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Archive for December, 2008
Reese’s P-nut Butt Whoppers: Go Nutty
On December - 29 - 2008
Call me a heretic but I liked this shit. Maybe more than the OG version. No big whoop.
Evolution : Sour Nerds
On December - 21 - 2008
You want some fantastic sour power AND flavor? Rock it.
Kenny’s Fruit Twists – Are you into sweaty fake licorice?
On December - 14 - 2008
KENNY!!!! ………. KENNY!!!!!!!!!
Orbit’s Maui Melon Mint Gum. And it’s melon becaauuuse…
On December - 12 - 2008
Gumdrum. Like humdrum for gum. I mean this stuff is fine. But it’s G U M, which makes it an overall zzzz in my book.
Cubyrop Asian hard candies. I have nothing witty to add.
On December - 7 - 2008
Righhhhhhhhht…….
Starburst Gummibursts – Some foul ass shit, partner.
On December - 7 - 2008
You might want to read this before buying.
Sour Gummy Pop Corn is Seriously Freaking Me Out, Man
On December - 6 - 2008
I never had so much fun as I did when reviewing this candy. Except maybe the first time I got laid.
Yogurt Dots — the healthy candy?
On December - 6 - 2008
Creamy like cream and fruity like fruit. I kinda liked these actually and I kinda didn’t! Nothing like the ol’ “Yeah it’s fine,” comment to get people buyin’ !
Wonka Tinglerz – Two Worlds Colliding?
On December - 2 - 2008
Love those pop rocks in my chocolate….???
Zours -Get it? They’re SOUR! But they spell it with a Z, it’s fucking INSANITY!!!
On December - 2 - 2008
Sours for the geriatric set.
Mike & Ike Jolly Joes – “The debate of grape”
On December - 2 - 2008
I really love a good grape candy-but it’s gotta be good…
Darrell Lea Red Candy They Call Licorice
On December - 1 - 2008
If it’s red, it’s not licorice. DOES EVERYBODY GET THIS YET?