We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Haribo Frohhalme

Haribo Frohhalme

Reviewed by on Apr 3, 2020

Custard candy doesn't sound good to me ever.

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Red Vines: Made Simple

Red Vines: Made Simple

Reviewed by on Mar 6, 2020

RV's Made Simps

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Sockerbit Licorice Lips: Wow

Sockerbit Licorice Lips: Wow

Reviewed by on Feb 4, 2020

Don't like licorice? Now you do.

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UK Starburst: A Comparison

UK Starburst: A Comparison

Reviewed by on Nov 7, 2019

Yet more reasons why the UK is way cooler than the U.S.

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Maoam Pinballs Fizzingz

Maoam Pinballs Fizzingz

Reviewed by on Oct 10, 2019

When fizzingz means fizzy, not sour. And that's not a bad thing!

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Gummy Choco: Who’s in?

Gummy Choco: Who’s in?

Reviewed by on Sep 10, 2019

I ran away from chocolate with gummies. Now I run to them.

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Fruit-tella: a Starburst by another name

Fruit-tella: a Starburst by another name

Reviewed by on Aug 27, 2019

This comes down to how much you like Starburst-type soft chews.

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Barratt Refreshers Softies Minis

Barratt Refreshers Softies Minis

Reviewed by on Aug 8, 2019

They're small. And soft. But are they really?

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Project 7 Gourmet Chewies: Organic, and Worth It

Project 7 Gourmet Chewies: Organic, and Worth It

Reviewed by on Jul 30, 2019

When 'good for you' is good too, we win

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Corny: Greek Bar with Banana

Corny: Greek Bar with Banana

Reviewed by on Jul 16, 2019

This is bananas

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Toffifee

Toffifee

Reviewed by on Jul 5, 2019

What do you get when you mix chocolate, Satan, Hazelnuts and caramel?

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Fizzy Favourite Rainbow Pencils

Fizzy Favourite Rainbow Pencils

Reviewed by on Jun 23, 2019

What do you get when you put classic boiled sweets flavors into newfangled filled gummies?

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Haribo Fruitmania

Haribo Fruitmania

Reviewed by on Jun 7, 2019

When your Yoplait at brekkers just isn't enough for you

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Don’t Be Talking Down to Airheads Soft Filled Bites

Don’t Be Talking Down to Airheads Soft Filled Bites

Reviewed by on May 7, 2019

Soft filled and hard milled. i have no idea what that means.

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Kukulka Fleeced Birds

Kukulka Fleeced Birds

Reviewed by on Mar 14, 2019

When a hard candy is actually something better

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Nomba Gummies: Spicy & Grown-up

Nomba Gummies: Spicy & Grown-up

Reviewed by on Feb 19, 2019

Some spice in these little gummies from India. Unique.

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Caramella Moo: grown up toffee

Caramella Moo: grown up toffee

Reviewed by on Jan 14, 2019

All the varieties of toffee you could ever want are right.....here.

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Hitschler Schnüre: Veggie Sour Strings

Hitschler Schnüre: Veggie Sour Strings

Reviewed by on Dec 4, 2018

Name be damned, these be decent

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Nimm2 Soft: Fruit + Cola

Nimm2 Soft: Fruit + Cola

Reviewed by on Nov 29, 2018

Chewy, Fruity, Gooey. Cola-Y.

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American Brand Sour Jelly Beans

American Brand Sour Jelly Beans

Reviewed by on Nov 9, 2018

CRUNCHY SOUR JELLY BEANS EVERYBODY

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Starburst Minis Sours: Unwrapped!

Starburst Minis Sours: Unwrapped!

Reviewed by on Oct 23, 2018

Mini - but with a bite. And how haven't we reviewed these yet?

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Halloween 2018: Haribo Sour Vampire Bats

Halloween 2018: Haribo Sour Vampire Bats

Reviewed by on Oct 16, 2018

Happy Hariboween

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Enchilokas: More Mango, B*&^hes

Enchilokas: More Mango, B*&^hes

Reviewed by on Sep 11, 2018

Nope. Sorry. Won't apologize for yet another mango candy review.

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Jovy Mango Slices: Spot On Flavor

Jovy Mango Slices: Spot On Flavor

Reviewed by on Sep 4, 2018

Flavor is like a real fruit. Gummy is like not a gummy.

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Chupa Chups Kaubonbon

Chupa Chups Kaubonbon

Reviewed by on Aug 31, 2018

Stop it. Just....stop it. Cut it out.

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Asda’s Jewellery Laces: Play, then Eat. And You’ll Want to Eat.

