Thursday, September 9, 2010

Candygurus

We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Archive for the ‘All Natural’ Category

Despite being a terrible review, this is a GREAT candy. One of my new faves.

Nugo: Leggo My Nilla Yogie Nuggo!

Posted by Matty On July - 2 - 2010

I’m plum out of candy and I’m tired of Viet Namese sweets that no one has ever heard of…So I went down to my work’s all-organic, we-feed-you-all-the-time-so-you’ll-never-leave cafe, and I bought me some Nugo. Vanilla Yogie Nugo.

And The Winner Is…Vosges Haut Chocolat!

Posted by Jonny On June - 8 - 2010

Vosges continues to make chocolate based candy treats that are insta-classics. This time is no exception.

Gail Ambrosius: Truffles that Men Won’t Hide From

Posted by Matty On June - 4 - 2010

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a dude say, “Man, I sure could use a smooth chocolate truffle right now.” Still – when the experts at Gail Ambrosius Chocolatier sent us a note asking if we wanted to try their wares, I of course said yes since – well, it IS candy, and well, I AM a pushover and I’ll try anything once espesh if it’s free.

Happy Goat Caramels: SO not Baaaad

Posted by Matty On April - 23 - 2010

Happy Goat Caramels – local SF, CA candy. These things whack you with a vanilla taste that shames any thing else describing itself as vanilla.

Here’s a first- candy from Ireland. Will it suck, or stay strong like the rest of Europe?

Vosges Peanut Butter Bonbons Slay The Ass off Reeses

Posted by Jonny On March - 12 - 2010

The ass-kicker of Reeses has arrived.

Vosges Chocolate Covered Chile Tortilla Chips : Stoner Food 101

Posted by Jonny On February - 24 - 2010

You can’t get these at Taco Bell-yet.

Umeboshi – No, They’re Not Shrunken Heads.

Posted by Jonny On February - 10 - 2010

Salt. Sour. Sweet. Okinawa.

Bissinger Gummy Pandas: Overpriced Candy Better Be Damn good!

Posted by Scotty On January - 18 - 2010

Organic grapefruit flavored gummies outrageously priced at $4.50 for a 4 ounce bag from Bissinger’s – the Choice of Kings and Connoisseurs. Don’t want to ruffle any royal feathers – but these ain’t worth a king’s ransom.

Go Naturally: Non Crap Candy for the Whole Family

Posted by Scotty On December - 10 - 2009

A woman who can run forever gave Scotty some Go Naturally candy that he loves. A lot.

Puredent Gum- Chicks Don’t Dig On The Peppermint!

Posted by Jonny On November - 25 - 2009

It’s all natural, it’s got tree bark in it, so you KNOW I’m in!

Chocri Khan Let Me Rock You Chocri Khan

Posted by Matty On November - 17 - 2009

Make-your-own chocolate bars with loads of toppings – they aint cheap but they can be hot.

Meet The New Kid – Sir Francis Bacon

Posted by Jonny On October - 26 - 2009

Do ya like bacon? If not, never speak to me again.

Yummy Earth: Granolas with a Taste for Gummis

Posted by Matty On October - 19 - 2009

Organic gummis – whodathunk the greenies could make stellar gummies?

Yummy Earth : Hippie Nonsense, or Damn Fine Candies?

Posted by Jonny On October - 5 - 2009

Hippies can’t make chocolate, but what about lollies??

Chewsbetter, Chewsbetter, Chews Bet! Chewwwewws!***

Posted by Jonny On August - 18 - 2009

Are you a “candy healthy people”?

Gourmet caramels that aint cheap. Are they really worth it?

Das Lolli Pops – Providin’ Meat and Veg

Posted by Matty On May - 26 - 2009

Lollipop meet Bacon. A suckable, lickable heart attack! Plus Ginger and Lemon lollies reviewed. There aint nothin’ like meat and tang.

You never know what you’re getting with lollipops. Will these deliver on their promised flavors, or will they suck ass?