We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Mikakuto E-Ma: Bold but Nuanced Grape Candy from Japan

Grape or currant I don't care because these are fucking great

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Sour Patch Kids Berries: Sour, Sweet, and Fake!

If my kids were half as sweet after being this sour, I'd buy more of them too.

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Grape Vines: They’re Purptastic!

These taste like purple, and it's perfectly logical for today's candy enthusiast to only want authentic, all natural, chardonnay-esque, only organic, non-fructose, raw cane grape candy. I feel you. But personally I love fake grape.

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Kenny’s Fruit Twists – Are you into sweaty fake licorice?

KENNY!!!! .......... KENNY!!!!!!!!!

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Hi-Chews Bites: So much promise…

But these don't have a really big chew...

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Trolli Sour Gummy Crunchers: Not a Match Made in Heaven

Sometimes 2 great tastes don't taste great together

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SweeTARTS Gummies: Really? We haven’t reviewed these?

Old school meet middle school. Add in after school, go to college then make candy. Which has nothing to do with these things.

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Jolly Rancher Sour Bunnies: Annual Gel Fest? Eh.

There was a time when Jolly Rancher was a one-trick pony – hard brick candies in watermelon, green apple, cherry,...

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Gimbal’s Sour Jelly Beans: Ready to Compete with the Jelly Belly?

Are there sour jelly beans worth buying not named "Jelly Belly"?

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Jelly Belly’s: Soda Pop Shoppe To Drink in Your Beans

Soda pop Jelly Bellys? Old school flavors like A&W Root Beer and Cream Soda? Please. I'll take 12.

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Jelly Belly Sour Bunnies: It’s What’s for Easter

When the sweet people at Jelly Belly send us Gurus stuff to review, in this case, Easter Candy, I have to ask myself:...

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Nerds Wildberry & Peach

As a Nerds connoisseur, I was both humiliated and overjoyed to learn of a flavor I hadn't tried yet.

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Güdfüd: Stuffed Marshmallows Never Tasted So Imported

They're called güdfüd and they're American. Read the review, but I warn you, though the candy is ok, this review sucks.

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The Candygurus Do Mexico

Mexico, thou hast forsaken us-up till NOW.

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Wonka Exceptionals’ Fruit Marvels: Do they Live Up to the Legend?

The fine people at Wonka sent us a bunch of sweets, half chocolate and half non-chocolate- I'm putting away the dark cocoa mistress and burying my gob into some fruity chewy type treats. Do they live up to the Wonka legacy?

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Jolly Rancher Gummies – Just Like the Real Thing

I like a Jolly Rancher enough that I'll follow the happy guy and his little candies wheree'r he goeth.

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Fruit Snacks Welch on the Promise of Flavor

Suggestion: Stick to the grape juice

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I’m back! From Disneyland. With Goofy Balls.

Disneyland. Long lines and lots of candy. And everyone is eating it.

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