We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Halloween 2018: Haribo Sour Vampire Bats

Happy Hariboween

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Enchilokas: More Mango, B*&^hes

Nope. Sorry. Won't apologize for yet another mango candy review.

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Jovy Mango Slices: Spot On Flavor

Flavor is like a real fruit. Gummy is like not a gummy.

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Chupa Chups Kaubonbon

Stop it. Just....stop it. Cut it out.

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Asda’s Jewellery Laces: Play, then Eat. And You’ll Want to Eat.

I really didn't want to like these. But I did.

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Sweet Heat Skittles: Spice is Nice

If anything, they're refreshing as hell

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Starburst sweet heat

Sweet? Yes. Heat? Actually....yes.

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Candy People Sour Melon Logs

Get ready for Scandy, because it's coming for ya

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Puchao

How do you make Starburst better? How do you make it a LOT better?

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Nostalgic Candy Club

If you remember all the candy in this box then you're old. Super old. In fact you're probably using your phone light to read this.

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Haribo Weinland: Nothing to Toast to

Wine gums are usually a solid variety of gummy. Usually.

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Wham Bamz Cosmic Jelly Beans: Yeah. Ok.

These are boring and so is this review.

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Enjoy Li Hing Sour Watermelons: So good we reviewed them twice.

Sour watermelon chews are my (Li) (T)Hing . GET IT?! OMG SO FUNNY

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Passover Candy Done Right: Top 10 Plagues Bucket

Finally. Our love of candy meets our love of....well it meets our religion at least.

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The Natural Confectionary Company Squirms

It's time. Time for America and beyond to ditch gas station sour worms and finally level up

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Maoam Crazy Roxx

Ready to get crazy? Or just cray? Craze?

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Hi-Chew Fizzies: Will They Finish Strong?

It's not how you get off the block, it's if you cross the finish line a winner

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Torie & Howard Sour Chewie Fruities

It's like a Starburst but actually real

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Katjes Glücksgefühle: German, Veggie & Fruity

Veggie candy hippy dippy yippee

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Now and Later Sour Shell Shocked

American confectioners need to up their newfangled iterations of old school candies. Impress us.

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Hi-Chews Bites: So much promise…

But these don't have a really big chew...

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Mike & Ikes Buttered Popcorn

Hot buttered crap is more like it

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Sugarfina Atomic Sours: We’ll be the judge of that.

With a name like "Atomic" you'd better be explosive

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Gustaf’s Jelly Babies

Tackling the tough stories, today we’re looking at another variety of Jelly Baby

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Maoam Sour Stripes

Potential hall of fame sour chews here.

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Welcome to Unicorn Island

When you go to an island populated only by Unicorns, these are the kinds of things you'll find.

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Maoam Joystixx

Taffy is boring and all the same. Right?

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Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles Infusions

We love Rowntrees original pastilles, but did they fuck things up with these newfangled flavor combos?

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Swizzels Bumper Bag

This bag is BUMPIN'

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Black Jack: I’m supposed to love these, but…

who thought these tasted god enough to mass produce?

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Tunnock’s Tea Cakes

Flavors no one hates, all wrapped up like a scary mushroom.

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Fazer Assa Mix

A better fruit chew and licorice combo than we've ever tried

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Mike & Ike’s Cherry Cola Give Us Some Zing

Olde skool, sure. But good enough for the 21st century.

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Cadbury Lolly Bag

So many things to learn, so many preconceived notions to shatter. Lots of stuff going on here.

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Marks & Spencer American Hard Gums

The old saying goes "Goody goody gumdrop". BUT ARE THEY GOOD?

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Freedom Japanese Market Subscription Box

What makes a subscription box stand out? Paper knives? Grape chocolate? Beef consume flavored chips? Check.

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iBons: Not candy from Apple®, but still Top o’ the Line

Mango and Ginger never tasted so important

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Oyatsu Box Part 2

Part 2 of our look at Oyatsu Box

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Juicy Gummee Rainbow Pencils

Sure, we all chewed on pencil erasers back in the day, but did you ever EAT one? Probably poisoned you, if so. Now we have an edible version, and damn if they aren't gorgeous.

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Summer Roll

When it's summer in Australia, what time is it "here"?

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Boffo Bar! Trader Joe’s Does the Tried & True

Boffo Bar! Not so far! Unless you live in Myanmar! Then you'll need more than car! You will need an Aerostar!

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Sour Punch Punchies: An Instant Favorite

I'm feeling punchy

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A candy 99% of you will hate: Big Island Candies Hawaiian Da-Kines Chocolate Dipped Ika

Who WOULDN'T want a smelly bottom feeding fish enrobed chocolate?

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Hey Croatia: it’s time to up your candy game: Ki-ki vocna fruit

Sometimes you have to treat a country like petulant young adult

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Now & Later Extreme Sour Soft Fruit Chews

It's not that these ae bad per se...it's just that there's existentially no reason for their existence.

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Holiday Candy Video Review 3 of 3: Tootsie Candy Cane Pop Drops

Grab a cup of nog, won't you, as we gather around the tree to watch stupid videos of dudes reviewing Christmas candy

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Holiday Candy Video Reviews 1 of 3: Warheads Sour Chewy Cubes

The weather outside is frightful-for California.

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Cadbury Caramel Chew

Show of hands: who like caramel? Chewing?

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Wooden Table Baking Co. Alfajores

When is a cookie not a confection, but a candy?

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Percy Pigs

They're pigs that have pig in them, so let's first think on that.

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