I found new Haribo. How often do Jonny and I bitch about there not being more types of Haribo? ALL THE TIME. And now there is. It’s really quite remarkable. Watch the vid and you’ll get revved up to seek out Fruity Fruttis. Trust me on this – they’re good.
Haribo Fruity Frutti: Of COURSE it’s good
Happy Goat Caramels: SO not Baaaad
Happy Goat Caramels – local SF, CA candy. These things whack you with a vanilla taste that shames any thing else describing itself as vanilla.
Grape Vines: They’re Purptastic!
These taste like purple, and it’s perfectly logical for today’s candy enthusiast to only want authentic, all natural, chardonnay-esque, only organic, non-fructose, raw cane grape candy. I feel you. But personally I love fake grape.
Sweet & Salty Corn Bits: Make Love to Them
See yourself as the John Mayer of new experiences? Someone who makes love to life like it’s crack cocaine? Then my friend — you are in for a world of tastiness with these choco covered corn nuts.
Cost Plus’ Sea Salt Dark Chocolate: Tiger Woods vs. Salty Chocolate
The best chocolate bar EVER?
Rowntrees Juicy Jellies, Yummy Smellies!
If they made cologne that smelled like these, I’d wear the hell out of it.
Tropical Stormz Tootsie Pops Lollipops, Fantasy Football Style
$100 says you can’t finish reading this review–it’s THAT long.
I’m fantasizing about a Big Hunk! ZING!!!!
If it’s big, AND it’s a hunk, then usually that scares me.
Maynards Sours make me go all like “whoah” and “damn!”
I like to pretend it’s just me and these things, alone on an island. With air conditioning.
UK Sweets – I’d like to DIP my BALLS in it! – Fizzy Balls, that is..
Fizzy. Balls. ‘Nuff said.
Ice Breakers Chewy Sours – Which Way Is This One Gonna Go?
Oh, snap! Check these out, yo…
Don’t tell Dr. Drew: I’m addicted to Coke! (bottles)
Not all gummi coke bottles are created equal. Haribo ain’t run-of-the-mill cola taste. Plus the texture is delish.
Evolution : Sour Nerds
You want some fantastic sour power AND flavor? Rock it.
Swiss Petite Fruit – My longest running candy obsession?
No folks, that’s NOT marzipan you’re looking at
Tazzy Jazzy Pops!
Sour through and through. A very good buy.
I Love My Pickle
Might need to move to Europe to get these. But then it might be worth it. They got warm beer over there too.
Good & Plenty Are Both
Under-rated. Always. Don’t forget that.
Wonka Giant Chewy Sweet Tarts – I say Yes.
These never fail to come through for me