Now and Later Shell Shocked
Shell Shocked. I guess the name. kinda fits, because I was shocked at how shitty these were, and shelled out money to buy them.
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Trader Joe’s Milk & Dark Chocolate Butterscotch Bits Bar
How could these not, not be good. They're not.
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Hotlix Margarita & Margarita with Salt Lollipops
They're very similar to Spinal Tap's classic album "Shark Sandwich". In the review, at least.
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Trolli Sour Brite Sloths are a huge steaming pile of poo
How do I put this? I'M HAVING A HARD TIME TYPING COZ I'M SO MAD
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Trolli Sour Gummy Crunchers: Not a Match Made in Heaven
Sometimes 2 great tastes don't taste great together
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Black Jack: I’m supposed to love these, but…
who thought these tasted god enough to mass produce?
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Marks & Spencer American Hard Gums
The old saying goes "Goody goody gumdrop". BUT ARE THEY GOOD?
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Bio Ingwer Barchen: Vegetarian ginger gummy bears
The concept of vegetarian gummies is a fine one. It often works great. But not always.
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EatingEVOLVED: Taste Devolved. But Healthy.
It's not Sophie's choice, but you have to decide: you want flavor or organic and GF goodness?
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Hey Croatia: it’s time to up your candy game: Ki-ki vocna fruit
Sometimes you have to treat a country like petulant young adult
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Holiday Candy Video Reviews 1 of 3: Warheads Sour Chewy Cubes
The weather outside is frightful-for California.
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3 Reasons to Trash these Butter Popcorn Gummis
Not sure you want to eat these. You DEFINITELY want to read about not eating these though.
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Sucre de Rouen: It’s All in the Name. And that’s Not Much.
The French may go on strike and stop making these so buy as soon as you can.
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Wassermelone Bonbons Take the Flavor and Run. Away.
Is it too much to ask for a flavor to taste like a flavor? Cuz if it is, just tell me. I just need to know if I'M ASKING TOO MUCH
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Pawas Red Bull Gummies : A Really Fucking Bad Idea
Where to start with these? Just a really, solid, bad idea.
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Espresso Bonbons mit feinster Fullung. Pass. And Not as in ‘Not Fail’.
The review is awesome. The candy is not.
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Warheads Sour Coolers
Please read the review because I'm funny as hell, but in short: thee taste like dog shit.
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Orange Crush Candy Twists: Sorry, these aren’t good
I think we have to stop reviewing candy. For one, I'm pretty sure we've reviewed everything. Last count we had 617 reviews on this site. The only reason there should be more candies than this is because of a Dentist Conspiracy.
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Candy Crush…..Mixed Fruit Gummies???
They're a tie-in to a iPhone video game. Which means they're EXCELLENT, right?
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Fruchtgummi Brezeln ( Gummy Pretzels)
Sour pretzels from Germany? Someone get me a beer, and let's do this.
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