Caramella Moo: grown up toffee
All the varieties of toffee you could ever want are right.....here.
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Starburst Minis Sours: Unwrapped!
Mini - but with a bite. And how haven't we reviewed these yet?
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Enchilokas: More Mango, B*&^hes
Nope. Sorry. Won't apologize for yet another mango candy review.
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Jovy Mango Slices: Spot On Flavor
Flavor is like a real fruit. Gummy is like not a gummy.
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Asda’s Jewellery Laces: Play, then Eat. And You’ll Want to Eat.
I really didn't want to like these. But I did.
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Nostalgic Candy Club
If you remember all the candy in this box then you're old. Super old. In fact you're probably using your phone light to read this.
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Haribo Weinland: Nothing to Toast to
Wine gums are usually a solid variety of gummy. Usually.
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Enjoy Li Hing Sour Watermelons: So good we reviewed them twice.
Sour watermelon chews are my (Li) (T)Hing . GET IT?! OMG SO FUNNY
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Passover Candy Done Right: Top 10 Plagues Bucket
Finally. Our love of candy meets our love of....well it meets our religion at least.
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The Natural Confectionary Company Squirms
It's time. Time for America and beyond to ditch gas station sour worms and finally level up
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Hi-Chew Fizzies: Will They Finish Strong?
It's not how you get off the block, it's if you cross the finish line a winner
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Now and Later Sour Shell Shocked
American confectioners need to up their newfangled iterations of old school candies. Impress us.
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Sugarfina Atomic Sours: We’ll be the judge of that.
With a name like "Atomic" you'd better be explosive
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Gustaf’s Jelly Babies
Tackling the tough stories, today we’re looking at another variety of Jelly Baby
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Welcome to Unicorn Island
When you go to an island populated only by Unicorns, these are the kinds of things you'll find.
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Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles Infusions
We love Rowntrees original pastilles, but did they fuck things up with these newfangled flavor combos?
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Black Jack: I’m supposed to love these, but…
who thought these tasted god enough to mass produce?
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Mike & Ike’s Cherry Cola Give Us Some Zing
Olde skool, sure. But good enough for the 21st century.
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Cadbury Lolly Bag
So many things to learn, so many preconceived notions to shatter. Lots of stuff going on here.
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Marks & Spencer American Hard Gums
The old saying goes "Goody goody gumdrop". BUT ARE THEY GOOD?
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Freedom Japanese Market Subscription Box
What makes a subscription box stand out? Paper knives? Grape chocolate? Beef consume flavored chips? Check.
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iBons: Not candy from Apple®, but still Top o’ the Line
Mango and Ginger never tasted so important
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Juicy Gummee Rainbow Pencils
Sure, we all chewed on pencil erasers back in the day, but did you ever EAT one? Probably poisoned you, if so. Now we have an edible version, and damn if they aren't gorgeous.
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Boffo Bar! Trader Joe’s Does the Tried & True
Boffo Bar! Not so far! Unless you live in Myanmar! Then you'll need more than car! You will need an Aerostar!
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A candy 99% of you will hate: Big Island Candies Hawaiian Da-Kines Chocolate Dipped Ika
Who WOULDN'T want a smelly bottom feeding fish enrobed chocolate?
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Hey Croatia: it’s time to up your candy game: Ki-ki vocna fruit
Sometimes you have to treat a country like petulant young adult
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Now & Later Extreme Sour Soft Fruit Chews
It's not that these ae bad per se...it's just that there's existentially no reason for their existence.
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