of time?

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Tootsie Roll King Size

You've had them a million times, but have you really thought about them? Also, what's your take on Tony Romo?

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Candy Gurus ‘Smores Throw Down

Can the classic 'Smore stand the test of time, or will it be unseated by lime & sea salt?

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Vivil Creme Life. Yo.

I'm starting a new way of looking at life: Creme Life. You'll get it soon.

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Video Review: Haribo Jogi-Fari (A Taste of Delight, Apparently)

This time, the Jr. Gurus are right on the nose- these are amazing.

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Pearson’s Salted Nut Roll

Could these be better than Payday bars? Could anything? Is that possible?

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Haribo COaLA-Tatzen

The only reason this candy was made was for some jacked up Product Manager to get his pun implemented on a bag of candy.

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Rowntrees Orchard Fruits Pastilles

These pastilles are plenty good-just not wuite as good as the original flavors by Rowntrees

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Cream & Sugar Cream Filled Licorice. Can we start over?

"Itsugar" - the manufacturer of these has an apt name. I would have liked them more if they would go with "Itsflavor" though.

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Video Review: Homemade “Chocopoo”

Struggling to find the words for this one.

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Werther’s Caramel Apple Filled Hard Candies

The combo of apple and caramel is a winner. It's so obvious IT'S DUMB, AMIRIGHT? Or is it this candy that's dumb? Dumb as hell, perhaps?

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Jelly Belly Dark Chocolate Covered Tobasco Flavored Beans

Dark chocolate, Tobasco sauce, and a sweet chew jelly bean. Thoughts/comments/suggestions?

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Taveners Blackcurrant & Liquorice

“licorice”?  All these years we’ve been gracefully handling the way the Brits pronounce aluminum...

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Katjes Grün-Ohr Barchen (They’re Neu!) Green Ear Bears

Dudes, check this: There’s no end to the amount of “gummy bears” that candy companies make, and...

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Grandma’s Finest Licorice Fruits

Know how I regularly talk about “Grandma Candy”?  It generally requires some variation of hard candy and...

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SweeTARTS Gummies: Really? We haven’t reviewed these?

Old school meet middle school. Add in after school, go to college then make candy. Which has nothing to do with these things.

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Mocken Boules: Talk about German Variety

Moucken Boules are Fooken Shoeless! (no idea what that means but I think it rhymes)

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Katjes Fred Ferkel: You’ll Be Fine When You Get Past the Name

Pink pigs with gummy ears. Sounds like a bad dream. But it's the opposite: a good nightmare!

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Bona Vita Ingwer Bonbons : Citrus Ginger Hard Candies

Ginger in candy is almost passé. ALMOST.

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Payday: Peanut allergies? Stay away. The rest of us, Don’t.

When you have mothers and flight attendants scared the world over, you know the candy is good

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Lovely Candy: One for me…One for you

Real fruit. No Fake nothing. Real good. L'Chaim.

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Skittles Darkside: Once you go dark you’ll never go bark

These Skittles aren't just dark, they're brooding

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Chocolate Sea Salt Butterscotch Caramels: Name Says it All

If you thought butterscotch kinda sucked yr kinda wrong

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Maynards Threesome of Peaches, Berries, and, well, Berries

When Tool broke up, I was sad. Then Maynard started making wine and gummies and I'm much happier.

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Walkers Nonsuch Original Toffee

What's toffee..exactly? How is it different than caramel? Which is better? And as always, we tackle the persistently tough question "is it hard enough?"

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Haribo Sour Tongues : “Sweaties”

What's your opinion about candy that sweats?

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Mentos Fresh Cola

Mentos takes on one of my all-time favorite candy flavors.

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Swedish Fish

How many fish is too many fish? Turns out: 7!

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Ramune Gummies: Flower Power Pop

More soda gummies but there ain't no coke in these

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Båren Company: Coffee Gummi Bears are Buzzin

I'm so tired. I need a gummy bear. Stat.

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Trolli Sour Stixi

With a pretty unique consistency, this offering from Trolli continues their track record of excellence overseas

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Sula Toffee To Go “Kaffeecreme”

Caramel goes with salt. This we know. But does it go with coffee? What about white chocolate? Porjk Belly?

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Dewars Fine Candies : Bakersfield’s Finest

I think I might have liked taffy when I was 4, but now? They all taste the same: bland, boring. And now we have more to try...

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Jolly Rancher Sour Bunnies: Annual Gel Fest? Eh.

There was a time when Jolly Rancher was a one-trick pony – hard brick candies in watermelon, green apple, cherry,...

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Jelly Belly Sour Bunnies: It’s What’s for Easter

When the sweet people at Jelly Belly send us Gurus stuff to review, in this case, Easter Candy, I have to ask myself:...

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Trolli Gummi Rocks…..Rock.

Gummi inside, "hard" sour shell outside. New concept, and I LIKE IT.

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Sugar Daddy: A Virtual Spanking?

Everyone needs a Sugar Daddy, unless you actually ARE a daddy, in which case it might be an uncomfortable arrangement.

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Jolly Rancher Chews : Should You…CHOOSE Them? OH NO I DI-IN’T!!!

Hey, it's a review of something you can actually BUY in this country! BUT SHOULD YOU???

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Trolli Valentine Mix: Sour Gummi Candy be Dandy

Don't lie to me about what your candy tastes like. I'm not 19. It won't make me want to sleep with you more. Also, Happy Valentine's Day.

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Haribo Jelly Beans : Yet Another Player in the Bean Game

We’ve reviewed and spoken about jelly beans quite a bit round these parts.  Every year before Easter rolls...

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Mentos Lakrits Mint : Licomint

Mint, Licorice, Chew, Repeat, Rinse.

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Swedish Jelly Horses : Fruity Syrup

In a world...where one old dude finds a mystical wood horse that smells like syrup. Coming soon to a theater near you.

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Sula Lakritz Toffes : Sea Salt Licorice Toffe

Take something old (caramel) and give it something new (licorice) and sprinkle heaven dust (sea salt) on it, and you've got something completely new

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Haribo Smurfs & Haribo Sour Smurfs : A Tale of Two Different Blue Little Shits

In the Smurf show and movie, they all use "smurf" as a verb, so I'm gonnna Smurf the same.

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Smarties Strawberry Taffy: Thanks (for not) Giving (me any in the future)

It's taffy by nature. Not strawberry by taste. Kids like it too but kids don't know sh*&.

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Brach’s Fall Flavors: Caramel Apple Candy Corn

Now when you think of candy corn, you can think of caramel apples and confuse the hell out of yourself!

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