We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Gustaf’s Double Salt Licorice

Gustaf’s Double Salt Licorice

Reviewed by on Nov 18, 2020

Is there even such a thing as too salty with licorice?

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Brach’s Turkey Dinner Candy Corn: Unique. Give ’em that.

Brach’s Turkey Dinner Candy Corn: Unique. Give ’em that.

Reviewed by on Sep 15, 2020

Fowl for dessert. Do the math.

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Alexander the Grape

Alexander the Grape

Reviewed by on Jul 29, 2020

A blast from the past! ...Or is it?

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Hopjes Koffie Coffee Candies

Hopjes Koffie Coffee Candies

Reviewed by on Jul 3, 2020

They're coffee flavored. What do you want from me?

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M&S Milks Bottles: More Cream Please

M&S Milks Bottles: More Cream Please

Reviewed by on May 29, 2020

Milk is for babies

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Haribo Viola

Haribo Viola

Reviewed by on Apr 15, 2020

What ARE these!!??!?!

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Marks & Spencer Fizzy Pop Sweets

Marks & Spencer Fizzy Pop Sweets

Reviewed by on Nov 21, 2019

In theory, these are among the best candies I've ever tried

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Gerio Sugar Free Candies

Gerio Sugar Free Candies

Reviewed by on Oct 22, 2019

Sometimes it makes sense to just let Mother Nature takeover

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Haribo Dragolo

Haribo Dragolo

Reviewed by on Oct 18, 2019

It's a new variety from Haribo! ...Again.

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Chupa Chups Sour Infernals

Chupa Chups Sour Infernals

Reviewed by on Sep 13, 2019

Badass candy name. Badass bag art. These things by all account are LITERALLY going to remove 4 layers of tongue...

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More from Nimm2: Lach Gummi Heroes

More from Nimm2: Lach Gummi Heroes

Reviewed by on Sep 3, 2019

I was on a flight to another country and had to do a review. If you don’t like what you’re reading, blame the...

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Mini Gummy Bears on a Chocolate Pool Day

Mini Gummy Bears on a Chocolate Pool Day

Reviewed by on Jun 28, 2019

Fruit and chocolate. You do the math.

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Haribo Fruitmania

Haribo Fruitmania

Reviewed by on Jun 7, 2019

When your Yoplait at brekkers just isn't enough for you

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Wholeme Grain-free Clusters: Salted Peanut Chocolate

Wholeme Grain-free Clusters: Salted Peanut Chocolate

Reviewed by on Apr 30, 2019

Sometimes good for you isn't good. Even though it is actually 'for you'

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Haribo Fruitilicious

Haribo Fruitilicious

Reviewed by on Apr 26, 2019

Aaaaand here's another new Haribo variety! They're really working overtime these days.

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Haribo Sour Streamers….NEW!

Haribo Sour Streamers….NEW!

Reviewed by on Apr 19, 2019

Sour Strips? From Haribo? It's about time!

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Nimm2 Soft: Fruit + Cola

Nimm2 Soft: Fruit + Cola

Reviewed by on Nov 29, 2018

Chewy, Fruity, Gooey. Cola-Y.

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Jahnke Lakritz Gefullt (with salt)

Jahnke Lakritz Gefullt (with salt)

Reviewed by on Jul 27, 2018

How salty is too salty? These. These are that.

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Haribo Weinland: Nothing to Toast to

Haribo Weinland: Nothing to Toast to

Reviewed by on Apr 24, 2018

Wine gums are usually a solid variety of gummy. Usually.

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Wham Bamz Cosmic Jelly Beans: Yeah. Ok.

Wham Bamz Cosmic Jelly Beans: Yeah. Ok.

Reviewed by on Apr 10, 2018

These are boring and so is this review.

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El Artesano’s Turron de Jijona: Straight Up Nougat

El Artesano’s Turron de Jijona: Straight Up Nougat

Reviewed by on Jan 9, 2018

It's plain and simple: they're plain and simple

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Haribo COMIX

Haribo COMIX

Reviewed by on Jan 5, 2018

Not everything is great.

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Malaco Djungelvrål Original

Malaco Djungelvrål Original

Reviewed by on Nov 10, 2017

in class today, we’ll learn about the four families of licorice, and which is the black sheep uncle.

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Hello Panda: Cookies Filled with Chocolate Cream

Hello Panda: Cookies Filled with Chocolate Cream

Reviewed by on Sep 26, 2017

Cookies are kooky

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Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles Infusions

Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles Infusions

Reviewed by on Sep 22, 2017

We love Rowntrees original pastilles, but did they fuck things up with these newfangled flavor combos?

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“New” Trolli Sour Brite Bites, Bite

“New” Trolli Sour Brite Bites, Bite

Reviewed by on May 31, 2017

Life's too short for mediocre sours

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Haribo Gold Bears – 2 potential new flavors

Haribo Gold Bears – 2 potential new flavors

Reviewed by on May 5, 2017

Haribo is considering a new flavor for their iconic Gold Bears, and you get to choose what it is.

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Meiji…Pharmaceuticals?

Meiji…Pharmaceuticals?

Reviewed by on Apr 7, 2017

This candy...might actually be what's for breakfast

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Milch Bar from Mexico: Eh. Esta Bien.

Milch Bar from Mexico: Eh. Esta Bien.

Reviewed by on Apr 4, 2017

My kid used to say 'milch' when she was trying to say 'milk'. Great story.

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Lucas Salsaghetti Redux

Lucas Salsaghetti Redux

Reviewed by on Mar 28, 2017

We're going back to the well to review something for the second time-let's see if this time it fares any better.

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