Haribo Raspberries
They're from Haribo, and you can get them anywhere. That's the good news. Are they worth buying though?
Full Review
Mexican Alcohol Candy: Hmmm. Not Sure I Get It
Get hammered on Mexican jell candy. Seriously. DO IT.
Full Review
Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate
So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...
Full Review
Sour Punch Bits Tangerine & Lemonade. They’re Orange At Least.
Tangerine Lemonade. Chewy. Gummy. Sour. These can only be amazing.
Full Review
Frutips: Stay (Black)Currant
Blackcurrant Fruit Pastilles that you can make love to. If you find them.
Full Review
End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy
A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.
Full Review
Kiwi Caramelos – Someone help me, please.
My friend Shannon travels the world for business. Usually on a red eye flight watching bad TV on his iPhone,...
Full Review
Tobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes
Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.
Full Review
Sweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.
Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?
Full Review
True Blue: Candy Canes for a Cause
You know we don't usually write about candy without eating it first but I thought this was a nice thing for the holiday season and wanted to give you all a heads up.
Full Review
Haters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush
You can't find colors like this in nature.
Full Review
Yummy Earth Sour Beans
Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...
Full Review
Arnold’s Candies Stick Candy : Ho Ho Ho
Ehh. Not for my liking, but the kid-in rare form-can't get enough of them.
Full Review
Jolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour
Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.
Full Review
Trader Joe’s Mango! Mango! Fruit & Yogurt Gummis: Grocerific
Mango gummis from Trader Joe's are damn good. Nuff said.
Full Review
+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff
Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.
Full Review
Jelly Belly Peas & Carrots: Look but Don’t Taste
I've had these things for months waiting for the right time to review. 'The right time' in this case is that I have nothing else to review right now.
Full Review
Tootsie Pop Limited Edition Flavor : Caramel
This was the LAST bag at the store, so you know I was hella excited to get these home.
Full Review
Long Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut
If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.
Full Review
Aussie Style Licorice : Pineapple and Marionberry
Anyone ever heard of a Marionberry? Licorice intrigues me.
Full Review
Leather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats
Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?
Full Review
Ingrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)
You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.
Full Review
Claeys Hard Candy – No, I Didn’t Spell That Wrong.
If you don't like hard candy...then you probably hate old people. Why?
Full Review
Mega Smarties Lollies – More Than A Mouthful
these are big. Scary big. Too big. But never fear-read on....
Full Review
Candy 1 to 20: A Book Review
A book about about counting made out of candy. Read. Crave for other candies.
Full Review
Edinburgh Castle Rock – It’s Like “The Human Centipede 2″
What does "The Human Centipede 2" and childhood sidewalk art have in common?
Full Review
Eyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.
It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.
Full Review
Jones Soda Co. Carbonated Candy
As Staind so eloquently sang, it's been awhile...since we did a video review and thus, here I am in all my glory with the kiddies.
Full Review
Yummy Earth Organic Hot Chile Pops. Is The Spice Nice?
Can Yummy Earth once again produce a top notch hard candy and ride the line between spicy and sweet?
Full Review
Pur Gum – It’s Kicks Ass…partame
I love minty gum, and frankly, Aspartame is delicious. But I have a 6 year old, and I'm not giving poison to him. Hence the mission to find yummy minty gum without Aspartame that's NOT called Spry.
Full Review
Jelly Belly’s: Soda Pop Shoppe To Drink in Your Beans
Soda pop Jelly Bellys? Old school flavors like A&W Root Beer and Cream Soda? Please. I'll take 12.
Full Review
Caffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out
Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.
Full Review
Maynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.
Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.
Full Review
Whoppers Milkshake Strawberry Malt Balls: Where’s the Quik yo?!
I wanted these to taste like Strawberry Quik - the best fake strawberry drink powder on the market. Hint: they don't.
Full Review
Sour Filled Electroshocks – Sometimes, it’s good that we can’t buy European candy. Like in this instance. Cause this aint good.
The original "Sweaty®" has some competition, and it's ugly.
Full Review
Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together
If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.
