We may be sour, but we know our sweets.
Reviewed by Jonny on Oct 1, 2015
Few things use coconut in a pure, simple form as well as this does
Reviewed by Matty on Sep 28, 2015
Take an apple, add caramel, give to a baby, get a call from Child Protective Services
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 22, 2015
The flavors in this variety are rare and exotic. Get y our expectations RAISED TO THE LIMIT!
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 18, 2015
A Bridnled Cow is a cow that exhibits a tiger stripe-like pattern on their fur. Remember this for later.
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 15, 2015
We got fish, shrimp, and American gums today.
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 11, 2015
This blue is maybe the best blue.
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 8, 2015
Fruit chews you can feel more than good about
Reviewed by Jonny on Sep 3, 2015
It's time to go WAY back in time, to the golden age of lollipops
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 31, 2015
Hairdo makes a lot of varieties, and some are just ok. These? These are one you want to track down STAT.
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 27, 2015
What kid in their right mind wants to eat beans when in a candy mood? MARK WAHLBERG, that's who!
Reviewed by Matty on Aug 24, 2015
British gummies for your hippie friends that you can eat too!
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 20, 2015
I'm no Guy Fieri, but....WELCOME TO FLAVOR TOWN®!
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 18, 2015
Please read the review because I'm funny as hell, but in short: thee taste like dog shit.
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 13, 2015
Chuckles? Not even CLOSE TO LAUGHING OVER HERE.
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 11, 2015
It's time for this guy to pull back the curtain a bit & let you into my real life.
Reviewed by Matty on Aug 8, 2015
The only thing Sweet and Tarty about these is everything
Reviewed by Jonny on Aug 3, 2015
Can natural candies that are interesting even be MADE any more?
Reviewed by Matty on Jul 24, 2015
What do you get when you eat a Zagnut bar? Like totally happy and then pissed cuz it's gone.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 21, 2015
Slice, slice baby....
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 16, 2015
How can you improve a Sour Patch Kid? Super size it. How can you improve chocolate covered gummy bears? That's a different story.
Reviewed by Matty on Jul 13, 2015
Not exciting. Not new. But solid throughout.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 9, 2015
As a child, I needed something to stick in my mouth. Now, as an adult, I need something to stick in my mouth.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jul 1, 2015
Who doesn't want a box of snacks delivered to them monthly?
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 26, 2015
Minty licorice can be a beautiful thing-do these make the mark?
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 24, 2015
Sometimes, when you're craving ice cream.....you should just buy ice cream.
Reviewed by Matty on Jun 19, 2015
The only thing that's brittle about this brittle is the brittle part.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 17, 2015
One of the best flavor combinations I've ever had
Reviewed by Matty on Jun 15, 2015
Ready to learn the true ways of European licorice? This is your starter kit.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 11, 2015
You want flavor? You got it. You want fizz? Sure. You want....Ginseng?
Reviewed by Matty on Jun 8, 2015
Not a whole lotta setup needed for this one, folks: The Gurus give their kids gum cigarettes and encourage them to use.
Reviewed by Jonny on Jun 3, 2015
There's too much "craft" chocolate. Rather, too much same-y chocolate. Can Salazon bust a move?
Reviewed by Matty on Jun 1, 2015
I think we have to stop reviewing candy. For one, I'm pretty sure we've reviewed everything. Last count we had 617 reviews on this site. The only reason there should be more candies than this is because of a Dentist Conspiracy.
Reviewed by Matty on May 26, 2015
Did you know they love pancakes in Israel? Well they do. I was there and there was a pancake house and it was good.
Reviewed by Jonny on May 18, 2015
If you're not scared of licorice, then come on in
Reviewed by Jonny on May 14, 2015
Did you KNOW that Austria produced Haribo? Did you know that said bears are clingy and potentially creepy?
Reviewed by Matty on May 7, 2015
Us adults like sugar but not as much as kids do. Our elder taste buds crave sour and bitter and alcohol and spicy....
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 28, 2015
The mean black fox likes his licorice. Be warned.
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 20, 2015
Ever wished that your French fries weren't crispy, salty, or savory at all? Neither have I, but now I'm rethinking that.
Reviewed by Matty on Apr 13, 2015
Haribo and smurfs: Another go at making candy from a 70's cartoon show...
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 9, 2015
This one isn't so much about us: it's about you. You...there....the guy in the red pants. It's about that guy.
Reviewed by Jonny on Apr 6, 2015
Haribo let their fans pick new flavors. This should be a national holiday.
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 24, 2015
Take me out to the ball game, take me out to the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and Mike and Ike, I don't care if I...
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 19, 2015
What do you get a snarky candy fiend when they're down?
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 13, 2015
Real sour with mediocre flavor is meh. These pair the sour with authentic deliciousness, and thus, we win.
Reviewed by Matty on Mar 9, 2015
Root Beer is nice
Reviewed by Jonny on Mar 6, 2015
Sweet. Spicy. Sour. Salty. Sexy.
Reviewed by Matty on Mar 2, 2015
If flavor is a feature you like in food, then these Gourmet lollipops are like so totally the bizzomb
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 27, 2015
Kid tested, Mother....not so much with the approved.
Reviewed by Matty on Feb 24, 2015
When you are Dutch and you like peppers, then you are OK in my book. Call yourself Gustaf, and we have the trifecta.
Reviewed by Jonny on Feb 20, 2015
Time for class, kids. On the menu? Chalk.
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