We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Lach Gummi: Germany Even Does Simple Gummies Well

Lach Gummi: Germany Even Does Simple Gummies Well

Reviewed by on Sep 19, 2017

Is it a gummy or is it breakfast. Just be honest already.

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When is Zout too much Zout?

When is Zout too much Zout?

Reviewed by on Sep 14, 2017

When is a shitload of salt too much of a shitload?

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Sakuma Drops: Hard Candy that’s Surprisingly Awesome

Sakuma Drops: Hard Candy that’s Surprisingly Awesome

Reviewed by on Sep 12, 2017

Are you a hard candy nerd? Then you must know these already.

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Katjes Grun-Schnabel: As Good as they Sound!

Katjes Grun-Schnabel: As Good as they Sound!

Reviewed by on Sep 8, 2017

If yr looking for something to really care about, then please. Read.

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Scandinavian Swimmers

Scandinavian Swimmers

Reviewed by on Sep 5, 2017

Most of you who’ve seen these have seen them at Trader Joe’s. In fact, I’d wager most. But did any...

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Trolli Sour Brite Sloths are a huge steaming pile of poo

Trolli Sour Brite Sloths are a huge steaming pile of poo

Reviewed by on Sep 1, 2017

How do I put this? I'M HAVING A HARD TIME TYPING COZ I'M SO MAD

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Volcano Popping Candy: Stop & Pop these Bad Boys

Volcano Popping Candy: Stop & Pop these Bad Boys

Reviewed by on Aug 29, 2017

Popping candy makes me do the robot

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Cricket Mates: Not baseball. Yes Gummies

Cricket Mates: Not baseball. Yes Gummies

Reviewed by on Aug 25, 2017

Put another cricket on the barbie for me, matey

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Trolli Sour Gummy Crunchers: Not a Match Made in Heaven

Trolli Sour Gummy Crunchers: Not a Match Made in Heaven

Reviewed by on Aug 15, 2017

Sometimes 2 great tastes don't taste great together

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Swizzels Bumper Bag

Swizzels Bumper Bag

Reviewed by on Aug 11, 2017

This bag is BUMPIN'

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Black Jack: I’m supposed to love these, but…

Black Jack: I’m supposed to love these, but…

Reviewed by on Aug 8, 2017

who thought these tasted god enough to mass produce?

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Tunnock’s Tea Cakes

Tunnock’s Tea Cakes

Reviewed by on Aug 4, 2017

Flavors no one hates, all wrapped up like a scary mushroom.

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Trolli Mmmh! Green Apple Amazing

Trolli Mmmh! Green Apple Amazing

Reviewed by on Aug 1, 2017

Green Apple candy when done right is so f*(&ing good

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Candy Gurus Junior Edition: Haribo Minions Candy Floss Edition

Candy Gurus Junior Edition: Haribo Minions Candy Floss Edition

Reviewed by on Jul 29, 2017

You can literally floss your teeth with these

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Yogurt Jelly: Strange Yet Refreshing Korean Sweet

Yogurt Jelly: Strange Yet Refreshing Korean Sweet

Reviewed by on Jul 25, 2017

Korean candy of a Japanese drink that's called yogurt and tastes like fruit. nnnnnnkkkkkaaaay

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Fazer Assa Mix

Fazer Assa Mix

Reviewed by on Jul 21, 2017

A better fruit chew and licorice combo than we've ever tried

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M&M’s Coffee Nut: A Bit o’ Buzz

M&M’s Coffee Nut: A Bit o’ Buzz

Reviewed by on Jul 18, 2017

It's better than Sanka but it ain't no slow drip

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Katjes Wunder-Land: Unicorns and Hearts up in this piece

Katjes Wunder-Land: Unicorns and Hearts up in this piece

Reviewed by on Jul 14, 2017

if this is what's at the end of the rainbow, I want in.

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Mike & Ike’s Cherry Cola Give Us Some Zing

Mike & Ike’s Cherry Cola Give Us Some Zing

Reviewed by on Jul 11, 2017

Olde skool, sure. But good enough for the 21st century.

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Haribo Cola Sour Spaghetti

Haribo Cola Sour Spaghetti

Reviewed by on Jun 30, 2017

The evolution of the sour straw, done by the masters

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Cadbury Lolly Bag

Cadbury Lolly Bag

Reviewed by on Jun 23, 2017

So many things to learn, so many preconceived notions to shatter. Lots of stuff going on here.

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Marks & Spencer American Hard Gums

Marks & Spencer American Hard Gums

Reviewed by on Jun 20, 2017

The old saying goes "Goody goody gumdrop". BUT ARE THEY GOOD?

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Lakrisal Licorice Pastilles

Lakrisal Licorice Pastilles

Reviewed by on Jun 16, 2017

Very interesting, very unique licorice weirdness

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Unicorn Poop: There’s a Lot Out There

Unicorn Poop: There’s a Lot Out There

Reviewed by on Jun 14, 2017

Colorful poop you can eat and that's hard

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Suntjens Candyland Sour Gummy Parade from Germany Dominate.

Suntjens Candyland Sour Gummy Parade from Germany Dominate.

Reviewed by on Jun 9, 2017

We know about Haribo, Trolli, Katjes and a few others. But is there another major player in the German gummy game?