Full Review
Ice Cubes: Classic Chocolate Misnomer
Chocolate makes the world go around. Or is that peace. Or is it money. I can never remember.
Full Review
Lammes Habanero Pralines – Spice is Nice.
Did I just find the best spicy candy ever made? Did I actually find it? Did Matty? Will I continue to ask myself questions? Is anyone listening?
Full Review
Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.
I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it's perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews - with the word "awesome" in the title - to be just that, no?
Full Review
Cry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”
Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?
Full Review
Sunspire Coconut – The Evolution of “Mounds”?
Finally, is there a better alternative to the classic yet somewhat corporate Mounds bar?
Full Review
Sour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real
I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.
Full Review
Vosges Goji Bar: Tibetan Berries and Himalayan Salt at a K-Mart Near You!
Part of our infatuation with Vosges is that an attractive female makes the chocolate, but hot chick or no, a good product is a good product.
Full Review
Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!
A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!
Full Review
Haribo Raspberries
They're from Haribo, and you can get them anywhere. That's the good news. Are they worth buying though?
Full Review
Mexican Alcohol Candy: Hmmm. Not Sure I Get It
Get hammered on Mexican jell candy. Seriously. DO IT.
Full Review
Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate
So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...
Full Review
Sour Punch Bits Tangerine & Lemonade. They’re Orange At Least.
Tangerine Lemonade. Chewy. Gummy. Sour. These can only be amazing.
Full Review
Frutips: Stay (Black)Currant
Blackcurrant Fruit Pastilles that you can make love to. If you find them.
Full Review
End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy
A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.
Full Review
Kiwi Caramelos – Someone help me, please.
My friend Shannon travels the world for business. Usually on a red eye flight watching bad TV on his iPhone,...
Full Review
Tobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes
Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.
Full Review
Sweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.
Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?
Full Review
True Blue: Candy Canes for a Cause
You know we don't usually write about candy without eating it first but I thought this was a nice thing for the holiday season and wanted to give you all a heads up.
Full Review
Haters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush
You can't find colors like this in nature.
Full Review
Yummy Earth Sour Beans
Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...
Full Review
Arnold’s Candies Stick Candy : Ho Ho Ho
Ehh. Not for my liking, but the kid-in rare form-can't get enough of them.
Full Review
Jolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour
Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.
Full Review
Trader Joe’s Mango! Mango! Fruit & Yogurt Gummis: Grocerific
Mango gummis from Trader Joe's are damn good. Nuff said.
Full Review
+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff
Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.
Full Review
Jelly Belly Peas & Carrots: Look but Don’t Taste
I've had these things for months waiting for the right time to review. 'The right time' in this case is that I have nothing else to review right now.
Full Review
Tootsie Pop Limited Edition Flavor : Caramel
This was the LAST bag at the store, so you know I was hella excited to get these home.
Full Review
Long Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut
If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.
Full Review
Aussie Style Licorice : Pineapple and Marionberry
Anyone ever heard of a Marionberry? Licorice intrigues me.
Full Review
Leather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats
Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?
Full Review
Ingrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)
You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.
Full Review
Claeys Hard Candy – No, I Didn’t Spell That Wrong.
If you don't like hard candy...then you probably hate old people. Why?
Full Review
Mega Smarties Lollies – More Than A Mouthful
these are big. Scary big. Too big. But never fear-read on....
Full Review
Candy 1 to 20: A Book Review
A book about about counting made out of candy. Read. Crave for other candies.
Full Review
Edinburgh Castle Rock – It’s Like “The Human Centipede 2″
What does "The Human Centipede 2" and childhood sidewalk art have in common?
Full Review
Eyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.
It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.
Full Review
Jones Soda Co. Carbonated Candy
As Staind so eloquently sang, it's been awhile...since we did a video review and thus, here I am in all my glory with the kiddies.
Full Review
Yummy Earth Organic Hot Chile Pops. Is The Spice Nice?
Can Yummy Earth once again produce a top notch hard candy and ride the line between spicy and sweet?
