We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Know Eierlikör-Kissen? I didn’t. And I should have.

An olde tyme flavor comes back to surprise the hell out of me.

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Haribo Balla Stixx: How could these not be great

Come on let's take the long cut I think that's what we need

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Carmel Fruitys: Sour Cola & Sour Cherry

Sour cola and sour cherry sound wonderful. Even if you would like some of these, you can't have any.

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Red Band Zure Bliksems

Acid Lightning was my college DJ name

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Ahoj-Brause: Tingly, Tangy & Tasty

Foam. But chewy. Sour. But tangy. German Shower. Wait. What?

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Katjes Glücksgefühle: German, Veggie & Fruity

Veggie candy hippy dippy yippee

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iBons: Not candy from Apple®, but still Top o’ the Line

Mango and Ginger never tasted so important

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Everything Old is New Again: Haribo Pinkie & Lilly Owls

It may not be totally different from other Haribo but why does it need to be? Can it be ok for us NOT TO INNOVATE EVERY FREAKING TIME WE DO A N Y T H I N G? yeahokthanks.

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Bears & Friends Ginger Chewy Gummy Things

Ever wished that your French fries weren't crispy, salty, or savory at all? Neither have I, but now I'm rethinking that.

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Victoria’s Grandma Caramel Lovers

Yes, I am.  A lover.  A caramel lover, among other things.  When I got this hefty bag of caramel themed hard candies...

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Mr. Blubber Brause Bonbons

They're fizzy, 'kept they're not.

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Rheila Salmiak Gummidrops

Do any among you dabble in the dark arts that is licorice? Then come along, kiddies. We have things to learn.

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Haribo Hot Sticks: Ginger Never Tasted So Imported

Did you know Germany was name after Ginger? It grows everywhere over there. Seriously.

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Haribo Christmas

I was actually a 4th alternate on trombone for the 1984 recording of "Do They Know it's Christmas?". Didn't make the cut. Still brag about it, though.

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Trolli Sierra Cruz : No Seals Were Killed Making These

You think the kids who make your Nikes have tough conditions?

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Katjes Euro Munzen : Interesting, Yummy, and a bit Weird

If you eat real money, you'll get chlamydia. Try these instead.

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Katjes Frucht-Kaugis : What fruit should taste like

I used to not like soft gummies. Great German candy used to be impossible to find. Both of these things have changed.

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End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy

A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.

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Haribo Sour Zoo Are A Delight.

If only mammals tasted this good in real life.

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Haribo Mini Color-Ado : I Bagged ’em.

Last night I opened up a variety of Haribo I’ve never seen before : Mini Color-Rado.  They’re...

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Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!

Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...

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American Trolli Gets Put To The Test

We’ve established that Trolli varieties from Europe ROCK (thanks Susie!) with remarkable consistency. But are the...

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Haribo Lemon Ginger Gummies

Lemony Gingery Delights from Germany

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Trolli Impresses Yet Again – But What’s The Flavor?!?!

Imagine a flavor you're intimately familiar with, but that you've never eaten before-as a candy, that is.

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Let’s Talk About Fizz, Baby, Let’s Talk About Foam & Me

If I foamed in your mouth, would you mind?

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Villosa Sallos Black & White Licorice : This Aint Yo Momma’s Good & Plenty!

I used to love Good & Plenty. Now, I'm ruined. These take licorice to the HNL.

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Sugar Free Lifesavers Dodge “The Suck”

If sugar free candy has to taste like Windex + copper, then I want out.

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Trolli Bizzl’s The Shizzle!

Sweaty candy 'aint a good thing.

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Simply Lite Dark Chocolate: No Shuggy Go Potty

Simply Lite has a sugar free bar that tastes great - but what is it doing to my body?

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Haribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint

The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!

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