We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Bassett’s Jelly Babies

I reviewed these 10 years ago and hated them. What I would I think a decade later? UPDATE: I never reviewed them. EDIT: reviewing now.

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Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles Infusions

We love Rowntrees original pastilles, but did they fuck things up with these newfangled flavor combos?

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Scandinavian Swimmers

Most of you who’ve seen these have seen them at Trader Joe’s. In fact, I’d wager most. But did any...

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Bio Ingwer Barchen: Vegetarian ginger gummy bears

The concept of vegetarian gummies is a fine one. It often works great. But not always.

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Kind Fruit & Nut: Peanut Butter & Strawberry

It's a kinda bit of all right

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The Natural Confectionary Co. Snakes. From Down Under.

These snakes are yooooooooje

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EatingEVOLVED: Taste Devolved. But Healthy.

It's not Sophie's choice, but you have to decide: you want flavor or organic and GF goodness?

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A candy 99% of you will hate: Big Island Candies Hawaiian Da-Kines Chocolate Dipped Ika

Who WOULDN'T want a smelly bottom feeding fish enrobed chocolate?

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BEAUTY Sweeties: Natural Gummies Taste Unnaturally Good

They're real and they're spectacular.

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Wooden Table Baking Co. Alfajores

When is a cookie not a confection, but a candy?

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Two Haute Cowgirls Srira-Cha-Cha Popcorn

Read with me as I bare my soul and innermost feelings regarding Sri Racha based food products

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Black Forest Organic Lollipops: Do they sacrifice taste for a trend?

Sure you're thinking Organic Shmoranic but you should be thinking Delishous Kanishes

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Fazer Salmiakki Mix

Boring looking bag, revelation inside

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Perle di Sole – Limoncello Chocolates from Italy

I really don't like Limoncello, but I absolutely adore these.

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Bio Primo Ingwer-Limette Bonbons

Ginger & Lime hard candies are all the same until one isn't.

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Sugarfina Bitty Berries

If this is your introduction to Sugarfina, then you're welcome.

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Albanese Chocolate & Sea Salt covered English Toffee

Get your pencils out, kids, because you're gonna wanna take note of these. More importantly, get your credit cards out, because buying these is a must.

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Go Organic Fruit Chews

Is it possible that these little lovelies taste as good as they look?

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Seriously Totally All Organic Black Forest Gummies? Yup.

Don't call it organic unless you got a label that lets you.

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British Bon Bons

Get prepared for a whole new thing...

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Bissinger’s Apricot Green Team Gummy Pandas: We found Ourselves a Winner

Apricot and Green Tea are like dreams smothered with fantasies mixed into a pot of day-offs

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Luralu’s Dark Bark

All bark is the same-except for this stuff

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Kano Pure Gummys

Another delicious offering from Japan. Why do they do grape so much better than us?

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Crakroc basically makes all other “bark” look bad

It's not "like" crack : it's Crakroc

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The Organic Candy Factory : Gummies & Chocolate

It was a tragic day....bears went missing....mistakes were made. Then we ate them.

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Belgian milk chocolate Mega-Coin. Who wants one?

bigger is...always better, amiright?

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Curly Girlz Candy: Caramels, Toffees, and Nut Rolls- oh my!

Traditional candies made impeccably well = holiday bliss

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Willamette Valley Confectionary: Pate De Fruit Bliss

All pate de fruit is not created equal. Some is over the top, and some is just plain innovative.

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Stivii Chocolate Bars: White Peach Dark Chocolate

Get ready for an entirely new concept in chocolate

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Laurie & Sons Moroccan Spiced Dark Chocolate Toffees

Didn't like the look of these. Don't like cinnamon. But I LOVED these.

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Torie & Howard Do The Chew

Fruit chews you can feel more than good about

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Robinson’s Squash Gums are Vegeterrific

British gummies for your hippie friends that you can eat too!

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Fla•Ver Artisan Candies

Can natural candies that are interesting even be MADE any more?

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ColaFrogs

One of the best flavor combinations I've ever had

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Salazon Organic Chocolate

There's too much "craft" chocolate. Rather, too much same-y chocolate. Can Salazon bust a move?

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Mean Black Fox Licorice

The mean black fox likes his licorice. Be warned.

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Gustaf’s Arctic Ice & Fruit Ice Licorice Chalk

Time for class, kids. On the menu? Chalk.

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Daim Bar- a Swedish hunk of deliciousness that totally isn’t like a Heath Bar…

How do you make a Heath Bar better?

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Gerrit’s Gummy Pink Cadillacs

A rarely used flavor in an extremely well done gummy

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Sassy Sasso Bars: Small & Local Done Good

Small company, good sized chocolate bar takes on the big boys.

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Crakroc: chocolate, marshmallow, toffee….

Just another combination of chocolate, toffee and marshmallow. OR IS IT???

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Toms Heksehyl Heksen Drops Licorice

I'm basically in on anything with Halloween imagery, so this just suits me. But ya know what? They're damn tasty.

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The Caramel Kid Bourbon Pecan

I like pecans. I really love bourbon. Caramel? My homeboy. These had better be good, right?

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Torie & Howard roll out new flavor: Meyer Lemon & Raspberry

Take the best ingredients around-only real ones- and make a mouth watering explosion of flavor. Only 12 calories. Don't sleep on these!

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Mr. Candy British Treats: Rosey Apples & Pear Drops

Classic boiled sweets from the UK - what could be better? Or in this case, what couldn't be?

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Karma Candy: If you grow it, will they eat?

When you like it so natural it hurts

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Cranberry Sweets Pates De Fruits

No words. I just don't have any. KIDDING, I DO. They're inside this review.

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Gustafs Sweet Licorice, Trollendrops, and Licorice Toffee

Through the mass of mediocre licorice, we bring you a mixed bag: one good, one beyond great, and one gross.

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Sugarfina Apple Pie

FRUIT JELLIES! Pate De Fruit? Gele? We'll figure that one out, but more importantly, prepare yourself for the best one I've ever tried.

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Jones Soda Carbonated Candy

Eat your soda!

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