Full Review
Pur Gum – It’s Kicks Ass…partame
I love minty gum, and frankly, Aspartame is delicious. But I have a 6 year old, and I'm not giving poison to him. Hence the mission to find yummy minty gum without Aspartame that's NOT called Spry.
Full Review
Jelly Belly’s: Soda Pop Shoppe To Drink in Your Beans
Soda pop Jelly Bellys? Old school flavors like A&W Root Beer and Cream Soda? Please. I'll take 12.
Full Review
Caffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out
Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.
Full Review
Maynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.
Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.
Full Review
Whoppers Milkshake Strawberry Malt Balls: Where’s the Quik yo?!
I wanted these to taste like Strawberry Quik - the best fake strawberry drink powder on the market. Hint: they don't.
Full Review
Sour Filled Electroshocks – Sometimes, it’s good that we can’t buy European candy. Like in this instance. Cause this aint good.
The original "Sweaty®" has some competition, and it's ugly.
Full Review
Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together
If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.
Full Review
Ice Cubes: Classic Chocolate Misnomer
Chocolate makes the world go around. Or is that peace. Or is it money. I can never remember.
Full Review
Lammes Habanero Pralines – Spice is Nice.
Did I just find the best spicy candy ever made? Did I actually find it? Did Matty? Will I continue to ask myself questions? Is anyone listening?
Full Review
Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.
I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it's perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews - with the word "awesome" in the title - to be just that, no?
Full Review
Cry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”
Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?
Full Review
Sunspire Coconut – The Evolution of “Mounds”?
Finally, is there a better alternative to the classic yet somewhat corporate Mounds bar?
Full Review
Sour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real
I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.
Full Review
Vosges Goji Bar: Tibetan Berries and Himalayan Salt at a K-Mart Near You!
Part of our infatuation with Vosges is that an attractive female makes the chocolate, but hot chick or no, a good product is a good product.
Full Review
Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!
A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!
Full Review
Haribo Raspberries
They're from Haribo, and you can get them anywhere. That's the good news. Are they worth buying though?
Full Review
Mexican Alcohol Candy: Hmmm. Not Sure I Get It
Get hammered on Mexican jell candy. Seriously. DO IT.
Full Review
Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate
So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...
Full Review
Sour Punch Bits Tangerine & Lemonade. They’re Orange At Least.
Tangerine Lemonade. Chewy. Gummy. Sour. These can only be amazing.
Full Review
Frutips: Stay (Black)Currant
Blackcurrant Fruit Pastilles that you can make love to. If you find them.
Full Review
End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy
A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.
Full Review
Kiwi Caramelos – Someone help me, please.
My friend Shannon travels the world for business. Usually on a red eye flight watching bad TV on his iPhone,...
Full Review
Tobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes
Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.
Full Review
Sweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.
Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?
Full Review
True Blue: Candy Canes for a Cause
You know we don't usually write about candy without eating it first but I thought this was a nice thing for the holiday season and wanted to give you all a heads up.
Full Review
Haters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush
You can't find colors like this in nature.
Full Review
Yummy Earth Sour Beans
Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...
Full Review
Arnold’s Candies Stick Candy : Ho Ho Ho
Ehh. Not for my liking, but the kid-in rare form-can't get enough of them.
Full Review
Jolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour
Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.
Full Review
Trader Joe’s Mango! Mango! Fruit & Yogurt Gummis: Grocerific
Mango gummis from Trader Joe's are damn good. Nuff said.
Full Review
+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff
Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.
Full Review
Jelly Belly Peas & Carrots: Look but Don’t Taste
I've had these things for months waiting for the right time to review. 'The right time' in this case is that I have nothing else to review right now.
Full Review
Tootsie Pop Limited Edition Flavor : Caramel
This was the LAST bag at the store, so you know I was hella excited to get these home.
Full Review
Long Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut
If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.
Full Review
Aussie Style Licorice : Pineapple and Marionberry
Anyone ever heard of a Marionberry? Licorice intrigues me.
Full Review
Leather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats
Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?
Full Review
Ingrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)
You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.
Full Review
Claeys Hard Candy – No, I Didn’t Spell That Wrong.
