We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Jones Soda Carbonated Candy

Matty reviewed one flavor of Jones Soda Carbonated Candy years ago- Fufu Berry, which ironically turns out to be my...

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World Cup 2014 as told by 2 candies: German Spicy Strawberry and Brazilian Caipirinha Candies

In one corner, Brazil with their darling cocktail. In the other, Germany with brutally spicy strawberries. Who'll win this time?

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Taveners Lemon & Strawberry Sherbets

Perhaps THE most iconic classic British candy is under the microscope today, yo.

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Wordcount Wednesdays: Rowntrees Orchard Fruits Pastilles

These pastilles are plenty good-just not wuite as good as the original flavors by Rowntrees

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Cedrinco Fruit Gele: Stop Everything, and Read.

The world of high end pate de fruit comes crashing into affordable American online candy stores. Is this a dream? If so, it's a silky, cool, tart, delightful dream that I don't want to be woken from. Ever.

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Natasha’s Just Brittle

Peanut Brittle is Peanut Brittle is Peanut Brittle is....Old Bay??

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Chocolate Decadence Dark Chocolate Coconut Buttons

It's like a Mounds, but completely different.

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D’Anjou Pear & Mango Ginger Zingers

Trendy ginger and imaginary fruit: a good combo?

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Athena Black Cherry & Aphrodite Kumquat

I'm pretty sure you don't deserve these but for the sake of argument, let's just pretend that you do.

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Larsen’s Fine Candies English Toffee – Wordcount Wednesdays

Holy.  Shit. Perfect, crunchy, salty toffee.  The right amount of nuts make it irresistible.  Ate it all in two...

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Hitschler Sour Gummy Monsters

There's definitely no aroma of pregnant buffalo in these.

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Sugarfina: Wild Blueberry Fruttini

Introducing your new favorite candy store.

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Colts Bolts – Classic Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter & Almonds

It's like everything good in a portable puck.

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Taveners Blackcurrant & Liquorice

“licorice”?  All these years we’ve been gracefully handling the way the Brits pronounce aluminum...

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Tree Hugger Gum – Name Kinda Says It All

Artificial sweeteners are in almost ALL gums these days. So what's a progressive hippy parent to do?

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Cheri’s Desert Harvest Prickly Pear Cactus Jelly Candy

My new favorite kind of candy in a flavor I've never tried before.

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Trader Joe’s All Natural Fruit Jellies

America doesn't know much from Pates De Fruits. Actually, I don't either, but I'm learning.

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Raley’s Confectionary : Cut “Rock” Candy

Welcome to your new favorite candy dish filler.

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Lovely Candy: One for me…One for you

Real fruit. No Fake nothing. Real good. L'Chaim.

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Walkers Nonsuch Original Toffee

What's toffee..exactly? How is it different than caramel? Which is better? And as always, we tackle the persistently tough question "is it hard enough?"

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Dewars Fine Candies : Bakersfield’s Finest

I think I might have liked taffy when I was 4, but now? They all taste the same: bland, boring. And now we have more to try...

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Ocho Coconut Bar: When Price is No Object

Great coconut. Perfect for the rich!

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Zoe’s Chocolate Co. : Two Bars For Review

What's gona be better: animal crackers in milk chocolate, or jelly beans in dark? Serious first world issue to ponder.

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Tahoe City Chocolates, Munch, and Old Faithful Peanut Clusters

Come with me, won't you, as I take a stroll through the aisles of Tahoe City Chocolates, and uncover som gems old and new.

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Trolli Sierra Cruz : No Seals Were Killed Making These

You think the kids who make your Nikes have tough conditions?

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King Leo Royal Mints : Civilized Mints. At Last!

King Leo make some pretty yummy mint-based candies.  We’ve reviewed a few. They understand how to mix different...

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Yume´ Blush: Rub All Over then Eat

When you want to rub someone and then eat it off. Litrally.

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Torie & Howard Organic Hard Candies : Something Very Different

Does your candy usually have cabbage and carrots in it?

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Newman’s Organic Sour Licorice : There’s No Way This Can Be Good

Red "licorice" products almost always suck. Will these be any different? Will they really be sour? Will I ever stop asking questions?

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Gary West Jerky – This mos DEF aint yer Momma’s jerky.

All jerkies are NOT created equal. Yet everyone MUST eat jerky- this I decree.

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Sweetriot: Attractive People Make Chocolate Not War

Say what you want about how the Man is keeping you down by making Red Dye #5-riddled aspertame products but don't blame the kids at sweetriot who are doing what they can to be green, save the world, keep you healthy and, oh yeah, make chocolate.

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Arnold’s Crispy Peanut Brittle: nomnomnomnom…

Do you like peanuts? Salt? Sweetness? What the HELL are you waiting for?

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Sweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.

Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?

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Yummy Earth Sour Beans

Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...

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Trader Joe’s Mango! Mango! Fruit & Yogurt Gummis: Grocerific

Mango gummis from Trader Joe's are damn good. Nuff said.

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Yummy Earth Organic Hot Chile Pops. Is The Spice Nice?

Can Yummy Earth once again produce a top notch hard candy and ride the line between spicy and sweet?

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Lammes Habanero Pralines – Spice is Nice.

Did I just find the best spicy candy ever made? Did I actually find it? Did Matty? Will I continue to ask myself questions? Is anyone listening?

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Sunspire Coconut – The Evolution of “Mounds”?

Finally, is there a better alternative to the classic yet somewhat corporate Mounds bar?

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Altoids Ginger – Darn goood, but ultimately who cares?

A mint isn’t really a “candy”, is it?  Regardless of how good it is, it’s still not fun.  No...

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Pappabubble Hard Candies – “Pillow Fight”

Candy is trendy.  Me?  I’ve been eating it for years.  But apparently the secret’s out, and...

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Toffee Turtles – Eat Some, Save the World, No Big Whoop

Why we don’t rely on kids to review candy: Dad: So how’d you like the candy? Kid A: Awesome Dad: Wow....

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Guest Review : Annie’s Organic Bunny Fruit Snacks

Dudes who buy bunny snacks...just sayin'....very masculine.

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Chimes Mango Ginger Chews : Boring or Yum?

Tired of boring ginger candy, I was reluctant to try these...

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American Heritage Chocolate: I say good show sir!

Olde skoole chocolate with bold taste - great for cooks. From Mars inc. If you can find it, get it.

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Darrell Lea and Natural Vines: Licor-esque

Candy is dandy but Licorice is ridicorous.

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Quick Hit : Yummy Earth Halloween Lollipops Can’t Be Beat

Revisiting the best lollipops in the world.

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