We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Trolli Sour Brite Sloths are a huge steaming pile of poo

How do I put this? I'M HAVING A HARD TIME TYPING COZ I'M SO MAD

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Trolli Sour Gummy Crunchers: Not a Match Made in Heaven

Sometimes 2 great tastes don't taste great together

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Black Jack: I’m supposed to love these, but…

who thought these tasted god enough to mass produce?

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Marks & Spencer American Hard Gums

The old saying goes "Goody goody gumdrop". BUT ARE THEY GOOD?

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Trolli Glotzer: The Eyes Don’t Have It

Damn these bloody eyeballs

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Bio Ingwer Barchen: Vegetarian ginger gummy bears

The concept of vegetarian gummies is a fine one. It often works great. But not always.

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EatingEVOLVED: Taste Devolved. But Healthy.

It's not Sophie's choice, but you have to decide: you want flavor or organic and GF goodness?

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Hey Croatia: it’s time to up your candy game: Ki-ki vocna fruit

Sometimes you have to treat a country like petulant young adult

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Holiday Candy Video Reviews 1 of 3: Warheads Sour Chewy Cubes

The weather outside is frightful-for California.

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Cadbury Caramel Chew

Show of hands: who like caramel? Chewing?

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3 Reasons to Trash these Butter Popcorn Gummis

Not sure you want to eat these. You DEFINITELY want to read about not eating these though.

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Sucre de Rouen: It’s All in the Name. And that’s Not Much.

The French may go on strike and stop making these so buy as soon as you can.

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Wassermelone Bonbons Take the Flavor and Run. Away.

Is it too much to ask for a flavor to taste like a flavor? Cuz if it is, just tell me. I just need to know if I'M ASKING TOO MUCH

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Pawas Red Bull Gummies : A Really Fucking Bad Idea

Where to start with these? Just a really, solid, bad idea.

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Espresso Bonbons mit feinster Fullung. Pass. And Not as in ‘Not Fail’.

The review is awesome. The candy is not.

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Haribo Little Fuckin’ Cupcakes

Gonna get right to it: absolute crap fest.

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Warheads Sour Coolers

Please read the review because I'm funny as hell, but in short: thee taste like dog shit.

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Orange Crush Candy Twists: Sorry, these aren’t good

I think we have to stop reviewing candy. For one, I'm pretty sure we've reviewed everything. Last count we had 617 reviews on this site. The only reason there should be more candies than this is because of a Dentist Conspiracy.

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Candy Crush…..Mixed Fruit Gummies???

They're a tie-in to a iPhone video game. Which means they're EXCELLENT, right?

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Fruchtgummi Brezeln ( Gummy Pretzels)

Sour pretzels from Germany? Someone get me a beer, and let's do this.

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Oh No, It’s Bananko!

The candy Gurus finally get to try a Croatian candy! And it's banana-y!

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Haribo Fan Gums Brazil : GOALLLLLLLLL!!! (or perhaps not)

He shoots, and he sco- wait. No, I....don't think he scored at all. Look away.

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Haribo COaLA-Tatzen

The only reason this candy was made was for some jacked up Product Manager to get his pun implemented on a bag of candy.

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Zele Bomboni Sugar Coated Jelly Candy

Pate De Fruit! I call dibs!

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Cream & Sugar Cream Filled Licorice. Can we start over?

"Itsugar" - the manufacturer of these has an apt name. I would have liked them more if they would go with "Itsflavor" though.

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Charms Blow Pop Minis

Man oh man, was I obsessed with Charms Blow Pops as a kid. A whole bag of them? Sign me up.

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Satellite Wafers: Plain ol’ Confusing

America is a wonderful place. The land of opportunity. Ever eaten bacon and chocolate? Thanks go to some fat-loving US...

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Taveners Rhubarb & Custard

Ooh! Another take on the super Brit treat rhubarb & custard boiled sweets! (That's "hard candy" on 'Merican)

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Video Review : Fla•Vor•Ice Squeeze Candy

It's exactly like the frozen version of Flav•R•Ice except inedible, disgusting, with notes of vaseline and lube.

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Sour Punch Bites : I Should Have Known Better

I can't resist sour chewy things. It's my weakness.

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