If you don't like hard candy...then you probably hate old people. Why?
Full Review
Mega Smarties Lollies – More Than A Mouthful
these are big. Scary big. Too big. But never fear-read on....
Full Review
Candy 1 to 20: A Book Review
A book about about counting made out of candy. Read. Crave for other candies.
Full Review
Edinburgh Castle Rock – It’s Like “The Human Centipede 2″
What does "The Human Centipede 2" and childhood sidewalk art have in common?
Full Review
Eyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.
It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.
Full Review
Jones Soda Co. Carbonated Candy
As Staind so eloquently sang, it's been awhile...since we did a video review and thus, here I am in all my glory with the kiddies.
Full Review
Yummy Earth Organic Hot Chile Pops. Is The Spice Nice?
Can Yummy Earth once again produce a top notch hard candy and ride the line between spicy and sweet?
Full Review
Pur Gum – It’s Kicks Ass…partame
I love minty gum, and frankly, Aspartame is delicious. But I have a 6 year old, and I'm not giving poison to him. Hence the mission to find yummy minty gum without Aspartame that's NOT called Spry.
Full Review
Jelly Belly’s: Soda Pop Shoppe To Drink in Your Beans
Soda pop Jelly Bellys? Old school flavors like A&W Root Beer and Cream Soda? Please. I'll take 12.
Full Review
Caffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out
Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.
Full Review
Maynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.
Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.
Full Review
Whoppers Milkshake Strawberry Malt Balls: Where’s the Quik yo?!
I wanted these to taste like Strawberry Quik - the best fake strawberry drink powder on the market. Hint: they don't.
Full Review
Sour Filled Electroshocks – Sometimes, it’s good that we can’t buy European candy. Like in this instance. Cause this aint good.
The original "Sweaty®" has some competition, and it's ugly.
Full Review
Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together
If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.
Full Review
Ice Cubes: Classic Chocolate Misnomer
Chocolate makes the world go around. Or is that peace. Or is it money. I can never remember.
Full Review
Lammes Habanero Pralines – Spice is Nice.
Did I just find the best spicy candy ever made? Did I actually find it? Did Matty? Will I continue to ask myself questions? Is anyone listening?
Full Review
Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.
I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it's perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews - with the word "awesome" in the title - to be just that, no?
Full Review
Cry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”
Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?
Full Review
Sunspire Coconut – The Evolution of “Mounds”?
Finally, is there a better alternative to the classic yet somewhat corporate Mounds bar?
Full Review
Sour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real
I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.
Full Review
Vosges Goji Bar: Tibetan Berries and Himalayan Salt at a K-Mart Near You!
Part of our infatuation with Vosges is that an attractive female makes the chocolate, but hot chick or no, a good product is a good product.
Full Review
Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!
A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!
Full Review
Haribo Raspberries
They're from Haribo, and you can get them anywhere. That's the good news. Are they worth buying though?
Full Review
Mexican Alcohol Candy: Hmmm. Not Sure I Get It
Get hammered on Mexican jell candy. Seriously. DO IT.
Full Review
Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate
So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...
Full Review
Sour Punch Bits Tangerine & Lemonade. They’re Orange At Least.
Tangerine Lemonade. Chewy. Gummy. Sour. These can only be amazing.
Full Review
Frutips: Stay (Black)Currant
Blackcurrant Fruit Pastilles that you can make love to. If you find them.
Full Review
End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy
A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.
Full Review
Kiwi Caramelos – Someone help me, please.
My friend Shannon travels the world for business. Usually on a red eye flight watching bad TV on his iPhone,...
Full Review
Tobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes
Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.
Full Review
Sweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.
Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?
Full Review
True Blue: Candy Canes for a Cause
You know we don't usually write about candy without eating it first but I thought this was a nice thing for the holiday season and wanted to give you all a heads up.
Full Review
Haters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush
You can't find colors like this in nature.
Full Review
Yummy Earth Sour Beans
Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...
Full Review
Arnold’s Candies Stick Candy : Ho Ho Ho
Ehh. Not for my liking, but the kid-in rare form-can't get enough of them.
