We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Haribo Sour Tongues : “Sweaties”

What's your opinion about candy that sweats?

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Haribo Smurfs & Haribo Sour Smurfs : A Tale of Two Different Blue Little Shits

In the Smurf show and movie, they all use "smurf" as a verb, so I'm gonnna Smurf the same.

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Haribo Sour S’ghettti

In a world where virtually no Haribo is available to us lame-o Americans...this bag says "hell no!" and begs to arrive at your doorstep

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Haribo Sour Mango : Bust Out The Credit Card

Simply put: a hall of fame candy. If you like sour and you like mango, then this is for you.

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Haribo Sour Zoo Are A Delight.

If only mammals tasted this good in real life.

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Haribo Sour Strawbs Don’t Disappoint

The first of many direct-from-Germany candy reviews!

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Sour Punch Bites : I Should Have Known Better

I can't resist sour chewy things. It's my weakness.

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Trolli Sour Stixi

With a pretty unique consistency, this offering from Trolli continues their track record of excellence overseas

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Haribo Smurfs: The American Version

When you want to eat animated characters, start here

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Haribo Jelly Beans : Yet Another Player in the Bean Game

We’ve reviewed and spoken about jelly beans quite a bit round these parts.  Every year before Easter rolls...

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Dude, Seriously. Mamba Sour Gummies are Kinda Awesome.

I talk a lot of smack about Mamba. Cool name, pretty lame candies. Will this Mamba gummie be any different? SPOILER ALERT: yes, it will. Very. A lot much very.

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Haribo Tagada Pink’s Got No Stink

We reviewed Haribo’s “Primavera” candies a while back, and I liked them. A lot. Little did I know...

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Haribo Jelly Boobs Sharp Ginger

Yeah.  That’s what these translate to using Google Translate.  It’s nice to know there’s so much...

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Sour Patch Kids Berries: Sour, Sweet, and Fake!

If my kids were half as sweet after being this sour, I'd buy more of them too.

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Newman’s Organic Sour Licorice : There’s No Way This Can Be Good

Red "licorice" products almost always suck. Will these be any different? Will they really be sour? Will I ever stop asking questions?

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Sour Gummi Soda Pop: Flavors Keep it Real

I found these Sour Gummi Soda Pops at a newly revamped Powell's candy store. I assumed they'd be run-o-the-mill and general tasting. I was incorrect.

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Salute The Flag, Kids. Haribo Flags, Of Course!

Any time you see a candy like this, you can pretty much bank on the taste : super powerful sour power mixed with the...

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Haribo Wine Gums – Awesome Nipples

I did a jig of joy in my head when I found these. Black Currant for the wine! (too clever?)

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Haribo Mega-Party : New to the US, but…do we care?

Haribo's two best selling varieties come to the US in mini-bag form

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Haribo Mini Rainbow Frogs: Buy. These. Now.

Haribo Mini Rainbow Frogs: I refuse to write a long post about these. Why? Because like sex, it's better experienced than read about.

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Twizzlers Sweet and Soft Sour Poo Nozzles

Baby poo or zit insides? Either way, not good news.

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Soda Flavored Gummy Rolls – Haribo Style

Haribo's cola flavored snails look nothing like snails. But the taste? EXACTLY like them! Er...wait.

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Haribo Riesen Pommes-That’s Fruity French Fries to you, pal.

Charlize, Natalie & me. And some of these.

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Sour Cherry On Wayward Son…

I'm a Haribo apologist. So I'm gonna like these. But don't call em 'sour.' They ain't.

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Haribo Fruit Salad – Block Rockin’ Treats

You need to read this. This one's a keeper.

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Crazy Pop’s New Haribo Find

This isn't a review. I just want one.

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Haribo Perl-Eier (Pearl Eggs)

Eewwyuuuck.

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SweeTARTS Gummies: Really? We haven’t reviewed these?

Old school meet middle school. Add in after school, go to college then make candy. Which has nothing to do with these things.

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Airheads Extremes Bites Rainbow Berry: long on name, not on greatness

Bright and cheery on the outside, plain and dreary on the in.

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Maynards Threesome of Peaches, Berries, and, well, Berries

When Tool broke up, I was sad. Then Maynard started making wine and gummies and I'm much happier.

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Tahoe City Chocolates, Munch, and Old Faithful Peanut Clusters

Come with me, won't you, as I take a stroll through the aisles of Tahoe City Chocolates, and uncover som gems old and new.

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Snapple Jelly Belly’s: Made from the Best Jelly Bean on Earth

The Candy Gurus don’t hold back the love for Jelly Belly. The size (small enough to eat a lot), consistency (not...

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Katjes Euro Munzen : Interesting, Yummy, and a bit Weird

If you eat real money, you'll get chlamydia. Try these instead.

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Trolli Choco Bananas Made Me Rethink Everything

Bananas are bad, nnnnkaaaay?

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End of Year Frustration Roundup of Crap You Can’t Buy

A roundup of 6 excellent candies from around the world that...you can't buy.

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Trader Joe’s Mango! Mango! Fruit & Yogurt Gummis: Grocerific

Mango gummis from Trader Joe's are damn good. Nuff said.

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+1 for Ingrid’s Candy Shop : The ONLY place to get this stuff

Ever had Swedish candy? I hadn't either, but now I'll never stop.

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Ingrid’s Candy Shop: Nom nom nom (w/ a Swedish accent)

You only thought Sweden made intensely gorgeous women, and novels about girls with dragon tattoos? Well they gots candy too. Relocation time.

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Icee Gummy Candy: Sweet…but No Bacon

Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC is the FAO-Schwarz of candy stores. Multi-level supermarts with all sorts of goods you...

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Keeping Current. Keeping Black Currant.

Since we reviewed Haribo’s delicious black currant flavored sour “belt” type candy last time,...

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2010 – The Year that Candy Became Popular

The Top 10 candies of 2010! In case you missed our first take, check out the rehash!

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Trolli Bizzl’s The Shizzle!

Sweaty candy 'aint a good thing.

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Maoam Kracher – High End Mentos? Is That Even A Good Thing?

St. Barth's has hot girl everywhere and tons of excellent candy. You need to go.

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Choclatique Wins. Period.

How many chocolate companies make products specifically for YOU?

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Is Willy Wonka Wanking?

Willy Wonka releases their first gummy & sour gummy. Yummy?

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