We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Trolli Bunte Kuh (Brindled Cow)

A Bridnled Cow is a cow that exhibits a tiger stripe-like pattern on their fur. Remember this for later.

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Chuckles

Chuckles? Not even CLOSE TO LAUGHING OVER HERE.

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Albanese Fruit Slices

Slice, slice baby....

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Haribo Creamy Ice

Sometimes, when you're craving ice cream.....you should just buy ice cream.

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Haribo Gold Bears FAN EDITION!!!

Haribo let their fans pick new flavors. This should be a national holiday.

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Mike and Ike Cotton Candy

Take me out to the ball game, take me out to the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and Mike and Ike, I don't care if I...

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Kadunks: More stuff to dip in stuff

Kid tested, Mother....not so much with the approved.

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Airheads Bites

What do Airheads and Butterfingers have in common?

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Ritter Ice Cream Parlor: Coffee Cream (Eiscafe)

I love coffee ice cream. Love it. But does this bar do it justice?

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Trolli Milk Cows

Last time I checked, yogurt was for dieting moms and babies. And all those millions of new Greek people.

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Dandy’s Cola Sparkling Candy

The allure of cola hard candy is strong. But fizzy sparkling cola hard candy? It's enough to give this man pause.

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Mr. Candy British Treats: Rosey Apples & Pear Drops

Classic boiled sweets from the UK - what could be better? Or in this case, what couldn't be?

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Tic Tac Mango-Guava & Mint-Guarana

This is the kind of dream flavor combo that has to be dreamed up over Caipirinhas and Churrasco.

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Taveners Lemon & Strawberry Sherbets

Perhaps THE most iconic classic British candy is under the microscope today, yo.

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D’Anjou Pear & Mango Ginger Zingers

Trendy ginger and imaginary fruit: a good combo?

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Bassett’s Liquorice Allsorts

I love licorice, coconut, fruits, and chocolate. Love. But will I love them together? I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT. Together.

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Haribo Clown Fish. Sad, sad Clowns.

These are safe to eat without cooking first. I checked.

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Sri Racha Candy Canes

Oh joy! Holiday season! Another Sri Racha flavored candy! Another opportunity for disappointment!

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Venchi Italian chocolate bar: Adding herbs and fruit to everyone’s chagrin

When Italians make anything, I eat it. Here's chocolate. Guess what I did when I got it.

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Tree Hugger Gum – Name Kinda Says It All

Artificial sweeteners are in almost ALL gums these days. So what's a progressive hippy parent to do?

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Mr. Blubber Brause Bonbons

They're fizzy, 'kept they're not.

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Airheads Extremes Bites Rainbow Berry: long on name, not on greatness

Bright and cheery on the outside, plain and dreary on the in.

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Bitter Crunky Bar

After eating this Crunky, I'm feeling a tad cranky. Also, I'd like to Crunk.

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Video Review – Disneyland $6 Lollipop

Ever seen a lollipop the size of an 8 year old's head? Even a kid with an unusually large head?

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Video Review : Quick Blast

It's small-it's plastic-it's from China! And it's got warnings galore on the packaging. WE'RE IN!

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Dried Guava Balls: Not Sure a Better Name Saves These

Gritty and dirty meet tropical something

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Ramune Gummies: Flower Power Pop

More soda gummies but there ain't no coke in these

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Jolly Rancher Sour Bunnies: Annual Gel Fest? Eh.

There was a time when Jolly Rancher was a one-trick pony – hard brick candies in watermelon, green apple, cherry,...

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Classic Candy Review : The Astro Pop

Time Machine back to summer, 1975. Sand? Check. Sun? Check. Sunscreen? Nope. no one cared back then.

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Sugar Daddy: A Virtual Spanking?

Everyone needs a Sugar Daddy, unless you actually ARE a daddy, in which case it might be an uncomfortable arrangement.

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