Now and Later Shell Shocked
Shell Shocked. I guess the name. kinda fits, because I was shocked at how shitty these were, and shelled out money to buy them.
Full ReviewTrader Joe’s Milk & Dark Chocolate Butterscotch Bits Bar
How could these not, not be good. They're not.
Full ReviewHotlix Margarita & Margarita with Salt Lollipops
They're very similar to Spinal Tap's classic album "Shark Sandwich". In the review, at least.
Full ReviewTrolli Sour Brite Sloths are a huge steaming pile of poo
How do I put this? I'M HAVING A HARD TIME TYPING COZ I'M SO MAD
Full ReviewTrolli Sour Gummy Crunchers: Not a Match Made in Heaven
Sometimes 2 great tastes don't taste great together
Full ReviewBlack Jack: I’m supposed to love these, but…
who thought these tasted god enough to mass produce?
Full ReviewMarks & Spencer American Hard Gums
The old saying goes "Goody goody gumdrop". BUT ARE THEY GOOD?
Full ReviewBio Ingwer Barchen: Vegetarian ginger gummy bears
The concept of vegetarian gummies is a fine one. It often works great. But not always.
Full ReviewEatingEVOLVED: Taste Devolved. But Healthy.
It's not Sophie's choice, but you have to decide: you want flavor or organic and GF goodness?
Full ReviewHey Croatia: it’s time to up your candy game: Ki-ki vocna fruit
Sometimes you have to treat a country like petulant young adult
Full ReviewHoliday Candy Video Reviews 1 of 3: Warheads Sour Chewy Cubes
The weather outside is frightful-for California.
Full Review3 Reasons to Trash these Butter Popcorn Gummis
Not sure you want to eat these. You DEFINITELY want to read about not eating these though.
Full ReviewSucre de Rouen: It’s All in the Name. And that’s Not Much.
The French may go on strike and stop making these so buy as soon as you can.
Full ReviewWassermelone Bonbons Take the Flavor and Run. Away.
Is it too much to ask for a flavor to taste like a flavor? Cuz if it is, just tell me. I just need to know if I'M ASKING TOO MUCH
Full ReviewPawas Red Bull Gummies : A Really Fucking Bad Idea
Where to start with these? Just a really, solid, bad idea.
Full ReviewEspresso Bonbons mit feinster Fullung. Pass. And Not as in ‘Not Fail’.
The review is awesome. The candy is not.
Full ReviewWarheads Sour Coolers
Please read the review because I'm funny as hell, but in short: thee taste like dog shit.
Full ReviewOrange Crush Candy Twists: Sorry, these aren’t good
I think we have to stop reviewing candy. For one, I'm pretty sure we've reviewed everything. Last count we had 617 reviews on this site. The only reason there should be more candies than this is because of a Dentist Conspiracy.
Full ReviewCandy Crush…..Mixed Fruit Gummies???
They're a tie-in to a iPhone video game. Which means they're EXCELLENT, right?
Full ReviewFruchtgummi Brezeln ( Gummy Pretzels)
Sour pretzels from Germany? Someone get me a beer, and let's do this.
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