I’m plum out of candy and I’m tired of Viet Namese sweets that no one has ever heard of…So I went down to my work’s all-organic, we-feed-you-all-the-time-so-you’ll-never-leave cafe, and I bought me some Nugo. Vanilla Yogie Nugo.
Güdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported
On May - 7 - 2010
They’re called güdfüd and they’re American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is good, this review sucks.
Theo’s Vegan Fig, Fennel and Almond Bar
On March - 9 - 2010
I liked the way the almonds and fennel got stuck in your teeth – a treat for later.
Chupa Chups – To Suck or not to Suck, that is the Question.
On February - 22 - 2010
If you ask my daughter what her favorite baseball team is the answer will probably be the same as the answer to the question what is your favorite dessert or princess dress or shoes or flavor of lollipop or color. PINK. The girl is all about pink and luckily there are at least a half [...]
Spin The Wheel And Have Some…Dog Food? Jelly Belly’s “Bean Boozled” Game From Hell.
On February - 3 - 2010
IF you’ve ever wondered what baby wipes taste like…wait no further!
Juicy Jells: Kids Love Em! But I’m Old…
On January - 29 - 2010
Juicy Jells from Candy Basket. Soft textured with huge sugar crystals on the outside. Gramma might like these? Jello cubes. Eh.
Trolli Playmouse Look Like Hobo Puke
On December - 21 - 2009
Can eating something that looks like puke taste like anything BUT puke?
Maoam Kracher – High End Mentos? Is That Even A Good Thing?
On December - 14 - 2009
St. Barth’s has hot girl everywhere and tons of excellent candy. You need to go.
Puredent Gum- Chicks Don’t Dig On The Peppermint!
On November - 25 - 2009
It’s all natural, it’s got tree bark in it, so you KNOW I’m in!
“Twilight” Can Kiss My Ass, And So Can These.
On November - 20 - 2009
I love Haribo. I love Gummies. I love licorice. Yet I hate myself, why?
Choclatique Wins. Period.
On October - 7 - 2009
How many chocolate companies make products specifically for YOU?
Haribo Fruity-Bussi : So Soft & Juicy, They Make Me All Loosy Goosey!
On September - 13 - 2009
Another goo-filled gummy: but this time, it’s from Haribo, beeeyatch!
Haribo Primavera Is NOT Pasta, Apparently.
On September - 9 - 2009
If Strawberry Quick had a candy version, this would be it.
Is Willy Wonka Wanking?
On September - 3 - 2009
Willy Wonka releases their first gummy & sour gummy. Yummy?
Chewsbetter, Chewsbetter, Chews Bet! Chewwwewws!***
On August - 18 - 2009
Are you a “candy healthy people”?
Kopiko Coffee Candy: Buzz Report
On August - 4 - 2009
Coffee candy with a jolt. I’m literally flying right now.
Aloha! FruitGo Pineapple Hard Candies
On February - 25 - 2009
Pineapple hard candy, not bad at all…
Dr. Doolittle’s Precious Freakin’ Grapefruit Pastilles
On February - 14 - 2009
Oooh! Boutique candy! Break out the wallet.
Sour Cherry On Wayward Son…
On February - 3 - 2009
I’m a Haribo apologist. So I’m gonna like these. But don’t call em ’sour.’ They ain’t.
Reese’s P-nut Butt Whoppers: Go Nutty
On December - 29 - 2008
Call me a heretic but I liked this shit. Maybe more than the OG version. No big whoop.
Orbit’s Maui Melon Mint Gum. And it’s melon becaauuuse…
On December - 12 - 2008
Gumdrum. Like humdrum for gum. I mean this stuff is fine. But it’s G U M, which makes it an overall zzzz in my book.
Yogurt Dots — the healthy candy?
On December - 6 - 2008
Creamy like cream and fruity like fruit. I kinda liked these actually and I kinda didn’t! Nothing like the ol’ “Yeah it’s fine,” comment to get people buyin’ !
Black Ace Licorice – all retro organic like when we were kids!
On November - 21 - 2008
I’m living in a temporary abode with the family since there is some work being done on our house. We’re in the Marina, which is a lovely shade of blonde and youth. And there’s this haribo-laden candy store not 3 mins away. Serendipitous.
FWIW – the friends’ house we’re in now is at least 348 times [...]
I’m back! From Disneyland. With Goofy Balls.
On October - 24 - 2008
Disneyland. Long lines and lots of candy. And everyone is eating it.
Mamba Sour. I have some issues here.
On September - 24 - 2008
tasty, but lame-o packaging bums me out