Full Review
Jolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour
Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.
Full Review
Trader Joe’s Mango! Mango! Fruit & Yogurt Gummis: Grocerific
Mango gummis from Trader Joe's are damn good. Nuff said.
Full Review
+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff
Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.
Full Review
Jelly Belly Peas & Carrots: Look but Don’t Taste
I've had these things for months waiting for the right time to review. 'The right time' in this case is that I have nothing else to review right now.
Full Review
Tootsie Pop Limited Edition Flavor : Caramel
This was the LAST bag at the store, so you know I was hella excited to get these home.
Full Review
Long Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut
If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.
Full Review
Aussie Style Licorice : Pineapple and Marionberry
Anyone ever heard of a Marionberry? Licorice intrigues me.
Full Review
Leather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats
Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?
Full Review
Ingrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)
You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.
Full Review
Claeys Hard Candy – No, I Didn’t Spell That Wrong.
If you don't like hard candy...then you probably hate old people. Why?
Full Review
Mega Smarties Lollies – More Than A Mouthful
these are big. Scary big. Too big. But never fear-read on....
Full Review
Candy 1 to 20: A Book Review
A book about about counting made out of candy. Read. Crave for other candies.
Full Review
Edinburgh Castle Rock – It’s Like “The Human Centipede 2″
What does "The Human Centipede 2" and childhood sidewalk art have in common?
Full Review
Eyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.
It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.
Full Review
Jones Soda Co. Carbonated Candy
As Staind so eloquently sang, it's been awhile...since we did a video review and thus, here I am in all my glory with the kiddies.
Full Review
Yummy Earth Organic Hot Chile Pops. Is The Spice Nice?
Can Yummy Earth once again produce a top notch hard candy and ride the line between spicy and sweet?
Full Review
Pur Gum – It’s Kicks Ass…partame
I love minty gum, and frankly, Aspartame is delicious. But I have a 6 year old, and I'm not giving poison to him. Hence the mission to find yummy minty gum without Aspartame that's NOT called Spry.
Full Review
Jelly Belly’s: Soda Pop Shoppe To Drink in Your Beans
Soda pop Jelly Bellys? Old school flavors like A&W Root Beer and Cream Soda? Please. I'll take 12.
Full Review
Caffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out
Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.
Full Review
Maynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.
Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.
Full Review
Whoppers Milkshake Strawberry Malt Balls: Where’s the Quik yo?!
I wanted these to taste like Strawberry Quik - the best fake strawberry drink powder on the market. Hint: they don't.
Full Review
Sour Filled Electroshocks – Sometimes, it’s good that we can’t buy European candy. Like in this instance. Cause this aint good.
The original "Sweaty®" has some competition, and it's ugly.
Full Review
Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together
If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.
Full Review
Ice Cubes: Classic Chocolate Misnomer
Chocolate makes the world go around. Or is that peace. Or is it money. I can never remember.
Full Review
Lammes Habanero Pralines – Spice is Nice.
Did I just find the best spicy candy ever made? Did I actually find it? Did Matty? Will I continue to ask myself questions? Is anyone listening?
Full Review
Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.
I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it's perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews - with the word "awesome" in the title - to be just that, no?
Full Review
Cry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”
Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?
Full Review
Sunspire Coconut – The Evolution of “Mounds”?
Finally, is there a better alternative to the classic yet somewhat corporate Mounds bar?
Full Review
Sour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real
I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.
Full Review
Vosges Goji Bar: Tibetan Berries and Himalayan Salt at a K-Mart Near You!
Part of our infatuation with Vosges is that an attractive female makes the chocolate, but hot chick or no, a good product is a good product.
Full Review
Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!
A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!
Full Review
Haribo Raspberries
They're from Haribo, and you can get them anywhere. That's the good news. Are they worth buying though?
Full Review
Mexican Alcohol Candy: Hmmm. Not Sure I Get It
Get hammered on Mexican jell candy. Seriously. DO IT.
Full Review
Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate
So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...
Full Review
Sour Punch Bits Tangerine & Lemonade. They’re Orange At Least.
