We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Nimm2 Soft: Fruit + Cola

Nimm2 Soft: Fruit + Cola

Reviewed by on Nov 29, 2018

Chewy, Fruity, Gooey. Cola-Y.

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Jahnke Lakritz Gefullt (with salt)

Jahnke Lakritz Gefullt (with salt)

Reviewed by on Jul 27, 2018

How salty is too salty? These. These are that.

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Haribo Weinland: Nothing to Toast to

Haribo Weinland: Nothing to Toast to

Reviewed by on Apr 24, 2018

Wine gums are usually a solid variety of gummy. Usually.

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Wham Bamz Cosmic Jelly Beans: Yeah. Ok.

Wham Bamz Cosmic Jelly Beans: Yeah. Ok.

Reviewed by on Apr 10, 2018

These are boring and so is this review.

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El Artesano’s Turron de Jijona: Straight Up Nougat

El Artesano’s Turron de Jijona: Straight Up Nougat

Reviewed by on Jan 9, 2018

It's plain and simple: they're plain and simple

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Haribo COMIX

Haribo COMIX

Reviewed by on Jan 5, 2018

Not everything is great.

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Malaco Djungelvrål Original

Malaco Djungelvrål Original

Reviewed by on Nov 10, 2017

in class today, we’ll learn about the four families of licorice, and which is the black sheep uncle.

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Hello Panda: Cookies Filled with Chocolate Cream

Hello Panda: Cookies Filled with Chocolate Cream

Reviewed by on Sep 26, 2017

Cookies are kooky

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Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles Infusions

Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles Infusions

Reviewed by on Sep 22, 2017

We love Rowntrees original pastilles, but did they fuck things up with these newfangled flavor combos?

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“New” Trolli Sour Brite Bites, Bite

“New” Trolli Sour Brite Bites, Bite

Reviewed by on May 31, 2017

Life's too short for mediocre sours

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Haribo Gold Bears – 2 potential new flavors

Haribo Gold Bears – 2 potential new flavors

Reviewed by on May 5, 2017

Haribo is considering a new flavor for their iconic Gold Bears, and you get to choose what it is.

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Meiji…Pharmaceuticals?

Meiji…Pharmaceuticals?

Reviewed by on Apr 7, 2017

This candy...might actually be what's for breakfast

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Milch Bar from Mexico: Eh. Esta Bien.

Milch Bar from Mexico: Eh. Esta Bien.

Reviewed by on Apr 4, 2017

My kid used to say 'milch' when she was trying to say 'milk'. Great story.

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Lucas Salsaghetti Redux

Lucas Salsaghetti Redux

Reviewed by on Mar 28, 2017

We're going back to the well to review something for the second time-let's see if this time it fares any better.

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Brunberg Lakritsi

Brunberg Lakritsi

Reviewed by on Mar 10, 2017

What happens if all the best licorice isn't actually from not America?

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Nimm2 Orange & Lemon Bonbons

Nimm2 Orange & Lemon Bonbons

Reviewed by on Feb 7, 2017

Could it possibly be true? Can we get some presumably amazing & hard to find semi weird hard candies on Amazon Prime now?

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Now & Later Extreme Sour Soft Fruit Chews

Now & Later Extreme Sour Soft Fruit Chews

Reviewed by on Dec 29, 2016

It's not that these ae bad per se...it's just that there's existentially no reason for their existence.

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Lifesavers Fruit Tingles

Lifesavers Fruit Tingles

Reviewed by on Dec 2, 2016

I had to buy these because the word "tingles" in the name.

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“Box of Boogers”. Need I say more?

“Box of Boogers”. Need I say more?

Reviewed by on Nov 22, 2016

Seriously. Do I?

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Haribo Liquorice Favourites

Haribo Liquorice Favourites

Reviewed by on Sep 30, 2016

Favorites? Favourites? Licorice? Liquorice?

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#DidYouKnow there are Candy Corn flavored M&Ms?

#DidYouKnow there are Candy Corn flavored M&Ms?

Reviewed by on Sep 13, 2016

Not sure you need different flavored M&Ms. Stick to chocolate and peanut butter.

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Turkish Peber Hot & Sour

Turkish Peber Hot & Sour

Reviewed by on Sep 3, 2016

I was hyped to finally try these: sour fruit flavored spicy hot pepper candies? SIGN ME UP

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Gelee Blend: Double Flavor Jelly Candies

Gelee Blend: Double Flavor Jelly Candies

Reviewed by on Jul 31, 2016

sometimes all fruit jellies aren't good fruit jellies.

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Cola Cubes

Cola Cubes

Reviewed by on Jul 23, 2016

I love hard candies and I love cola - a natural fit, right?

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Sweetly Naturals: Lollipops Leave Me Longing

Sweetly Naturals: Lollipops Leave Me Longing

Reviewed by on Jul 2, 2016

Rote flavors and not sure how 'natural' these really are. The OG from OG are lit though.

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Lifeguard Paste “Candy”

Lifeguard Paste “Candy”

Reviewed by on Jun 5, 2016

They call it paste, how good can it be?

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Haribo Spaghetti

Haribo Spaghetti

Reviewed by on Apr 23, 2016

Sometimes, things look just like they taste

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Haribo DJ Brause

Haribo DJ Brause

Reviewed by on Mar 21, 2016

Is dj'ing even still cool?

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Do we really need the Cadbury Mr. Big Bar?

Do we really need the Cadbury Mr. Big Bar?

Reviewed by on Mar 7, 2016

Canada chocolate bar isn't really setting the world on fire. And in this case getting set on fire would be a good thing.

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Red Hots: the old “bait & switch”

Red Hots: the old “bait & switch”

Reviewed by on Feb 10, 2016

Way to take my childhood, yell at it, then shit on it. Good job.

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