We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Larabar: A Protein Bar on a Candy Blog? Yup.

Don't poo poo the protein bars. Even if they look like it.

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Red Band Zure Bliksems

Acid Lightning was my college DJ name

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Alcoholic Gummy Bears

What's not to like about boozy Gummy Bears?

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Puchao

How do you make Starburst better? How do you make it a LOT better?

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Chomp: Compounded Chocolate Flavor

Let me compound your interest in compound chocolate.

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Nostalgic Candy Club

If you remember all the candy in this box then you're old. Super old. In fact you're probably using your phone light to read this.

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Haribo Weinland: Nothing to Toast to

Wine gums are usually a solid variety of gummy. Usually.

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Wham Bamz Cosmic Jelly Beans: Yeah. Ok.

These are boring and so is this review.

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Bears & Friends Ginger Taler

Ginger is polarizing. Hell, I even polarized myself.

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Enjoy Li Hing Sour Watermelons: So good we reviewed them twice.

Sour watermelon chews are my (Li) (T)Hing . GET IT?! OMG SO FUNNY

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Haribo Sweet Lake

New sour gummy Haribo? Literally, there's nothing I'd rather do.

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Passover Candy Done Right: Top 10 Plagues Bucket

Finally. Our love of candy meets our love of....well it meets our religion at least.

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Trolli Lakritz Mix

These had a lot going for them: mostly anticipation

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Haribo Gold Bears: Mystery Flavor

The real mystery is why do we all like mysteries so much. #discuss

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The Natural Confectionary Company Squirms

It's time. Time for America and beyond to ditch gas station sour worms and finally level up

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Cherry Ripe: A Discerning Confection for Us Matures

I have nothing clever to say here. Read the review.

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Maoam Crazy Roxx

Ready to get crazy? Or just cray? Craze?

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Time to Populate Taffy Town

Did Rafi make taffy? Asking for a sister.

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Hi-Chew Fizzies: Will They Finish Strong?

It's not how you get off the block, it's if you cross the finish line a winner

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Torie & Howard Sour Chewie Fruities

It's like a Starburst but actually real

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Ahoj-Brause: Tingly, Tangy & Tasty

Foam. But chewy. Sour. But tangy. German Shower. Wait. What?

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Pascall Pineapple Lumps

We're trying to break the stigma of "lumps" in general

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Katjes Glücksgefühle: German, Veggie & Fruity

Veggie candy hippy dippy yippee

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Trolli Super Brain: Special Edition

Sour is a state of mind

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Haribo Salt Bomber

Can Haribo step up to to the REAL HARDCORE world of salty licorice?

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El Artesano’s Turron de Jijona: Straight Up Nougat

It's plain and simple: they're plain and simple

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Haribo COMIX

Not everything is great.

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Now and Later Sour Shell Shocked

American confectioners need to up their newfangled iterations of old school candies. Impress us.

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Hi-Chews Bites: So much promise…

But these don't have a really big chew...

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Mike & Ikes Buttered Popcorn

Hot buttered crap is more like it

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Give it up for Sweet Gecko Suckers

I'm a sucker for suckers.

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Harry London Buckeyes

Chocolate. Peanut Butter. I mean....do we need to continue?

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Sugarfina Atomic Sours: We’ll be the judge of that.

With a name like "Atomic" you'd better be explosive

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Emoji Gummies …yes, really.

Oh yay novelty gummies. Again.

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Sugarfina Aphrodite Strawberry: As Good as it Sounds?

Aphrodite was the goddess of something good. What is it again?

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Quest Bar: A Protein Bar for Dessert? Yep.

Looks like a candy bar, tastes like a candy bar, isn't a candy bar.

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Gustaf’s Jelly Babies

Tackling the tough stories, today we’re looking at another variety of Jelly Baby

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Take 5: A (snack) treat from Hershey

Right size, right crunch. Great taste - some salt in there with pretzels, peanut butter and caramel. Maybe you should Take 10.

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Malaco Djungelvrål Original

in class today, we’ll learn about the four families of licorice, and which is the black sheep uncle.

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Japanese Lumberjack Tree Stumps

They look like tree stumps and ... kinda taste like it...?

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Maoam Sour Stripes

Potential hall of fame sour chews here.

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Chocolove: Salted Caramel in Dark Chocolate

It's pricey but not at all dicey. Not spicey and thankfully, not lice-y. It's nice-y.

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Candy People Sour Vikings

If Swedish vikings were a candy, would they be sour?

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Botan Rice Candy: 1962 called. They want their box back.

When you let us eat paper - on purpose - you get a few stars

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Welcome to Unicorn Island

When you go to an island populated only by Unicorns, these are the kinds of things you'll find.

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Black Forest Organic Sour Heads. Let’s Call them Stars.

Do we agree that anything with 'head' in it is good? Don't answer that.

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Maynards Bassetts Mint Creams

A mint treat from across the pond that isn’t as different as something we’re all quite used to

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Amy’s Crunchy Candy: Great Toffee. Organic too.

Not sure I've had bad toffee before. Still haven't

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Bassett’s Jelly Babies

I reviewed these 10 years ago and hated them. What I would I think a decade later? UPDATE: I never reviewed them. EDIT: reviewing now.

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