Tangerine Lemonade. Chewy. Gummy. Sour. These can only be amazing.
Full Review
Frutips: Stay (Black)Currant
Blackcurrant Fruit Pastilles that you can make love to. If you find them.
Full Review
End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy
A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.
Full Review
Kiwi Caramelos – Someone help me, please.
My friend Shannon travels the world for business. Usually on a red eye flight watching bad TV on his iPhone,...
Full Review
Tobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes
Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.
Full Review
Sweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.
Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?
Full Review
True Blue: Candy Canes for a Cause
You know we don't usually write about candy without eating it first but I thought this was a nice thing for the holiday season and wanted to give you all a heads up.
Full Review
Haters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush
You can't find colors like this in nature.
Full Review
Yummy Earth Sour Beans
Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...
Full Review
Arnold’s Candies Stick Candy : Ho Ho Ho
Ehh. Not for my liking, but the kid-in rare form-can't get enough of them.
Full Review
Jolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour
Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.
Full Review
Trader Joe’s Mango! Mango! Fruit & Yogurt Gummis: Grocerific
Mango gummis from Trader Joe's are damn good. Nuff said.
Full Review
+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff
Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.
Full Review
Jelly Belly Peas & Carrots: Look but Don’t Taste
I've had these things for months waiting for the right time to review. 'The right time' in this case is that I have nothing else to review right now.
Full Review
Tootsie Pop Limited Edition Flavor : Caramel
This was the LAST bag at the store, so you know I was hella excited to get these home.
Full Review
Long Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut
If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.
Full Review
Aussie Style Licorice : Pineapple and Marionberry
Anyone ever heard of a Marionberry? Licorice intrigues me.
Full Review
Leather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats
Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?
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Ingrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)
You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.
Full Review
Claeys Hard Candy – No, I Didn’t Spell That Wrong.
If you don't like hard candy...then you probably hate old people. Why?
Full Review
Mega Smarties Lollies – More Than A Mouthful
these are big. Scary big. Too big. But never fear-read on....
Full Review
Candy 1 to 20: A Book Review
A book about about counting made out of candy. Read. Crave for other candies.
Full Review
Edinburgh Castle Rock – It’s Like “The Human Centipede 2″
What does "The Human Centipede 2" and childhood sidewalk art have in common?
Full Review
Eyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.
It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.
Full Review
Jones Soda Co. Carbonated Candy
As Staind so eloquently sang, it's been awhile...since we did a video review and thus, here I am in all my glory with the kiddies.
Full Review
Yummy Earth Organic Hot Chile Pops. Is The Spice Nice?
Can Yummy Earth once again produce a top notch hard candy and ride the line between spicy and sweet?
Full Review
Pur Gum – It’s Kicks Ass…partame
I love minty gum, and frankly, Aspartame is delicious. But I have a 6 year old, and I'm not giving poison to him. Hence the mission to find yummy minty gum without Aspartame that's NOT called Spry.
Full Review
Jelly Belly’s: Soda Pop Shoppe To Drink in Your Beans
Soda pop Jelly Bellys? Old school flavors like A&W Root Beer and Cream Soda? Please. I'll take 12.
Full Review
Caffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out
Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.
Full Review
Maynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.
Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.
Full Review
Whoppers Milkshake Strawberry Malt Balls: Where’s the Quik yo?!
I wanted these to taste like Strawberry Quik - the best fake strawberry drink powder on the market. Hint: they don't.
Full Review
Sour Filled Electroshocks – Sometimes, it’s good that we can’t buy European candy. Like in this instance. Cause this aint good.
The original "Sweaty®" has some competition, and it's ugly.
Full Review
Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together
If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.
Full Review
Ice Cubes: Classic Chocolate Misnomer
Chocolate makes the world go around. Or is that peace. Or is it money. I can never remember.
Full Review
Lammes Habanero Pralines – Spice is Nice.
Did I just find the best spicy candy ever made? Did I actually find it? Did Matty? Will I continue to ask myself questions? Is anyone listening?
Full Review
Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.
I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it's perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews - with the word "awesome" in the title - to be just that, no?
