We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Long Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut

If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.

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Aussie Style Licorice : Pineapple and Marionberry

Anyone ever heard of a Marionberry? Licorice intrigues me.

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Leather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats

Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?

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Ingrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)

You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.

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Claeys Hard Candy – No, I Didn’t Spell That Wrong.

If you don't like hard candy...then you probably hate old people. Why?

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Mega Smarties Lollies – More Than A Mouthful

these are big. Scary big. Too big. But never fear-read on....

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Candy 1 to 20: A Book Review

A book about about counting made out of candy. Read. Crave for other candies.

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Edinburgh Castle Rock – It’s Like “The Human Centipede 2″

What does "The Human Centipede 2" and childhood sidewalk art have in common?

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Eyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.

It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.

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Jones Soda Co. Carbonated Candy

As Staind so eloquently sang, it's been awhile...since we did a video review and thus, here I am in all my glory with the kiddies.

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Yummy Earth Organic Hot Chile Pops. Is The Spice Nice?

Can Yummy Earth once again produce a top notch hard candy and ride the line between spicy and sweet?

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Pur Gum – It’s Kicks Ass…partame

I love minty gum, and frankly, Aspartame is delicious. But I have a 6 year old, and I'm not giving poison to him. Hence the mission to find yummy minty gum without Aspartame that's NOT called Spry.

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Jelly Belly’s: Soda Pop Shoppe To Drink in Your Beans

Soda pop Jelly Bellys? Old school flavors like A&W Root Beer and Cream Soda? Please. I'll take 12.

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Haribo Sour Zoo Are A Delight.

If only mammals tasted this good in real life.

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Uncle Oinker’s Strawberry Flavored Gummy Bacon

Amazingness or Putridicity?

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Caffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out

Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.

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Maynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.

Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.

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Whoppers Milkshake Strawberry Malt Balls: Where’s the Quik yo?!

I wanted these to taste like Strawberry Quik - the best fake strawberry drink powder on the market. Hint: they don't.

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Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together

If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.

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Ice Cubes: Classic Chocolate Misnomer

Chocolate makes the world go around. Or is that peace. Or is it money. I can never remember.

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Lammes Habanero Pralines – Spice is Nice.

Did I just find the best spicy candy ever made? Did I actually find it? Did Matty? Will I continue to ask myself questions? Is anyone listening?

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Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.

I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it's perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews - with the word "awesome" in the title - to be just that, no?

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Cry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”

Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?

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Sour Japanese Gummies from Genki Crepes in SF

Yum, I mean ew....

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Sunspire Coconut – The Evolution of “Mounds”?

Finally, is there a better alternative to the classic yet somewhat corporate Mounds bar?

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Sour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real

I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.

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Vosges Goji Bar: Tibetan Berries and Himalayan Salt at a K-Mart Near You!

Part of our infatuation with Vosges is that an attractive female makes the chocolate, but hot chick or no, a good product is a good product.

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Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!

A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!

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Kasugai Mangosteen Gummies – Happy Father’s Day

Mangosteen : the fruit cocktail of fruits. And cocktails.

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Uncle Oinker’s Savory Bacon Mints: Um. Oinkaaay…

I mean really how good do you THINK they are

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Aunty Alice’s Apricots – Oddly Disturbing?

Ladies & germs, give it up for The Candy Gurus’ first South African candy review! Thanks to world traveller...

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Icee Gummy Candy: Sweet…but No Bacon

Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC is the FAO-Schwarz of candy stores. Multi-level supermarts with all sorts of goods you...

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Keeping Current. Keeping Black Currant.

Since we reviewed Haribo’s delicious black currant flavored sour “belt” type candy last time,...

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Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!

Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...

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Gimbals Sour Lovers Mix – Welcome to my world.

Gimbals is all about the love. First came the “Cherry Lovers” mix (not my thing), then the “Honey...

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Sun & Fun Fruit Gums

I’m a big fan of gummies in general—but “fruit gums”, as they’re known across the pond,...

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American Trolli Gets Put To The Test

We’ve established that Trolli varieties from Europe ROCK (thanks Susie!) with remarkable consistency. But are the...

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Brach’s Peanut Butter Poppins: Legacy Shmegacy. These Things are Good.

I Know I know. Brach's is candy heresy. Well not these my brother. Not these.

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Altoids Ginger – Darn goood, but ultimately who cares?

A mint isn’t really a “candy”, is it?  Regardless of how good it is, it’s still not fun.  No...

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Pralines with Loads of Gail Ambrosiusness

Pralines like truffles but really just great chocolates with flavors worth salivating over

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Twix Coconut, Please! And…Hold The Coconut?

I’m not happy. What the hell is going on with all these candy companies making coconut flavored candies (a good...

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Pappabubble Hard Candies – “Pillow Fight”

Candy is trendy.  Me?  I’ve been eating it for years.  But apparently the secret’s out, and...

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You’re Welcome : Here’s Bevmo Sour Strawberry Bites

I’m gonna toss all my normal pithy, cute crap to the wayside today folks.  Strictly business. Being in the...

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Same Sweet Candy Offers Some Sweet Caramels

I like the little guys, the small companies trying to make it big. And I like the Internet. It’s an instant...

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