Asda’s Jewellery Laces: Play, then Eat. And You’ll Want to Eat.

Reviewed by on Aug 21, 2018

I really didn't want to like these. But I did.

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Sweet Heat Skittles: Spice is Nice

Sweet Heat Skittles: Spice is Nice

Reviewed by on Aug 14, 2018

If anything, they're refreshing as hell

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Starburst sweet heat

Starburst sweet heat

Reviewed by on Jun 15, 2018

Sweet? Yes. Heat? Actually....yes.

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Candy People Sour Melon Logs

Candy People Sour Melon Logs

Reviewed by on May 24, 2018

Get ready for Scandy, because it's coming for ya

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Puchao

Puchao

Reviewed by on May 4, 2018

How do you make Starburst better? How do you make it a LOT better?

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Nostalgic Candy Club

Nostalgic Candy Club

Reviewed by on Apr 27, 2018

If you remember all the candy in this box then you're old. Super old. In fact you're probably using your phone light to read this.

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Haribo Weinland: Nothing to Toast to

Haribo Weinland: Nothing to Toast to

Reviewed by on Apr 24, 2018

Wine gums are usually a solid variety of gummy. Usually.

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Wham Bamz Cosmic Jelly Beans: Yeah. Ok.

Wham Bamz Cosmic Jelly Beans: Yeah. Ok.

Reviewed by on Apr 10, 2018

These are boring and so is this review.

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Enjoy Li Hing Sour Watermelons: So good we reviewed them twice.

Enjoy Li Hing Sour Watermelons: So good we reviewed them twice.

Reviewed by on Apr 3, 2018

Sour watermelon chews are my (Li) (T)Hing . GET IT?! OMG SO FUNNY

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Passover Candy Done Right: Top 10 Plagues Bucket

Passover Candy Done Right: Top 10 Plagues Bucket

Reviewed by on Mar 27, 2018

Finally. Our love of candy meets our love of....well it meets our religion at least.

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The Natural Confectionary Company Squirms

The Natural Confectionary Company Squirms

Reviewed by on Mar 9, 2018

It's time. Time for America and beyond to ditch gas station sour worms and finally level up

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Maoam Crazy Roxx

Maoam Crazy Roxx

Reviewed by on Mar 2, 2018

Ready to get crazy? Or just cray? Craze?

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Hi-Chew Fizzies: Will They Finish Strong?

Hi-Chew Fizzies: Will They Finish Strong?

Reviewed by on Feb 13, 2018

It's not how you get off the block, it's if you cross the finish line a winner

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Torie & Howard Sour Chewie Fruities

Torie & Howard Sour Chewie Fruities

Reviewed by on Feb 9, 2018

It's like a Starburst but actually real

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Katjes Glücksgefühle: German, Veggie & Fruity

Katjes Glücksgefühle: German, Veggie & Fruity

Reviewed by on Jan 30, 2018

Veggie candy hippy dippy yippee

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Now and Later Sour Shell Shocked

Now and Later Sour Shell Shocked

Reviewed by on Dec 28, 2017

American confectioners need to up their newfangled iterations of old school candies. Impress us.

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Hi-Chews Bites: So much promise…

Hi-Chews Bites: So much promise…

Reviewed by on Dec 26, 2017

But these don't have a really big chew...

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Mike & Ikes Buttered Popcorn

Mike & Ikes Buttered Popcorn

Reviewed by on Dec 22, 2017

Hot buttered crap is more like it

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Sugarfina Atomic Sours: We’ll be the judge of that.

Sugarfina Atomic Sours: We’ll be the judge of that.

Reviewed by on Dec 12, 2017

With a name like "Atomic" you'd better be explosive

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Gustaf’s Jelly Babies

Gustaf’s Jelly Babies

Reviewed by on Nov 16, 2017

Tackling the tough stories, today we’re looking at another variety of Jelly Baby

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Maoam Sour Stripes

Maoam Sour Stripes

Reviewed by on Nov 3, 2017

Potential hall of fame sour chews here.

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Welcome to Unicorn Island

Welcome to Unicorn Island

Reviewed by on Oct 20, 2017

When you go to an island populated only by Unicorns, these are the kinds of things you'll find.

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Maoam Joystixx

Maoam Joystixx

Reviewed by on Sep 29, 2017

Taffy is boring and all the same. Right?

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Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles Infusions

Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles Infusions

Reviewed by on Sep 22, 2017

We love Rowntrees original pastilles, but did they fuck things up with these newfangled flavor combos?

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Swizzels Bumper Bag

Swizzels Bumper Bag

Reviewed by on Aug 11, 2017

This bag is BUMPIN'

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