Full Review
Cry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”
Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?
Full Review
Sunspire Coconut – The Evolution of “Mounds”?
Finally, is there a better alternative to the classic yet somewhat corporate Mounds bar?
Full Review
Sour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real
I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.
Full Review
Vosges Goji Bar: Tibetan Berries and Himalayan Salt at a K-Mart Near You!
Part of our infatuation with Vosges is that an attractive female makes the chocolate, but hot chick or no, a good product is a good product.
Full Review
Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!
A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!
Full Review
Haribo Raspberries
They're from Haribo, and you can get them anywhere. That's the good news. Are they worth buying though?
Full Review
Mexican Alcohol Candy: Hmmm. Not Sure I Get It
Get hammered on Mexican jell candy. Seriously. DO IT.
Full Review
Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate
So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...
Full Review
Sour Punch Bits Tangerine & Lemonade. They’re Orange At Least.
Tangerine Lemonade. Chewy. Gummy. Sour. These can only be amazing.
Full Review
Frutips: Stay (Black)Currant
Blackcurrant Fruit Pastilles that you can make love to. If you find them.
Full Review
End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy
A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.
Full Review
Kiwi Caramelos – Someone help me, please.
My friend Shannon travels the world for business. Usually on a red eye flight watching bad TV on his iPhone,...
Full Review
Tobasco Brand Spicy Chocolate: Hells Yes
Tabasco jumped into the chocolate game and put up a huge 'W' out of the gate.
Full Review
Sweetriot Nibs. Dunked in Chocolate.
Can a poorly named, hideously packaged chocolate item even BEGIN to interest Jonny?
Full Review
True Blue: Candy Canes for a Cause
You know we don't usually write about candy without eating it first but I thought this was a nice thing for the holiday season and wanted to give you all a heads up.
Full Review
Haters Gonna Hate : Airheads Xtremes Lemonade Rush
You can't find colors like this in nature.
Full Review
Yummy Earth Sour Beans
Let’s get this out of the way first off- We’re not paid by Yummy Earth. We’re (sadly) not paid by...
Full Review
Arnold’s Candies Stick Candy : Ho Ho Ho
Ehh. Not for my liking, but the kid-in rare form-can't get enough of them.
Full Review
Jolly Rancher Fruit N’ Sour
Hard candy is important in times like this. But sour hard candy? Clutch cargo, people.
Full Review
Trader Joe’s Mango! Mango! Fruit & Yogurt Gummis: Grocerific
Mango gummis from Trader Joe's are damn good. Nuff said.
Full Review
+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff
Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.
Full Review
Jelly Belly Peas & Carrots: Look but Don’t Taste
I've had these things for months waiting for the right time to review. 'The right time' in this case is that I have nothing else to review right now.
Full Review
Tootsie Pop Limited Edition Flavor : Caramel
This was the LAST bag at the store, so you know I was hella excited to get these home.
Full Review
Long Boys Coconut: Like a Caramel. With Coconut
If you're the type who reads a few sentences to see if the flavor profiles jive with yours before reading on, let's cut to the chase: coconut. and caramel.
Full Review
Aussie Style Licorice : Pineapple and Marionberry
Anyone ever heard of a Marionberry? Licorice intrigues me.
Full Review
Leather Sugars and Milk Candies : A Tale of Two Treats
Is it caramel, creme brulee, milk, or government issued filth?
Full Review
Ingrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)
You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.
Full Review
Claeys Hard Candy – No, I Didn’t Spell That Wrong.
If you don't like hard candy...then you probably hate old people. Why?
Full Review
Mega Smarties Lollies – More Than A Mouthful
these are big. Scary big. Too big. But never fear-read on....
Full Review
Candy 1 to 20: A Book Review
A book about about counting made out of candy. Read. Crave for other candies.
Full Review
Edinburgh Castle Rock – It’s Like “The Human Centipede 2″
What does "The Human Centipede 2" and childhood sidewalk art have in common?
Full Review
Eyeball Candy – It’s a Trip.
