Albanese Gummis Sour Inch Worms calls themselves World’s Best. Not country’s best. Not state’s best. WORLD’S BEST. Us Candygurus calls thems fighting words. A new candy maker creating a semi-tired, yet tried/true, sour worm gummi and calling them “Worlds Best?” We’ll be the judges of that.
Albanese Sour Inch Worms: World’s Best? Let’s Test.
On July - 16 - 2010
Little Green Men: Waste of Space
On May - 28 - 2010
Matty reviews the latest from Trolli. They look like green men, taste fruity, and are simply craptastic!
Vat 19 Gummy Shot Glasses : “Sgusting!”
On April - 27 - 2010
The world needed gummy shot glasses. Now they’re here.
Trader Joe’s Classic Dark Hershey’s
On March - 1 - 2010
Trader Joe’s Classic Dark Chocolate Bar. Sure, it’s fine. Who cares. And that’s probably its problem.
Simply Lite Dark Chocolate: No Shuggy Go Potty
On February - 17 - 2010
Dark chocolate is all the rage and you can buy new bars everywhere now. Simply Lite has a sugar free bar that tastes great – but what is it doing to my body?
Rock Some Ass With Super Lemon!
On January - 27 - 2010
A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.
Reese’s Dark and Reese’s White: Look To The Cookie, Or At Least Elsewhere
On January - 22 - 2010
The gang here at Candygurus are a mixed, motley crew. One of the Gurus is a CEO, while another plays professional baseball. A third Guru has three Michelin stars for one of his many restaurants, and a fourth just recently discovered a cure for cancer. And one was an actual member of Motley Crue.
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Bissinger Gummy Pandas: Overpriced Candy Better Be Damn good!
On January - 18 - 2010
Organic grapefruit flavored gummies outrageously priced at $4.50 for a 4 ounce bag from Bissinger’s – the Choice of Kings and Connoisseurs. Don’t want to ruffle any royal feathers – but these ain’t worth a king’s ransom.
Auce or Whatev? Sweetness or FAIL? Trident Layers.
On October - 14 - 2009
It’s not a sandwich : it’s a Gumwich™, Bitch!
Oh, Carlos. Be Better, Please.
On July - 6 - 2009
OOH, a plain chocolate bar! Wow!
Kenny’s Fruit Twists – Are you into sweaty fake licorice?
On December - 14 - 2008
KENNY!!!! ………. KENNY!!!!!!!!!
Wonka Tinglerz – Two Worlds Colliding?
On December - 2 - 2008
Love those pop rocks in my chocolate….???
Wonka Runts. Call your dentist, STAT!
On October - 2 - 2008
Too scary to eat much, but they’re pretty decent.
Twizzlers – The best, shittiest candy around!
On July - 1 - 2008
Good vs. Bad. Microsoft vs. Apple. Monsters vs. Aliens. Coke vs. Pepsi. But most importantly…Twizzlers vs. Red Vines- does the Twiz even stand a chance?