Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.
Twizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles
On June - 29 - 2010
A Cornucopia of Asian…Candy?
On November - 6 - 2009
We can’t pronounce the names of any of it, but we can certainly eat it.
My knee AND this Dorian fruit candy both are assholes.
On August - 13 - 2009
The most exotic fruit in the world gets the candy treatment! Get your nose ready…
Serpentinas – slithering around bad taste
On July - 2 - 2009
It’s not fair to blame the masses for the faults of a few. Like, you can’t say every Iranian is a numbnut; just the dumdum leaders who use religion to hide behind a fascist regime stuck in the middle ages. Similarly, just because there seems to be an inordinate amount of crap candy out of [...]
Dulche Suave De Leche- Not So Suave.
On July - 1 - 2009
Dulche de Leche done…right? Or just done?
UK Sweets – Sherbet Fountain. WTF.
On April - 24 - 2009
Not ice cream. No water. Think sickly sweet powder and a 30 year old leather shoelace. Sound good to you?
Fruit Snacks Welch on the Promise of Flavor
On April - 16 - 2009
Suggestion: Stick to the grape juice
Sour Patch Extreme & Trader Joes Tummies – Two Goo Filled Candy Reviews For The Price Of None
On March - 19 - 2009
Goo. Gobbly-goo.
Radberry Assorted Now and Laters Officially Not Rad
On March - 15 - 2009
If you’re gonna name your candy “rad”, then it better deliver.
Starburst Gummibursts – Some foul ass shit, partner.
On December - 7 - 2008
You might want to read this before buying.
Cherry Chill Tic-Tacs : What’s the Fuc*ing Point???
On August - 2 - 2008
Tic-Toc, Tic-Tac