It's called eyeball candy. That should be enough to make you interested enough to read the review.
Full Review
Jones Soda Co. Carbonated Candy
As Staind so eloquently sang, it's been awhile...since we did a video review and thus, here I am in all my glory with the kiddies.
Full Review
Yummy Earth Organic Hot Chile Pops. Is The Spice Nice?
Can Yummy Earth once again produce a top notch hard candy and ride the line between spicy and sweet?
Full Review
Pur Gum – It’s Kicks Ass…partame
I love minty gum, and frankly, Aspartame is delicious. But I have a 6 year old, and I'm not giving poison to him. Hence the mission to find yummy minty gum without Aspartame that's NOT called Spry.
Full Review
Jelly Belly’s: Soda Pop Shoppe To Drink in Your Beans
Soda pop Jelly Bellys? Old school flavors like A&W Root Beer and Cream Soda? Please. I'll take 12.
Full Review
Caffex Mallows: Caffeinated Marshmallows Tweaked Me Out
Sugar filled caffeine bombs? Power drill s'mores into your brain.
Full Review
Maynards Sports Mixture – Ugly Candy Needs Eating Too.
Is it important to you to have attractive candy? Or is flavor more important. Warning, these are some ugly bastards.
Full Review
Whoppers Milkshake Strawberry Malt Balls: Where’s the Quik yo?!
I wanted these to taste like Strawberry Quik - the best fake strawberry drink powder on the market. Hint: they don't.
Full Review
Sour Filled Electroshocks – Sometimes, it’s good that we can’t buy European candy. Like in this instance. Cause this aint good.
The original "Sweaty®" has some competition, and it's ugly.
Full Review
Rowntrees Pick & Mix – Candy Equivalent of “That Awesome Mix Tape” You Broke 4 Times and Taped Back Together
If you ever listen to me about anything, read this review. If you listen to low bit rate MP3s, then you also need to read this. If you already eat Rowntrees Pick & Mix and listen to lossless music, then..I have nothing to learn ya on.
Full Review
Ice Cubes: Classic Chocolate Misnomer
Chocolate makes the world go around. Or is that peace. Or is it money. I can never remember.
Full Review
Lammes Habanero Pralines – Spice is Nice.
Did I just find the best spicy candy ever made? Did I actually find it? Did Matty? Will I continue to ask myself questions? Is anyone listening?
Full Review
Jolly Rancher Awesome Twosome Chews: No. Na’wesome.
I love Ranchers. Old school yummles. So it's perfectly logical for me to expect Rancher Chews - with the word "awesome" in the title - to be just that, no?
Full Review
Cry Baby Tears – “Baby Talk, Baby Talk, It’s a Wonder You Can Walk!”
Finally. A sour candy that walks the walk.. But....is that a good or bad thing?
Full Review
Sunspire Coconut – The Evolution of “Mounds”?
Finally, is there a better alternative to the classic yet somewhat corporate Mounds bar?
Full Review
Sour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real
I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.
Full Review
Vosges Goji Bar: Tibetan Berries and Himalayan Salt at a K-Mart Near You!
Part of our infatuation with Vosges is that an attractive female makes the chocolate, but hot chick or no, a good product is a good product.
Full Review
Remember these? : B*B*Bats baby, yeah!
A repressed memory of a classic candy come to light with shocking (not really at all) results!
Full Review
Haribo Raspberries
They're from Haribo, and you can get them anywhere. That's the good news. Are they worth buying though?
Full Review
Mexican Alcohol Candy: Hmmm. Not Sure I Get It
Get hammered on Mexican jell candy. Seriously. DO IT.
Full Review
Live from Sundance: $9 chocolate bar: Ritual Chocolate
So… Bear with me here, people. This is the first time I’ve posted from my phone. I have an hour to kill as...
Full Review
Sour Punch Bits Tangerine & Lemonade. They’re Orange At Least.
Tangerine Lemonade. Chewy. Gummy. Sour. These can only be amazing.
Full Review
Frutips: Stay (Black)Currant
Blackcurrant Fruit Pastilles that you can make love to. If you find them.
Full Review