We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Now and Later Shell Shocked

Now and Later Shell Shocked

Reviewed by on Nov 5, 2020

Shell Shocked. I guess the name. kinda fits, because I was shocked at how shitty these were, and shelled out money to buy them.

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Trader Joe’s Milk & Dark Chocolate Butterscotch Bits Bar

Trader Joe’s Milk & Dark Chocolate Butterscotch Bits Bar

Reviewed by on Aug 21, 2020

How could these not, not be good. They're not.

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Giggles & Sour Giggles from Yum Earth

Giggles & Sour Giggles from Yum Earth

Reviewed by on Jun 12, 2020

look at my face, do I look like I'm giggling?

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Haribo Brezeln

Haribo Brezeln

Reviewed by on Apr 29, 2020

It's salty spicy licorice pretzels - what more info do you need?

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Trader Joe’s Champagne Gummies

Trader Joe’s Champagne Gummies

Reviewed by on Jan 3, 2020

French gummies, flavored as champagne? Uh, ...yes please

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Bacon Popping Candy

Bacon Popping Candy

Reviewed by on Nov 26, 2019

Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should.

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Fini Party Mix: More. Of the Same.

Fini Party Mix: More. Of the Same.

Reviewed by on Sep 17, 2019

Gummies you don't need

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Hotlix Margarita & Margarita with Salt Lollipops

Hotlix Margarita & Margarita with Salt Lollipops

Reviewed by on May 23, 2019

They're very similar to Spinal Tap's classic album "Shark Sandwich". In the review, at least.

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Chupa Chups Kaubonbon

Chupa Chups Kaubonbon

Reviewed by on Aug 31, 2018

Stop it. Just....stop it. Cut it out.

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Mike & Ikes Buttered Popcorn

Mike & Ikes Buttered Popcorn

Reviewed by on Dec 22, 2017

Hot buttered crap is more like it

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Trolli Sour Brite Sloths are a huge steaming pile of poo

Trolli Sour Brite Sloths are a huge steaming pile of poo

Reviewed by on Sep 1, 2017

How do I put this? I'M HAVING A HARD TIME TYPING COZ I'M SO MAD

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Trolli Sour Gummy Crunchers: Not a Match Made in Heaven

Trolli Sour Gummy Crunchers: Not a Match Made in Heaven

Reviewed by on Aug 15, 2017

Sometimes 2 great tastes don't taste great together

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Black Jack: I’m supposed to love these, but…

Black Jack: I’m supposed to love these, but…

Reviewed by on Aug 8, 2017

who thought these tasted god enough to mass produce?

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Marks & Spencer American Hard Gums

Marks & Spencer American Hard Gums

Reviewed by on Jun 20, 2017

The old saying goes "Goody goody gumdrop". BUT ARE THEY GOOD?

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Trolli Glotzer: The Eyes Don’t Have It

Trolli Glotzer: The Eyes Don’t Have It

Reviewed by on Jun 6, 2017

Damn these bloody eyeballs

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Bio Ingwer Barchen: Vegetarian ginger gummy bears

Bio Ingwer Barchen: Vegetarian ginger gummy bears

Reviewed by on May 9, 2017

The concept of vegetarian gummies is a fine one. It often works great. But not always.

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EatingEVOLVED: Taste Devolved. But Healthy.

EatingEVOLVED: Taste Devolved. But Healthy.

Reviewed by on Jan 24, 2017

It's not Sophie's choice, but you have to decide: you want flavor or organic and GF goodness?

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Hey Croatia: it’s time to up your candy game: Ki-ki vocna fruit

Hey Croatia: it’s time to up your candy game: Ki-ki vocna fruit

Reviewed by on Jan 13, 2017

Sometimes you have to treat a country like petulant young adult

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Holiday Candy Video Reviews 1 of 3: Warheads Sour Chewy Cubes

Holiday Candy Video Reviews 1 of 3: Warheads Sour Chewy Cubes

Reviewed by on Dec 20, 2016

The weather outside is frightful-for California.

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Cadbury Caramel Chew

Cadbury Caramel Chew

Reviewed by on Nov 25, 2016

Show of hands: who like caramel? Chewing?

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3 Reasons to Trash these Butter Popcorn Gummis

3 Reasons to Trash these Butter Popcorn Gummis

Reviewed by on Oct 18, 2016

Not sure you want to eat these. You DEFINITELY want to read about not eating these though.

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Sucre de Rouen: It’s All in the Name. And that’s Not Much.

Sucre de Rouen: It’s All in the Name. And that’s Not Much.

Reviewed by on Aug 30, 2016

The French may go on strike and stop making these so buy as soon as you can.

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Wassermelone Bonbons Take the Flavor and Run. Away.

Wassermelone Bonbons Take the Flavor and Run. Away.

Reviewed by on Aug 16, 2016

Is it too much to ask for a flavor to taste like a flavor? Cuz if it is, just tell me. I just need to know if I'M ASKING TOO MUCH

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Pawas Red Bull Gummies : A Really Fucking Bad Idea

Pawas Red Bull Gummies : A Really Fucking Bad Idea

Reviewed by on Aug 13, 2016

Where to start with these? Just a really, solid, bad idea.

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Espresso Bonbons mit feinster Fullung. Pass. And Not as in ‘Not Fail’.

Espresso Bonbons mit feinster Fullung. Pass. And Not as in ‘Not Fail’.

Reviewed by on Jun 11, 2016

The review is awesome. The candy is not.

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Haribo Little Fuckin’ Cupcakes

Haribo Little Fuckin’ Cupcakes

Reviewed by on Feb 23, 2016

Gonna get right to it: absolute crap fest.

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Warheads Sour Coolers

Warheads Sour Coolers

Reviewed by on Aug 18, 2015

Please read the review because I'm funny as hell, but in short: thee taste like dog shit.

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Orange Crush Candy Twists: Sorry, these aren’t good

Orange Crush Candy Twists: Sorry, these aren’t good

Reviewed by on Jun 1, 2015

I think we have to stop reviewing candy. For one, I'm pretty sure we've reviewed everything. Last count we had 617 reviews on this site. The only reason there should be more candies than this is because of a Dentist Conspiracy.

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Candy Crush…..Mixed Fruit Gummies???

Candy Crush…..Mixed Fruit Gummies???

Reviewed by on Nov 13, 2014

They're a tie-in to a iPhone video game. Which means they're EXCELLENT, right?

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Fruchtgummi Brezeln ( Gummy Pretzels)

Fruchtgummi Brezeln ( Gummy Pretzels)

Reviewed by on Sep 22, 2014

Sour pretzels from Germany? Someone get me a beer, and let's do this.

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