We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

The Original Linda’s Lollies Gourmet Lollipops

So you say you feel like maple pancakes, but you want it in a lollipop form? Done. Prefer eating a banana split on a stick? Check these out.

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Haribo Sour Gold Bears: Howdimissthis

How in god's good name did Haribo put out some SOUR gold bears and I was like whoa?

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Superior Sea Gull Eggs are Real & Spectacular

When you put this much effort into candy, SOMEone should write about.

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Kuma Moto Tomato Gummies

Close your eyes, imagine a steaming hot pizza with rich, velvety tomato paste layered on top- now stop. Put that in a gummy, and here we are.

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Dandy’s Cola Sparkling Candy

The allure of cola hard candy is strong. But fizzy sparkling cola hard candy? It's enough to give this man pause.

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Shurms Soft Candy Chews: Caramel Apple

Imagine a world where fruit jellies could be half-covered in caramel. If that ever were to exist, the results might be close to this.

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Mentos Sour

Mentos always have a nice rounded tartness to them, but a full on sour variety pack? 2014 IS A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE.

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Mr. Candy British Treats: Rosey Apples & Pear Drops

Classic boiled sweets from the UK - what could be better? Or in this case, what couldn't be?

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Licorice: When you like it hard

Get your mind out of the gutter. NOW.

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Fruchtgummi Brezeln ( Gummy Pretzels)

Sour pretzels from Germany? Someone get me a beer, and let's do this.

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Just Born Mike & Ike Zours

I tried these before and they were nothing to write home about. Has the recipe changed? OR IS IT ME THAT'S CHANGED?!?

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Tic Tac Dreams: Costa Rica & Brasil

Dreaming of new Tic Tac flavors...

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Bibica Migita Ginger Candy

Ooh, ginger! From Vietnam! Think it's spicy?

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Fundy Juicee Gummee Belts

A new take on an oldish candy staple - the sour belt.

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Karma Candy: If you grow it, will they eat?

When you like it so natural it hurts

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Cranberry Sweets Pates De Fruits

No words. I just don't have any. KIDDING, I DO. They're inside this review.

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Gustafs Sweet Licorice, Trollendrops, and Licorice Toffee

Through the mass of mediocre licorice, we bring you a mixed bag: one good, one beyond great, and one gross.

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Video Review: Sugarfina Fruity Loops

These kids know their candy, but they can't tell pretzel from Corn Flakes.

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RJ’s Licorice Choc Twists: A New Zealand Treat

Just because they are from New Zealand doesn't mean they are up the boohai, ya dag!

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Victoria’s Grandma “Home Sweet Home” Hard Candies

For the hard candy lovers out there, especially those that live in Europe, you're in luck. We found a gem.

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Super Cola

I thought cola candy couldn't get any better, and like always, I was wrong.

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Sugarfina’s “Hearts Afire”

Delicious, chile & ginger spiced gummies, extremely original tasting. Except...the kids don't seem to agree...

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Alpenbauer Mango-Orange “Klassik” Bonbons

If they sold these at Walgreens, I'd be in trouble.

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Mike & Ike

Often forgotten, do classic original Mike & Ike stand the test of time?

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Tootsie Roll King Size

You've had them a million times, but have you really thought about them? Also, what's your take on Tony Romo?

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Candy Gurus ‘Smores Throw Down

Can the classic 'Smore stand the test of time, or will it be unseated by lime & sea salt?

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Tic Tac Mango-Guava & Mint-Guarana

This is the kind of dream flavor combo that has to be dreamed up over Caipirinhas and Churrasco.

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Vivil Creme Life. Yo.

I'm starting a new way of looking at life: Creme Life. You'll get it soon.

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Gumbilees: Big F-ing Wine gums

Because they don't have beer mints

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Sugarfina Apple Pie

FRUIT JELLIES! Pate De Fruit? Gele? We'll figure that one out, but more importantly, prepare yourself for the best one I've ever tried.

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Haribo Tangfastics

It figures that one of Haribo's top brands is a sour offering. But IS IT SOUR ENOUGH? Is anything?

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Jones Soda Carbonated Candy

Matty reviewed one flavor of Jones Soda Carbonated Candy years ago- Fufu Berry, which ironically turns out to be my...

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World Cup 2014 as told by 2 candies: German Spicy Strawberry and Brazilian Caipirinha Candies

In one corner, Brazil with their darling cocktail. In the other, Germany with brutally spicy strawberries. Who'll win this time?

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Hot Tamales Tropical Heat

Bring some zing into your candy eating life, and let's get funky.

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Oh No, It’s Bananko!

The candy Gurus finally get to try a Croatian candy! And it's banana-y!

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Taveners Lemon & Strawberry Sherbets

Perhaps THE most iconic classic British candy is under the microscope today, yo.

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Video Review: Haribo Jogi-Fari (A Taste of Delight, Apparently)

This time, the Jr. Gurus are right on the nose- these are amazing.

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Premium Selection Feine Obst-Auslese

We know all about Haribo, Katjes, Trolli- but what about a more generic German gummy?

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Swedish Sours: Raspberry Hallonshots & Tropical Punch Bottles at “The Candy Store”

Think you've been to the best candy store in San Francisco? If you haven't been here, you haven't.

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Pearson’s Salted Nut Roll

Could these be better than Payday bars? Could anything? Is that possible?

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Twix Unwrapped Bites

Everybody, all together, shout towards the sky, "TWIXXXXXXXXXXXXX!"

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Haribo Fan Gums Brazil : GOALLLLLLLLL!!! (or perhaps not)

He shoots, and he sco- wait. No, I....don't think he scored at all. Look away.

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Haribo COaLA-Tatzen

The only reason this candy was made was for some jacked up Product Manager to get his pun implemented on a bag of candy.

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Primrose Candy Assorted Rods

Want a slice of Americana? No? How bout some outstanding hard candies-including retro flavors!

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Rowntrees Orchard Fruits Pastilles

These pastilles are plenty good-just not wuite as good as the original flavors by Rowntrees

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Cedrinco Fruit Gele: Stop Everything, and Read.

The world of high end pate de fruit comes crashing into affordable American online candy stores. Is this a dream? If so, it's a silky, cool, tart, delightful dream that I don't want to be woken from. Ever.

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Haribo at Halalville.com

Love Haribo and other gummies, but not so much with the pig hoof? We feel ya.

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Natasha’s Just Brittle

Peanut Brittle is Peanut Brittle is Peanut Brittle is....Old Bay??

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Zele Bomboni Sugar Coated Jelly Candy

Pate De Fruit! I call dibs!

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Chocolate Decadence Dark Chocolate Coconut Buttons

It's like a Mounds, but completely different.

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