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Trolli Glotzer: The Eyes Don’t Have It

Trolli Glotzer: The Eyes Don’t Have It

Reviewed by on Jun 6, 2017

Damn these bloody eyeballs

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Freedom Japanese Market Subscription Box

Freedom Japanese Market Subscription Box

Reviewed by on Jun 2, 2017

What makes a subscription box stand out? Paper knives? Grape chocolate? Beef consume flavored chips? Check.

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“New” Trolli Sour Brite Bites, Bite

“New” Trolli Sour Brite Bites, Bite

Reviewed by on May 31, 2017

Life's too short for mediocre sours

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The best all around licorice? Pingvin Blue Jeans

The best all around licorice? Pingvin Blue Jeans

Reviewed by on May 26, 2017

Welp, I’ve found it. The best “normal” not too salty, not too intense, not too hard, definitely not...

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M&M’s Caramel: Did the Tried and True Need an Update?

M&M’s Caramel: Did the Tried and True Need an Update?

Reviewed by on May 23, 2017

Do you know that Caramel was named after the seaside town 'Carmel' on the California Central Coast?

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Malaco Gott & Blandat SALT licorice mix

Malaco Gott & Blandat SALT licorice mix

Reviewed by on May 19, 2017

A salty licorice mix made just for me from the heavens. Which apparently is in Germany.

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Miss Kelly’s Candies Toffee: Unique Flavors over Tried & True

Miss Kelly’s Candies Toffee: Unique Flavors over Tried & True

Reviewed by on May 16, 2017

I wonder if they eat toffee in Amalfi

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World Market Milk Chocolate with Indian Curry. Yes, You’re Reading this Right.

World Market Milk Chocolate with Indian Curry. Yes, You’re Reading this Right.

Reviewed by on May 12, 2017

Curry is to chocolate as sweat is to ____________

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Bio Ingwer Barchen: Vegetarian ginger gummy bears

Bio Ingwer Barchen: Vegetarian ginger gummy bears

Reviewed by on May 9, 2017

The concept of vegetarian gummies is a fine one. It often works great. But not always.

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Haribo Gold Bears – 2 potential new flavors

Haribo Gold Bears – 2 potential new flavors

Reviewed by on May 5, 2017

Haribo is considering a new flavor for their iconic Gold Bears, and you get to choose what it is.

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iBons: Not candy from Apple®, but still Top o’ the Line

iBons: Not candy from Apple®, but still Top o’ the Line

Reviewed by on May 2, 2017

Mango and Ginger never tasted so important

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Oyatsu Box Part 2

Oyatsu Box Part 2

Reviewed by on Apr 28, 2017

Part 2 of our look at Oyatsu Box

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Oyatsu Box UnBox. Part 1: Pocky & Mario

Oyatsu Box UnBox. Part 1: Pocky & Mario

Reviewed by on Apr 25, 2017

We got a box full of candy, which you might like to eat

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Haribo Orangina

Haribo Orangina

Reviewed by on Apr 20, 2017

The drink was super 80's. And that makes it glorious.

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Kind Fruit & Nut: Peanut Butter & Strawberry

Kind Fruit & Nut: Peanut Butter & Strawberry

Reviewed by on Apr 18, 2017

It's a kinda bit of all right

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Cadbury Flake Bar

Cadbury Flake Bar

Reviewed by on Apr 14, 2017

One of the most old school Brit chocolate bars is put on notice today. Notice of what, you say? Just general notice.

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UHA 8.2: Look past the name and just eat these things.

UHA 8.2: Look past the name and just eat these things.

Reviewed by on Apr 11, 2017

Get past the package and the name and just put these things in your mouth.

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Meiji…Pharmaceuticals?

Meiji…Pharmaceuticals?

Reviewed by on Apr 7, 2017

This candy...might actually be what's for breakfast

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Milch Bar from Mexico: Eh. Esta Bien.

Milch Bar from Mexico: Eh. Esta Bien.

Reviewed by on Apr 4, 2017

My kid used to say 'milch' when she was trying to say 'milk'. Great story.

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Lion Bar

Lion Bar

Reviewed by on Mar 31, 2017

Sometimes it feels like chocolate bars all use the same 4 ingredients. Actually, that's true. But don't be discouraged, they work.

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Lucas Salsaghetti Redux

Lucas Salsaghetti Redux

Reviewed by on Mar 28, 2017

We're going back to the well to review something for the second time-let's see if this time it fares any better.

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Haribo Twin Snakes

Haribo Twin Snakes

Reviewed by on Mar 24, 2017

Gummy snakes are no new thing: but these are.

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Tyrkisk Peber: Licorice with a Kickass Attitude

Tyrkisk Peber: Licorice with a Kickass Attitude

Reviewed by on Mar 21, 2017

Do you like licorice? No? Click away now. This review isn't for you.

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The Natural Confectionary Co. Snakes. From Down Under.

The Natural Confectionary Co. Snakes. From Down Under.

Reviewed by on Mar 16, 2017

These snakes are yooooooooje

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Juicy Gummee Rainbow Pencils

Juicy Gummee Rainbow Pencils

Reviewed by on Mar 13, 2017

Sure, we all chewed on pencil erasers back in the day, but did you ever EAT one? Probably poisoned you, if so. Now we have an edible version, and damn if they aren't gorgeous.

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