I may have eaten more chocolate over the last 2 weeks than I’ve ever eaten in a 2-week span because dammit if the Ritter-Sport people didn’t send us like 9 chocolate bars. Read the review and watch our 32 second take on one flavor, here:
Ritter-Sport: New (and Old?) Chocolate Bars FTW
On August - 31 - 2010
NEXT!!! (organics) Dark Chocolate Covered Coconut Are Better Than This Review
On August - 27 - 2010
Despite being a terrible review, this is a GREAT candy. One of my new faves.
Dorval Sour Belts-Trumped By A Puny Fruit Chew?
On June - 22 - 2010
Dorval sour belts and straws are great-but the toss in throw-away candy they included stole the show
And The Winner Is…Vosges Haut Chocolat!
On June - 8 - 2010
Vosges continues to make chocolate based candy treats that are insta-classics. This time is no exception.
Hitschler (NOT Hitler) Dragierte Brause Bonbons – Once Again, We’re Screwed By Germany.
On May - 18 - 2010
Really? ANOTHER great candy that we can’t get in America???
Trolli Sour Brite Crawler Eggs: Strangely Tasty
On May - 15 - 2010
After 6 days of literally ingesting nothing but lemon juice, syrup, water and cayenne, I’m back eating candy – and maybe a week off from candy curdles the brain but when I opened this Trolli package – I was yummed over.
Marich Confectionary Stuns the Gurus
On May - 11 - 2010
Solid candies from a family company. Word!
Trolli Bizzl’s The Shizzle!
On April - 20 - 2010
Sweaty candy ‘aint a good thing.
The Candygurus Do Mexico
On April - 7 - 2010
Mexico, thou hast forsaken us-up till NOW.
Caramel Knowledge: Choco Domes Worth Scaling
On February - 26 - 2010
Cocoa Pete’s Caramel Knowledge: Name and packaging aside – these dark chocolate/dark caramels kick ass
El Almendro Turron Duro – Why create specific dates for happiness?
On February - 15 - 2010
I have never quite had anything like it. The nougat really is great, crispy, crunchy, sweet with a touch of honey flavor. There is almost no tooth stick unlike what I was expecting and the fantastic almonds are muey plentiful and somehow sweet – I think – could be the nougat. They boast a 63% almond content. There is a weird paper on both sides of the bar – something like rice paper – but it didn’t really bother me.
Go Naturally: Non Crap Candy for the Whole Family
On December - 10 - 2009
A woman who can run forever gave Scotty some Go Naturally candy that he loves. A lot.
Haribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint
On December - 4 - 2009
The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!
Popcorn Induced Flashback
On October - 30 - 2009
In 1984, I could get egg flavored popcorn if I felt like it.
Yummy Earth: Granolas with a Taste for Gummis
On October - 19 - 2009
Organic gummis – whodathunk the greenies could make stellar gummies?
It’s Phantasia! With Genitalia!
On September - 23 - 2009
It’s a magical, phantastic, phantasiatic adventure!
Caramel Apple Lollipops-Not Just For Perverts Anymore!
On June - 19 - 2009
Is it possible for this candy to be BETTER than a real caramel apple?
Fab-O-Pom Lollipop swings for the fences with OG down-ness
On May - 24 - 2009
You never know what you’re getting with lollipops. Will these deliver on their promised flavors, or will they suck ass?
UK Sweets – The Fruit Salad Days
On April - 19 - 2009
It’s their duty to keep it fruity
UK Sweets – Eat A Black, Jack, Do it Again…
On April - 9 - 2009
Review By : Jonny
Last weekend my wife went to Las Cruces, New Mexico to visit her long time friend Kathleen, who happens to also be a good friend of mine. Kathleen has been living in Scotland for the last 8 years or so, and was visiting her family in New Mexico.
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No one Better Slay a Singer on My Butterfinger
On April - 7 - 2009
If you need to read my review to know what this candy tastes like, then you either live in a cave or live outside the US. Both sound kinda fun to me right now.
Starburst Sour Jelly Beans. Not yo Grandma’s Beans-But Quite Possibly Your Brother’s.
On April - 7 - 2009
Review By : Jonny
As we approach Easter, I approach Jelly Beans. Being hella Jew-y, the holiday has absolutely zero meaning for me, aside from candy. But that’s good, right? At least we can all bond in SOME way around the holiday.
We’ve already established that most jelly beans suck. Boring. Some [...]
“Don’t you…forget about Spree…don’t don’t don’t don’t!”
On March - 4 - 2009
ABC….talking ’bout classic Spree, easy as 1-2-3…
Jonny’s Mommy’s Peppermint Bark – An Unusual Review
On December - 29 - 2008
Good ‘ol Mom…
Darrell Lea Red Candy They Call Licorice
On December - 1 - 2008
If it’s red, it’s not licorice. DOES EVERYBODY GET THIS YET?
Red Vines – The Candy That Started It All…
On November - 10 - 2008
They’ll always be a place in my heart & pantry for these things.
Extra Sour Chews. Great name, eh?
On October - 30 - 2008
These came right out of left field…
Bit o’ Yummy, but Honey in my Tummy?
On August - 27 - 2008
chewy, kinda salty, hard and long lasting. Sounds like my d*&%.