Candygurus

What’s the smoothest candy you know. Think about it for a second.
Werther’s Originals of course.
Those things are so slick that if you pop one in your mouth, and don’t grab it with your teeth but then breathe deeply really fast, you’ll suck that bad boy right into your choker. They are so slippery smooth that [...]

Wanna win a bunch of Milky Way Simply Caramel bars and a US$75 gift certificate to Spafinder.com? Watch the vid yo.

I’ve held back for years, until now. I bought my first Airhead.

This claims to be the FIRST EVER combination candy bar. Intrigued?

“I taste loads of tamarind, and spice and salt.” Which country made the candy I’m eating? Mexico. Of course! Tamarind is to Mexican candy like mustard is to American hot dogs – slopped on there every time whether you want it or not. Vero Mangos though…kinda yums.

What are they? Oh just little fun boxes filled with yr favorite sweet cereals covered in chocolate. Any kid under 10 will rid their DVRs of Hannah Montana for a year straight to get a fix of this stuff.

If sugar free candy has to taste like Windex + copper, then I want out.

These things are spicy and it creeps up on you; takes awhile to get there. Maybe 5 full one-one-thousands later and then this great cayenne flavor starts to appear in the back of my throat. Serious pure heat. I likey.

These are well made, heart shaped Jelly Beanish chews in 9 distinct cherry flavors. I kind of dig them,. And as touted, I can really taste the cherry juice – and they are very juicy.

Mexico, thou hast forsaken us-up till NOW.

The fine people at Wonka sent us a bunch of sweets, half chocolate and half non-chocolate- I’m putting away the dark cocoa mistress and burying my gob into some fruity chewy type treats. Do they live up to the Wonka legacy?

The iPhone can’t make phone calls, but Red Vines are engineering straws? What a world.

You can’t get these at Taco Bell-yet.

The crowd goes wild. Haribo Jogi Bussi is pretty darn good. Thick gummy texture. Haribo’s signiture fruity flavors and a twist – these are actually filled with liquid yogurt. They also have that layer of foam on the bottom that seems perfect as an addition to Haribo’s gummy’s but too much when its the main course. This all worked perfectly for me.

I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.

The lil’ genius who created Jelly Belly’s – by far the best tasting jelly bean ever created – contacted Candygurus and said, ‘we got candy – review it.’ If this isn’t a sign that the godforsaken Candygurus have made it then I don’t know what is.

Scotty likes nuts n’ bits in his mouth. Oh, and peppermints.

Need some candy to make your holiday zing? King Leo has the Pep Bark for you. Your workmates will kiss you, and you won’t even need to be under the mistletoe; it’ll be perfectly inappropriate.

Do you really look forward to eating candy canes? No one else does either. These might change that.

Lifesavers’ gummy track record sucks-can they change it with these?

If at first a gummy doesn’t work, try try again!

If I could, I’d enrobe MYSELF in caramel and chocolate.

When yr friends send you candy – who needs family?

It’s hard to get excited about a Grandma candy–or IS it?

Is it a gummy? A salve? Licorice? Hair Cream?

Gourmet caramels that aint cheap. Are they really worth it?

I like a Jolly Rancher enough that I’ll follow the happy guy and his little candies wheree’r he goeth.

Lollipop meet Bacon. A suckable, lickable heart attack! Plus Ginger and Lemon lollies reviewed. There aint nothin’ like meat and tang.

SO you even KNOW what a Lychee IS?

Wheels in my mouth, keep on turnin’…