Candygurus

You wanna talk old school? It doesn’t get older (or stickier) than this.

Wanna win a bunch of Milky Way Simply Caramel bars and a US$75 gift certificate to Spafinder.com? Watch the vid yo.

I’ve held back for years, until now. I bought my first Airhead.

Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.

Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show

Dammit if the Dutch aren’t just super right on. They make great licorice. They aren’t afraid of really pushing anise. They don’t pretend to cater to children. They play to adults. And they use salt. Like all good cooks.

Solid candies from a family company. Word!

They’re called güdfüd and they’re American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is good, this review sucks.

Happy Goat Caramels – local SF, CA candy. These things whack you with a vanilla taste that shames any thing else describing itself as vanilla.

Here’s a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?

These taste like purple, and it’s perfectly logical for today’s candy enthusiast to only want authentic, all natural, chardonnay-esque, only organic, non-fructose, raw cane grape candy. I feel you. But personally I love fake grape.

Mexico, thou hast forsaken us-up till NOW.

The fine people at Wonka sent us a bunch of sweets, half chocolate and half non-chocolate- I’m putting away the dark cocoa mistress and burying my gob into some fruity chewy type treats. Do they live up to the Wonka legacy?

Every year I like to do a candy bash post. For 2010, may I forever pray you don’t go anywhere near the three candies in this post.

Juicy Jells from Candy Basket. Soft textured with huge sugar crystals on the outside. Gramma might like these? Jello cubes. Eh.

The lil’ genius who created Jelly Belly’s – by far the best tasting jelly bean ever created – contacted Candygurus and said, ‘we got candy – review it.’ If this isn’t a sign that the godforsaken Candygurus have made it then I don’t know what is.

Jelly Belly Fruit Sours aren’t really fruity or sour. A tad disappointing from our fave jelly bean maker. On the other hand, we know they can make the goods…so perhaps there’s hope…

St. Barth’s has hot girl everywhere and tons of excellent candy. You need to go.

$100 says you can’t finish reading this review–it’s THAT long.

If this was the first and only thing you ever ate from Haribo you might hold a grudge or swear off German candy forever. Jonny, Scotty and I review these badboys on video.

Yes, I WANT to eat something so sour that I need extinguishing.

If Strawberry Quick had a candy version, this would be it.

Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?

Are you a “candy healthy people”?

If it’s big, AND it’s a hunk, then usually that scares me.

I heart spice. Are these legit, or flaccid?

Peanut Butter & Apples- A Classic Combo???

Nice coin slot!

It’s not fair to blame the masses for the faults of a few. Like, you can’t say every Iranian is a numbnut; just the dumdum leaders who use religion to hide behind a fascist regime stuck in the middle ages. Similarly, just because there seems to be an inordinate amount of crap candy out of [...]

Gourmet caramels that aint cheap. Are they really worth it?