We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Hello Panda: Cookies Filled with Chocolate Cream

Cookies are kooky

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Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles Infusions

We love Rowntrees original pastilles, but did they fuck things up with these newfangled flavor combos?

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“New” Trolli Sour Brite Bites, Bite

Life's too short for mediocre sours

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Haribo Gold Bears – 2 potential new flavors

Haribo is considering a new flavor for their iconic Gold Bears, and you get to choose what it is.

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Meiji…Pharmaceuticals?

This candy...might actually be what's for breakfast

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Milch Bar from Mexico: Eh. Esta Bien.

My kid used to say 'milch' when she was trying to say 'milk'. Great story.

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Lucas Salsaghetti Redux

We're going back to the well to review something for the second time-let's see if this time it fares any better.

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Brunberg Lakritsi

What happens if all the best licorice isn't actually from not America?

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Nimm2 Orange & Lemon Bonbons

Could it possibly be true? Can we get some presumably amazing & hard to find semi weird hard candies on Amazon Prime now?

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Now & Later Extreme Sour Soft Fruit Chews

It's not that these ae bad per se...it's just that there's existentially no reason for their existence.

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Lifesavers Fruit Tingles

I had to buy these because the word "tingles" in the name.

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“Box of Boogers”. Need I say more?

Seriously. Do I?

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Haribo Liquorice Favourites

Favorites? Favourites? Licorice? Liquorice?

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#DidYouKnow there are Candy Corn flavored M&Ms?

Not sure you need different flavored M&Ms. Stick to chocolate and peanut butter.

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Turkish Peber Hot & Sour

I was hyped to finally try these: sour fruit flavored spicy hot pepper candies? SIGN ME UP

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Gelee Blend: Double Flavor Jelly Candies

sometimes all fruit jellies aren't good fruit jellies.

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Cola Cubes

I love hard candies and I love cola - a natural fit, right?

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Sweetly Naturals: Lollipops Leave Me Longing

Rote flavors and not sure how 'natural' these really are. The OG from OG are lit though.

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Lifeguard Paste “Candy”

They call it paste, how good can it be?

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Haribo Spaghetti

Sometimes, things look just like they taste

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Haribo DJ Brause

Is dj'ing even still cool?

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Do we really need the Cadbury Mr. Big Bar?

Canada chocolate bar isn't really setting the world on fire. And in this case getting set on fire would be a good thing.

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Red Hots: the old “bait & switch”

Way to take my childhood, yell at it, then shit on it. Good job.

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Wiley Wallaby Australian Style Gourmet Huckleberry Licorice

Get ready for a major life incident. A turning point of trust, if you will.

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Goetze’s Original Cream Caramels

Memories are one thing...reality is another. Literally! They're different things.

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Sallos X-TREME and and X-PLOSIVE

Spicy? Salty? These are few of my favorite things...

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Cadbury Dairy Milk Marvellous Creations

Finally, putting the reputation of Cadbury chocolate to the test

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Cockfest! er- Cokofest. Sorry. But it’s from Turkey.

Seriously, how often do you guys come home wasted late at night, on the mood for a cockfest?

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Napoleon Tropical Sweet

The flavors in this variety are rare and exotic. Get y our expectations RAISED TO THE LIMIT!

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Trolli Bunte Kuh (Brindled Cow)

A Bridnled Cow is a cow that exhibits a tiger stripe-like pattern on their fur. Remember this for later.

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