Don’t Be Talking Down to Airheads Soft Filled Bites
Soft filled and hard milled. i have no idea what that means.
Full ReviewWholeme Grain-free Clusters: Salted Peanut Chocolate
Sometimes good for you isn't good. Even though it is actually 'for you'
Full ReviewDove Real Blueberries (“Genetically Modified” Real…)
Chocolate covered fruit is adulting at its best
Full ReviewButterfinger: Improved Recipe?
"Butterfinger released a new recipe in early February and I had my first try on Valentine's Day. It is awful ..." - Fan on Reddit
Full ReviewHaribo Balla Stixx: How could these not be great
Come on let's take the long cut I think that's what we need
Full ReviewWhite Chocolate M&M’s: If It’s Your Thing, Do What You’r Gonna Do
If you gotta eat mass produced white chocolate, make it these
Full ReviewStarburst Minis Sours: Unwrapped!
Mini - but with a bite. And how haven't we reviewed these yet?
Full ReviewEvolve: What to Do When You Don’t have Candy
Time to move forward. Oh, and eat candy. Oh and also these protein things.
Full ReviewKanro Orange Hard Candy: If you find ’em you’ll like ’em
Don't read this review. It will be terribly unfulfilling.
Full ReviewEnchilokas: More Mango, B*&^hes
Nope. Sorry. Won't apologize for yet another mango candy review.
Full ReviewJovy Mango Slices: Spot On Flavor
Flavor is like a real fruit. Gummy is like not a gummy.
Full ReviewAsda’s Jewellery Laces: Play, then Eat. And You’ll Want to Eat.
I really didn't want to like these. But I did.
Full ReviewSuperb Salted Peanut Caramel Chocolate Bar: Indeed
When you name your food 'superb' - hell, you BETTER be good. These are. Very.
Full ReviewSpicy Mango Gummies: Are. For. Real.
Vidal has put together a stop-in-your-tracks candy.
Full ReviewLutti Surf Fizz Fruits: Get these
France won the 2018 World Cup. I kinda called it in this review. I wish it meant more money for me. It didn't.
Full ReviewCarmel Fruitys: Sour Cola & Sour Cherry
Sour cola and sour cherry sound wonderful. Even if you would like some of these, you can't have any.
Full ReviewLarabar: A Protein Bar on a Candy Blog? Yup.
Don't poo poo the protein bars. Even if they look like it.
Full ReviewHaribo Weinland: Nothing to Toast to
Wine gums are usually a solid variety of gummy. Usually.
Full ReviewEnjoy Li Hing Sour Watermelons: So good we reviewed them twice.
Sour watermelon chews are my (Li) (T)Hing . GET IT?! OMG SO FUNNY
Full ReviewHaribo Gold Bears: Mystery Flavor
The real mystery is why do we all like mysteries so much. #discuss
Full ReviewCherry Ripe: A Discerning Confection for Us Matures
I have nothing clever to say here. Read the review.
Full ReviewHi-Chew Fizzies: Will They Finish Strong?
It's not how you get off the block, it's if you cross the finish line a winner
Full ReviewAhoj-Brause: Tingly, Tangy & Tasty
Foam. But chewy. Sour. But tangy. German Shower. Wait. What?
Full ReviewEl Artesano’s Turron de Jijona: Straight Up Nougat
It's plain and simple: they're plain and simple
Full ReviewSugarfina Atomic Sours: We’ll be the judge of that.
With a name like "Atomic" you'd better be explosive
Full ReviewSugarfina Aphrodite Strawberry: As Good as it Sounds?
Aphrodite was the goddess of something good. What is it again?
Full ReviewQuest Bar: A Protein Bar for Dessert? Yep.
Looks like a candy bar, tastes like a candy bar, isn't a candy bar.
Full ReviewTake 5: A (snack) treat from Hershey
Right size, right crunch. Great taste - some salt in there with pretzels, peanut butter and caramel. Maybe you should Take 10.
Full ReviewJapanese Lumberjack Tree Stumps
They look like tree stumps and ... kinda taste like it...?
Full ReviewChocolove: Salted Caramel in Dark Chocolate
It's pricey but not at all dicey. Not spicey and thankfully, not lice-y. It's nice-y.
Full ReviewBotan Rice Candy: 1962 called. They want their box back.
When you let us eat paper - on purpose - you get a few stars
Full ReviewBlack Forest Organic Sour Heads. Let’s Call them Stars.
Do we agree that anything with 'head' in it is good? Don't answer that.
Full ReviewAmy’s Crunchy Candy: Great Toffee. Organic too.
Not sure I've had bad toffee before. Still haven't
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