I had to buy these to check them out.
Apparently Trix ARE for kids : Fruchtiger Knusper Puffreis
On September - 7 - 2010
Wonka “Everlasting” Gobstoppers : “Feh”
On May - 4 - 2010
Oral fixation never had it so bad…
Reese’s Dark and Reese’s White: Look To The Cookie, Or At Least Elsewhere
On January - 22 - 2010
The gang here at Candygurus are a mixed, motley crew. One of the Gurus is a CEO, while another plays professional baseball. A third Guru has three Michelin stars for one of his many restaurants, and a fourth just recently discovered a cure for cancer. And one was an actual member of Motley Crue.
OK, actually [...]
Fruit Sours from Jelly Belly: Kinda One and Not the Other
On December - 16 - 2009
Jelly Belly Fruit Sours aren’t really fruity or sour. A tad disappointing from our fave jelly bean maker. On the other hand, we know they can make the goods…so perhaps there’s hope…
Katje’s Tappsy – Marshy Licorice Hell
On December - 9 - 2009
What do you get when you take three numbskulls getting burritos in the City, and give them 2 bags of spongey licorice crappiness? Hijinks.
Haribo Bumix: Bad name. Bad candy.
On October - 11 - 2009
If this was the first and only thing you ever ate from Haribo you might hold a grudge or swear off German candy forever. Jonny, Scotty and I review these badboys on video.
Chewy Extinguishers Promise Big Things…
On September - 18 - 2009
Yes, I WANT to eat something so sour that I need extinguishing.
Is Willy Wonka Wanking?
On September - 3 - 2009
Willy Wonka releases their first gummy & sour gummy. Yummy?
Good & Fiery. Flame On…
On May - 29 - 2009
I love spicy food. I love candy. I love Good & Fruitys! This is a slam dunk…
Sour Patch Extreme & Trader Joes Tummies – Two Goo Filled Candy Reviews For The Price Of None
On March - 19 - 2009
Goo. Gobbly-goo.
Bob Marley and Me, Just Chasin’ Some Skittles Crazy Cores Crazy Baldheads. No Big Whoop.
On March - 14 - 2009
Crazy? Or just not sane? OR, just not good?
Blue Razamatazz Sour Punch Straws
On February - 24 - 2009
I used to love these things. How are they now?
Sour Gummy Pop Corn is Seriously Freaking Me Out, Man
On December - 6 - 2008
I never had so much fun as I did when reviewing this candy. Except maybe the first time I got laid.
Zours -Get it? They’re SOUR! But they spell it with a Z, it’s fucking INSANITY!!!
On December - 2 - 2008
Sours for the geriatric set.
Mike & Ike Jolly Joes – “The debate of grape”
On December - 2 - 2008
I really love a good grape candy-but it’s gotta be good…
Wild Berry Skittles – Why? They’re like “The Godfather Part III”
On November - 19 - 2008
Yucko.
Dum Dum Chewy Pops – Good idea, terrible execution
On October - 22 - 2008
Dum Dums. In a lot of ways.