Charms Blow Pop Minis
Man oh man, was I obsessed with Charms Blow Pops as a kid. A whole bag of them? Sign me up.
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Wiedenbauer Hibiscus Apple Chai Hard Candies
These are made in an elf's shop under a mushroom in the Shires of Germany
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Katjes Salzige Heringe – Long Overdue
Oh, another licorice review. (Yawn). Except they're just THE BEST BAG OF LICORICE ANYONE CAN BUY.
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Werther’s Caramel Apple Filled Hard Candies
The combo of apple and caramel is a winner. It's so obvious IT'S DUMB, AMIRIGHT? Or is it this candy that's dumb? Dumb as hell, perhaps?
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Bassett’s Liquorice Allsorts
I love licorice, coconut, fruits, and chocolate. Love. But will I love them together? I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT. Together.
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Haribo Clown Fish. Sad, sad Clowns.
These are safe to eat without cooking first. I checked.
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Satellite Wafers: Plain ol’ Confusing
America is a wonderful place. The land of opportunity. Ever eaten bacon and chocolate? Thanks go to some fat-loving US...
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Trolli Watschel – DUCKS THAT CAN STAND!!
More marshmallow? WHY??! DAMN IT WHY??? But….they're so cute, how can I stay mad at them??!?
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Colts Bolts – Classic Dark Chocolate Peanut Butter & Almonds
It's like everything good in a portable puck.
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Victoria’s Grandma Caramel Lovers
Yes, I am. A lover. A caramel lover, among other things. When I got this hefty bag of caramel themed hard candies...
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Taveners Rhubarb & Custard
Ooh! Another take on the super Brit treat rhubarb & custard boiled sweets! (That's "hard candy" on 'Merican)
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Jelly Belly Dark Chocolate Covered Tobasco Flavored Beans
Dark chocolate, Tobasco sauce, and a sweet chew jelly bean. Thoughts/comments/suggestions?
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Taveners Blackcurrant & Liquorice
“licorice”? All these years we’ve been gracefully handling the way the Brits pronounce aluminum...
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Katjes Grün-Ohr Barchen (They’re Neu!) Green Ear Bears
Dudes, check this: There’s no end to the amount of “gummy bears” that candy companies make, and...
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Grandma’s Finest Licorice Fruits
Know how I regularly talk about “Grandma Candy”? It generally requires some variation of hard candy and...
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Creatables Snagz
You’ve no doubt seen this kind of thing before. Once super special, now they’re kinda everywhere. Most...
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Sri Racha Candy Canes
Oh joy! Holiday season! Another Sri Racha flavored candy! Another opportunity for disappointment!
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SweeTARTS Gummies: Really? We haven’t reviewed these?
Old school meet middle school. Add in after school, go to college then make candy. Which has nothing to do with these things.
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Mocken Boules: Talk about German Variety
Moucken Boules are Fooken Shoeless! (no idea what that means but I think it rhymes)
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Red Band Sour Suckers
What’s better than old friends? Old candy. One of my oldest buddies, way back from my Frankie Goes...
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Venchi Italian chocolate bar: Adding herbs and fruit to everyone’s chagrin
When Italians make anything, I eat it. Here's chocolate. Guess what I did when I got it.
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Tree Hugger Gum – Name Kinda Says It All
Artificial sweeteners are in almost ALL gums these days. So what's a progressive hippy parent to do?
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Katjes Fred Ferkel: You’ll Be Fine When You Get Past the Name
Pink pigs with gummy ears. Sounds like a bad dream. But it's the opposite: a good nightmare!
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Airheads Extremes Bites Rainbow Berry: long on name, not on greatness
Bright and cheery on the outside, plain and dreary on the in.
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Bona Vita Ingwer Bonbons : Citrus Ginger Hard Candies
Ginger in candy is almost passé. ALMOST.
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Bitter Crunky Bar
After eating this Crunky, I'm feeling a tad cranky. Also, I'd like to Crunk.
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Haribo Dinosaurs: Can we take a little credit here?
The only thing extinct about these Haribo Dinosaurs is the bag I just inhaled.
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Cheri’s Desert Harvest Prickly Pear Cactus Jelly Candy
My new favorite kind of candy in a flavor I've never tried before.
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Lollyphile Goes Way Off The Reservation : Blue Cheese Lollipops
Instead of picking the Blue Cheese lovingly off the top of your Cobb Salad an savoring every bite, why not suck on a smooth ball of it for hours?
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Video Review : Fla•Vor•Ice Squeeze Candy
It's exactly like the frozen version of Flav•R•Ice except inedible, disgusting, with notes of vaseline and lube.
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Video Review : Twinkies, The “Cupcake With Frosting On The Inside”
The age old Twinkie is reviewed by request. Go get...
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Payday: Peanut allergies? Stay away. The rest of us, Don’t.
When you have mothers and flight attendants scared the world over, you know the candy is good
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Bassett’s Sherbet Lemons
Boiled sweets are a crucial part of the candy world, as well as candy history. These are perhaps the most iconic boiled sweet there is. DO THE MATH, HOT SHOT!
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Trader Joe’s All Natural Fruit Jellies
America doesn't know much from Pates De Fruits. Actually, I don't either, but I'm learning.
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Sour Punch Bites : I Should Have Known Better
I can't resist sour chewy things. It's my weakness.
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Raley’s Confectionary : Cut “Rock” Candy
Welcome to your new favorite candy dish filler.
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Dorval’s Sour Power Straws: Hits and Misses
Sour's good, sour's best, sour punches you in the chest
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Video Review – Disneyland $6 Lollipop
Ever seen a lollipop the size of an 8 year old's head? Even a kid with an unusually large head?
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Skittles Darkside: Once you go dark you’ll never go bark
These Skittles aren't just dark, they're brooding
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Video Review : Quick Blast
It's small-it's plastic-it's from China! And it's got warnings galore on the packaging. WE'RE IN!
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Chocolate Sea Salt Butterscotch Caramels: Name Says it All
If you thought butterscotch kinda sucked yr kinda wrong
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Rheila Salmiak Gummidrops
Do any among you dabble in the dark arts that is licorice? Then come along, kiddies. We have things to learn.
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Maynards Threesome of Peaches, Berries, and, well, Berries
When Tool broke up, I was sad. Then Maynard started making wine and gummies and I'm much happier.
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Cry Baby Eggs
The year was 1981. Leo Sayer was crushing it on mom's AM radio. It was hot, mom was driving the carpool, and I was chewing Gator Gum. Like a BOSS.
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