You wanna talk old school? It doesn’t get older (or stickier) than this.
Jujyfruits – Old School Stickiness = Ickiness?
On August - 17 - 2010
Alpenliebe-Orangey Chocolatey Hard Creamy Yet Not Dreamy
On July - 13 - 2010
Grandma might steal them from you.
Wonka’s Exceptionals: Chocolate Bars – disappointing, unless you’re an Oompa.
On March - 22 - 2010
I looked up “exceptional” in the dictionary and found that it means unusually excellent or superior, extremely rare and extraordinary. Then I looked through the Wonka website and they call the Wonka Exceptional Chocolate bars “the World’s Most Incomparably Imaginative Chocolate.” Really? Quite a description to live up to…
Scientific Explorer’s Sour Candy Factory Disappoints Children
On March - 17 - 2010
This COULD be the coolest thing ever…or, it could fall on it’s face. Take a guess.
Chock Full Of Eastern Promise, and Goo!
On November - 13 - 2009
Last Monday was a good day. Sure, I had lost my fantasy football matchup the weekend before, and yes, I was still full of self loathing and disdain, but…that’s just Monday, right? The reason this particular Monday was so excellent is due to the fact that not one, not two, but three of my co-workers [...]
Revive Energy Mints – Better Than Meth?
On October - 19 - 2009
Candy plus an energy boost? Is it possible, and if so, …is it a good idea?
Toxic Waste – A Novel Take on Sour
On July - 23 - 2009
These things are more sour than me. Seems impossible I know.
Idaho Spud: What matters is what’s outside, not inside
On July - 8 - 2009
Coconut and chocolate sounds like a sex party. Trust me, I know. But thick, dense and wet should only describe some bad porn movie – not candy.
3 Musketeers Mint: The Patty Wins, The Links Lose
On June - 3 - 2009
A candy bar with no purpose in life. So sad.
Das Lolli Pops – Providin’ Meat and Veg
On May - 26 - 2009
Lollipop meet Bacon. A suckable, lickable heart attack! Plus Ginger and Lemon lollies reviewed. There aint nothin’ like meat and tang.
UK Sweets – Wham Bam No Thank You Maam
On April - 9 - 2009
Irn Bru rocks. This stuff tastes exactly like it.
More mid range mediocrity: CandyTech’s Sour Gummi Mix
On March - 30 - 2009
sigh….
Sugaring Up Your Seafood w/ Gummi Red Lobsters
On March - 23 - 2009
Seafood meet sugar.
Cow Tales — The Bovine Backside
On November - 18 - 2008
These grew on me. I started out not liking them and now – as I wrote this – I realize I miss them. Not a longing. More like a yearn.
Maynards Fruit Mania – Calm down, Junior.
On September - 12 - 2008
I expected so much, but got short changed
Hi-Chew Grape / Apple / Mango Chews
On August - 2 - 2008
I’ve warmed up to these since I wrote this. My son LOVES them.
Haribo “Piratos”
On July - 14 - 2008
I love licorice, but these? Not so much.