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We may be sour, but we know our sweets.

Archive for January, 2010

Juicy Jells: Kids Love Em! But I’m Old…

Posted by Matty On January - 29 - 2010

Juicy Jells from Candy Basket. Soft textured with huge sugar crystals on the outside. Gramma might like these? Jello cubes. Eh.

Rock Some Ass With Super Lemon!

Posted by Jonny On January - 27 - 2010

A sour lemon candy SO sour it has a diagnostic picture on the bag, outlining the severity of the sour.

The best chocolate bar EVER?

The gang here at Candygurus are a mixed, motley crew. One of the Gurus is a CEO, while another plays professional baseball. A third Guru has three Michelin stars for one of his many restaurants, and a fourth just recently discovered a cure for cancer. And one was an actual member of Motley Crue.
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Taveners Wine Gums-Finally, Candy For Drunks!

Posted by Jonny On January - 20 - 2010

I once ate two bags of wine gums hoping to cop a buzz.

Bissinger Gummy Pandas: Overpriced Candy Better Be Damn good!

Posted by Scotty On January - 18 - 2010

Organic grapefruit flavored gummies outrageously priced at $4.50 for a 4 ounce bag from Bissinger’s – the Choice of Kings and Connoisseurs. Don’t want to ruffle any royal feathers – but these ain’t worth a king’s ransom.

Sour Spanks: Not a Sex Game Gone Awry but a Nice Treat!

Posted by Matty On January - 15 - 2010

The lil’ genius who created Jelly Belly’s – by far the best tasting jelly bean ever created – contacted Candygurus and said, ‘we got candy – review it.’ If this isn’t a sign that the godforsaken Candygurus have made it then I don’t know what is.

Rowntrees Juicy Jellies, Yummy Smellies!

Posted by Jonny On January - 13 - 2010

If they made cologne that smelled like these, I’d wear the hell out of it.

King Leo’s Chocolaty Pillows

Posted by Scotty On January - 5 - 2010

Scotty likes nuts n’ bits in his mouth. Oh, and peppermints.